What's your catchphrase /b/? >Mine is "It's

mne changes a lot

right now i guess its "for fucks sake" or "fucks sake"

>>736378585
>>736378759
For a while I was channeling McConaughey and saying "alright alright alright" but now most of my sentences end with "fucking mutt" in reference to one of these 5 fucking dogs my family keeps around

Kill me

>>736379111
Trips of homosexuality

Mine is "Don't be play HATIN, cuz I be playa SKATIN"
Don't steal that shit it took a long time to come up with.

>>736378585
"Yeet"

>>736379277
Fuck you and your dubs of double niggery

"fuck that gay shit"

>>736379544
Right back at ya nigger

>>736379544
Kek

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hot Toddy gotta hot dolla'

>>736379600
Holy shit triple dubs

>>736378585
Made the mistake of watching better call saul with my wife and now she constantly says sall good man and I nearly strangled her the last time

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>>736378585
Fun on the bun

>>736379600
Just like those repeating digits, you a fucking zero

>>736379703
=(

"All is well."

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Ohh my

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>>736379795

>>736378585
Take a stand join the Klan

>>736378585
I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground!

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>>736379111
>>736379277
>>736379377
>>736379544
>>736379600
>>736379777
Is this a fucking get thread?

>>736379872
I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords!

>>736379916
I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of-

>>736379904
Not anymore. It's now a pasta thread

"OP is a faggot"

>OP is a faggot

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>>736378585
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Not the ideal thing to say when discussing politics with family members....

>>736379948
Writing this? WRITING THIS? I SCREAMED THIS INTO THE FACE OF THE GODS. I opened my lungs and bellowed my cry of existence into the cosmos and made the cosmos flinch! I AM, AND I AM AWESOME, LET ALL TAKE HEED. I am the ninth Beatle, the square root of negative one, the living and undying omnissiah! I am the Protagonist! I have licked the frozen pole without getting my tongue stuck, have plumbed every board there is, and come back with no headache and all their lulz! I remember when /tg/ got shit done! I remember when /co/ was love! I remember when /b/ was almost good! I eat angel twat for breakfast and wash it down with demon cunt and ten gallons of Red Pop! I set off geiger counters at 500 paces! Courage Wolf WISHES he had my Slack! Bend over and spread `em, because FUCK SHIT YEEEEEE-FUCKIN’-HAAAA! I’m the Hoover Dam, splitting apart and drowning the valley! I’m the Empire State, collapsing across six city blocks! I’m the moon smashing into Termina, and the last hope for everything to be Lost Forever because GOD FUCKING DAMN the other options are worse! I am the man without fear and a living mountain of will, the Last Green Lantern of Earth, the Sum of All Parts and Steve McQueen! I can push a Trabi up over 200mph before changing the oil, I can make a three-Michelin-star meal with nothing but potatoes and the condiment bar! I fixed your wagon last night and I’ll do it again in the morning!

>>736380001
I am Luckbringer, Fuckbringer, and Fuckfucker! I give all the fucks, but none of them are mine! I found D. B. Cooper and learned the sublime art of invisibility! I found Jimmy Hoffa, and learned the Sacred Rites of Kneebreaking! I found Elvis, and learned Soul! I found Moot and LICKED HIS FACE! I have traveled every road in the land, from the sacred sun-bleached roads of Santa Cruz to the infernal pitted highways around Hellgate to the hidden highways in the caves under Kentucky and the President’s Secret Roads that get blotted off satellite maps! I hot swap alternators in less time than it takes a grayface to get gas, I Know that I Know and I Know that I do Not Know! I am brother to the Great Asphalt Dragon! I cornered the market on Plaid Hats, I discovered the secrets of the Masons and Shriners and Elks and the Rotary Club, I punched the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard in his shriveled ectoplasmic cokehead cock! I know the Eleven Herbs and Spices, I know the Secret Formula for Coke, and I have improved on each! I see the threads being pulled, and spray paint them orange so they can’t be hidden anymore! I see the man behind the curtain, and I drag him into the street, screaming! I have reached the state of Weird Enough ™ and surpassed it, and for it I have been curse-blessed by Saint Hunter himself! I have put the bastards of this world on notice, right after I KNEW THEIR DAUGHTERS. Anansi is my dealer, and epignosis is my current high of choice! I grok only the truth, and I shit in the general direction of your endless lies! I have set foot and ass and fist on other worlds, every liminal space is my stomping ground and my ring! I attract them! I draw them like the comments sections draw failure! The heavens beg me for the recipe for my special sauce TO DOUSE THEIR AMBROSIA WITH!

