considering finding a local MP that does happy endings, any advice

How do you even go about finding one? Asking for a friend.

>>736373990
There's a few online sites, can't think of any off the top of my head though so bump

bumping for a friend

went in, got naked with towel over ass, normal massage until she moves the towel up to my lower back.
She says "I see someone looking at me" it's my dick.
She caresses it with her soft hand and it's all downhill from there. I got hard, she asked what I wanted to do, and we fucked. She put a condom on my dick and sucked it, then got on top until she was tired, and afterwards I railed her good. I paid and she gave me a fucking soda and some crackers and I left.

>>736374825
how much is it usually?

Anyone been to one in the bay area?

>>736375000
$40 for just massage, and if I remember right it was around $50 extra for bj and $70 for full.

>>736375249
not bad, any sites or apps for finding these places?

>>736375000
>>736375249
She was a really nice Asian woman. Very pleasant to talk to and could make her pussy grab your dick really tight.

>>736375383
Not that I know of. I would suggest just visiting massage places. And trust me, even if they have "certificates" and "licenses" posted, it doesn't mean it's legit lol.

>>736375500
And idk how you'd be able to tell, but try to not give business to the human traffickers.

Rub maps

Rubmaps . C o m

>>736375754
rubmaps is paid iirc

>>736375668
This. I guess there's nothing wrong with prostitution, but human trafficking is shady af.

>>736375000
Depends on where u live. Usually 50 for 30 or 70 for 1 hour

>>736376015
anyone wanna check rubmaps for a poorfag

Been to a couple found on backpage about a year a half ago. Met decent providers. Still go about once a month.

I've had a few rub and tugs in my day. I can answer any and all questions.

Just get an escort, your looking for basically the same thing my mane

anyone with stories?

>>736376145
>>736373795

Im a member of rubmaps.
first 3 cities listed I will lookup and post

>>736376315
the problem with an escort is they charge more, and mostly are trying to get you in and out as fast as possible. At least with a rubtug you get the massage on top of getting a hand job or more.

>>736376468
Overland Park, KS

>>736376468
Hilliard, OH

>>736376468
Denver, co

I have a story if anyone want to read it. But I'm pretty shit at Green texting.

>>736376468
literally anything in southern mass

>>736375754
>>736375833
>>736375885
>>736376468
Fairhaven, MA Chinese Body Works

>>736376468
Can you look for number 1 mag spa in Jersey City, NJ? Reviews under Sara?

>>736376390
I have a place close to me where most girls offer FS
Ive had sex twice

>>736376468
Tennessee Nashville

>>736376616
go for it

>>736376634
Oh shit, are you me? I was just checking out the place in Fairhaven.

>>736376539
>Overland Park, KS
no luck.
any other big cities close to you?

>>736373795
A member of Parliament that does hand stuff? Sign me up.

>>736376598
>Hilliard
no luck

>>736376861
That's some kinky shit.

>>736376892
anything in columbus area in general?

>>736373990
Does your city not licence exotic massage parlours?

>>736376825
kansas city is close

>>736376611
so many... 1st one
Soul Spa in Denver, Colorado
1400 S Federal Blvd
Denver, Colorado 80219

lulu is 25 Asian with cute body and does hand jobs

>>736376754
oh shit lmao, im at the very bottom of ma

>>736375092
this guy asked first>>736376468
also what if you are under age asking for a freind

>>736377202
they don't id you bro.

>>736375092
>>736377202
where in bay area? like sf? walnut creek?

but if you definently look under age like 16>>736377315

What's good in San Jose, CA?

>>736377448
if you have the balls to walk in for a massage, pay money, and lay butt ass naked on the massage table, lulu with sucki sucki. She will probably appreciate a younger client as most of them I'd assume are old and rank. Just shower before and you'll be A-OK

>>736376998
any of these cities?

Bonner Springs (1)
Eudora (2)
Gardner (2)
Hutchinson (1)
Junction City (1)
Kansas City (2)
Lawrence (11)
Leawood (2)
Lenexa (11)
Manhattan (3)
Merriam (5)
Mission (1)
Olathe (27)
Overland Park (12)
Salina (2)
Shawnee (2)
Topeka (8)
Westwood (1)
Wichita (41)

>>736377202
No Id. But I've been asked how old I am a few times. Either way, I think women get a kick out of how young they can get them. I slept with a woman from a bar a few weeks ago that was 39 and when I told her my age, she showed me to her friends kek.

