Has /b/ ever been in an threesome, foursome, or orgy? Stories?

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bumping with orgy porn

Ill be lurking for the porn. Been one of my biggest fantasies. Im bi so i would love to use a girl like a slut with a couple guys

>>736353508
my buddy and i took turns with this chick one drunken night.

nothing fancy, just missionary while she blew the other one, switching a few times until we both came in her mouth.

it's not what you see in porn like the pic you posted especially while trying to avoid all contact (even eye contact) with the other dude.

never been in a ffm tho.

>>736353508

Sauce??

> was part of a circle suck once.
> was weird with 9 other guys getting sucked and beating off to this chick
> she was a hot, skinny white trash blond though
> got my BJ and she let me unload every drop on her face
> aimed for her eyes
> I'm an asshole but that nut felt great

>>736354422
that picture smells like anchovies

>>736353508
>married 2 years
>wife and i try mojoupgrade
>both open to involving another woman
>try a couple of times but cant find one that we are both ok with
>gf suggests another man. im not ok with that
>we look some more while she keeps insisting on being open to 'both' genders
>i give in. big mistake
>she calls her sisters gym trainer to join us
>we start off by kissing her body and peeling her clothes off one by one
>they start making out
>shes completely naked
>he is a little less than an inch longer than me but much more girth
>they stop paying attention to me
>my heart starts sinking
>my wife screams with pleasure that night
>i sit right next to them and just watch
>want to stop but cant muster the strength
>shes clearly shaking with pleasure
>they finish and stay interlocked with each others body. i say im going to go washup
>come back and wife is beeming. she says 'we' loved it so much
>i dont respond
>we havent talked about it since
>she brought another threesome up a couple of times but i said no

fuck

>>736353508
i know that chick.
she went to my school

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>>736354247

>>736354540
damn.

>>736354540
Lol you cuck. I would have walked out and never came back. Also would have started fucking her friends

>>736354247
Jesus christ, are you 12?

>>736353508
>be me
>no
>dreams don't come true

>>736354679
hear hear!

>>736354247
Sasha Grey

>>736354422
Checked
And I want to pee on that pile

>>736354540
Damn.

I mean damn.

My heart sank, anon. If my wife ever pulled that, I'd purposefully shit my pants daily so she'd have to deal with awful laundry twice a week

>>736354984
You're wife does your laundry?

>>736354540
sorry man. you've lost your wife already.

>>736353508
On a swinging site with my wife, have had several mfm. The amount of fucking we have after is great and the mfms themselves are good fun.

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>>736354540
Man, that was all in your head. I've got a strong suspicion that they didn't stop paying attention to you, I suspect you clammed out and missed out on what should have been an incredible orgy for you. Also, I suspect you would have "stopped paying attention" to your wife in a mff threesome like a hypocrite. You should be more honest to yourself and stop blaming your wife.

>>736355139
any bitch worth marrying does the laundry.

>>736354540
Fuck dude, don't do it, but I would have probably killed myself afterwards

>>736355225
>I suspect you clammed out and missed out on what should have been an incredible orgy for you

or it's just a story that never happened.

>>736354540
That happens when people who don't communicate well think their sex lives will be enhanced by adding another person. Doesn't work that way. Same people usually think having a kid will enhance their marriage. Also doesn't work, because you're both in different places and now without mending the rift and moving on together, you've both driven a fucking undeniable real wedge in that gap, and you can't go back and undo time.

Humans are stupid apes. Shit is fucked and shit. Threesomes are for filthy casuals; swingers.

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>>736355225

>>736355247
Next thing you're going tell me is she cooks dinners too

Yeah right

>me and my gf at a party
>everyone gets drunk
>me and my friend start stripteasing for no reasons
>gf and I decide to go fuck in a room
>one of the girl comes in
>I fuck my gf while touching the other girl with her
>another couple comes in and start their things
>my bf from junior comes in and starts fucking the girl that was alone
>I tell him we should try dp
>he says no and then confess to the girl
>I tell him well if I fuck her you can fuck my gf
>I fuck the girl
>he can't get a boner
>finish in the condom
>the three girl continue alone
>the end

My last girlfriend got me in to swinging. We met another couple online that we fucked on occasion. First time we did anything I was nervous, but having both my girlfriend and this guy's beautiful wife suck me off pretty much ended any doubt I had. That night ended with me fucking the wife from behind, pulling out, and my girlfriend deep throating me.

Shit was amazing.

Not like anyone is gonna believe me, because this is /b/ afterall, but here we go:

Been in too many threesome to count, typically me and two females, only 2 or 3 with MMF and only once was the F in that my gf. NEVER doing that again. Though i did once fuck a trap with my wife; I'd do that again anytime.

Been in a foursome a couple of times. MFFF foursome once; NEVER AGAIN. They were all straight and had no interest in each other. At that point, it is so much fucking work. Ugh. Been in a MMFF foursome too, that was fun. Everyone involved was straight so we took turns and swapped and stuff. The odd-man-out got a breather and more drinks.

These days, I like my sex 1:1. I keep things nice and simple. Me and my wife or me and my mistress. The two of them know and its cool. Fuck, there are days when I've got shit to do and don't have time for women. On those days, they hang out together. It's fucking awesome! They're both straight though; have tried chicks before an didn't do anything for them.

>>736354540
anon, this is why you ALWAYS do the FFM first with your wife.
women in general are natural sluts, she would have 20 cock all on her if she could, they love the attention.
At least if you got the FFM first, you could have reasoned with yourself that you enjoyed that, so let her enjoy the MMF, which you were never gonna enjoy at all unless you were a fag.

>>736353508

Sure, happened Saturday night in fact.

>Show up at friend's place
>Currently he's having sex with grill
>I turn up the music to make myself known
>They come out, sweaty and smiling
>We party for a bit, little bit of drinking and my friend steps out for a minute
>Heresmychance.jpg (tight bodied 21 year old)
>I tell her how how I think she is
>She's receptive
>I lean in to feign a kiss, she pulls away then comes right back at me full force
>We pull away shyly knowing my friend will be back momentarily
>He's back and she stares at me while kissing him
>I smile because of our little secret
>More time drinking and more secret happenings
>They run back to the room for a bit, I go to the kitchen to drink a beer
>Friend comes up to me and says in a whisper, "She's in the bedroom naked. She wants you to come in and eat her out."
>Nigga don't gotta tell me twice.
>Rush in there, she's naked presenting her ass
>I'm nervous, this is a first, and I ask if I should get naked or just start eating her out.
>Tells me to get naked
>I'm taking more than 20 seconds because all of the blood left my brain. Shoelaces are impossible at this point.
>Finally free, and dive into puss.
>Friend comes in and gets to the top of the bed and sticks dick in her mouth.
>After a few minutes she's dying and demands somone stick a dick in her
>Go to find condoms, run to bathroom to get some
>Come back with condoms for me and friend
>He takes her from behind, she leans over the front of the bed to blow me.
>Can't get hard at the moment, brain freaking out.
>Know I can, just need to relax.
>Can hardly get condom on. Barely able to fuck at first. I'm laughing at myself for being a jackass to my penis.
>Finally get condom on, and proceed to fuck.

Y'all know that feeling when it goes from pushing rope to full on steel.... Hell yeah.

>She's loving it, friend is getting blown.
>Condom breaks while inside her, herpes here I come (hopefully not)
>Continued....

>>736354540
>another threesome
implying she is not fking other guyz behind ur back...

Been in a FFM as the M. It was nothing like the fantasies I had envisioned beforehand. It was ok.