i wish i was dead

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>>736378585
"Comrade" as my go to gender neutral-pronoun.

Also: Using "rad" and "wicked" too much.

"Uh oh spaghetti-o!"

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>>736379971
>members
This intersection looks familiar hmmm

If your wiggle don't shoogie, then I'ma oogie boogi

>>736380024
>>736380024
I need no gun! I am my own gun, and the loads that I spit are Teflon! I have trained in the ways of the Camel Clutch, the Tombstone Piledriver, and the TRUE Atomic Leg Drop, the one that the False Grappler never learned of! Jacob wrestled with YHWH for three days and nights before God won; I did it for a week, and the judges are still trying to tally up the score! My mind contains multitutes, my blood contains things they’re still looking for at CERN, my bloodline contains horse thieves, kings, gypsies and yeti! CROM tried to bring doom and storms upon my head - I threw the death back at him and kept the rain to wash down my mead! I am BEYOND! I am WITHIN! I am FREE and I will remain FREE for all time and beyond it! The universal laws are mere universal SUGGESTIONS in my presence! I was born of Black Wind, Fire, and Steel, I AM A WERE-ROBOT TRAPPED IN HUMAN SKIN, A MACHINE OF A MAN, A PISTON-DRIVEN V-12 RUNNING ON PURE ETHANOL, PEPPERS, AND INJECTED NITROMETHANE! I am a THING BEYOND THE GODS, for I am MAN, and I have SCREWED THE FATES and stole their RONCO WEAVE-O-MATIC! To stand against me is to stand against THE STORM! Who believes they can beat me in a chili cookoff? WHO DARES TO SEAL THEIR DESTRUCTION?

So, you know, it's not a catchphrase I use frequently. Just every time there's a chili cookoff.

"Good lord" or "Man alive" recently

>>736378585
LOL devolved into KEK and that into, wait for it -
>Jej
I mistyped kek once and now I just say that whenever I'm with friends. Oh, and I tend to use words that start with d for some reason, like decimated, demolished, or destroyed.

"Not with THAT attitude!"

"fair enough"

>>736378585
Mine is 'Niggers gunna nig'

>>736378585
>Don't be stupid be a smarty

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>>736380052
o-oh?

>>736379955
Holy fuck the get don't stop

I accidently the whole thing

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Mine

>>736380216
Come and join the nazi party

>Damn son
>That sounds like a personal problem to me

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I usually say somethings "Tits" if its good, like..

>How was dinner?
>Yeah it was pretty Tits

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

>>736378585
kill yourself

>>736380342
i always leave that part off.....

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I actually say, "Is that a fact?" all the time.

>>736378585
pontibus ut perenni lumine.

May the bridges I burn, light the way.

>>736379904
RIP AND TEAR

>>736380387
idk but get out while you still can

>>736378585
When somebody asks:
"How you doing?"

I answer:
"Just keeping it real and representing"

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>>736380326

>>736380589
Okay daddy uwu

>>736378585
"Incesterrific!"

