Cringest moment of your life between ages 9-13 that still

>>736306090
Fuck off Jeemz

When I was 13 I was at my cousins birthday party.

This was several years ago so the music that was playing at the time was Nelly - Hot in Here.

I started dancing with my cousin Emily who was 12 but was kind of chubby and had big tits and a nice ass.

She starts grinding her ass into my crotch and I start playing with her tits and this goes on for several songs before we realize all the adults are looking at us, and then we realized we had basically just got out of hand and started dry fucking each other in a room full of people.

She's my first cousin and my Grandma watch me kissing her on the neck and running one hand up her shirt and the other down her pants.

It escalated quickly and then came to an abrupt halt. Teenage hormones lol.

>>736306524
Damn, that sounds painful

I don't have any from that age but about 5 years ago I was 24 and fat as fuck and decided to go swimming even though I was ashamed of my body. To overcome some nerves I pregamed some booze in my car and it was going okay, found a spot put my towel down etc. Then I went to one of those lazy river rides with the donut floaties. There was a huge line and we were single filed into the lazy river as people were getting off. It was my turn and I basically couldnt get in the fucking donut hole and ended up upside down in the water with my ass hanging out and all I could hear were people laughing their assess off as I was floating away mooning everyone. Still haunts me.

>>736306682

What was really painful was never actually getting to fuck Emily after playing with her nipples and fingering her.

I was 13 years old I had to jerk off for like a week straight to get over that and then thought I was straight in love with her.

Luckily we didn't see each other for a while and then she got really fat.

So no more weird feelings lol.

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I've kind of masturbated under the sheets with my mom and younger sister being in the same room. It was totally obvious for my mom and she gave me angry looks all the time. I just thought that she doesn't realize what I'm doing, as it was a new thing to me. I didn't even have an erection, it was just my two fingers forming a circle and moving.

>>736306729
>bullied as an adult

>>736306874
>tfw clearly you didn't see her because of the incident
>tfw she's madly in love with you
>the she gained weight from being suppressed and detained from you

>>736307434
Not really bullied. I put myself in that situation and faced the consequences

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>>736307498

>>736306090
How about you think about that memory so much it stops being cringy? It worked for me.

>>736307700
It's probably true. Reality is fucked.

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>>736306090
over it man i don't remember anything before 2016
thank you alcohol

>>736307586
You got made fun of pretty badly and it still haunts you. You probably convince yourself you're not as far anymore due to trauma but come on mang, accept it.

tbh nothing that happened before the age of 20 keeps me up at night. although i did heaps of cringy shit during those ages.

>>736307434
m8 you gotta own that fatness, it's not healthy okey, but fucking own it! Imagine you're like a fucking grizzly bear sex tank and that every girl would be lucky to even talk to you.

>be me
>age 8 I think
>trying to sleep, can't though due to coming down off Ritalin
>hear noises coming from my dad's room
>go to his door
>streeeep...hmph...streeeeep...hmph
>open door, concerned
>dad is on all fours
>mom is reeming him with a strap-
on
>dad has ball-gag on
>"mommy? daddy?!"
>mom stops and stares at me
>" what have I told you, hon? Call me Merle"
>shut door and go back to room
>cry meself back to sleep.

>>736308233
Pussy. Not cringe just sad.

ok /b/ prepared
>be 12, almost 13. neved kissed a girl, too asperger.
>since 11 used to make pc "games" with an open sonic engine
>present myself as a "programmer" trying to seem cool and stuff that only I understood
> all my classmates think im fucking autist
>will be on new school next year
>obsessed with smallville, bought a lot of scottish shirts and tried to have clark's hair
cont

>>736308233
ay my sides
>streeeeep
>merle

>>736308475
>doing a cont after 6 lines of greentext
fucking attentionwhore I swear

>>736308475
You know you can post a shit ton of text right? You don't need to
>cont
Or else you just seem like an attention seeking
>cunt

