I'm a time traveler from 2050 called Igor Karaptovich, I'm

>>736308536
Literally impossible, but screenshotting and checking events later, l0llll

Does communsim ever rise again?

>>736308536
Does the battlefield franchise get better or worst?

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Can we revive sexy robo-stalin with modern tech.

Will I ever get laid?

>>736308714
No, Antifanon, it does not....of course that would really only apply if Communism has actually ever "risen" as a successful governance to begin with.

>>736308536
Ukraine splits in two in 2022 and then unifies back together in 2025 into what we now call the Kievan Unified States (KUS) and it thrives without corruption. Russia goes into civil war where Navlniy fights against the Medvedev Regime. No one wins as they split the country in two.
Bitcoin crashes in 2018 when the North Koreans disrupt it and most of it is bought by NK. They then raise the price and sell it leading to NK becoming the second richest nation on Earth after USA.
The US debt currently is 1.62 quadrillion dollars.
The current US president is Pierce Willis and he is a conservative

Why the fuck would you travel back to 2017? Out of all the years you can travel back to you pick 2017? Gtfo

>>736308714
Communism doesn't but socialism does, in Europe mostly.

>>736308536
I doubt this will happen, but I'm screenshotting just in case.

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>>736308536
I'm also a time traveler from 2050, what mission were you sent on ?
We might be in the same division:

B.A1.T-THR-34-D

you from that division?

>>736308536
Some cuck from /pol/ messing with /b/ again, nice

>>736308720
Video games are mostly based on the Viper Architecture which remove the need for old console technology. Battlefield and Call of Duty are still around believe it or not. They are both very good. Both in SVR

>>736309215
/pol/ gets removed from 4chan near 2020 i think. Also this place blows up in my time with the integration with Arden it becomes a mixture of a social network and a image board along with a news section

I've seen three time traveler threads, now. Whats going on?

>>736309456
You're a newfag. That's what's going on.

Have the aliens arrived yet?

>>736309399
nice dubs
shit post
Fucking fag

>>736308536
If you can travel back, probably wearing clothes, you can also bring other stuff. This means you can bring a camera back. Post proof you're from the future good sir, and you have my full attention.

>>736308536
How are the Baltic states doing and how is the weather?

When does the U.S. invade Mexico?

>>736310270
Weather is slightly warmer i guess, its 33 degrees celsius in Kiev right now. Baltic states get united along with KUS and other slavs to form a slavic union
>>736310258
no pictures sorry, our format isnt supported by the current technology you own

>>736310090
Humans have found bacteria on jupiter's moon Europa and a sample is currently travelling back to earth right now, major discovery if you ask me, Space X is now on Mars with 55 humans of which one is Kievan but most are US born.

>>736310749
>Weather is slightly warmer i guess, its
Then take a camera from 2017 back to the future, snap pictures and take it back here.

>>736311016
It's not that easy, time travel works on a Neuron level, think of it as re-living your ancestors life but you get to control them for a limited time. For every 10 minutes it's 10,000 Hryv'nas. We also have a strict set of rules and we have an overseer with us. I bribed mine to stay out for about an hour. Many people cant afford this too, its almost like a dream for the ancestor but they feel a black-out

>>736311016
I did say the formats were unsupported because i was hoping you would stray away from the topic.

what company do you work for owns the time traveling mechanism?

>>736311350
Utter bullshit. You are not connected to any ancestors by neurons, people do not pass neurons on to their descendants

>>736308536
No actual Ukranian calls their country "the Ukraine" you ignorant american piece of shit!

Also, no way a dipshit born in 2028 would be a time traveller in 2050, they would send some highly experienced and trained professional with a stable mentality. There is a reason why Delta Force only considers married men for the unit. Little snot nosed dipshits are unreliable and untested.

TL;DR: KYS faggot and lurk moar

>>736311590
The US invented it back in 2030s but it was only revealed in 2043 to the public, the US rents it to various countries and right now KUS is investigating the ukrainian civil war of 2014 and what the exact reasons for it to happen were. The company is BentaCent i think not sure though. I work for the Kievan government in the Neuro-Invest-Agenstvo to investigate what happened in the 2015 debaltseve battle

>>736310749
>fascis
but you can clearly use our severs for the internet. So why cant you use a fucking camara.