"nigger"

black btw

When life gives you lemons have a lemon party

>>736380111
dude what the hell was that are you okay

Well shit" and I also use "Fuck it

My mom's vagina " best catch phrase

hlp

Death to all jews

>>736380111
Oh, you think you got skills? Nah bud, ya just ill.
As in bile in the belly; slamming back all them pills.
Slamming back all them thrills. Bout enough to make a man break down and kill
Shit gets real like a giant is a hill. Also giantesses
I'm talking beings brighter than the pearls on ya dresses
The mixed message breathes hectic
How the fuck you talk shit if you texting?
I'm a vex ya little head with hexes and old methods
Read plenty of old records so now I know when to whistle to em
I see you been regressing since that jesus told you listen to em
It ain't his blood dude, it's gods cum
Enter mouth; exit bumbum
They water it down for the dumb-dumbs and flavor it for their tum-tums
Yum-yum
Come undone
Prospecting these conundrums along with others to do with gundams and big bruv's guns
aiming em at the damn sun
that's metaphor for you meta-far offs
You know what? Just shut up.
Look here and lick the hack saw

talk shit nucka

>>736380550
Mind if I use this?

>>736380693
what the hell

>>736381244
DUBS Eck em

we smokin penises no homo

>>736381136
so I should battle rap you and....be an atheist?

lately I've been saying "no kidding, honey"

"Say that word one more time and I'll start yelling Fall Out Boy Lyrics, and I don't think you'd like that very much."

>>736380746
That seems to be a pretty popular one.

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>>736381406
i liek yuu

also my catchphrase is
>please respond

>>736378585
Alrighty

It's old but still works in most cases so i can use it often.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

>>736378585
"That's it"
There's alot of cringy ones ITT holy shit

>>736378585
"buddy shut the fuck up"

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>>736378585
"fuck me dude"
I've been pissed a ton lately so I've been saying it a lot, definitely not because I want a friend of mine to fuck me

heck

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>>736378585
I always say "And all that jazz"

just seems to wrap up alot of shit instead of explaining every detail

It is what it is.

"in there like swimwear"

I dont have one but I find myself saying "man" after every other sentence

but im an old hippie

"oh, here we go"

>>736382709
I used to say "my guy" as a joke but now I say it all the time

>>736382506
but swimwear goes on and not in?

YAWK YAWK YAWK

"Nice, nice" because I'm a JoJo fag.


VERY NICE-U, SHIZA CHAN

kill yourself

desu

Shiiieeett.

Not black just hail from Louisiana. It's actually pretty eloquent when you think about it.

>>736382866
Also, "my dude"

>>736380603
I always say

Same soup just reheated

>>736378585
>My Boy!!

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>>736378585
Damn straight or fuckin eh

BANANA SLAMMA!

I say "lets take a trip to the galaxy" every time im about start smoking with any of my buddies

seriously, before every session

even i find it annoying

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Just kidding

"whassup spiders" when I meet up with a homie

NIGGERS ARE GAY AND SHIT https://youtu.be/CCLpjOA8iUU

"And the circle gets the square."

>>736378585

I say "thats fucked up man"

>>736378585
"But...fuckin" or "you gotta be packin me!"

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fuckin'ell

>>736381988
Ezekiel 25:17

bloody hell in a thick britfag accent

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>>736383190

>>736383190
Id suss you stems and seeds

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>>736383029
that's extremely gay, faggot

>>736378585
I've been saying "he-yump" for a while now. That and "fuck", but I've always said that.

>>736384079
you would know ya big sloppy fag

I call everything a cunt

>"Here to eat ass?"

"as well as it can be" is always my response when people ask How my Day was

> Ayyyooooo

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>>736378585
Inshallah
>"If god wills it."

>>736378585
What is the word?

>>736384802
everybody's heard that the bird is the go fuck yourself

>>736378585

>worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow

absolutely unreal

Your mother.
No seriously I say to and about everything. Every verb becomes something your mother did to my penis and every noun becomes "you know who else (was/is/likes/whatever) (thing)? Your momma."
I cant stop myself. I say it all the fucking time. It's gotten to the point where my family/friends will cut me off and say it first so I have to come up with some LOL SO RANDUM XD shit to cover.
Help me.

>>736385062
I wish I could push you off a cliff.

>>736385062
the only help is in a bottle in your laundryroom with the label clorox

>>736385155
>>736385358
Anon pls

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>Ya' pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

Skate or die or fuck a duck

>>736385500
have whoever you have the most contact with perform shock therapy with a cheap amazon taser

>>736378585

>don't let the dust bite you

suck a duck

>>736382813
nah when it goes up ya crack

DEU NOU? in a thicc russian accent

>>736383190
you're already in the galaxy

>>736378585
>I'M GAY
and
>Hey that's pretty good

People ask me how are you. I say "I'm always good."