>>736308475
>obsesssed with smallville
holy fucking autism kek

>>736306524
>No greentext

>>736308475
No shit. we want the full story, faggot

>>736308062
Reply of the year

>>736308475
sorry guys, thought thread was too slow and didnt want it to die before I finish
>also obsessed with turkish film "kurtlar vadisi"
>always said random turkish words that I didnt know the meaning
>told my friend that I knew turkish and when they asked me to talk, I would shoot alll of those random words together
>suddenly noticed it, woke up
>noticed I'm no programmer
>never getting clark's hair
>never getting girl
>NEW YEAR IS ABOUT TO COME
>new school wanted us to give an admission exam
>they were testing a new modality, saturday classes a full month before the exam, would get us all on the same level
>saturday classes
>I'm there, alone, thinking I'm the cool misterious guy
>blue scottish shirt, clark's hair attempt
>see her there, Lana Lang
>she looked exactly like her, I gotta make a move
>Hello, what you doin
>oh hi, just waiting for the class, you?
>oh nothin just got out of the bathroom
>oh
>what's your name
>Carla
>Nice to meet you, im *anon*
>and what do you do for fun anon?
oh shit mein

>>736309187
stop teasing us, anon.
Get on with it.

>>736309187
>have to go school on saturday
>steal daddy's glock
>rek some niggers
>???
>profit

>>736309187
>Well, I make pc games or practice my turkish (proud look)
>what?? really? say something
>Kurtlar vadisi guununde, show TV
>woah what does it mean
>"more or less that school is boring"
>haha ok
>hey can I have your msn
>(gives me sister's msn, found out months later. never talked or seen her during vacations)
>saturday classes finish. went good. still have classes at old school for a month
>tell everyone I got me a girlfriend named Carla, who looked exactly like Lana lang
>friends believe me
>learned how to say i love you on turkish
>school finishes, new school puts exam results on the door
>go every fucking day and stare at the door, just in case she shows up
>nuffin
>wait until vacations end
>first day of classes
>finally got to see carla
>go full ape, run to her and catch her, strong hug
>im so happy to see you
>what
>you never got online, i wrote you a lot
>yeah... i gave you my sister's msn because i dont have one, sorry
>oh ok. do you like chocolate?
>yeah who doesnt
>***make the trick*** Oh look what was on your ear
>make appear giant stick of chocolate
>thank you?... I will go to bathroom, just wait here anon
never came back from bathroom

>>736309990
Rip

>she's on another class, and in every break i look for her
>i didnt have friends, all i did was to look for her
>when i find her, I follow her and stick to her, she's unfonfortable all the time, dont realize until now
>follow her everywhere, wtf
>one day I get out of the bathroom
>cool guy gets close to me, asks me if I know carla
>thought he wanted her for himself, so I got offended.
>"Listen, I met her at saturday classes and I think she's *INTERRUPTED*
>Look man, she talked to me. she said she doesnt know you, that you're fucking weirdo, and you follow her everywhere. Im gonna ask you to fucking stop that because you make her scared
fucking lex luthor
>activate krypton super powers
>punch that guy on the nose
>he beat the shit out of me
>go home listening to smallville soundtrack
>get on my pc and deleted all of my games
sometimes i see the girl in the streets, shes happy as fuck, she sometimes recognizes me, i can tell by her scared look

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>>736306090
>be doing short plays in english class
>me and bunch of girls in a group
>come to part in play where it says to throw ball at girl
>mentally stop and wonder what that means I should do
>girls are talking about some other non-class shit
>don't want to be the brown-nosing student, so don't say anything
>next day: performances
>get to part in play
>freeze, realize "oh, maybe I should have spoke up"
>suddenly realize the whole class is staring at me standing there silently
>snap back to reality too quickly, move fast to try to make time start again to catch up
>huck ball at her face
>hits her
>mumble through the last few lines of the play, no one's listening
>one of her friends gets up and cradles and consoles her, while she's on the verge of tears
>no one says anything to me about it, just looks at me weird ever after

