I'm no psychologist, but I know some things and can help

>>736388368
how 2 make friends n influence ppl?

>>736388488
Get the book

Is there a consistent way to make oneself hyperventilate?

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>>736388488

Need more info... you want to "make" 2 influence somebody else?

>>736388531
what book?

Are dreams vis ions of the future?

>>736388621
How to win friends and influence people

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>>736388368
How do I fuck my sister's?

>>736388599
Sit down on the ground, hugging your knees to your chest. Spend 20-30s breathing very, very fast. Point is to hyperventilate. Stand up quickly, then put the tip of your thumb in your mouth and push air on it as hard as possible (like making your face go red).

It's fun. You could very well die, and make sure there's nothing bad for you to land on as you might lose consciousness. I have a big scar on my back from doing it in highschool It's fun.

>>736388368
dating 3 years-- intimacy is falling apart. I know I should make a greater effort however I also know the flame is dead and rela is cruising on fumes. Why try to resuscitate?

>>736388683
idk thats why i asked...

>>736388599

Hyperfentilation literally (clinically) means just breathing too fast. You can do it right now with no help... keep breathing fast and deep and you'll get light-headed.

But you could have known that through googling.. are you asking if you can make yourself have a panic attack?

>>736388758
That's the title of the book

>>736388798
oh, is it helpful?

I need your help deleting this bird
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-2401,3462

What's the deal with black people? They are not black, and they are not people

>>736388676

It's unlikely. Dreams seem to be a manifestation of what somebody has already experienced, with no bearing on the future.

>>736388683
Be nice, like, genuinely... and then learn about psychology.

>>736388709
You can't. And I mean you, specifically.

>>736388748
Is it dying because you make no effort? Do you want to make effort? Answer those questions before deciding anything.

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>>736388842
It's not bad. Pretty popular

>>736388740
Thanks. Did you use to do it with a group of friends or something like that? Just for the fun of it?
>>736388769
No, I simply would overbreathe for several minutes and yet feel only slightly dizzy and light-headed for a few seconds so I imagined there must be a way to maximize the effects. I heard people tend to get euphoric when they do it.

Everygirl Ive ever made a move towards already has a boyfriend
I have this 100% failure rate looming over my head and I cant force myself to even try anymore
Ive just accepted that I will never experience someone wanting me there for them

>>736389070
Depends on why you do it.

Some report a feeling of euphoria (especially while orgasming) which is why David Caradine died.... so, if you want that, go for it just make sure somebody is there to rescue you if you pass out before you can remove yourself.

I thought you were asking something else.

>>736388982
You're being trolled-- it's one of the biggest sellers written. And this fag knows it

>>736388368
Should I wipe my hard drive out?

>>736389144

1. are you physically attractive?

Answer it to yourself honestly. If no, you need to start trying for people your own level.. you're probably aiming too high.

>>736388368
28 years old.
got a friend that sabotages me into getting to know particular people that are popular in certain areas. im guessing because i can outshine the fucker.
tells people im gay or closeted and since he has more social ground people probably believe him until i meet them, i even heard them question it. pushed under the bus
i try to shrug it off but its killing the soul. confronted him about it and lies.
i think the rumor is spread across the whole town.
dont know what to really do. i dont get out much but i think it hurts any chance that some girl might be interested in me and would likely ask friends.

>>736389284

Yeah, probably.

If you're asking, then you've had some shit on there you want nobody else to see.. so, is it worth keeping that porn, or the stress of knowing somebody might find it?

>>736388982
just downloaded it thank you

>>736389263
no u

Is it okay to kill yourself if no one likes you and don't have any friends?

>>736389384

What exactly is the problem you're asking about? Some person telling other people you're gay wouldn't matter unless you're talking about Mormon or Southern Baptist circles.

How to deal with learning someone who you cared about and thought cared about you faked dying for about a year to get disability and attention?

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>>736388368

How do I motivate myself OP?

>>736389539

I am pro legal suicide, but if "nobody likes me" is the issue, then the problem is more likely an issue within yourself that can be corrected, leading to a happy and not-dead life.

how do i deal with my schizoaffective disorder?