>>736377143
Thanks anon! You're the true hero

>>736377708
these
Lenexa (11)
Olathe (27)
Overland Park (12)

all are super close to me

>>736377195
Same, I'm on the Southcoast. Fairhaven is like 5min away from me. Let's hope we can find some local places.

>>736373990
>>736374136
Backpages
RubMap
Craigslist (less often)

I live in the Bay Area and I use 3 websites to find Asian Massage Parlors
backpage
rubmaps
craigslist (look in the services > therapeutic section)

>>736377797
ok give me a minute so i can look at some reviews

>>736378081
thank you /b/ro

>>736378029
also check out:

The Erotic Review
Eccie

Find your city, there will be both escort reviews and massage reviews. Take them with a grain of salt. A lot of times, they will not recommend the location, but in the private area where only paid members can see, they do recommend it but don't want to taint their "honey hole".

if you want an escort try
myscarletbook
gfeforum

what would happen if you ran out on them after getting fucked ? hop the bill on a massage parlor?
asian thugs coming after you?

>>736378081
Think you can check out New Jersey, Lakewood "Cross St Therapy"?

Anything in Washington State?

>>736378501
^^

>>736378132
AA Massage in Olathe
115 S Clairborne Rd
Olathe, Kansas 66062

most girls do hj but run a little older

>>736378476
Do it and let us know

>>736376468
minneapolis, minnesota

>>736378476
You pay before you play. Some collect the "extras" fee in advance as well. In your case, I hope there are ninjas waiting for you to put you in a labor camp if you try and run out on paying.

So I just visited one recently. Also suuuppper nervous.

Called first to know what their hours were. Asian woman was super upfront and like "you want come down? You like massage?"

Was a cute mature Asian woman met me at the door to the place. She grabbed me by the arm and led me to a room, which kinda startled me because I had no idea what the protocol was. She could see I was totally oblivious and nervous as fuck.

As we walked past the other rooms, I noticed a shower room that was open. She was trying to chit chat me up a little, "you shy?"

Once in the room she "half hour right, it $40" I kinda wanted the full hour, but handed her the cash and she said "you take off clothes, I be right back" and left the room. So I stripped down, my heart beating through my fucking chest. There was a towel on the counter in the room which I debated putting on.

CONT >>

>>736378699
i just might lol. i looked under therapuetic on craigslist and about 3 very close and local authentic asian sites are listed

>>736378578
Thanks anon. Most asian girls look 12 until they're about 45 and then they look 100 so I'll take the plunge.

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really going to pay someone money to jerk you off? Pathetic

>>736378499
>"Cross St Therapy
lisa does HJs

>>736378861
true

>>736378733
>minneapolis
Orchid Massage Spa in Minneapolis, Minnesota
sasa - young asian HJs

>>736378773
So I got on the table belly down, and she walked in and I said "This ok?" she said "yea, yea" and hit the lights so it was a nice glow in the room and started some Chinese music CD in a player in the corner of the room.

She said "oil?" and I said "Yeah, sure." She said "first time? uhh first time massage too?" like she knew exactly why I was there. I replied "uh uhh yeah, never had a masage." She said 'you very nervous. relax relax. I smack. haha" and popped my ass cheeks.

CONT >>

>>736378928
Thanks my guy

Any suggestions for Portland Oregon?

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So this is definetly a mp right?
I dont wanna walk in and look like a retard asking for sum fuk
also dont wanna just pay for a real massage lol

Backpage.com

The MP you want will advertise table showers.

Bring cash for the tip. They don't just jack you off for no reason. Chances are, if you're too fat for a table shower like I am, she will wipe your butt with a warm wet towel.

>>736379223
just write the story or fuck off

>>736379223
hey retard quit typing
>>CONT >>
like we dont want you to finish your story. either post it all in a greentext or your retarded fat wall of text or gtfb to reddit

>>736376539
Friend I'm in Wichita and I know a place for you. She's old, but she's good.