>>736309990
>kurtlar vadisi

That Gary Busey movie is hilarious

>>736310730
The fuck were you supposed to do

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>Be me, 11
>had a crush on a cute girl from my class.
>I just approached her randomly when she was surrounded by her female friends and asked:
>"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
>She was very confused and didn't know what to say.
>"I need some time to think about it anon."
>I agreed
>Approach her literally one fucking hour later
>"So? Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
>She just said "Yes, sure", giggled with her friends and walked away.
>I was so fucking happy to have my crush as a girlfriend
>Spend the rest of the day thinking about her and staring at her in class
>4 hours fast forward
>Be on PE lesson
>One of the girls says that she's not in a relationship with me anymore
>whatthefuck
>"Why?"
>"She got a new boyfriend"

>mfw My first relationship lasted for 4 hours
>mfw I haven't even talked to her once during those 4 hours
>mfw after few years I realised she just said "yes" so I will fuck off and not because she actually wanted to be with me

>being caught masturbating in "experimental" period

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>>736310953
Detail, anon..detail

>>736310881
Not physically assault a woman

Literally no one else experienced the context for the event that I did, so I just looked like an asshole

Like I needed something more to fuel my performance anxiety

>>736311101
>BDSM, crossdressing period
>mom and sister walks in
the rest is deleted by my brain

>>736306090
I used to listen secretely to my brothre's cassettes. On the outside, I pretended I hate his taste. I was then caught listening to siouxsie and the bansheez; I was so ashamed that I hid under the bed and my bro's calmness and assurance that it is ok and I can even have the tape only made it worse somehow. I still cringe today at 35, it was fucking embarrasing.

>>736311367
Siouxsie is cool, yet I totally know that feeling.

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>>736311367
Actually you shouldn't be cringing, anon, my brother hates my math rock music but if i caught him listening to my records i would be stoked even if he did what you did

>Be me, be like 7, can't remember
>At neighbours house, my little bro had a friend there
>In upstairs room and my bro's friend's little sister is there, she's like 3
>They leave the room and after a while I try to convince her my dick is candy
>Turn around and Mum is watching from outside the room
>Asks what candy do I have, I say none and run out
>Still keeps me up at night when I think of it. Super cringe. 30 now.
>I was a child, but it was still pretty close to the bone.

>>736306090
>be 9
>show my 4 year old cousin the "one eyed snake" as i called it

>stay up every night wondering if it will be brought up one day as we are both adults now

>>736311567
Fucking alpha

>>736311310
undelete it

>>736312020
All i can say it i had a ton of lube, a furthread open on my tv through HDMI and I was delivering as OP in another thread. My sister never talked to me after that and mom was distant

>>736312120
god damn

>>736312120 what happene, anon

>>736312120
lol please explain

>>736312120
its ok
this is your family now

>>736312020
>my mom and sister suddenly began kissing sensously
>they took off their shirts and jeans and began slowly rubbing their moist vaginas
>I laid there in bondage as they continued rubbing their hot bodies against each other
>they began approaching me and since I had a gag on I couldn't stop them
>my father and uncle walked in and started fucking them
>my grandmother and her dirty slutty retriver began humping me
>I suddenly realized I had invited the football team over
>The doorbell went off and I herad them walking up to the action
>as we all were fucking eachother the cheerleading team crashed the party
>the sluttiest of the cheerleaders laid upon me and began stroking my cock slowly
>She looked innocently into my eyes and smiled
>her hand was speeding up, OH IT FELT SO GOOD
>IM ALMOST THERE
>just as I thought I was about to cum she stopped
>the end

>>736311367
Bruh wtf, Siouxsie and The Banshees is one of the best goth bands out there. I always get a hard on listening to "Monitor" because of how sexy yet powerful Siouxsie's voice is.

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> 13 years old
> Like a girl in my class
> Leave cringiest love note folded up on desk declaring my love for her
> see her and friends kind of avoiding me
> I think they're onto me
> Dive across tables, luckily grab note before she gets back to desk
> tear it up
> she goes on to be one of the hot chicks

> I sat next to her for the rest of that year (fixed seating places).