>>736378585
>I AM THE MACHINE

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Rape
Gape
Things that rhyme

"Not with that attitude."
or
"Anything will fit if you go fast enough."

I don't think that I consciously have a catchphrase... Maybe, "Oh, I don't know" - I repeat that a lot.
>>736379872
>>736379916
>>736379948
>>736380001
>>736380024
>>736380111
Fuckin' hell, dude, that was epic.

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>>736387647
>hitting ctrl+v
>dude, that was epic

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Penises
Or
Son of a bitch

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>>736378585
Its all good fam

one of the people I am a mod for on YT started getting me to say his phrase

Don't come at me bare coochie

BITCH SUCK MAH DICK LIKE A CRACK PIPE

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>>736387748
Eh, that requires SOME effort.

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>>736378585

Nice One
or
Result

>>736378585
i say jesus louiszus when shit goes down

No worries man

>>736379111
>>736379277
>>736379544
>>736379600


Wtf is this shit kek

Are you a chromosome
Because I want to do crossing over with you

"christ"

you gotta say it right tho, with emphasis

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" lose the attitude "

>>736381136
Fuckin' faggot

They all let you down

>>736378585
gotta be a tie between "that's fucking bullshit" and "wattup homeskillet"

>>736378585
Your more annoying than when you wipe your ass and get shit on your fingers

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>>736394768

>>736378585
The one I hate the fucking most, is the one I say most often.

>Cool beans, daddio.


I hate myself a little more everytime I utter it.

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>>736378585
it's true?
Watches at 0 $?

Mine?
Probably is:"MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU SPOIL ME THIS GAME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME ILL' FUCKING KILL YOU"

>>736378585
Vagina is the most overrated thing I've ever come across.

>>736394884
Fisto is that you?

>>736378585
Smoke em if you got them

>>736394678
Underrated

>>736394955
Nope

Do you have some time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

>>736395002
Sounds like something my friend would say. Every time you mention a spoiler he autistically spergs out. I fear for my life sometimes.

this is why we cant have nice things

>>736395055
The fact is
That if you spoil me something one time it's a thing
If you do it on purpouse and you spoil me THE WHOLE GAME it's another thing

"You're jerkin me the wrong way" - Sir Reginald Sherwood
"Don't suck my dick like that" - Master Snedigar Van Swartz

>>736395116
I say that a lot too

basically i say basically a lot, also essentially

baby back bitch
pint sized prick
retarded faggot

>>736378585
tfw i have bad memory and i wont remember any of the good ones

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>it's not gay if the penis is feminine

"She'll be right mate"
"No worries"

>>736378585
let me tell ya

>>736378585
smd

I don't have a catch phrase, but when I bump my head or stub my toe I tend to yell out "fucking sand niggers!" on reflex.

>>736378585
I don't have "catchphrases". I'm not autistic.

>>736378585
DEUS VULT

>>736378585
My one is "no problem"

>>736383335
I find myself saying that a lot, too. I don't mean to either, it's like a reflex. Usually I say it quickly and quietly.

It's partly because when talking with my friends I'm rarely stating my thoughts sincerely, usually filtered through a layer of sarcasm or irony, and I don't want them to think I'm suddenly being an idiot. I think they know me well enough to know when I'm just pretending or being sarcastic, so I know I don't need to make any kind of disclaimer. But it's a bad habit now.

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>>736396297

Mine is a very empty and unemotional, "cool"

>>736396297
>>736396497
>>9797979797.

>>736396524
Me too. It usually comes after a long pause while I try and fail to think of something more meaningful to say.

>>736378585
mine is:
Sauce pls

"nice."

>>736378585
life means suffering

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I like to say
If you don't like it, Go find something else to do!

