Okay b, what is it that horse fetishists like about horse cock so much? Is it the dick itself? Is it the horse? I must know.
No homo, ofc
Thats the reason
>>736346921
Yep.
I am also curious.
bumb
>>736346921
Zebras are about 20x as ridiculous, volume wise.
Something about flooding competitors sperm out of the female with a massive douching of semen.
>>736349137
kek
>>736349137
Quite the evolutionary step for eliminating competition in the gene pool
>>736349137
Show?
This is my fetish.
How am I supposed to get a bf when I have horses that trump even niggers, where I would be crossing into animal territory anyway?
wish i had horses i would fuck them and get fucked by them
my stuff is on another drive otherwise I would post a little bit
>>736349500
>>736346826
My ex gf had a horse and used to go into the stables after everyone had left and jack it off.
She never could explain why other than she felt guilty he was never with female horses and felt it her duty.
>>736349615
can i have both?
>>736346921
This. I want all that cum in my asshole. I want to feel it dripping down my legs.
And their cocks are beautiful. I want to be spitroasted on two of them.
>>736349430
come on dont degrade horses so much. Niggers commit crimes, horses just chill with you.
>>736346826
>>736346921
>>736348397
The phrase "hung like a horse" springs to mind.
Honestly, I just think horses are inherently sexy.
Moar horse cum pls
>>736349876
One is going to cost you much more. Choose wisely.
>>736350035
>>736349821
That's pretty fucking noble, she could probably become a paladin of fornication or some shit, sworn to battle blue balls wherever, whoever, or whatever it may strike.
>>736350582
Fake as fuck.
>>736350582
god bless
>>736350574
fuck, that's right...
>>736350568
more horse porn
I get off on the idea of a woman taking that jizz and turkey basting herself trying to impregnate herself.
>>736346826
IS THAT HORSE INSIDE A HOUSE!? IS THAT A DRESSER!? HOW BIG IS THAT HORSE? IS IT A REAL HORSE? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT PICTURE!?
>>736350785
no way that's all cum
anyone have vids of a horse fucking a girl?
>>736350681
like i care... just bumping
>>736349415
How do I compress webms, to 4chans shitty 2mb limit while on mobile?
>>736351165
Don't. Upload to a site that allows hotlinking
>>736350880
Some1 took photos off her fb or whatever with her horse and just edited in her protein shake image from insta
That's what I speculate without context
>>736346826
For me, it's more about the manliness of having a big dick and shooting big loads. Probably influenced by porn.
There's also a part of taboo seeking maybe.
>>736351315
Examples?
>>736351751
All pomf clones. Like mixtape.moe
>>736350114
9/10 Photoshop.
Post it to mock the horsefuckers on /mlp/
>>736349137
i now have that information in my search history
I hope your happy, faggot.
>>736352163
hnnnggggg
i want to suck a horse cock so bad
>>736350785
holy shit
>>736352163
urg
Well the size is the most obvious feature but there's more to it than that.
When the horse cums, the head will flare and get more filling, and makes popout more dramatic. A horse cock also tends to get gradually thicker until it hits the medial ring, adding an element of challenge to see how much you can take. And of course, as you've seen in posted vids, the sheer volume of cum will guarantee a messy gush afterwards.
Overall, it's just plain superior to human cock
>>736352163
The trick to get the stallion pumping is to stroke the hilt.
>>736352163
this gave me an erection.
Sauce?
>>736350674
blue balls don't exist fag.
That's made up shit by faggots.
>>736351849
Working on it, found one that was already small enough.
>>736352629
>>>736352163 (You)
>this gave me an erection.
>Sauce?
unknown to me sorry, got it from /b...
but all horse threats vanish rather quickly
>>736352801
And another
http://imgur.com/a/t7K3t
>>736352801
holy shit now i'm hard
>>736352801
so zebras have 5 legs
Anyone know if ownership of zoo porn is legal in Canada? Wanna start saving stuff to my hard drive but I don't want to get in trouble over it. The only source I can find saying its ok is Wikipedia and thats not enough for me. Anybody want to help me out?
>>736352972
WOAH!
>>736353278
no1 is gonna get a warrant to search ur computer just cause of horse porn...
>>736353278
Horse porn or any animal pron is illegal in Canada, google it.
Sex with animals is legal though, so long as there is no penetration ;^)
anyone got the webm of the guy jerking a horse, shot from underneath?
>>736353278
thought bestiality was recently made legal in Canada
HOOOORSSSSSEEE COCKCKKKKKCKCK
>>736353757
no penetration sex wot?
bummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp
>>736353432
But thats not what I'm asking. In a hypothetical situation, if a government official just came into my house one day and searched my computer and found horse porn, would they charge me with anything
>>736353757
I'm aware the act of bestiality is illegal i'm talking ownership of the porn
>>736353969
YEAH
Any where the girl is actually swallowing?
>>736353947
IIRC only oral, nonpenetrative, or something to that effect
>>736353972
means u cant fuck the horse but the horse can fuck u
>>736354032
you got it wrong mate.
Bestiality is legal so long as there is "no penetration"
Ownership of porn is illegal.
Here is Canada, it is the though and not the crime that is reprehensible.
>>736353972
Bestiality is legal so long as there is no penetration. That is assuming you get caught with penetration.
So horse bukake is perfectly legal.
Oh, Canada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU
>>736354290
that's not sex then,
sex by definition involves penetration
>>736354501
give it some years and liberal degeneration and penetration will be legal too.
>>736352957
lmao reminds me of my filipina gf after I give her the dick
she's like 4'9 and 75lbs
always feel like I've committed a crime after I've filled her up with spunk
>>736354411
Guess Wikipedia let me down again
>>736349615
can you tell more? did she enjoy it? did you watch? she use lube?
pretty sure penetration is ok, but UR penis cant penetrate THEM. people consider that animal abuse cause ur kinda raping the animal. but getting ur ass destroyed by a horse cock is legal
>>736354607
you're probably right
>>736350674
naah shes probably just another slut that helps every dick she can
I love salsa horse
>>736354672
That's a bit ambiguous.
What counts as penetration?
Is sticking your dick in the anus or vagina of the animal the only thing that counts?
Or is being penetrated illegal too? And what about oral?
>>736350829
this
Salsa horseeeee
>>736354501
t. "everything but" evangelical
>>736355056
Ask a lawyer?
too much talk not enough pics
>>736354672
It sure did.
An excerpt from Yahoo answers:
>"Well...Bestiality is illegal in Canada and therefore making videos or distributing them is illegal...however- watching it is another matter entirely. Generally Canadian law makers leave provisions in the law to protect people against things like "inadvertent viewing" (that is someone could click on a link in an email without knowing what it was until they actually saw it)...so therefore viewing it is not illegal per-se -however saving and possessing it would be.
So that's the law...if you clicked on something and "there it was" don't worry about it...but if you like watching that kinda stuff you might have bigger issues...."
>>736355127
Alright, I'm out of the loop here.
What does the "t." signify?
>>736355161
>hey can I get knotted?
>maybe, that'll be $500