>>736389568
im just wondering if i should ignore it and go my own way and make moves by myself and not worry about it at all.
my main problem is that i need a leg and hookers are illegal.

>>736389609

The hurt will last a bit, but take solace in knowing they're batshit insane and you're better off having nothing to do with them.

>>736389654
Just make yourself. It's your choice. If you need more than that give me details.

>>736389539
I am also pro suicide and I think that's an answer you must come up by yourself.

>>736389657
I'm too old. I'm 35. I've never had a friend my whole life. I've tried just about everything. Therapy, meds, even in-patient. I've read hundreds of books and stuff about how to overcome depression and even that How to Win Friends book mentioned earlier in the thread. I just suck at life.

>>736389710

See OP: I'm not a professional. Talk to a professional and take their guidance.

>>736389730
I still feel like I'm lacking important parts of this story.

>>736389789

The "ow to win friends" book is about antisocial manipulation.

Do you want that, or to form actual relationships?

My mom caught me having sex with another boy, now she's using it to blackmail me. She makes me do like all the housework and I have to give her the money I make from my job. She says if I don't do it, she'll tell my dad. How can I make her stop?

>>736389916
I'd take whatever I can get at this point. I'd even take a fake friend so I could at least pretend that someone liked me.

>>736389920

If the issue is that you're gay and your parents are THAT anti-gay, then bro, I feel for you so hard, but you might gotta leave.

Doing housework is fine, because that's your way of "paying the rent" of people that house you, so don't bitch about that.... but if you can't tell them you're gay you need to leave.

Tell your dad. If he's just as retarded, then just leave.

>>736389789
wait so the book doesnt work? :(

>>736388368
What is the point of anything when we're just going to die?
For all out struggles to make our mark in life, for all we accomplish, even the greatest of us can't compete with time and death.

I did some fucked up stuff in the past, stuff I could possibly go to jail for or at least make me hated by my friends and family. My question is, how do you live with yourself after you've done something truly horrible? How do you move past it? Or are there some things you just can't move past? Really struggling with this currently.

>>736389981

You sound more depressed than anything--like you're unwilling to accept the friendship of those that have offered.

Is that possible?

>>736390115
You need to be 18 or older to post on this site.

>>736390068
I'm not gay though. It's just something that's happened a few times.

>>736389818
>I still feel like I'm lacking important parts of this story.
people think im gay or bi due to rumors and bad friends talking shit. since im the odd man out anyway, should i just ignore it and move on? it probably hurts chances at dating girls.

>>736389981
I-I'll be your friend anon-kun, i-if that's ok with you..

>>736390224
aww fwends. 4chan fwends

>>736390115

You have to create that meaning for yourself. There's no answer (for the non-religious).

I make my meaning through making other people happy and gaining knowledge. The pay sucks, but I find fulfillment/ You have to go find what gives you that feeling.

>>736390130
Oooo tough one. Is there any possibility you'll repeat what you did/

>>736390183
Now you're dodging. I'm just some numbers on the internet, it doesn't matter... but now you're trying to dodge "being gay." So what if you are?

>>736390217
Those things don't matter in most circles, I need more details.

How do I actually kill myself, I always pussy out at the last moment

>>736390496

If you pussy out at the last moment, then deep down, you don't actually want to.

Whatever you're dealing with, there are other solutions.

>>736388368
I'm losing faith in people.

>>736390604

Well there's your problem-- you had faith in people.

Don't do that.

>>736390303
No way, I won't put myself in a position to do either of those things again. The guilt just eats me alive, especially knowing that my amazing friends and family would be disgusted with me if they knew. Maybe the guilt is my punishment for doing what I did, but how long do I have to keep that guilt? Is this the cross I have to bear for the rest of my life?

>>736389789
can you pls give me your thoughts on the book?

>>736390680
I don't but it just sucks knowing I can't trust anyone like I used to.

>>736390687

I don't know what you did, so I can't say.