Had a couple threesomes, one foursome. Here goes

>be me
>18
>Edgy af skinny white boi
>Petite gf, 7/10, small tiddies and ass
>gf has mutual friends, one 5/10 and one 8/10
>We all hang out one day
>Get stoned.pdf.jpeg.gif
>gf suggests "double team" blowjob to 8/10
>Accepts
>5/10 just watches, gf and 7/10 get it on like a fuckin porno
>Came in 7/10's mouth, she shared it with gf

And threesome one

>Hang out with those three again
>Gf goes home
>Me, 7/10 and 5/10 have make out circle
>7/10 wants fuck
>Ok
>Came all over her

Second threesome

>Broke up w gf cause of trust issues (lol)
>7/10 invites me to chill with her and a new 6/10
>Yes
>We all end up making out, is very timid
>End up taking them each down to "get water" from the kitchen
>Two blowjobs in one night
>Got it in 6/10's eye
>She mad

And now I'm working on setting up another threesome w/ 7/10 and her other 7/10 friend. Life is pretty good

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>>736355931
>Y'all know that feeling when it goes from pushing rope to full on steel.... Hell yeah.

>>736353508
>Be me 18
>Worked at a drug store in my shit hometown
>Skinny MILF with really nice ass and decent tits
>Delt weed to people who worked at the store for dirt cheap
>MILF comes up to me after work asking for an 8th
>Say I don't have it on me, but I can deliver it after my shift ends at 10 pm
>Says she is having a game night with other MILF friends
>Says she live a while away I say it's fine and I'll be there
>Gives me address
>Go to the house 4 fucking soccer mom vans
>OhBoiMaybeICanFlex.png
>Go into house
>5 drunk af MILFs sitting there
>Manager says "Oh ladies the cute weed man is here"
...continue?

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>>736356206
>>be me
>>18
>>Edgy af skinny white boi
>>Petite gf, 7/10, small tiddies and ass
>>gf has mutual friends, one 5/10 and one 8/10
>>We all hang out one day
>>Get stoned.pdf.jpeg.gif
>>gf suggests "double team" blowjob to 8/10
>>Accepts
>>5/10 just watches, gf and 7/10 get it on like a fuckin porno
>>Came in 7/10's mouth, she shared it with gf
>>736356206
I love how the girl went from 8/10 to 7/10 in the middle of the story

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>>736353508
I use to share my wife with some close friends and occasionally strangers. The most we ever invited was 5 of our friends at the same time. Unfortunately we stopped doing these orgies after we became to busy after having a second child.

Libertin

Did multiple threesome when I was + 1 male for couples (male female) , sometimes straight, sometimes as bi, but just getting blown with the women nothing more. Nothing to tell about that. I come I fuck the girl with the guy or not

>be in vacancy in Chiang Mai (Thailand)
>hook up with god tier shemale on Tinder
>really god tier
>she tell me to buy vodka and orange juice at 7/11
>go to hotel
>she's hot
>we serve drink and I notice someone on the second bed
>she tell me it's her friend she won't bother us
>we start drinking and flirting
>the second wake up
>she look like a tranny ok, you recognize it in a blink
>hi I'm anon
>we start making out, the second is in the shower
>she ask me if I mind if she join in
>I say yes because I'm afraid to say no and why not btw
>she's touching us, shemale and me
>I'm power Fucking the hot shemale doggystyle but she ask me to slow down
>she ask me if I can do something to her friend
>nope.avi
>she ask to fuck on the balcony
>why not it's late so it's cooler outside
>I begin to fuck the ok tgirl looking at the city
>I cum in ok tgirl mouth

That night was a good night, far from home, no-one to judge me.

You should do it too.

>>736356362
She had some weird fuckin nips bro

Have 2 gayfag experiences. Anyone interested?

>>736353508
threesome
ffm
it wasn't pretty, but it happened

>>736356679
Do it faggot!

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>>736356545
The hot one, don't have the other one

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>>736356545
>That night was a good night, far from home, no-one to judge me.
>You should do it too.
Are the tgirls really on tindr?

>>736355931

>Tell her the condom burst
>Tell her I was recently in year-long relationship, not used to condoms
>Her either
>Tells me to just put it in
>Ask for confirmation again (feminists taught me to not rape)
>"Just fuck me"
>Boom I'm in
>Better than before, I have more endurance than my friend so I'm still going for like another 10 min
>There comes a point where I can tell he's just like watching me pound his girl from the side of the bed
>Is this what cucking is?
>Start to really pound it and friend tells me she's probably getting worn out
>NiggaSheJustCameForThe4thTimeShutTheFuckUp
>Ask her if she's enjoying it
>She's got that face of a girl in pure bliss, and almost above a whisper she says she could keep going
>But I'm not gonna disregard my friend altogether, he invited me in, so I have to be a good guest.
>I agree stop reluctantly
>We all stay naked for a while, drink beers and take photos on poloroids
>He's going out of his way to kiss her in front of me now, and me and her are still stealing furtive glances while he does, kisses while he's not there.
>End of threesome but not end of night

Flash forward to the next day:

>She had given me her phone number that night.
>I lost it within his apartment
>Give up eventually and went home.
>Needed to be up at a decent hour for Father's Day brunch.
>Have brunch with family
>Go to ATT store after to get a new phone
>Contacting my friend on new phone to let me know if he finds the old one.
>Drop that she gave me her number last night, wonder if he would give it to me
>Doesn't say no but runs around the question twice.
>It pisses me off. Says he really likes her doesn't want me to talk to her.

I know in the back of my head, she's just a young girl trying to get some, so it annoys me.

>Go on with day, still needing to drive 4 hours to get home.
>Get a call from him later telling me he found my found my phone.
>Continued...

>>736356952
Seen them two times, Paris, Bangkok and around in Thailand, so yeah they are. There issome of them everywhere on the net.

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>>736356288
>As I'm pulling out the weed from my backpack all the MILFs said that I looked like a stud
>Low key diamonds
>Notice all of her friends are above 7/10s
>Manager's blonde friend with pixie cut and huge tits hops up and says "Okay I promised"
> Stands up with the money and teases me before shoving it down her pants.
>"If you want the money your gonna have to stay and get it"
>HolyFuckAmIAlive.png
>High key diamonds
>They notice
>They ask me if I know good ways to smoke
>TipsDrugFedoraIntoTheFuckingGround.png
>Started doing GB's and after about 20 mins we are all toasted
>Start to take in my surrondings
>Manager is solid 8/10, so is her blonde friend, and another woman with a really nice face. 7/10 slutty divorced wife steps out for a bit
>9/10 Milf was in my presents
>Nice face, huge tits, and super thick.
>Manager ask's when I'm gonna get my money and show them a good time "giggle"
>Diamonds have been dug out, this time visable from space
>9/10 says "Oh my, your quite gifted young man
>She grabs my dick
>MyBrainIsMicrowaved.png
>Pure courage comes to me and I whip out my throbbing cock
>I have impressed them all

>>736354540
>>736355526
>>736355689
>>736355931
>>736356206
>>736356288
>>736356362
>>736356545
>>736357259

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be me
>19m/Honolulu
>older guy AIMs me
>huge dick so I'm in
>he's 63 years old though
>nervous because I've never been with such an older guy
>he says calm down anon. There will be a 30 year old there too. If you don't want to play with me, just play with him
>sounds reasonable
>arrive at apartment
>hot 30 year old, 9 inches easy sitting on bed
>I get on my knees near bed and start sucking his dick
>older guy just kind of comments and watches
>sucking 30 yr olds balls when I feel shorts getting pulled down
>older guy buries face in my ass and starts licking
>older guy stands up and tries to squeeze big dick in my ass
>feelsbadman.jpg
>I push him off and go back to work on 30 year old who is started to fuck my face pretty rough
>30 year old holds it inn back of throat
>can't breathe
>older guys shoves it in my ass while I'm struggling

Anyone want more?