>>736311927
Whatever to be honest, 'the' Ukraine doesnt exist anymore its the KUS and i honestly couldnt give two shits about your opinion versus fact
>>736311736
Its DNA based. Americans found a way to extract certain DNA linked to exact ancestors but the sample gets smaller and smaller with every generation passed. Its then simulated somehow and we can connect to it with our brains. Im not a scientist but thats how it works i think

>>736308536
I got the screenshot see you in 2050 mate.

>>736310907
>Kievan
alot of you guys start to hang around and have some influence huh ?. Fuck off.

>>736312188
Kill yourself you can't even make up a convincing story. Fucking retard

>>736312182
I just said why, refer too >>736311350 and >>736311413

I know you want to see the world in 2050 but its not that different than in 2017, think of it as the 1970s to 2000s, not much changed on the outside but the mentality of humans changed mostly.

>>736308536
Which Korea is responsible for the reunification? i.e. is it homefront lore or just boring peace?
Also, how the fuck is their previously dirt poor starving population handling relative comfort and a new found ability to realise that their government was lying to them before the reunification?

>>736312263
We are basically 'the' Ukraine but just renamed to stop the civil war. We dont have that much influence other than a 103 million population which is constantly rising. We have great connections with the US and Germany

>>736312188
>Its DNA based.
Time travel is DNA based? Are you some sort of retard?

Alright then. Unsupported formats bla bla. Name one simple invention you are able to reproduce (by drawing) that we don't know of yet; ie. a Google search for the invention won't yield results. Has to be something simple like I dunno, a pressure cooker or a home appliance. I won't believe home automation tho; cuz that would be too easy.

>>736312466
Come on anon, let us play along and let OP live his fantasy. It's interesting to discuss the possible future.

>>736312536
That is not how time travel works, you see time is circular and the only to get to the past is not to go travel backward into the past but to travel forward until you loop back into the past. I used to do it all the time.

>>736312285
>Convincing story?
I dont undestand by what you mean story. Im not reading this of anything...
>>736312347
Firstly North Korea got invaded by the but the Koreans were able to defend major points. The South helped the North with soldiers and as a result the Koreas were reunited as the South Korean government refused to remove their soldiers from the North. We still do not know if the South Koreans payed the chinese to invade the north for this tactic to work. Also They are still separated in reality as the North gets rebuilt with charities worldwide financing it's restructure.

>>736312703
Yeah I watched that episode of Futurama too

>>736312536
It's not fun when you can pretty much narrow down OP's age, country of origin and level of education based on the complete lack of quality he delivers. He has done no research and he pretty much sums up the average american 20 year old's understanding of recent events and our world. This is shit quality fiction.

For example: If Dolan gets a heart attack in Korea there would be a shitstorm and speculations over an assassination. Fascism carries such a social stigma that no nation state will ever adopt it in its pure form as an ideology. Deporting back 1 million people is a slow and expensive process likely to take a lot more time.

Not to mention he states NOTHING on the impact of time travel on modern society.

If you want to play pretend with a 20 year old Chad who knows pornhub, xbox and cheetos and banks on your lack of knowledge on THE Ukraine then be my guest.

>>736308536
>I'm a Kievan-born

fake and gay.
by 2020 Ukraine will be more destroyed than Palestine.

>>736312530
DO IT FAGGOT

>>736312703
So you all can Time Travel and decide to go to fucking 2017.... Like.. You fuckers are so God damn full of shit its hillarious. WHY 2017. Why . Makes 0 fucking sense.

>>736312788
>Firstly North Korea got invaded by the but the Koreans were able to defend major points. The South helped the North with soldiers and as a result the Koreas were reunited as the South Korean government refused to remove their soldiers from the North. We still do not know if the South Koreans payed the chinese to invade the north for this tactic to work. Also They are still separated in reality as the North gets rebuilt with charities worldwide financing it's restructure.

What happens to US forces stationed in Korea after the war? Do they fight? Do they remain stationed in Korea post-war?

>>736312466
>>736312703
This is more of reliving your ancestors past, the ancestor feels a black out as you control their body for a limited time. I myself am not physically present in your time but im using my fathers 19 year old body to type this out.