You either make personal peace with it and move on, or move to where nobody knows you and move on. Depends on what you did and why.

PS, you said "put yourself inf a position" to do it again, which takes blame away from yourself, like you couldn't have helped it. Whatever it is, you CHOSE to do it, and if you think it's fucked up, make sure you could be in identical situation and CHOOSE not to do it again.

>>736390863

You can still trust--but understand that trust means giving the power to hurt.

That somebody hurt you doesn't mean you shouldn't trust-- it just means you should take what you experienced and learn from it.

Your pretty wise OP, I wanna be like you how do?

Here we go, So there is this girl I had a exterminatus level crush on her, she's still in a relationship, but a clearly dead one, also there was some awkward moment that I don't really know how to interprete, I dont let myself believe that because of shit self confidence, but I think I got my chance, now the question is, do you fags think I should grab my balls (metaphorically) and tell her?

>>736390890
I only say that because if I was in the positions I was in before I'm not sure I wouldn't do it again. Not that I don't have control but because I'm potentially a psychopath and could just choose to let emotions take me. (i.e. Rage, dominance)

>>736391089

Masturbate 3x times daily forever.

That's my strategy, anyway.

>>736391283
Pls no memeing

There's something extremely wrong with me, and it's not homosexuality. I'm 100% attracted to women.

The thing is... Almost ALL men are aroused by the idea of raping a girl. I see a lot of guys fapping to "rape" vids, whether they are real or fakes.

But I'm just not aroused by it. I'm not disgusted or angry at those kind of fantasies, it just makes me feel nothing looking or thinking or reading about it. I feel less than a man when I think about the fact that it just doesn't arouses me

>>736391238

Why is she still in that shitty relationship, in your estimation?

>>736391243
If you're concerned you may be a psychopath, you aren't. A psychopath would never anonymously express concern about these issues. You're a real human--but you admit you might knowingly repeat your mistakes given the opportunity.

Imagine you have that opportunity--even though you know you'd feel guilty afterward, why might you still do it?

>>736391482
Stuck because of routine, but she clearly expressed me her will to put an end to all of this

>>736391454

You're wrong about all men being aroused by rape. This is not the case. It's common enough on the internet, so it's not rare... but it's not the majority.

You need to dig a little deeper. Is it the fantasy of rape? Because some women are into it too. Or is it real, actual rape that gets you offf?

In that case, you need to talk to a professional psychologist, because now you're talking about fucking up somebody else's life.

>>736391596

Knowing nothing else, I thing you're in denial if the only reason you think she's with her guy is routine. More likely, it's the sex, or it's the comfort (his job or family or whatever).

By all means bare your soul to her, but understand she's with him for a reason, and if she's willing to leave him for you, then that reason probably hasn't disappeared.

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>>736388368
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

>being me, smart guy,reliable and good reputación
>another person that is smart,reliable and has higher reputation meets me
>she is a feminist
> I told her in a debate that I think feminism has turn to radical
>She spreads líes about me being racist,homophobic,etc.
>People actually believe her.
>Ruins my reputación
>I try to be nice and ignore the rumores
>A year ago, I created a very politicaly correct club
>They found out, the rumors and kicked me out
>She becomes the leader


I am just pissed off what should i Do

>>736391914

Bro you know the answer. If it's too good to be true...

>>736391482
I honestly have no idea. I'm an extremely angry person at times and it sometimes gets the better of me, especially when I think I can get away with whatever I'm doing. When I did the second thing I caused harm to something and the rage mixed with the adrenaline gave me a sort of pleasure deep inside, which really scared me afterwards like it was some sort of dark shit I never really knew existed in me. But I don't ever want to see it again because I know that it's wrong. Maybe I'm schizophrenic? Who fucking knows.

>>736392035

Run from her. Both the far left and the far right value ideological purity. She's too far to one end....

Run.

>>736388368
How can I get over my constant procrastination?

>>736392108

It sounds very human but I can't comment further without knowing specifics. Maybe you belong in prison, maybe you're overreacting, I don't know until you tell anon what it was.