>>736378585
Mine has been ' GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCK! THIS IS A FUCKING AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! SO FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES! ' lately when I see any Non-American scum posting threads here like the Aussiecuck threads or the Krautland or Faggot boy British threads. Basically any attempt at illegal cyber immigrants trying to violate our virtual sovereignty. I would call on all real white American men to join the fight and tell these illegals who are violating our US cyberspace to get the fuck off our board so we can get back to what this place used to be. Let's make the internet great again.

"Well, i always say..." And then something that is quite wise, but i never said before. Works pretty good.

>>736396812
Die in a shooting accident, you fat mouth-breathing fuck.

>>736378585
When upset mine tends to be "Jesus, fuck, man"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Do you want fries with that?

or

>Stop hitting mom, dad

>>736396861
>Butthurt Non-American degenerate filth detected
Why don't you take the hint and fuck off my board? Go back to whatever passes for a website in your own third world shithole country's cyberspace! This is AMERICAN CYBERSPACE FAGGOT! Trump is gonna fucking nuke you all eventually and cleanse this world of all Non-American cucks with holy nuclear fire. Next we throw the niggers, faggots, and traps into the wasteland.

>>736378585
mine is PATTATA FRITTA!

>>736379904
tfw when you realise at that point, a hundred poster skipped this thread.

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>>736379600
lets get a train goin shall we

>>736396812
It's about damn time someone has the balls to say it. Fuck yeah brother, let's follow our God Emporer Trump and kick all these europoors the fuck out of here! MAGA!

>>736378585
>"Like money in the bank"
I actually use this quite frequently even though English is not my native language nor do I speak it on a daily basis.

>>736378585
"Fuckin Bitch "

>>736396812
Praise you, sir. You're doing god's work.

wubba lubba dub dub

cant be anything else

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EVERYTHING"S COMING UP MILHOUSE!

I say nigga a lot. Mostly with a hard r. Am white. Am not racist.

"You better quit." And " No mames huey" interchangeably.
Kill me, and kill yourself.
Does that have brotein in it, about everything.
And lately, because I work in corrections, and inmates do it constantly, I've taken to saying "right" at the end of every sentence. But not inflected like a question. "Yeah bro he's actin like a bitch right."
Also "alright." Is inflected really weird in the prison I work in.
It sounds more like awwlllllllrat. That's a constant thing too and I say it ironically.

It is what it is

Also

Same shtick different day

>>736378585
Beer o'clock. I said this in 1993. Now it i s everywhere

>>736378585
"Hope can only lead to disappointment" A bit pessimistic but very useful

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>>736378585
Lick, lick, lick mah balls!

I cant choose between
>classic
>standard
>You have to believe bro, believe
>chug in me bloke's guts ay

But most of the time I am a smug sarcastic cunt

>>736378585
I eat ass

>>736378585
"So, how's your sex life?"

Fells so good :D

Nah man that ain't me

And

Ninja, is you sub zerious?

>>736401312
Oh hai, Mark

School is for fools!! Look at me!!

"Circle of life"

Usually in a context that makes no sense whatsoever

>>736401498
julie! youre tearing me apart

>>736378585
"get the fuck outta here" "what the fuck man" "you're shittin me" "you're fuckin shittin me" "what the fuckin shit dicks" "fuckin niggers"

"kill yourself"

Unironically, that's exactly what OP should be doing.

>>736381864
Go away Dibble

>>736378585
Word fam

>"It's another beautiful day" in response to how are you doing, etc

>"Sounds like a good problem to have" when people mention discomforts that come from luxuries

>>736378585
Mine is just adding the word cunt to anything. Or just a plain old "boi"

>>736378585
Son of a biscuit eating bulldog

>>736378585
"Yer a good kid, Franklin. "

>>736398479
2nded.

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>>736380043
>rad
Wew lad

"Allah Akbar"

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>Underrated
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>>736404150
All the summerfags/plebbitors trying to fit in and be cool/funny/edgy.

Pretty good.

I address people as "My boys" or "My boy"

>>736404526
Do you think this makes you funny or cool? It is really a stupid and annoying thing to say. But I guess your friends on the bus to middle school laugh when you say it, so better post about it on 4chan.

