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> 19 > virgin > kissless > lonely and depressed

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> 19
> virgin
> kissless
> lonely and depressed af
> small dick
> doesn't smell good most of the time
> can't imagine myself engaging in any sexual act with a female
> tried countless times to get close to girls
> failed every time
> starting to except inevitable loneliness
> starting to except that its the "single life" for me
> starting to except that if you have a small dick you're fucked and you're an instant beta

How fucked am I /b/ ?
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>>736308629
Life is more than women, I actually enjoy being alone. It gives me freedom and overall enjoyable inner peace.
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>>736308629
You put to much weight on having sex, and "getting close" to girls. Jesus, "tried countless times" doesnt sound needy at all, does it anon? Reevaluate how much you need the puss, because the more needy you seem, the less the girls want you, ya dig?
And at 19... really shouldnt be stressing about being a virgin, shit just happens man, go with with the current, just say you dont give a fuck, and then life fucking happens!
Also "doesnt smell good most of the time", jesus christ, take a fucking shower, you are an adult.
Last but not least "> starting to except that if you have a small dick you're fucked and you're an instant beta"... jesus chist, if you havent even gotten close to girls yet, what the hell do you even know about what they want?
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>>736309068
Yea but I'm horny as hell.
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>>736309073
I guess you're right. See it this way, most of my friends have either gotten laid/have a gf, and I'm one of the only ones who hasn't, I'm worried I'm getting a rep for one, and with this going on around me, it's hard to go with the current and ignore what I'm convinced I want.
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>>736308629
You must pull back the foreskin and wash it at least twice a day, and always before sex. And don't forget the balls. Then it will smell good.
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>>736308629
Your dick ain't small, it's average
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>>736308629
i guess I can make you feel better.
I am married.
smaller cock than you.
get cucked evertime in my bed with a guy that has a bigger cuck. NO sex for me, not allowed to jerk off. And I have to watch while he fucks her because she gets off.
SO there feel better.
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>>736309505
> twice a day

I didn't know this ngl. Thanks for the advice.
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>>736309926
*sorry meant bigger COCK. I am such a cuck is all I think about.
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a small dick doesn't mean shit unless you wanna be in the porn industry, seriously, girls don't care unless it's a micropenis.
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>>736309826
Thanks.
I've been told this before.
But it's hard to believe when its noticeably thinner than other cocks. I'd say so anyways.
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>>736309926
Jeez. Fair enough anon.
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>>736308629

Your dick looks alright tbh.

Get on a swingers website and try and get involved in orgies brah. bukkake a bitch

also use adultwork etc. just fuck hookers lmao. bruh
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>>736310022
wrong...confirmed cuck here my wife started fucking a bigger cock and she loves it so now no sex for me. i am 5 inches and thought it was ok until this happened. So do not lie to yourself, women need big dicks it is a biological fact.
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>>736310022
Really? Surely girls would prefer a bigger cock? Just like (Most) dudes would prefer say bigger tits or a non hairy pussy?
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You dick looks bigger than mine so at least you're okay in that department
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>>736310163
girls do need a bigger dick, anyone who says otherwise is just trying to make you feel better. or are just feeling sorry for you.
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Girls are scary, my girlfriend told me she loved me while in bed together, so i just started panic masturbating and then left when i was done
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>>736310117
Could do, idk if i'd be able to get it up with a load of dudes around
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>>736308629
yours is about the same size as mine, mine maybe like a cm or so thicker. But I've been with the same woman for 9 years. All it takes is confidence and taking care of yourself. Shower daily, don't bathe in axe, keep your hair cleaned, dress nice, brush your teeth. Make sure you're clean kept. If you look like you crawled out of the dumpster, you're gonna attract teenieboppers who are gonna cuck you.
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>>736310257
why did you do that lol
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>>736310257
kek and underrated
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>>736310249
see this is what I believe
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You've got a ballgina man.
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>>736310163
>>736310138

Obviously they prefer it but it's not the be all and end all.

same as men prefer a woman with a perfect ass, tight & tidy pussy and perfect perky tits.

You basically need to accept your level. Be honest with yourself. If you're a legit 5/10, aim for other 5/10's.

You're gonna fail going for HBB's but just be realistic.

I would rate myself a 6 or a 7 and i've got a hot GF now with amazing tits, an alright ass and who's wild in bed. does anal, everything.