> TFW she didn't get to read the note

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>>736312886

> 9 - 10 years old
> Liked girl up my street
> Would write her love notes and post them through her mailbox which I'm sure her family read and laughed at or thought I was a psycho.

> She never replied

Tim N, from the 716.

If you're reading this...you know who I am and you know what I'm talking about.

By the way...Kirby's Air Ride was always a blast.

>>736313088
>>736313088
What lmao

>>736313088
haha Tim here, I remeber the good ol days, 'specially that gold fish incident aha

>>736306090

had a number of cringey moments
greentexted here every single one
nothing to cringe again

>>736312844
>>736311509
>>736311537


dude I love siouxsie, but that feeling was unexplainable and totally irrational

>>736313367
You've done good, anon

When I was a kid english wasn't my first language, so I didn't really know what it meant but when we played dodge ball in the courtyard, I kept yelling yolo swag everytime I threw the ball. Just writing about it hurts me physically

>>736307884
> ur a victim, now start feeling sorry for yourself!
Shit happens. It's haunting because it's negatively memorable, something to learn from, not use as a crutch.

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> On holiday with family
> masturbate every morning (just started morning masturbation, shits cash)
> Every day go to main room (2nd floor)
> Jack it butt naked hard, epic orgasm
> Curtains are not drawn, owner of house (renting) is directly in garden
> I was on display jacking it in a spread eagle position

>>736308475
>>be 12, almost 13. neved kissed a girl, too asperger

no, faggot.

most people here are 20+ and didn't yet kiss a girl.

also, at 12-13 you're only a retarded kid who doesn't even remotely know about what the fuck is happening with his own hormones

>>736313316
haha goodtimes, like when we licked eachothers assholes to see what all the fuss is about

>>736313825
I am super aspergic and my first two girlfriends in highschool asked me out, *sigh* my first girlfriend is a Singaporean model now.

>>736313825
Not programmer fag, but I lost my virginity at 14

My step father abusing me

>>736314355
Jawa Liu.

I miss you.

>>736306874
Getting with your cousins used to be cool, born 100 years too late fam

>>736314495
Should have abused him back.

>>736314495
You deserved it, asshole. Why the hell did you mAke your parents break up? Why did you let your father be cucked by another man as mommy gets slammed by a financial cruth? Why the hell did you fuck everyone's life up so badly? I'm fuckin ashamed of you, buddy.

>>736314612
I agree with this guy. Why did you do it, buddy

>>736313687
how'd the neighbour see into the second floor from the garden?

>be me, 11 years old
>get super into naruto and start doing all the jutsus with my friends at recess and even teach myself random japanese words
>decide to start drawing naruto for fun
>flash forward a year
>try to watch porn but parents catch and disable adult sites
>get desperate desu
>suddenly get an idea.jpg
>draw naruto characters nude in a sketchbook thinking I could get good at art and draw my own porn
>get risky one day and bring it to school in case of boredom
>come back from bathroom and it's gone
>look over at cute girl I had a crush on and she's blushing
>eyes wide open
>run sonic speed to her desk and she's looking at sakura
>"why are her tits so big anon??"
>never recovered
>flash forward to senior year, bulked up and look 8/10, grew out of weeb phase
>see her again
>ask her out and she says she liked me but it's too late cause she has a boyfriend she'd been with for years
>said she thought the incident was cute and was teasing me
>tfw I almost had it
>tfw I have no face

Keeps me up and I get all sweaty and have to take the covers off haha

>>736314612
what the fuck is a financial cruth?

>>736306090
Had this 10/10 girl who liked me a lot
we were talking etc
one day i stopped talking to her
(autism mode went on)
I liked her profile pic and she asked me if i want to hang out with her
and i told her
'' Just because i liked your pic doesnt mean i like you leave me alone''

6 years have passed and i still dont know why i did that

>>736316745
I have a feeling the roles were actually reversed and you were the one who asked her to hang out

>>736316907
no fam
she liked me a lot
and i went full retard

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>>736306729
>24+5=19
b8n him!

