>go to Shamchat.com
>set name as "Dan"
>Make everyone think they're talking to the same person each time
>post results
>New thread
alright let's start this off
Damn almost got some taylor swift tits..
Dont be so mean steve
courtney is getting slammed
I am the real Dan
>>736411960
YES
>http://www.shamchat.com/6d09c027/
Did I do well /b/?
Some anon was great
>>736412689
The jeff act worked
http://www.shamchat.com/3448ef5a/
>>736412790
>>736412626
no you did terrible, it would've been hilarious if it got on the news that some dude named Dan cyberbullied a little girl into suicide on an anonymous chat site
>>736412626
Hey i just talked to u.
op still a fag.
>>736413018
ITT make courtney kys
I couldn't handle me
http://www.shamchat.com/51d94dc8/
Well i tried. Almost got him back..
People dont wanna talk to dan
>>736411907
>tfw Omegle is down
>Shamchat.com it is
Also, go back to /asp/
Lol fucking Courtney has no idea.
Derrick tried to fuck Dan
i will kill myself today is outdan the dan
>>736413380
Pt.1
Kek courtney is gonna kill herself
>>736413471
Pt.2
>>736413512
Fuck forgot image
>>736413543
Pt.3
Bamboozzel
feelsbadman.png
This shit needs to be archived
>>736411907
1
>>736414046
i lose 3 :( i ended up calling him a ginger manlet and leaving
>>736413311
>http://www.shamchat.com/51d94dc8/
mfw you doxx yourself
I found Courtney guys
post the code if it's you
Trips get?
>>736414255
kek
People are skipping us too fast
Are we still Dan or what?
It's too hard to get into a chat now
We should change the name.. maybe
Courtney..
i just wanted a brother...
Kek
Ffs there's fake Courtney's now
Anyone talked to the percy jackson chick?
>>736411907
I got Courtney!!
We should change the name once there's nonstop skips
Found Courtney too ... Change the name bois
>>736414656
this
if dubs we all go by "George"
>>736414708
If Dubs we all go by Ganesh
>>736414761
IF Dubs we all go by Mark
If dubs we go by Courtney
>>736414761
Roll
>>736414828
roll
If subs we go by Puskintio
>>736411907
Jo OP, I met Not Dan on sham cam and he wants you to eat dicks
>>736414761
Reroll
Or Danesh, poo name
good job boys
if DUBS we all go by Phteven
>>736414899
>>736414899
You fucking wasted the dubs
>>736414828
Reroll
If dubs, we are Courtney
>>736414795
roll
>>736414886
Danesh the Indian man looking for some white pussy
>>736414977
Mark it is !
>>736414977
WINRAR
we Mark now
>>736414899
Oh shit that me
kek
>go to shamchat
>get a guy named Dan
>he says weird shit
>says he is the real Dan
>get Dan all the time
>one spouts memes
>go here
>see this
>>736414993
Yayyy
Courtney knows it's us
>>736412626
Kys
Uhmm.. Who did this?
the codeword is fart
>>736415098
ok Mark
>>736415092
Twas a group effort my boy
>>736415160
Kek
Mark awakens
>>736415496
Kekk
>dan the tits inspector
i wonder if people who post Courtney convos, think thats the real Courtney. all of them are fakes now
>>736415496
wrong
Dan
>>736415769
This is beautiful.
didn't expect that much kek
>>736415888
Just spoke to 'her' kek
:c
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>736415977
courtney must be soooo pissed lol
>>736416051
kys bitch
Fucking lost out loud so hard.
I was dirty dan
Courtney the princess of shamchat
>>736416399
Kek
>>736416403
I was dan
Holy shit i got matched with myself.
I met another Dan XD
She didn't want to know about my life.
Where did I go wrong? Was I too fast?
Dan works here:
Am I a good memelord?
1/2 eat your heart out Phil
2/2
>>736411960
>>736412236
Courtny does not like Dan very much.
We are one
>>736416524
Kekk how did that happen?
>>736416674
kek
>>736412626
:'(
>>736416642
>>736416664
Spicy memes I see
I met a Dan who said pizza as the magic word to find each other. Worked the first time, not anymore though.
1/2
There is more Courtneys than Dans actually
>>736417240
2/2
codeword is fart
faggots
I tried
>>736412626
kill yourself
Had a really nice conversation with another anon here about furry porn games. Best thread ive seen in a while.
I legitimately use this site sometimes because I'm a worthless fag.
>>736417394
oh hello nigga
WE HAVE A MISSION
>>736416303
>dansexuality
my sides
>>736417650
Thank you anon
Close
>>736417553
>tfw we're being appreciated
1/2
2/2
This Courtney guy...
Post more of him
what
http://www.shamchat.com/783e4c49/
and they all lived happily ever after!!!
>>736418139
>female bowser
Hit "her" with some dank 2006 youtube poop memes
my name a dan
>>736411961
It's ruined, all Dans. The first several I entered the chat and it ended so fast I thought it was an error.
>>736418180
my nigga
All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy All work and no play makes Dan a dull boy
Hello my name is An
Ooops forgot to give you the D
My name is Dan
Why does no one want to talk to friendly old Dan anymore?
Dubs and we all go by Puskintio
>>736418703
Re roll
>>736418703
Reroll
>>736418780
kek
Ok
>>736418848
Hey, that Dan is me haha
Got Courtney /b/ros
>>736418780
topkek i encountered this guy before, recommended him boku no pico
>>736418972
good job furry bro
oh this is the reason? STOP spamming the site I just want to meet new people and make friends but instead I'm being harassed. Don't you guys have friends why are you home and on the internet?