Also my cock is 5.5 inches but when a girl sees it in real life they wont know that. it can actually look pretty decent most of the time.
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>>736310320
Yeah that would make sense.
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>>736310357
Yeah I have a weird fucking sack.
It doesn't always look like that lol.
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>>736310348
it is true, as a cuck I have lived it, women, need that big dick it is in their nature, the only thing that holds them back is what people may say, but as soon as they get a bigger cock in them they are hooked. It is only normal.
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Girls or money op? Pick one. U cant have both. Tho if u get rich enough (or go to thailand) girls will literally through themselves at you.
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>>736308629
Man up OP
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The womans really want to suck your wallet, so you know, do what the reggeton "singers" do, show your money while using 1 or more kgs of gel in your hair, that is how works in mexico
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>>736309115
Jerk off.
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>>736308629
how long is your penis when hard|soft?
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>>736310391
trust me man, women say they want to find a guy who looks "bad ass" but they want a man who looks like he will take care of them, while also dominating them in the bedroom.
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>>736308629
>except
>except
>except

You should be "excepting" to be a lonely faggot because you're illiterate.
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>>736308629
I'd be more concerned about the droop of your ballsack, man.
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>>736309115
You're 19.
I lost my virginity at 19 and my dick is probably smaller than yours. What do you mean by how fucked you are? so you just wanna get laid? I'ts not that big of a deal really. My problem is just im unhappy and kinda depressed also. hang in there
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>>736310628
what mercy said
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>>736310502

most of this is bro science and stuck in the past lmao

brb buying clippers and shaving your own fucking head? LMAO

Find a decent local barbers and go once every 2-4 weeks to keep you fresh. If you cant afford a decent haircut that often then you need to re-assess your life to be honest.

£14 here for a very reputable barber in my area. A nice, short/medium hairstyle that requires little product is the way to go.
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>>736308629
match.com or eharmony or whichever
>but thats for losers
You already are one.
>find another loser
Be honest about who you are. Settle for someone below you in terms of looks. be happy. Don't be alone.
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>>736310578
Like 5"7 ish when hard
About 4" when soft
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>>736310743
Yea I'm fuckin depressed, this problem really doesn't help
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>>736311279
I'll try eharmony, I tried match.com to no avail
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>>736311520
>5"7
im really close to you, so i can tell you your dick is not the problem.
i'm 5,7 and ive fucked about 1000 times with 3 different girls.
Also my actual girl loves my dick.
Come on man, you can do it
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>>736308629
accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept accept
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>>736308629
youre a fucking beta because you choose to be go out get some nice clothes take a fucking shower im going to assume you have long hair if you do cut that shit women are easy you being a virgin and a beta is all your fault
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>>736312215
Yes I suck at English.
Give me a break lol.
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>>736312253
fair point.
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>>736312108
Is that so.
Hm maybe I'll be able to get lucky this year.
Who knows.
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OP go to asia all the chick will tell you your cock is huge lol.

6" cock here, I've destroy many asian pussy
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>>736308629

how long is it?
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>>736312315
post a picture of yourself op
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gay guy here. where do you live? i'll pay for a nice hooker for your first time if you let me suck your dick first. it's a real beauty
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>>736312370
yea I do wanna go abroad to those kind of places

need money
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>>736312492
Like 5"7
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>>736312346
dont be afraid , that's it, you are still young
26 yo here
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>>736312611
I live in the UK bro
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>>736312713
I can't stop being afraid, its hard
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>>736312707

Okay, so approx 14.5 cm

Which is average to little bit above average in some european countries.

Honestly that wont stop you from fucking
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>>736312741
good. where? I'm in London regularly.
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>>736308629

i love the vagina under your dick
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>>736312879
Thanks bruh.
It was a hot day give me a break lol.
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>>736312846
I'm not really regularly in London tbh
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>>736308629
accept*
Is that your cock? I'd suck it gladly
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>>736312997
if you're interested I can come to your city. your cock is worth the trip. would you let a guy blow you?
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>>736313010
Yes I know I'm illiterate.
Yes it is.
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>>736313078
Is it though?
Chances are I wouldn't even get hard.
And if I did I'd cum in a very small amount of time.
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>>736313160
it is def. worth it for me. do you have more pics of your cock?

I bet I can get you hard. and if you cum too soon I'll just blow you a second time.
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>>736308629
cock in 80+ percentile (true)
not obviously fat
white
weird sack
3 out of 4 aint bad
stop being such a fucking bitch and man up, you got enough going for you that you never get to complain.

or an hero
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>>736309926
sorry dennis, she just likes my cock more
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>>736313908
I'll just have to man up.
I already considered becoming anhero.
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>>736313908
> weird sack
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>>736309926
do you like it cause if you dont why?
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