>>736357537
I posted a pic of her. Want more? 4chan Is the only place I can brag about Fucking a hot shemale. Try me dude!

>>736354540
Look at the bright side, you are gonna have an ex wife soon. Or she will just fuck everyone else untill you kill yourself. Have fun being an alcoholic woman hater.

>>736357259

>Tell him that's great and to send it as soon as possible.
>He assures me he will send it first thing tomorrow. Post is closed on Sunday.
>Be today.
>Still hasn't send phone.
>Reminds me I owe him 35 bucks for coke.

Petty mother fucker.

>Tell him I'll get on venmo and pay him as soon as I can.
>Now we're here.


I ask him if he's sent it yet and he says he got too busy today. Fucking cuck just doesn't want me to have phone. So, I tell him he isn't getting paid till he sends the phone.

>Nigga then proceeds to tell me he's going to Electric Forest with the girl with weekend.
>NOW, WHY MIGHT HE DO THAT, HMMMM?
>Christ, the Beta coming off this man burns.


He's one of my best friends, but seems he really miscalculated with the threesome. I'm more fit and a better fuck. Ripley's believe it or not 4chan.

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>>736356416
its okay once your kids grow up, y'all can introduce em to incest

>dropped acid for some fun one day
>Hang out with girlfriend at the time and her friend
>Girlfriend and I frequently tripped together, but not today
>Drop later in the evening
>After going out and enjoying things as I peak, it turns out it's late at night
>Go back to girlfriend's place with her friend
>Surprise sleepover?
>End up in her bed, me in the middle
>End up horny as hell since girlfriend and I usually fuck while tripping. I recommend it if you have the chance
>Start talking with girls, girlfriend open to the idea of me with her friend
>Turn over and start fooling around with her friend. She's shit at kissing but whatever, I'm getting my dick wet
>Get double blowjob from them. Shit is amazing
>Alternate between fucking both of them. I still think about that shit sometimes. Girlfriend's friend has terrible counter-rhythm but at least she's tight
>Blow load in girlfriend while kissing her friend
>Don't finish until morning
>Shower and go to a funeral, still tripping
>One of the best nights of my life

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I want to Fuck my wife with multiple hung guys... you think they would do it? Pic is her LMK if you want to do it

>>736353508
had five threesomes in college
all with my girlfriend
four with this chick that was psycho but hot as fuck. she cheated on two boyfriends with me, including one that was in the military that led to them breaking up.

kek

>>736353508
Who's this girl?

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>>736357356
>After I reveal my diamonda andaconda the MILFs join in too
>In the span of a few minutes we are all naked and my manager is blowing me
>HolyMotherOfMeep.png
>The 9/10 asks me to eat her out
>She sits on my face and my manager continues to blow me
>Only had sex 3 times prior and I had watched so much porn to improve myself I started to go hard.
>After about a half an hour of each of the milfs took turns blowing me and sitting on my face my manger stood me up
>She looked me in the eyes and said the hottest thing I ever heard to this date
>"I want you to break me"
>BEYONDDIAMONDS
>Bring her close to me and push her on the couch
>Fucking slap and tease my dick against her pussy
>She is as wet as a 35 year old could get
>Fucking thrusted as deep as I could and deeped her
>She came after about 10 minutes of a solid beat down
>I was so focused on wrecking my manager I failed to notice that all the other milfs were fingering each other
>I told them they all get a turn
>I end up coming with the 9/10
>We fucked for 20 minutes straight and I had to take a break
>I went and got a drink from the fridge and when I came out only the blonde, 9/10, and my manager remained
>The blonde one was dosing and so I came up beside her and grabbed her ass
>She instantly pulled me inter her and said to rock her
>She was so tight that her lips kept on suctioning me
>I went deep into her and she was leaking cum
>She kept on moaning and moaning louder and louder
>My manager had a vibrator and was going off on her self and she came with the blonde
>I didn't pop off the blonde until she told me to stop.
>The 9/10 told me to come over to her and show her some of what I got
>I sat down on the couch and pat on my lap for her to come sit on my throbbing cock
>She road me for what felt like forever
>"Cum inside me Anon"
>"Your so big anon"
>"To big Anon"
>Go into overdrive mode
continue?

I haven't but I know a girl who has

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>>736358794
>Slam her onto the couch and spun her around
>I teased my dick into her ass and she grabbed my legs and thrusted me into her
>I lasted for about a minute and came into her ass
>Passed out with 9/10 by my side and my manager came and slept on top of me
>Manager would invite me over to fuck her once a week
>Lasted for a couple of months until I went off to school
>9/10 had a kid that looks like me
>Im 24 now and the kid is 5 or 6
>mfw when I'm a dad
>mfw when I married a woman who I met at an orgy
>mfw when age made her a 7
>mfw when I split up a marriage

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>>736356288
>>736357356
>>736358794
>>736359232
I don't care if you made that shit up, that is my fucking fantasy.

>>736359101
If you want to know stories kik me at samtheman0026. Warning she's a slam pig

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>>736359232
ya bro... this is like 50 shades of b-tards, you should write an amazon book or something.

here is some raped and killed by a nigger slut's ass for the effort!

>>736354545
You mean... sasha grey the (ex)pornstar?
Story time faggit

>>736357558

Only haoles do this kine shit.

>>736353508
>>736353830
>>736353909
Sauce?

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buddy and me splitroasted this slut we met at a wedding we were working at- horny older women!

>>736354540
Dump her.

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coworker exwife, after divorce she fucked a bunch of us to get back at him. We had met her out at a pub and she was game for all of us (6)

>>736360316
if you need sauce on the OP's pic, you are either blind (because it was already mentioned in this thread) or 12 (for not recognizing who it is) or both.

>>736354540
wtf is wrong with ur wife?

>>736360167
she changed her name to sasha grey?

>> dating bisexual girl
>> convince her to have threesome
>> scour Tinder for months
>> finally match with a slutty stripper who's dtf
>> show them eachother's pictures
>> they like eachother
>> start group chat with the three of us
>> holyfuckingshit.jpg
>> gf and I meet the stripper at the sunset music festival after party
>> spend the night dancing with her
>> came back to our place and started fooling around at 4am
>> fucked until sunrise

I've since broken up with the gf, but the stripper and I are actually good friends. She has now has a bf, and idk if he knows about the threesome.

Overall, her bf seems like a really cool guy who treats her well. She still hooks me up with her slutty stripper friends and goes to parties with me when she can.

>>736360371
>>736360645


those are very old pastas, faggots. Photos included

Thinks orgies are lame but kinky. Virgin sacrifice over here. Slaughter the pig.

>>> spend the night dancing with her
>>> came back to our place and started fooling around at 4am
>>> fucked until sunrise


That's like what 2hour?

>>736357835
You just sound like a dogshit friend after all that tbh. I bet that the majority of it is in your head. You lasted longer because you were a nervous faggot. You probably didn't actually blow her mind in bed. They've probably talked about it and are concerned that it ruined your friendship. It obviously has ruined the friendship considering your mental state now. Grats on throwing away a friendship for some pussy, you fucking retard.