>>736379500
lay it on me

>>736379307
Walk in and ask if they have table showers. No table shower, no happy endings

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>>736377797
It's so weird seeing another Kansas fag on 4chan

>>736379613
says FREE Table Shower in the pic

Never been to a massage parlour, but did sleep with a prostitute once. Met them online, I was nervous too but just remember they've seen so much shit, and you're almost certainly not the worst fuck they've had in their time.

Good luck finding somewhere anon.

>>736379570
Online it says Bohemia Healing Spa, but it's got some other name now. Doors are locked, ring the door bell. She will make you take off your shoes, ask her about table shower, pay for your time, and eventually she'll get you off.

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>>736379636
There are several of us!

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>>736379636
>>736380040

We need to have a KS bread up

>>736379885
On Douglas Ave in Wichita?

>>736379663
Probably what you're looking for then.

>>736379223
She rubbed me down with something that smelled of sun tan lotion, that cheap fake coconut smell. She got my back and focused on my ass a lot, which felt good.

She made more chit chat, things like "after work?" and "how far you away you live?"
I just gave semi vague answers to appease the conversation.

She said something I didn't quite understand in her broken english which I thought was "turn off you back" and she left the room. So I turned over and she came back with a towel or a rag in her hand and she said "no I have hot towel for back" so I apologized and turned over again still nervous as absolute fuck.

She rubbed me down with that and then said, "ok now turn over" but this time she didn't leave.

Now this is the most important part of the entire thing. Having read article after article of how to's they will ask you what you want now. They want you to state what you are there for.

So she starts lightly with her finger tips brushing across my pelvis, tickling me and says "what you want honey? where you want massage?"

With my heart in my throat I more or less mumble something and point at my dick. She said "hands and oil baby?" to which I nodded profusely.

CONT >>

>>736373795
You guys are such rank amateurs...

But you're also young. So why the fuck are you trying to pay to get jerked off by 50 year old korean women for?

>>736380117
Yeah, slanted parking spots. Across the street is a church or Catholic School or something.

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>>736380040
Well shit. Thought we were to busy watching corn grow to be on 4chan

>>736380201
>Across the street is a church or Catholic School or something.
kek that's fucking gold

>>736380201
>slanted

you cheeky cunt you

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She doesn't jerk off black people im crying

>>736380117
Also, current name is some Asian thing like orchid day spa or something.

>>736380158
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU VIRGIN FAGGOT QUIT SPEWING THIS CRINGEY FANTASY STORY

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>>736373795
My local MP.
No thanks!

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who is she fooling

>>736379392
Thank you!

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>>736380158
I am separating the story to continue bumping the post, fags. I have no idea if the thread is dying or not.

Annnyways.
She grabs my dick gently and starts rubbing. It's not the most sensual or sexy, just kinda gets to it. (webm related it's the exact motion she was using minus the oral)

She rubbed faster and faster and was saying "tell me when you ready to come honey" and "come for me baby"

My nervous ass though, I just could't come at all. She was sorry and said "you shy, too nervous, huh baby?"

I put on my clothes, tipped her and went on my way.

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>>736373795
Military police don't usually jerk people off. Just say'n.

Is Table Shower the keyword that they're willing to do stuff, or is Table Shower an actual legit massage thing? Just typed it in on CL and there's a bunch of Asian places that came up.

>>736375982
This. I saw the documentary on this on the Cali MPs and it got me shooketh. Felt kinda bad. Wouldn't wanna support the trafficking either

>>736380158
Naw duu, this really happened I am sorry to say.
Being married and having a good life in general is what was leading to my extreme nerves.

>>736380932
underwhelming/10

way to go moron you entertained nobody

>>736381055
>>736380485
Shit, I meant to link you.

>>736381064
Not trying to entertain, just giving a real world account of the experience.

>>736380383
kek makes me laugh so much that sex is the one area where it's still acceptable to be so openly racist

>>736380511
I used to go Uni with a girl from Grantham, is it as shit as she said it is?

is it over once you cum or can i cum multiple times in the 30 min/1hr period

For those that have never been to a rub and tug massage place, it's really not a nerve inducing experience. You'll be nervous your first few times perhaps, but after you lose your first time jitters, it is truly a relaxing and enjoyable experience.