>>736306090
>At school
>Year 2
>We are all running around the room doing the activity the teacher sets for us
>I see this kid and I decide that he pissed me off
I never really talked to Ryan, but I didn't like him much. Not sure why.
>I write him a note and put it inside his tray
Every student gets a tray in the classroom so you can store things.
>The note is not very long but I can't remember much but it said "when me and my boys see you at the next break we are going to beat you up".
>I put the note in Ryans tray and then I continue with the activity.
So I keep my eye on Ryan and I see him open his tray and I see him read my note. He goes to the teacher and she looks at the note... and she recognises that it's my fucking handwriting. She is fucking pissed.
>Calls me up infront of the class
IF I SHOWED THIS TO THE HEADMASTER YOU WOULD BE OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. IM GOING TO MAKE A DECISION ON IF I SHOULD TELL MRS KRIMLIN.
>Mrs Krimlin was some 60 year old strict teacher who taught my next year.
This was the final lesson before school ended and I ran to my mum and no one ever talked about this again until now.

>>736316632
Crutch*

Don't act like it's not your fault or change the subject.

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>Staying at my mom's friends house
>Her and her friends leave and let me use the computer
>play runescape
>go to google something
>porn searches pop up in the search bar
>in 13 year old mind, since it's already been searched up, it wouldn't matter if it was in the history
>search the terms already saved
>shitty celeb nude searches with no results
>computer eventually goes unresponsive
>panic and shut down PC
>Don't know password to log back in
>Fuck around until they get back
>Go upstairs to get something
>Hear downstairs guy yelling "WHO WAS LOOKING AT PORN ON MY PC?"
>His GF comes upstairs "Anon, it's okay to be looking up that kind of stuff"
>Mom was in the room when he was yelling
>Go outside and consider never coming back

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>10 years old
>Just found out about porn and figured out how sex worked
>decided to try it out with my brother
>brother is a bit slow in the head
>brother is also 3 years younger than me
>devised a plan to shower together with him bc he cant shower alone
>playing with his 7 year old dick for a bit
>lick the tip but thats it
>brother making a weird hissing noise
>looks up and realizes what i just did
>disgusted
>finishes up showering him and kicks him out the bathroom
>tfw when i technically fucking raped my brother.
>contemplate suicide for the past 9 years

>>736319948
I hope you hear that hissing noise on your death bed.

>>736319948
TOPKEK

originally posted this in ronald9k
>be me, 15 ish at the time
>pay to take this girl out to a few concerts
>always talk and hold hands but never say anything about getting together
>only girl ive ever held hands with
> 4th time we go out i devise a plan to ask her out subtlely
>meet up, her mom drivers us to the venue and leaves
>shes looking qt af
>waiting in line
>start to build courage to ask her out
> "you know s people are starting to ask if me and you are dating-"
>her "omg anon i just remembered, i have big news, i'm starting to date chad thundercar, he's two years older than me but im so happy"
>me "sounds like a cunt"
>her "ha ha good joke anon"
>had to sit through 3 hours of some shitty band i didnt care about while thinking about how cucked i was
>made no attempt to appear to care
>totally dysphoric, near tears
> on the way back she sat in the front seat and i sat in the back, a solitary tear fell from my eye in the dark
>never spoke to me again

>>736321076
I've been on 4chan for years and this is the most beta thing I've ever read.

You had her with you. Could have held hands, cuddled, kissed, ect. But no you let autism kick in and literally created an invisible barrier of thoughts and emotions instead of enjoying the moment. She thinks you're a weirdo and she's right. She would have loved a nice concert with a good guy who was still ballsy enough to be flirty/in control even though she has a bf. But no, you literally burn your bridges by being a moody little girl. Fuck you, bro. You don't deserve a woman.

Also thread says 9-13 yet you posted some from when you were 15. Still manage to be the most retarded.

Congrats

22222 for hardmode