For the future, if you get to experience this dont look at the genitals of your ancestors, I think I'm scared for life kek

>>736312788
It's impossible you fucknig degenerate kid. North Korea holds leverage in the form of their artillery being able to obliterate Seoul in 13 minutes. Like i said - 0 research. KYS

Tell me the Euro millions lottery numbers for this Friday.

>>736308536
That face when OP paid for about an hour and won't reply anymore

>>736312944
It's time to stop posting son.

>>736312885
My flux capacitor broke and I got stuck here. I want to go back to 20th century Hollywood to bang Audrey Hepburn. But I got stuck in this shitty time period, so fuck you.

>>736312875
:( You hurt my feelings anon.
I think you should make a thread to show us how it should be done

>>736308536
>Reunified Korea
>2019

I hope this is true.

>>736312875
Considering I never took on history i have to research most of everything to know what you are on about then yes i am at that level of education, Im not a fucking scientist that knows how the system for time travel works, please tell me how the DNA is cut into little fragments down to the basic detail. Im telling you what I know.
>>736312876
You are so fucking wrong
>>736312885
to investigate an infiltrator in the Ukrainian army administration which leaked documents to Novorussia
>>736312918
They didnt fight at all i dont think, and yes they are helping to rebuild the North. Its a painly slow process
>>736313032
I was meant to say invaded by the Chinese my bad, sorry

>>736308536
>calls himself a man
impossible.
the future doesn't have those you delusional cis-fuck

>>736313261
That idea almost brought the US to war in the early 2020s. We learned this as the Social Justice Movement in the US kek

>>736308536
fuck you. I was in 2050 and I didn't see you there.

liar.

>>736313064
22 39 14 28 2 8 19

>>736313260

Then explain to me in any fucking way how China would accept that

The whole reason they remain allied to NK is to create a buffer zone to which the US won't base themselves, and threaten Chinese interests

For 2 years it makes 0 fucking sense,especially if it's such a major disaster (world war iii kickoff level event)

Time looper here, I can prove that I am from the future. Watch me make a prediction: By next year, no one is going to be playing with those fucking fidget spinners anymore because the surgeon general discovers that they cause autism. Just watch, it is going to happen.

>>736308536
Will you fight with this guy when you get back to your time? >>736303315

>>736313516
It doesnt kick shit off, Russia was too poor to do anything, China was paid by the Koreans to do this... (This is basically a new 9/11 conspiracy for us) no one knows why but nothing major results out of it other than the koreas being reunified and China using that money to build more cities for military practises

>>736313591
i'm from the future. what's a fidget spinner?

>>736308787
I don't think you need a time traveller to know the answer to that.

>>736313705

Then allow me to ask from a more optimistic point of view about what you know of Australia 2017 to 2050

>>736313829
What's Australia?

>>736313829
nothing happens. Crocodiles fuck. thats pretty much it

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>>736312188
So basically Assassin's Creed. Got it.

>>736313829
Tell me something about Peru in your time, you wont know because you dont care, same as me right now. Apparently all i am aware off it that the coral reef is gone and majority of sea life is in the middle of 'restarting' and many creatures are dying while others are thriving. Swimming is prohibited and aussie science guys ensured a 'no human' zone around the area to protect it from any more human contact... for you guys its somehow a big deal

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>>736308536
what's the next breaking news/terror attack? the date is 6/19/2017 and what date does it take place on?

>>736314057
Its funny you say that i just looked it up and its is infact very similiar but in that virtual world you re-live what they experienced while we get to control out ancestors. to be quite honest i think the US developed this technology with the help of aliens but i guess we will never know.