You should call ahead and ask if you need to make an appointment or just walk in.

Shower before you go. No one wants to smell your stank ass.

Walk in, some asian woman will welcome you in and take you to an available room where she will take your money and have you strip down on the massage table. This is all normal shit. Get your naked ass on the table and spread your legs apart a little bit.

Either the same chick that took your money or some other asian girl will come in and start massaging. Some talk with you, some don't say much at all. Some have music, some don't. Some will wreck your back up, some will be gentle. Don't be shy about asking them to be more aggressive or to lighten up. YOU'RE paying, you tell her how you want the massage.

You'll know you're gonna get a nut off if while she's massaging your back thighs, she lightly grazes your nuts and taint with her fingernails. This is a telltale sign that when you flip over, she's gonna give you the GI Joe kung fu grip.

She'll tell you to flip over, there will be very little massage at this point and more or less her teasing your dick while asking what you want to do. Some will over a hand job, some will offer more. Some will negotiate price then and there, some will jack you off and ask for a tip afterwards. Standard tip for a handy is $40.

While she is jacking you off, some light touching is mostly allowed. I usually lightly grab their ass while they are choking my chicken.

Afterwards, she will bring you a towel and either clean you off or hand it to you to do it. Then she will either leave the room for you to get dressed or awkwardly chit chat while you get dressed. Most will ask if you want a water or something.

will continue...

>>736378733
The Vikings are experts enough at getting fucked for money anyways :(

>>736380932
When was the last time you came before seeing her? When I hired a prostitute I was nervous as fuck, but it had been a day and a half since I last came so it happened despite the nerves.

rubmaps dot com, muh niggers.

>>736375982
To me this says we should legalise it, it's going to happen anyway and it's a lot easier to find and help people who are being trafficked if the entire industry isn't underground.

>>736381426
Ask for her name if she did a good job and next time you call before you come in ask for her. She might remember you and it will be more relaxing for you both. Also, sometimes repeat clients get added available services on the menu that first timers wont get.

>If you're super nervous, have a drink or two before you go to loosen your nerves. Should be nothing to be nervous about honestly. You know why you're there and so does she. Let her clean them pipes

>>736381496
Yeah, I had thought about that too. I think it had been a day+ or so, maybe less? I was just so fucking nervous. I mean for $40(+tip) or so I will probably be back, but that first time was a wreck. haha

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rubmaps dot com

>>736381752
Yeah man, I'm sure if you go back a second time it'll be more familiar and you'll be less nervous. Maybe have 2-3 days without cumming before just to be safe

>>736373795
Sauce on the pic?

>>736381064
>>736380932

10/10 for the webm

>>736381874
Yeah, I am sure it will be better next time. Thanks /b/ro. :)

>>736377427
I'm in north bay

Mind the pointy end https://youtu.be/CCLpjOA8iUU

sf>>736377427

>>736381426
im trying to fuck them not just got a hendy

>>736378733
Hey, another MN anon here

>>736382524

Aaaaay. Lake County here.

Been to AMPs from Santa Rosa to San Rafael got full service plenty of times.

>>736382977

Rubmaps, jew.

>>736383023
Best you've been to? I'm in northern Marin but down to go you Rosa if needed

>>736383004
Same here! Just a little south of the river

>>736376598
Holy shit people in Hilliard browse /b/?

can a rubmaps bro give me an overview of reviews for erotic-massage-asian-accupressure-des-moines-ia-18016

>>736383056
thats fine and all I have a local MP. Do I have to pay xtra to fuck or just ask when she goes to rub me?
My friend told me in Houston they would shower you first and jack you off there then take you back for a massage and fuck.

Definitely in for the best SF recommendations, preferably in the Richmond district.

Can anyone with a rubmaps account help me out on a location in sugar land or Stafford?

>>736383459
Ayyy i lived on 20th and cali for a while

any DFWers here

>>736383697
Neat dude! Any recs on local spots?