>>736354618
Wow, that's Judge Judy?!

She looked great when she was younger!

>>736358267
Yah. I'd smash

>>736357537
here are ***autistic*** works of fiction and falsehood

FIFY

>>736354540
>he is a little less than an inch longer

did you fucking measure it??

>>736358267
got a kik?

> be me
> 18
> fresh out of highschool and broke up with by gf.
> she said it was because I was such a perv.
> decide to embrace it.
> join fetlife on the suggestion of an employer who I was friendly with after telling him this.
> meet a gril.
> chubby but pervy as fuck. Aww yis.
> we go to a bunch of parties and get into all kinds of groupshit which was my jam.
> she didn't like the group shit as much as me. She was more into sadomasochism
> we were together for like 2 yrs tho.
> been too bummed about it to meet someone new and get back out there.
Done most of it. ffm, mmf, mmm, gangbang, you name it. Caught the clap a couple times, thank christ for penicillin.
Anyway which story does /b/ want?

>>736361244

Yeah it was about that long. I had a lot of alcohol because I was super nervous. Ended up getting whisky dick for about 15 minutes while the girls fooled around.

It was kinda embarrassing at first but I recovered and dicked them down. 10/10 absolutely best sexual experience in my entire life.

>>736357835
just message him and be honest, tell him he's being a beta cuck and a girl who puts out that easily isn't worth the hassle

>>736361839
Oh ok, it's just the way you said it. Like "until you the sunrise" if you were John wick or something and I said 2 hours, I expect a reply looking like "yeah the day after".

>>736353508
Not an actual threesome but in 9th grade I made out with and got real touchy-feely with two girls in my class at once in the back of an almost empty school bus on the way back from a small class field trip.

>>736354540
That's called grounds for divorce. If you're not a little bitch that is.

>>736354540
fucking deserved it. she has been dreaming about taht fucking faggot since forever and you let her fuck him. *poof* is your dignity.

>>736362272

In retrospect, I think the alcohol and nerves made me last so long. I'm usually good for like 30-50 minutes. I was pretty amazed that I went for about 2 hours.

>>736354537
huh?

#yoursokinky females doing this shit turns me on. They get so much time fucking. Hard vagina being cumfilled. No way i'd sausage party.

>>736362601
I can last really long by switching to same tongue play - fingering and kissing where you should kiss. But non stop ramming.... I'm not even sure if I could go 30 minutes.

>>736362626
Found the virgin

>>736360799
Do a google search, that was her porn star name.
Literally just search videos, ill wait

>>736358794
You sound like a loser who writes awful fanfiction

>>736354540

mmf threesomes seem to only work out when 1) It's a couple that's REALLY into it 2) A couple friends rail a random slut on spring break or something.

mmf isn't for really committed couples who aren't used to it. ffm would have been much better for you guys. You gotta open up to your wife about this. At the VERY least you gotta do a ffm thing with her

>Be me
>with friend at ex's house
Another ex has entered the game
>ex number 2 thinks she's a lesbo now
>both ex's making out on balcony
>fat ugly friend hitting on me
>take piss
>fat ugly come in bathroom
"Your sleeping with me anon"
Soscared.jpg
>ex's still making out but heavier
>suggest we go skinny dipping in pond
>fatty too ashamed to come with
>wigs out and leaves
Cont?

>>736363438
>rink a
I'll bite. Yes please Anon.

>>736362787
no way. for reals?

she was such an angel back in hs.

>shitty threesome story
>friend and his gf at my apartment
>high on delsym
>she gets naked
>friend says i should fuck her
>put on condom and do her doggy style while she sucks friend off
>go about 5 minutes before getting soft
>she gives me head but still cant get it up
>fun over with
>friend look like he passes out on mattress
>go to relax on bed
>his gf lies next to me
>friend gets up and goes into a rage
>"what the fuck is this?" etc
>they start fighting
>she scratches him. he slaps her.
>cops are threatened to be called.
>she runs home

Shit was not cash and made my friend paranoid that me and his gf were screwing around behind his back. Led him to threatening to "ending my life" one night when he was high on ecstacy. I ran away.

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>>736363656
If it makes you feel any better, she quit and got into acting. It's not A list but she's doing quite well coming from porn. Especially the extreme stuff she did.

I'm curious, what's she like? As a person

Yes in a way but not me included

married for four years. cheated multiple times with random club slags


wife(paki) found out got upset. told her go fuck someone then if she is angry/tell her she wasn't ever up for it so i went out

comes back a week later mentioning she may want to try something/get it out of her system

tells me she wants to try a white guy she showed me a some pictures she was looking at
basically a long fat cock is what she wanted to experience

i tell her okay she can set it up/do it herself

says she is scared to do it/go somwhere alone

figure okay and setup a craiglist ad for her

get calls and replies via email within hours

should i continue?

>>736357537
Found the newfag

>>736364222
Only if you can:

> a. Green text
>b. get to the fucking point

>>736364349
It's pasta, newfag. Run along home to your home site now.

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>>736353508
>>736354545
>>736360167
>>736360799
>>736362787
>>736363656
>>736364008

Ok, if any of what you said about knowing her is true, you are in a unique position to verify what it feels like fapping to actual sex videos and porn of a school friend.

Deliver for science anon!
DO IT!!

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>>736353830
>>736353508
I know its probably for the camera, but god damn she looks like she's enjoying herself

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>>736354247
>not knowing who Sasha Grey is

>>736364530
That's not how we format our posts here, reddit spacer.

>>736364008
uhm.

I actually didn't think that anyone would fall for the "I know her. she went to my school".


sorry but I was just fucking around.
you must be new?

>>736364652
That's not how we format our posts here, reddit spacer.

>>736363680
Faggot

>Two twentysomething fatties
>Jerked a couple hours before
>Lastest way too long
>Hot day

>>736364721
uhm.

didn't think that i would meet a full on retard on /b
always thought everyone was just going half retard.

>friend doesn't want to swim. Leaves
>skinny dip in dirty pond
"Let's go back and shower"
>all in bathroom
>ex licking lesbo ex snatch
>grabs my dick and gets me hard
Toodrunktonut.jpg
>fucking in the shower
>fucking and fingering the other
>fucking forever I can't nut
>ex says "tell friend that left I want to bang it out"

When all was said and done I still didn't nut.

>2 weeks later
>burning sensation
Gotburned.gif

>call ex
>tell her I have std
"Oh no anon... really?"
Horrible acting
>"Yeah, found out I have HIV"
"OMFG DHUEUSH"
not acting anymore
>post on FB "Ex spreading STDs all over watch out"

Come to find out she got hard in to heroin for a while. Still struggling.
Was fucking her ex's literally to give them the clam.

Hope she relapses and ODs

Test

>>736364652
Ok, honestly, I fell for it
Something about the shock of not knowing her made me believe it

But yeah i found it weird that a giant like her wouldnt have been stumbled upon by a user of 4chan

>>736353508
Split roast a chick once with my best bro. We made eye contact. It was weird. Now we have a funny story when were drinking with friends though.

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>>736354540
I would have headlocked that guy and choked him out so fast. If you do tight arterial chokehold they go limp in seconds. What the fuck were you doing?

>>736364721
qft

People have used whatever spacing they wanted the entire time dipshit

>>736362601
Bullshit. If you can fuck for 2 hours then you have nerve damage. Nevermind the fact that her pussy would be raw. No amount of lube can handle that much friction. Hell, my wife can only handle 5-7 minutes on a good night.