>>736391330
Not OP
Read Freud and Lacan. Helped me to understand myself better

>>736391785
Yeah that why I mentioned i'm puzzled on this, also she told me they had no sex for more than a month, they are more like friends lately according to her, as I know her via her sis, sometime's i'm here when she's with her bf, and they are always arguing/abusing. It's always at those moment that she look at me with some pretty disarming eyes, I really don't know how to feel, but I want her mine, and i'm kinda going mad scientist at it

>>736392216

Choose to.

You've likely never been in a situation where you had to... so you still do it. Procrastination isn't a disease or disorder, it's a choice. See what happens when you choose not to.

>>736392383

Well just go for it then. What do you stand to lose?

>>736388368
I have very little motivation in life, just going through the basic motions totally uninspired, thoughts?

>>736388368
How often do you masturbate?

>>736392622

Are you happy?

Base everything on that.

>>736392656

As I said, usually 2-3 x a day. if nobody else is involved.

>>736392677
Happy where I am now, worried about my future, not putting in the extra effort that leads to better things in life

>>736392349
I was a CNA in a nursing home and after cleaning and changing one of my invalid clients who couldn't speak I rubbed her clit for a few seconds and then jerked off in front of her. Not sure how she felt about it but it was definitely some fucked up sort of assault either way.

I also took care of an autistic client who lived with his parents and their two little dogs. I terrorized those dogs to no end and at one point even strangled one of them to the point where he was almost dead but was somehow able to stop myself before going further.

I'm not in the healthcare field anymore but there's no way either of these things could come back to haunt me, no video evidence. I just live knowing I did this fucked up stuff everyday and sometimes it keeps me awake at night. Never actually told anybody these things before.

>>736392803

"better things in life" is pretty vague.

Do the math of what you'll need to be happy 10 years, 20 years, 50 years from now. It's not hard, literally google what you need to know and plan for.

>>736392910

If you were in the exact same situation right now, and knew you wouldn't be punished, would you do it again?

>>736393022
Absolutely

>>736393022
I'd like to think I wouldn't but honestly I can't say 100% either way.

>>736393096

Then find a way to talk to a professional psychologist. No judgment, no punishment, just real talk about your feelings, why you feel them, and what you should do about it.

Keep that shit covered up, and you may find yourself really hurting somebody someday.

>>736393203

heh. Well, then >>736393272

still applies

Hmm... While I may be doing relatively fine, I have found with a start that I am unable to find an outlet for my anger. Fueled by the fact that I absorb whatever comes at me rather than ignore it, something that dodges me still. It really makes the original problem apparent only after I explode from pressing circumstances.

>>736393420

Describe everything in specifics and you'll either know your course or realize that you're overreacting.

>>736393318
Probably good advice. Thanks for listening anon.

>>736388368
I'm on the brink of a pretty awesome money-making tactic, and I've learned about this field from friends. However I am wondering if I should do this with my friends, or abandon them and go forward on my own to make extra $.

>>736393531

np man. I'm just a random person talking shit with you.

>>736393639

Based on what you just said, 99.99% you got sucked into a scam and are going to lose everything you put into it... so be prepared for that.

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2:34 am and I stumble upon this thread, fuck it why not?
The only thing on my mind right now is my friend who I developed feelings for.
Been good friends with her since the starting of school and I feel like I should make a move soon but don't know if I can commit to a relationship right now, a lot going on in life and yes it would be nice to have someone but I think a friend can do the exact same as a girlfriend.

>>736392546
Yeah not So much, I may just win another disapointment but hey, there is still a chance it works, thanks OP

Anyone want someone to just talk to /ask for advice? I have a thing for this. I would love to help anyone.

Kik : Heskoo2

The place I work at just closed and now I am unemployed. I know what I need to do obviously which is find a new job, but I am very down about the situation, especially because I feel sorry for my boss who has worked hard for 7 years and in the end got nothing but debt and stress from it.

>>736393709
well you're useless

Hhhow d d d do i g g get riiid of this sssssstutter?

>>736388683
By the book