>>736383777
Never been im wondering tho

>>736383171

My favorite has always been butterfly spa on lincoln in San Rafael. Been going there for years. Last time i went was this month and got a girl named Kiki (a nom de guerre obviously). Great body, and near perfect natural tits... thought they were implants at first until I felt them. For $40 extra, I got to fondle her, and nut on her tits.

>>736374825
>"I see someone looking at me"
>it's my dick
Fucking kek

>>736383419

Well, yeah. You pay for house time, then whatever services the girl performs.

And just for the uninitiated, if the massage parlor has a doorbell, most likely you can get a rub and tug at the very least.

>>736383551

Watchu need, bruh?

>>736373990
A legit MP is suppose to keep you covered and only reveal which part of their body they are working on. A less legit place will simply place a little towel over your ass. Go to a few places and you'll figure out which ones will give happy endings

>>736384135
Is that one of the ones on 4th st? Can you describe a typical visit?

>>736383929
Oasis Day Spa looks promising

>start new job and get hired with girl
>tells me she does massages
>ask about rates
>go to her pad since she has a table
>ive never done it before so ask her what to do
>tells me to get a towel and get nude
>get on the table with towel over dick
>i start getting hard about half way thinking about her blowing me
>tells me she'll help me out
>hand job at the end and it was sensual as fuck
>proceed to nut so hard as she caresses my balls
>we dont talk at work
>i continue to see her outside of work and now gives me blowjobs
but then it hits me that shes probably doing the same to other dudes

>>736384479

No, it's on Lincoln just off 101, bruh. I'm not gonna get too detailed for the po po though, and I'm also not good on getting other guys off.

>>736376861
diane abbott

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>>736384807
Hahaa that's disgusting anon. Personally I was thinking more my MP, she's surprisingly sexy for a politician.

>>736384237
shit so the 40/60 for 30/1hr is only for actually being there? How much xtra is the tug/fuck? Should i bring at least 150

>>736384368
Like the general Houston Texas area, perferably more south

>>736385007

For full service I've paid 130 on top of the 50 for an hour... you can pretty much do anything you want too depending on the girl.

>>736384644
Lol just meant like price and process. I've heard of that place tho, thanks for the tip

Would someone with a rubmap account mind just giving a brief overview of erotic-massage-asian-accupressure-des-moines-ia-18016

Basically want to know quality of girls, and menu offered.

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>>736385107

I have a paid account, but you don't need an account to search.

>>736385566
evansville indiana please. i havent had sex in 6 years

Rosa fag here.

Went to AMP in RP today and got serviced by a sweet 8/10 w big naturals. Great visit, blew a load in her mouth. The look on her face was worth every penny.

>>736386399
Name of place??

>>736386399
And how old was she?

>be a soldier
>come home from iraq with stacks
>take friend to strip club and front bill
>get wasted, get taxi, arrive, get inherently more wasted
>use 600 in ones to monoplize all strippers from broke bitches
>laugh insanely as plebs form line to drop off one 1 dollar bill
>throw large handful in air, aim for all on they forehead
>strip club closes, get taxi, talk shit about strippers you made fun of all night
>taxi driver says he knows a place
>get dropped off
>go inside, pay lady at front desk 40
>go in back, choose from line of asians in lingerie
>pick two hottest, let friend pick one
>pay 400 dollars for friend and self
>bitch puts condom on, begins to suck dick, other rubs ass and body
>begin to fuck other from the back till she wriggles off dick
>proceed to fuck other one while playing with titties with first nutter
>keep fucking
>damn i am drunk
>keep fucking
>oh shit about to nut
>pull out and procees to unravel condom from dick to spray hos
>bitches go ape shit trying to keep condom on
>nut in half on half off condom
>let cunts clean you off
>collect traumatized friend who slept with prostitue so she would not feel bad after talking for prolly half an hour
>jump in cab with same taxi driver
>tip well
>wonder where 1000s went in morning

Does "table shower" mean hand job on backpage?

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>>736380932
the fuck? i wouldnt let anyone who looks like that anywhere near my dick

>>736386689
next to Costco

She was probably mid twenties but maybe older sunset asians look young.

>>736378079
is there a code word to look for

>>736387202
Don't over think it. If it's on BP it's probably on.

>>736384595
she Asian? moar please.