>>736353508

2 asian girls.

10/10 will do again

I had a threesome tonight believe it or not. I don't really feel like a greentext. But that shit was choice

>>736354540
Your wife tricked you into letting her fuck another man in front of you. My guess is, if this is even true, your wife brought up the idea of the 3some or lead you into suggesting it. She turned down every potential female mate for awhile pretending she's still in support of it. Then she just so happens to suggest a mmf and immediately had a guy lined up.

Your wife tricked you into cucking yourself. I bet she manipulates you in lots of other ways you don't realize too.

>>736364866
>uhm.
>the rest of his post is typed like a nigger
You're in no position to talk about other people being retards. You talk like a learning disabled Californian teenager who was raised to be an effeminate by single mommy.

>>736353508
once my two hand were involved

>>736364978
>reddit is mad they got called out and can't pretend to be one of us anymore
The easy solution is to stop being a moron and format your posts like someone who belongs here instead of crying that people want you gone because you straight up will never belong here.

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>>736365015
How does one accomplish this

>>736364880
This is me

I also did scary fatty chick a few years later all drunk.
She tried sticking her fingers in my assholes.
Afterward she cried.

She also tried blowing my friend while he was sleeping once.
She was a fucking psycho.
She would drive by my house all the time after and I thought she was going to murder me in my sleep.

>>736353508
Pretty awful shoop you chose for the pic op.

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>>736361556
Being my slut. Fucks so good

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>>736357927
>once they grow up
why wait?

>>736365002
looks like you need a new wife

>>736358267
Christ, you marry a crackwhore? Pornstar? Who else gets tats like that except trashy sluts... also you should just tie your balls off and let the big guys use them as a punching bag at that point, fucking end it man.

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>>736354540
You should stop considering suicide and actually commit suicide.

>>736363656
>it's a "anon pretends that he doesn't know one of the worlds most recognizable porn stars" episode.
Wew lad. I r8 ur b8 0/8

>>736365002
Protip: You suck at sex.

Are you English by any chance?

>>736364880
Wasn't all great a green text sorry. Maybe I'll green text the story that'll prolly get me murdered one day but I'm on mobile rn.
Involves an assholes ex friend's wife and living in close proximity of one another.
Really complicated shit but would like to know what ppl think of it. If I was a scumbag or not

>>736363242
This, and then leave her. This will only result in an endless cycle of 1-up cuckship. She will always be ahead of you and none of the "make up" threesomes will feel real because it's all compensatory.

>>736364447
ill do my best
>>736364222
cont.

>get around close to 30 responses
>quite a fair bit of pakis in there to which we dont reply
>good mix of white guys with decent sized cocks
>narrow down to 3 guys who look like their packing bazooka launchers
>She picks the athletic gym guy of the 3
>Organize the meet at our place
>Go behind her back and call up/organise for the other two guys to come twenty minutes after first
>day comes. she actually spent the week getting ready. waxed 100% cleanest i ever saw her
>Tell her to stay up stairs in bedroom ready
>Gym guy A arrives he asks about condoms tell him no need and instruct him where to go in the house
>Go up few minutes later. he is just stripping/teasing her. she sits there finger blasting her pussy
>He finally whips it. pokes her eye in process
>she starts to worship it holding and measing it up
>phone beeps. other guys are here
>says brb and head downstairs and guide them in
>Told them to strip there and then and to follow me up once i lock the door

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>be 19 m (31 now)
>get hammered and go to bars with 2 best friends
>find shorty around our age
>think im gonna score
>get her into cab with two bros
>take her to friends apartment
>3 other dudes there
>take her into friends bedroom
>4 DUDES FOLLOW.
>wtf.jpg
>say fuck it because im hammered.
>let em watch.
>get bj and she invites other dudes.
>im basically blackout on whiskey so i let it slide
>they all fucked her. Remeber threatening to punch dudes if any of them touch me. Stick with bj
>fuckin weirdest thing ever
>worry im "gay now"
>go home that night
>never mention it again
>fucking ever. Until now.
>a few months after her friend approaches me at a party. Accuses us of taking advantage with a giggle and reveals the chick loved it and wouldnt shut up about it.
>get her number and she tries to meet up with me to watch a movie but it fell throigh and i cant remember why
>0 out of 10 experience would not do again.

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>>736353508
I've had a few threesomes
Three women
Three separate occasions
First three way
Girl 1
Girl 2
Second three way
Girl 1
Girl 2
Third three way
Girl 1
Girl 3

Currently dating girl 3, who is bisexual
First three way story time
>Dating 2, 1 comes over
>2 is straight, but you know what they say, pasta is straight until hot and wet, as it turns out so is she
>1 starts making out with me, 2 comes in because she wants in
>make out with them both, switching from one to the other
>Eventually girl 1 pulls 2 into a makeout
>Dick is respectably hard but not painfully so
>Girl 1 pulls me into it, all three fall back onto bed
>Start taking each others clothes off
>Both girls start playing with each others boobs and are oddly delighted with them
>Start fingering both of them while they make out with each other and myself
>eventually get all our clothes off
>Lie both on their backs, me above them
>finger 1, dick in 2
>having sex, feeling awesome because two women
>girl 1 straddles girl 2, facing me, making out with me while I fuck 2
>Pull out, lay 1 on her back, girl 2 gets on top of 1 and starts making out with her
>Fuck 1 as girl 2 is on top of her
>Pull out, fuck 2
>Pull out again, fuck 1
>Rinse and repeat a few times
>They both lay me on my back and take turns riding me
>Getting close.jpeg
>Jump up, hold down both of them, dick throbbing
>Ask them which one wants the man gravy
>They say I should choose (Playful...)
>Do the whole switcheroo maneuver, alternating dicks and fingers
>Eventually get to the spot
>Go all the way deep into girl 1, cum
>Pull out quickly, go balls deep in girl 2, still cumming
>Fall on my back, almost black out, never came so hard in my life
>Lay there for a while
>Both of them crawl over to me and start licking my cock and balls

Fucking 3 ways are awesome. Kind of want to try one with another dude and a girl. Just absolutely fuck her brains out between the two of us. Bro out.

>>736364890
yeah sorry.

>>736365119
shut your mouth full on retard.

>>736365759
Not the English cuck, but protip for you from America: girls are lying to you if they say they want to get continuously railed for 2 hours. There are a few ladies that are into that, but optimal fucktime is somewhere between 5 and 20 minutes.

>>736365991

>think im gonna score

>take her to friends apartment

>>736365759
Jokes on you, I fuck for two hours but get to cum 3+ times.

>>736354540
End that shit. She a hoe for life man. You gonna be a cuck for the rest of your life or find some new bitches?

>>736366131
Protip: If you're not hideous to look at or suck in bed, you can make a woman want you to keep fucking for several hours.

I'm sorry to be the one to have to let you know you've got a problem in one of the above areas.

>>736366075
Nigga you gay

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>>736353508
I'm a guy. Had a threesome with a friend and his girlfriend, but she was uncomfortable with any penetration from anyone besides him. So there was oral all around.
hottest part was eating her out while he fucked her, and then taking his load in my mouth, which I shared with her. This was at a party at a different friends house, whose parents are rich so it's a big ass house, but still. Like, everyone knew it was happening which made it especially hot even though we had privacy. Her boyfriend came and went several times, wanting to go back out to the party, and I ended the night feeling used by both of them and loving it. This went on for hours. I wish we had planned it ahead of time, because I could have fucked her if I had had any condoms on me, and I would have prepared, had I known, to lose my anal virginity to him.