>>736314128
Dublin in ireland gets an attack in your current summer and later on too. Since most of europe become fascist in the 2020s attacks stop happening until then.
However England, France, Netherlands, Germany, Czechia and Scotland get attacked multiple times

>>736314128
>>736314403
Scotland becomes independant and Ireland reunifies too. The fall of EU greately staggers Ireland and Britain for half a decade

>ITT: 22 rich faggot from 2050 bribes his overseer to play around in his ancestors memories through neurons to talk to people on 4chan
how much of a loser do you have to be to sit here and make this shit up

>>736314498
I work for the government and Im 21. The education system around the world changes after we start to implant chipsets into the brain. I specifically was chosen for my position because of my attributes and I did bribe the overseer

>>736314688
notice how you answered questions I didn't even ask yet you didn't answer the one question I did ask you

>>736314848
Im not making this up,


For your information this is what i wanted to tell you guys. 9/11 wasnt an inside job and the fuel greately weakened the towers structure hence why they both fell so straight. Life from outside Earth does exist on Jupiters moon Europa

When GTA 6 Will come?? In What city it will be?? :DD

>>736308536
How did you calculate WHERE to go in spacetime, given things like HUP or a general lack of static reference for the true motion of the earth.

>>736315574
This has always been the thing that bothers me most whenever time travel is discussed.

>>736315574
GPS

I probably wont be alive for this how do I confirm?

>>736315574
i said above how it works
>>736315320
GTA 6 is based in 3 cities, you find out which ;) and it comes out in 2021

>>736308536
Are you a Russian speaking Jewish Asian nigger, are there still true white people left?

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>>736308536

How many people purchase Fallout: 4 VR (tm)

If this happens, I'm going to flip shit, because it has a 0.00000001% chance of being real.

>>736308536
So what is the average life span of a human in 2028 and 2050, and do antibiotic resistant bacteria ever become a big problem as people speculate it will today?

>>736316689
1.1 million sales on ps4 an pc
400k sales on xbox when it gets its own VR set

Really op? Theres NO way you can attach proof if this? Use an old camera? Pffft. Im out of here.

GIVE US GOOD INVESTMENT IDEAS YOU FUCK.

>>736317053
IBM, Microsoft, Bitcoin (It will rise to over 10k a coin)

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WHAT A BRIGHT FUTURE!!

does McGregor or Mayweather win?

>>736317365
McGregor by KO

>>736308536
who wins 2017 super bowl?

>>736308536
I am also a time traveler OP, I am from the year 2075
Sorry to tell you but you will die on this mission
You will be raped to death by a pack of queer niggers

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>>736308536
OP when does the next space related disaster occure, which nation does it happen to, and what caused it? Hell if you can tell me everything you know about it i would greatly appreciate it.

Is graphine as successful as they thought? Worth investing? If so which company is the most valuable that produces it?

>>736317524
Pittsburgh Steelers

>>736313409
You were in a fake 2050. Right next to the fake moon landing site.

>>736317991
Humans land on the moon in 2033 and set up a base there

>>736317934
not that im aware of, btw we run out of sand for cement

>>736308927
>Medvedev regime

Aхaхaххaхaхaхa, бляяя. Oчeнь cмeшнo. Meдвeдeв нe являeтcя caмocтoятeльнoй пoлитичecкoй eдиницeй. Oн был в Taндeмe c Пyтиным кaк paз пoтoмy чтo oн был бeзoпaceн.

When's the next big earthquake (7+) going to hit the central europe region?

Do ppele still eet meet?

>>736308536
What happens to Turkey?

>>736318592
where the fuck did you go OP faggot answer my question

>>736308714
Communism was created by cia
Basically an excuse to attack innocent people and countries

>>736320182
Karl Marx was CIA?

>>736320320
Can't be that shocking to you
Bin Laden was cia as well
The world is a stage. People in wealth and power are just players.
They have their own entrance and exits.

Does Nigel Farage become the PM of the UK?

>>736320561
The CIA wasn't founded until after WWII, you fucking moron. Karl Marx died in 1883, fucking retard

>>736308536
Is something gonna happen to finland in 2017 or in later years?

>>736320720
Naw fam the CIA is the templars

Anons next mission is to Egypt to found the assassins

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Thread is for newfags. Lol.

>>736308536
What happens to venezuela?

I am a travel from 2060 where traps are no long considered gay.

Has the technological singularity occurred yet?

I'm not buying it. A Reunified Korea in just 2 years from now seems impossible. With the two threatening nuclear war and shit against each other and get resolved in two years, fuck, maybe even less (since they are still fighting while I'm posting this), seems like bullshit. Also, this story sounds like John Titor, who we all know now was completely fake. So, if you are real, tell us the mechanics and math of the time machine, so we can send it to a scientist or something.

When does personal space travel become a thing? And what will be required?