Closest thing I can think of is "I wanna go home", "that sucks, hon", and noncommittal grunting.

I don't really have a catchphrase, I just hear the same handful of conversations every day and these are easier than having the whole discussion every time.

>>736404651
idgaf if it's annoying, it's just something I say

"SHIGGY DIGGY DOO!"

>>736378585
my catch phrase is got any blow? followed by just kidding seriously though got any blow.

Ausfag here.

I use to use the terms bro/dude/mate in a humorous manner, but I'm finding that I'm using them unironically now for some fucking reason. What started off as a joke has developed into this shit.

>>736404713
You're not cool or funny because you say my boy. You're an underage newfag who should've never left r/dankmemes.

>>736404789
mmm beer

>>736378585
aww shit

>>736378585
Holla holla get dolla

Well, the word or phrase I use the most is my nickname for my husband, "Zook".. i say it so much it feels like a verbal tick.

As for my catch phrase its probably "haha, I love my life" in response to something unfortunate happening to me. Usually followed by a string of "fantastic. Amazing. This is splendid."

everything is legal if u run fast enough

Shut the fuck up and lets not turn this rape into a murder

>>736405395
You sound like an annoying cunt who hasn't worked a day in her life. You sit at home browsing Facebook for 16 hours a day, expecting everyone to pamper you. Women like you should be executed.

Mine is "absofuckinglutely"

"that's fucking splendid"

>>736405553
>Projecting this much
Actually, I'm the one that works. My husband stays at home working on his hobby- breeding exotic reptiles. Unfortunate things happen to me where I cannot curse because I work around mentally disabled people and they get distressed easily by that. You sound like a paranoid, miserable person.
I don't even have a facebook. Maybe you should delete yours if it's such a point of contention in your life.

"scheisse cunt" i'm not even german. I just like how the word sounds.

Shramaly booz ramalamadingdong.

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>>736405774
>being this much of a woman
Why do I care if you can't curse? You're so stupid you couldn't even get a job helping regular people. You have to help the mentally disabled (aka your husband)

graaasss tastes baddd.

or

just kidding, i don't give a fuck.

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>>736406421
Did you just assume my gender?
Kys you ableist, misogynist cis scum.

(Really, though. Try harder.)

>>736406851
You're not funny.

Mine is "anal is nature's birth control"

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get
also

>>736406851
Did you just assume individuality?

>>736406920
You certainly are, albeit unintentionally

>>736406851
Nice char meme
U from /m/?

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>>736407208
/m/ is my second home

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>>736407168
No one cares. Make me a sandwich, cunt. Oh wait, im not mentally disabled so you're probably not smart enough to help me.

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>>736408213
>getting so triggered you need to make an unfunny meme just to make yourself feel better about your sad existance posing as a women to get attention on an online message board

>>736408410
>so triggered by the mere implication that a person is female that they are still responding to a thread long after everyone else has lost interest

This has gotten sad. I'm gonna go.

>>736408540
Gottem

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>>736408410
Oh, also
>implying that the person you are responding to is even the original commenter
>i shiggy diggy etc

AWWW HORSE-PUSSY!
Its a hit in a public place like church.

Sorry about that oneeee mayyyteee

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TL; dr

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>>736404305
>LOLZ XD
lift your game.

>>736382834
MAN DOWN

>ah hey

Shut the fuck up you failed abortion.

i say "baby" a lot

>>736384776
>posts a pic of a jew
It's arabic, nigger

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>>736404305
>implying a true oldfag would bother pointing this out

Either you're not an oldfag in which case stop trying to fit in so much and lurk more.

Or you're an oldfag who does nothing but complain all day bc "muh 4chin aint what it used to be". If that's the case then start making some actually good content and/or threads.

"you look like you were hit with a bat made of autism"

>>736410833
my realistic guess of your age is 17, also im not the guy you replied to, you just sound pretty young.

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AND DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=szV0fpnL7ow

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is her age is on the clock shes old enough for cock

"Yo"
I use it to greet, shout out, good byes, etc. I don't even listen to black people music but I just keep and keep on using it.

>>736378585
"BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"