>>736366108
No need to apologise, this is /b/

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>threesome with gf and her friend
>was gf's idea, she set it up as a present for my birthday
>her friend is tighter than her and has bigger tits
>was fun
>next day she starts talking about it
>after 10 mins of beating around the bushes she finally asks if I liked fucking her friend more than I like fucking her
>mfw

>>736366075
Can confirm ffm is, needless to say, "the balls." I can also say, mfm is absolute garbage unless you're railing a gutter whore you've never met before and never want to see again.

>>736366108
>Shut your mouth, full on retard.
Corrected for the home schooler.

>>736365311
>format ur posts like me
>then u can fit in

Tomorrow's a school day, and it's past your bedtime you socially uncertain teenager.
I've been here 11 years, probably longer than you've been alive.

>>736365730
Lol

Almost did once with this washed up ex stripper and an old high school buddy. Then he started doing gay shit and I was like nooooooooooo!

>>736366480
>reddit thinks anything they say back will change the fact they don't belong here and the way they format their posts is a red flag calling out that fact
Silly reddit. Won't you ever learn?

>>736366432
Correct answer: She was tighter than you and had bigger tits.

>>736353508
Threesome and foursome.
>Threesome
>College stoplight party
>Took my girlfriend and my good friend
>Girlfriend was bi, secretly very attracted to my redheaded, blue-eyed perky titted friend.
>Girlfriend was a solidly built blonde like a fucking Viking, big boobs, nice ass, Wiccan so we had some kinky sex
>About halfway through the stoplight party, I whip out the whiskey
>The girls start dancing together.
>I kick back with my other guy friend and just watch my bitch work her magic
>Took them both home that night. First and only double rimjob, first threesome, me and girlfriend fucked friend (girlfriend had a strap-on from her days dating a woman)

>Foursome
>Dating a petite, short-haired, black-haired girl, the emo type you jerk off to and wonder if those girls really exist. Nice little perky tits, tight ass, and a mouth like a fucking Hoover.
>She knew a butch lesbian who had a girlfriend she wanted to "break in".
>My girl asked me if she could join
>I told her that was fine, thank you for asking, but she could have sex with as many women as she wanted, just not other men.
>Her eyes widened
>"R-really??"
>I nodded
>Turns out she was bi, and was afraid I would leave her for it. We lived in East Texas, so being gay was a big no-no in that area.
>She hugged me, we fucked, and then right as we came together she leaned over and whispered, "I'm gonna do something really nice for you."
>Three weeks later
>Came home to all three women laying on my bed, sucking and moaning on each other
>I laugh and start to back out in mock horror
>Girlfriend pulls her tongue out of butch girl, moans, and waves me forward.
>Fucked all three, and upon orders from butch and girlfriend, came inside the third girl while they held her arms down.
>I was a bit worried but my girlfriend mouthed, "Go ahead, its ok, shes on the pill"
>Girl was a blonde, pale girl, 20, with tits like mostly-full waterballons that bulged pleasantly when you squeeze them.
>Her pussy was flushed and warm

>>736356545
"she"

>>736353508
been with 2 girls twice, 3 girls once, 1 girls mom once, 1 girls mom while driving once, and another girls mom while gf was passed out on floor & we were on the couch...

I was a man whore when I was younger. I do regret it some because believe it or not it steals your grace & nimbleness.

1 story goes like this

>girlfriend and 2 of her friends all go swimming
>chicken fights, boobs falling out pussies flashing
>get drunk
>all go to gf's bed for sleep me in the middle 2 girls on one end gf be me
>horny stick dick in her & she says be quiet about it
>it's a waterbed...
>before long gf is pulling covers down & making me look at her friends
>long story short we all end up having sex watching porn & smoking weed to make it last longer

>>736366666
Chekt

>>736366614
i've never visited there. what exactly is the reddit format?

>>736366666
Checked nigga!

>>736365312
Be attractive. Drink with mentally unstable girls with broken paternal relationships in private settings. Secks.

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>>736366666
Riding off your stanic gets, how does one arrange successful group sex with members they desire.
I understand that an orgy isnt just bombshells, but average and ugly people too.

Let's say hypothetically there were two totally fictional girls who are not real in any way, whom I would love to bang together.
And let's say I was good friends with one and not that close to the other.
And lets say that im an average looking guy, not fat, mostly skinny, average height

How do I make this plan work?

>>736366792
>i've never visited there. what exactly is the reddit format?
Anything that doesn't look like the post you're reading right now. Redditors have the strange notion they need to start putting meaningless empty spaces after the quote or in other places.

>Dating this girl I met on DeviantArt.
>I moved from out west to be w/ her, and live in her parents place.
>She gets well-paying writing job becomes breadwinner and buys us house.
>We get some big ol' Doggos so she doesn't want kids atm.
>Always have a little bit of a 'gay' streak in me. Don't consider myself a 'Man' in the way society describes it.
>We meet cool new older couple (We're in our mid twenties, they are early thirties) that we can network for our Art.
>Hang with older couple a lot. Find out they are poly.
>GF clearly flirting w/ other woman.
>Curious feelings of the guy start to pop up.
>We decide to attend an underground poly club w/ them.
>Upstairs is a club, downstairs is room after room of 'theme' dungeons.
>Find ourselves a nice private area and begin to take off clothes.
>Other woman starts to go down on my GF.
>Expecting similar to happen to me with Other guy.
>Instead guy starts to stroke GF's hair and shoulders.
>GF calls me over and has me take my dick out so she can stroke it.
>Guy takes this as an invitation to take his out.
>I guess w/ the position she and Other guy is in, she takes his in her mouth.
>I try to take my cue and break off to try and get with other woman.
>She gently pushes me away and jerks me off instead, keeping my at a distance.
>Guy finishes in GF's mouth as Woman brings GF to orgasm.
>Realize Woman forgot about me, so I finish alone.
>Afterwards, woman tells me that she's not big on other men, and prefers to stick to other women when she's not w/ her fiance.
>I understand but feel shitty about it.
>Guy apologizes for the misunderstanding but I brave face it.
>Talk to GF about it and she suggests I find someone else for me.
>Before I can agree, she mentions I look for guys on grindr, mentioning how the Other guy is more straight than gay anyway.
>More upset that I didn't get to participate than anything else atm.

>>736365002
Seriously wtf is wrong with you...

When I fuck I never know if it'll be the last time, so I work that ass out til she's come at least twice, usually three times or if she's a firecracker and goes off like crazy, more, but I have to, if I'm going to keep them coming back. Otherwise, there's always someone richer or better looking around the next corner. Lucky for me, none of you seem to know how to pleasure a woman well.

>>736366738
My man. Done the 2 girls, the 3 girls, but no milf action. Impressive!

>>736367090
and how is that worse than newfags bitching about redditors?

>>736367227
>...
That's not a question mark, Jamal.

>>736366614
Faggot you're replying to.
Never been either. One of these shitholes full of cunts is enough, thanks.

>>736353508
>be few years ago
>be 17 at bro's party house
>parents were loose as fuck
>16yo hoe was looking for dick.
>fucked 1 guy in the living room while we all watched.
>few of us followed her up stairs
>got in the shower and took turn on her pussy and mouth
>1 guy cums and leaves
>me and otherr guy take her to bed
>she wants dp
>holy fuck
>we lube up and take turns on her ass and pussy
>fuck her until we both cum in her
>get dressed and leave her in bed
>nek minnut
>she aint done
>goes to the kitchen and fucks herself on the table with 2 carrots.
>then passes out.