He was not phased
>>736419222
That Dan was me, sweetheart.
http://www.shamchat.com/d6580dc6/
>>736419222
to
>>736418125
I said I like rape, that's why
Degernate Dan is here
greatest shitpost
http://www.shamchat.com/395a8754/
>>736419430
kek
>>736419430
that was me. please stop i already asked u guys to stop
http://www.shamchat.com/db8c1e77/ this is hillarious op
>>736419599
hello fellow mark
>>736419649
stop i told u to stop posting and you come here and post my conversation. GET A LIFE
is it realy not obvious that most Courtneys are /b/tards?
>>736419711
I wanna fuk your ass courtney
>>736419749
Trolls trolling trolls /b/ro. I'm sure most of us are aware
Thank you so much /b/ros. My sides are in orbit.
I r8 10/10.
MOAR like this plox: http://www.shamchat.com/a1c0289d/
NOA
>>736419771
I WILL TELL MY BOYFRIEND AND HE WILL HACK ALL OF YOU GUYS. HE KNOWS PEOPLE
Holy fuck this is hilarious
Apologies from Degenerate Dan, but Degeneracy will always win
Dan, what's the matter? I thought you loved me.
>>736413660
Fucking kek, underrated
This fucker said 9chan.
What a cuck
>>736419873
>tfw you have to brb the moment you meet cool Rick Sanchez
http://www.shamchat.com/7e53316c/
she really thinks im a bot, kek
I AM DAN FENTON
We need a new thread
>>736420291
That was my profile pic on some gay ass site lol
>>736411907
Dan: Hi, im Dan
Courtney: i kno
Courtney: u keep following me
Dan: Have we met before ?
Courtney: um
Courtney: i just talked to u
Dan: You look familiar
Courtney: idk y i keep matching wit u
Dan: Tell me what your looking for, Courtney
Dan: be honest
Courtney: friends but ur weird
Dan: but you like it, right ?
Courtney: like what
Dan: Be honest with Dan
Dan: Dan is your friend
Courtney: no
Courtney: ur a fucking weirdo
Courtney: and i wont send my tits
Dan: wow
Dan: Dan would never ask such a thing
Courtney: stop pretending to be someone else
Dan: Dan wouldnt do that
Dan: Honest.
Dan: Dan is an honest guy
Courtney: stoop
Dan: If it wasnt for Honesty, Dan wouldnt exist.
Courtney: im goig to leave
Dan: ...but first
Courtney: bye
Courtney has left the conversation.
SOMEONE START A NEW THREAD
I'm stuck with a serious RPer. Fuck me, I just want Courtney's tasty feminine penis.
>>736420484
Me too.
He wants me to die ;(
>>736420484
Ditto. I don't know how to throw them off
courny is god
>>736420632
>Cockerdaniel
I kek'd
>>736411907
Everyone is either another Dan or some gay twink looking for ERP
>>736420738
He may have outfaggoted the Daniel...
shamchat.com/2130317a My first was not so bad
I cry every time
>>736420993>>736420993>>736420993>>736420993>>736420993
New thread
>>736420603
Hey that's me!
>>736420413
Top kek
>>736416342
Does the man not know that is not how one translates お茶?
LMFAO
SHE MAD
I like to spew pseudo-intellectual garbage mixed in with actual historical knowlage so I'm only wrong like 30% of the time. Keeps them guessing.
Lol
I am disappointed.
Noice
>>736415092
Fucking kek
oh
dan: heya
PerixeneFeatry: Hello Dan.
dan: whats up?
dan: f/m/nigger?
PerixeneFeatry: F, also, not much.
dan: i see
dan: same
dan: first time on this site
PerixeneFeatry: However, you should change that question.
dan: i guess its like omegle?
PerixeneFeatry: You didn't separate jews like you did niggers.
dan: good one
dan: you knpw you love it however
dan: so tell me
dan: what are you doing here?
PerixeneFeatry: I don't love it. Jews aren't people and you shouldn't include them as if they are. You need to segregate them like you did with the niggers.
dan: you know what
dan: i agree
dan: lets start over
dan: f/m/nigger/jew/send nudes?
PerixeneFeatry: F, and there's no way to add files here.
dan: well, would you have?
dan: because the way i see it people only go here for two reasons
PerixeneFeatry: Sure, why not. Doesn't matter as long as you don't know me.
dan: to sob on theyre miserable lifes, or to have some fun with a partner
dan: kik?
PerixeneFeatry: If you can guess it, sure.
dan: my guess is
dan: perixenefeatrybsdmplay
dan: a wild guess
dan: am i close?
PerixeneFeatry: I have rope and I do bdsm occasionally, but that's not my kik.
dan: damn youre gonna get me hard using that kind of language
PerixeneFeatry: I probably shouldn't mention my strapon then.
dan: how about you give me your kik and ill tell you what i'll do to you
PerixeneFeatry: I would be the one in charge, but nice try.
dan: mmm, so you like to be the dominant one
PerixeneFeatry: I've already told you my kik several times though, so I'll leave it up to you to figure it out.
dan: hey. who said i have a problem with that
PerixeneFeatry: Good luck dan.
>>736423603
FUCK
He waited to get me to leave but he underestimated the power of autism
>>736416579
That's me
http://www.shamchat.com/15c3825e/
schrodinger's Dan
>>736424514
Oh shit that was me
I found one of you autists
I'm really fucking crap at this
>>736424654
Kek
>>736425560
what
>>736411907
stop
>>736422072
KEK, THAT WAS ME
KEK