>wake up next day and she needed to borrow clothes from another girl because she lost hers.

>>736367311
No it's not, it's a fragment.
-your 7th grade English teacher.

>>736367279
>calling someone a newfag because he's sick of you and your friends from reddit ruining his site

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>>736353508
i'll share my story
>be me
>19 y/o
>at gf's house, she's 9/10
>"hey... i brought these condoms"
>"anon, you are a fucking pervert... but still, let's go to my room"
>"okay honey..."
>first time inside a pussy, normally my ex gfs gave me bj's but that's all
>about 50 mins later she's all sweaty and asks me something weird
>"Anon, would you like a 3some with anoninawho's9/10??"
>me being all corny and shit tell her no, her pussy is all i need
>she cums hard as fuck, wraps me with her legs and makes me cum, then she tells me that it was a test
>i passed
>now, we'll do anal and she got her home all alone for ourselves for tomorrow
>mfw didn't got a 3some with 2 9/10's but still i'd never have it anyways, now i'll fuck all day long tomorrow

>>736365002
Not entirely true. My ex and i would go 3 hours straight, mind you I'm sure i have some sort of nerve issues but she was wet the whole time. Current gf however is like yours after she cums once she just hurts and we gotta stop

>>736367070
Although I have planned some, it is usually an in the moment type event. You have to just hang with really psychotic girls that you start fucking at least semi-regularly and eventually you will start to fool around when their friend(s) is/are nearby. The girls will usually do the rest of the work at that point. For blatant planning, I dunno I haven't been able to be that overt since high school.

>>736367431
>it's a fragment.
No, it's an ellipsis at the end of a question (where a question mark goes). It being a rhetorical question doesn't mean it's not a question anymore, dumbfuck.

t. someone smarter than you

>>736366696
Just finishing the last bit
>The little blonde struggled a little bit, but I later found out this was pre-arranged. She wanted to be in a "forced" threesome.
>Came deep inside her and I gotta tell you guys, I have never seen women with faces like these.
>Girlfriend: biting both lips, legs quivering, breathing shallow, jaw trembling, practically panting with lust. Jesus. I still got rock hard thinking about her.
>Butch: not bad-looking, really. A tall, black-haired drama and theatre type with perfect teeth, her mouth was wide open and she was staring at her blonde girlfriends face.
>Blonde lesbian: absolutely fantastic. Plump little pussy, boobs that can only be labelled as "the funnest pair of tits I've ever held". Her eyes were bulging, her breath was caught, back locked, both legs wrapped around me, and her mouth was open in a half O of shock. Her breath quivered and hitched, and I shit you not guys, she said "Oh my fucking god, its so warm, oh god oh god, please please more."
>Butch kissed her deeply, girlfriend kissed me deeply.

It was great. One of my favorite memories. The funny part is how we were all good friends later on. We had peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream afterwards, ass naked in the living room besides a shirt thrown over my girlfriend for modesty. The way she kept looking at me that night... I smoked so much weed that night and fucked her for a couple hours that night. She couldn't sit the next day. We ended up breaking up, and never had that foursome again, but ohhhhhhh man the memories.

>>736365942
cont

>guys follow me up. tell them wait behind door
>check in on her. she's sucking his dick
>the tip is to fat for her mouth to open or fit more than say 4 inches after tip
>starts gaggin trying to go past halfway down shaft
>tell her to not get carried away theres plenty time and more dick
>she laughs saying this is already a lot
>tell her she isn't ready for whats next. call in guys b and c
>They were both average body guys but her look when they walked in with their cocks swinging side to side
>They walk up to her and start playing with her body
>She is semi petrified at this point looking at me. tell her to enjoy it since this is what she wanted to get railed by big dicks
>She starts getting more back into the mood as they are playing with her tits and fanny
>three of them stood around her kind of surroudning her
>starts to blow them slowly one by one
>guy b got frustrated affter a while and flipped her over and slip his dick her
>leave at this point and go out to the club
>take random slag to a hotel
>come back in morning
>she is sound asleep naked in bed with no sheets
>wake her up and see how she is
>they ended up fucking her in her ass
>says she can't move/walk it hurts
>laugh and walk off to get some coffee
>she walked around for next few days with a limp
>told everybody she slipped down the stairs
>she then started to put out more

end

before you ask/incase

no kids, arranged marriage now divorced, she has gone back to pakistan to her village

>>736367575
Self-replying. I know some dudes have gotten 3 ways with all girls they've never laid, but I personally have always needed a currently active sexual history with at least one member. If you hang with two or more girls you casually fuck on the regular and they hate their fathers enough, threeways become nearly inevitable. Every girl thinks they're bi nowadays.

>>736367444
the site was shit to begin with. what ruined the site was dumbfuck children like yourself who pretended to have been here a long time. you're prolly one those little fuckers who spam mods every time you see a bald pussy or small tits posted.

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>>736366320
>fucks multiple women at once
>called gay

>>736367805
>arguing with trips
Yeah, you're done now, reddit. I didn't bother reading your meaningless post. You were stupid to have even tried. You lost. Tell the rest of your tourist friends that the jig is up and none of you are welcome here.

>>736354540
You should have established that men were absolutely not an option when you first started that shit. A woman will never respect you if you let her fuck other men.

> be me
> was 20 and cute girl i met from a friend invited me over to a party. and told me to bring some friends
> i tried inviting a few peeps but they all flaked.
> I show up and party was dead af. It was just her and another girl. (I figured i was way early or whatever), so no fucks given.
> girl kept saying she was house sitting for a friend, then hinted about how she wanted to go into hot tub - but wasn't wearing bathing suit.
> i said fuck it. who needs 1. she was shy/nervous. then I told her to just go in panties.
> i stripped to boxers to help make her less nervous
> she said she didn't want to get her bra/panties soaked as she didnt have change of clothes.. then i said go naked.
> i jumped in naked.
> then shortly afterwards she did too..
> the other girl was in house texting, drinking, and then dancing to music..

>>736367040
>>736367575
>>736367764
I swear this website scares me in the places where it chooses to give good advice.
Currently another thread going on about TOR and safety and uses in embargoed countries and it makes perfect sense.

Historic to witness two intelligent threads happening side by side

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>>736366696
>upon orders from butch and girlfriend, came inside the third girl while they held her arms down.

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>>736366666
SATANIC QUINTS'LL ERASE THE QUEEFS

>>736354540
I sincerely hope this didn't happen. Good luck pulling your dignity out of whatever black hole it's in.

>>736366696
>came inside the third girl while they held her arms down.
God damn why is this so hot?

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>>736366460
>mfm is absolute garbage
story time?

>>736368067
>>736368010
I have nightmares about never experiencing this again, you have no fucking idea. There is no porn that can ever compare to how amazing this experience was.

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Got to be in a foursome with this slut as the victim

FFM are boring as fuck. MMF are fun but never do it or any other degenerate sex with a woman you want to marry

>>736368255
>image.jpg
Sure you did, person who uses a phone specifically for fags.

>>736354540
"Men" like you are why femanism exists. Ceasing to oppress women is a mistake and leads to shit like this.

>>736356416
go to bed joe

>>736353508
MFFM
>Senior year of college
>Move into great shitty house off campus
>Me (guy), 4 other guys, and a girl I was had slept with a few times
>Girl had just gotten out of a relationship with one of the other guys, so everything was pretty hush-hush
>Sex was getting really good with roommate
>2nd or 3rd weekend of school comes around, and we go to a party next door, basically like an attractive, female version of our house
Cont?

>>736367979
> I was flirting with the girl in hot tub.. and i was feeling good
> then a bunch of random bro's show up. (the other girl who was inside texting invited them all over)
> there was about 5 of them and they looked like complete douchebags.. hats on backwards, tribal tatoos, lip ring, the full bit. but they did bring alcohol so can't complain.
> 3 of them jump into hot tub with us
> which was awkward af because i don't think they realized we were both naked lol. Jets going and we were sitting low.. so they did not see
> 1 of the guys was pretty ripped and tried hitting on her hard.. and she was kind of buying into it..
> damn. is this guy about to cockblock me right now? I was pissed.
> then after 15 minutes or so, the two buddies that weren't in hot tub were like 'we're leaving bro. we're gonna go to another party that is supossed to be lit right now'.
> the guys in hot tub were mad, but other dude was their driver so they had to go.
> So then they clear out and its literally just back to being me with both girls..

>>736368546
No it's probably because of fat virgin betas like you.

>>736353508
Yes.

>>736362780
No, your joke just doesn't make sense

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>>736368622
< Pic related is the roommate

Be me at 17. Work as a waiter at a small upscale restaurant on Long Island in thee 80s. Chef getting married so sous chef throws a bachelor party at his house. NYPD friends bring blow and two Manhattan escorts—hot red head and brunette. The ladies walk around the party naked, I'm doing lines with the cops in the kitchen. Redhead, naked, facing away from me gets my thumb up her ass. All she says is, "Someone's a dirty boy." 20+ males at party. Me wired, young and handsome gets pulled into "sex show" with escorts. Nervous as hell, chef calls me "horse" as I strip out of skivvies. I lie on floor, 69 with red head and brunette helps her, then they take turns blowing and fucking me. Last for 30-40 minutes because I'm totally wired by this time (back when blow was the shit). Show ends with them finishing each other off then heading to the bedrooms for $50 blowjobs. Chef buddy pays for my turn for volunteering. Takes me thirty minutes to come because of blow. True story. I'm now 47 and just realized those women are probably in their 60s now.

>>736353508
>nope

>>736369342
You're literally too old to be here. Go fix your life instead of hanging out with young people.

>>736367979
>>736368687
> girl in hot tub gets out and then goes to bathroom. is in there for a little while, so i say fuck it... I get out of tub, just slide boxers on and go inside house.
> girl inside is a little wasted and is dancing to music
> I go over to her and just put my arms onto her hips and start dancing
> she pulls me into her close as hell, starts grinding.. we start grinding hard, then making out..
> she then strips down to her black lace panties and then starts reaching into my boxers and rubbing my cock..
> she pulls my boxers off, takes her panties off and we just both keep dancing naked..
> my cock gets ROCK hard as we continue and make out..
> other girl who was in hot tub with me finally comes out of bathroom and sees us both naked going out.
> she gets pissy as hell, goes into a room and shuts the door
> the girl i was dancing with then leaves and goes into talking with her.
> they are both gone for like 5 minutes.. i'm like fuuuu i hope this girl isn't gonna cockblock me now. i'm just trying to get my dick sucked lol.
> girl i was dancing with comes back to me.. then grabs my hand and leads me into the room..
> we end up having a 3some.
> i ended up fucking both girls.. cumming all over them and was one of the best damn nights of my life.
> but afterwards both girls get jealous, make me choose 1 of them that i like more.
> so I chose freaky girl, other girl gets pissed and they stop being friends.

>>736353508
MMF:
>Be me.
>College kids, all of us.
>Roy calls her.
>Go to dorm and pick her up.
>Come back to house.
>Fuck for several hours.
>Take back to dorm.
>Never see her again.
>mfw Roy and another buddy did the same thing a few nights earlier.

FFM:
>Be friends with stripper.
>Because I work at strip club.
>She takes me to her house.
>Gets me naked and ties me to bed.
>Brings roommate into bedroom.
>Knock on door.
>Girls throw on clothes to answer door.
>2 dudes come over to visit.
>Stay 15 minutes before convinced to leave.
>Girls come back to bedroom.

FFM:
>Be friends with real short girl, 8/10.
>Cute as a button.
>Eat mushrooms with her.
>She calls gf to tell stories while tripping.
>gf wants to play next time.
>Next time is few days later.
>Short girl comes over.
>gf of short girl comes over.
>10/10 Indian girl [dot, not feather], doctor.
>All 3 of us eat mushrooms
>with delicious chocolate.
>naked the rest of the night with both.
>wake up next morning still at it.
>10/10 Indian girl will never speak to me again.
>Short girl will most likely never speak to me again.

>>736362787
you're being played retard

>>736370246
oh wow
you're so smart

>>736368276
Wat. U gay nigga

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>>736353508
ffm - wife & her friend on a drunken night.
Her friend stayed with us for about a year while she found a new house.
Didn't get to bang the friend, but did get to second base with both of them.
Was good, and probably better off that none of us mention that night.

>>736353508

Was in a threesome with my wife and her best friend. I met my wife and married her within about three weeks, was pretty dumb in retrospect but everything turned out great so zero regrets. We moved in together immediately and everything was great.

Anyway, my wife was originally from another state and her best friend back home was in a bit of a bind, lost her job and was about to be homeless so we told her to move over to where we were at and she could get our extra bedroom and find a job. She took us up on the offer and she was cool, pretty hot (hotter than my wife), and one night we got drunk and we all had sex. I fucked my wife, I fucked her friend, they licked each other out. This happened one more time, and I had sex with the friend a couple times while my wife was at work.

Anyway, my wife got uncomfortable with the situation and talked to me about it, basically asked for it to stop since she wanted me and her to stay husband and wife and not be in some weird love triangle relationship, and I understood that. Her friend got a boyfriend and eventually moved in with him anyway, so it all worked out.

A boring story, I guess.

>>736367201
Kek, you're a cuck. Fucking beta

>>736367712
>they are playing with her tits and fanny
Dad?

Despite sasha being a slut I wanna marry her

mother less.c_m/g/party_favors

>>736354540
fuck off with this shit cuck bait, too ez

>>736356416
"orgies" youre a cuck, fucking kys

Yeah, once I had way too much coke and booze and ended up having an orgy with a friend of mine (male and ugly) and a midget, no kidding, luckily I was too drunk to remember most of it, but my friend says our balls didn't touch.

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>>736371343
thats the best that could come out of that.
A trophy, but not something that stayed weird or anything like that.

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>>736373734
heh.. that shit (balls didn't touch) is pretty important to the average guy eh (including your's truly!)

>>736374628
Well wouldn't mind doing some gay shit but my friend is really fucking ugly. Still the midget was really horrendous, it was an horrible experience.

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>be me
>20
>go back to middle school for whatever reason
>janitor ladies keep watching me
>38 and 42 fat ugly ladies
>2/10
>im really horny
>talk to them
>they say they are free in 10 minutes
>time arrives
>they give me a ride in their Ford pickup truck 1979
>park at a motel
>oh_shit.mov
>walk into the room
>kissing the old one
>kissing the older one
>this is gross but im really really horny
>fuck one while the other watches
>vice_versa.jpg
>fucking one while giving oral to another
>they sweat like pigs
>its like 40°C in here
>2 hours later
>self hate
>give me a ride home
>they give me their numbers
>"ill never do that again"
>one week later
>i call them
>motel
>self hate
>ride home

I spend the last six months from the last year like that until they moved to another city