I'm paralyzed for the rest of my fucking life and now live

You're using a phone, so you're not completely paralyzed. Apply yourself.

>>736301331
Okay thanks man. I'll crawl on my hands 13 miles to the nearest town and get a job now.

Well it looks like you will live a cozy existence. good luck mate.

Eternal vacation
Pick up some hobbies OP its not that bad

can you detail your paralysis

>>736301256
So story or what?

>>736301256
get intoo tabletop gamming and paint stuff , your arms still work don't they?

>>736301256
>>736301256
can you feel your weewee?
how do you poopoo peepee?

>>736301256
>roof over your head
>at least one parent loves you
>cable
Idk OP looks like you've got it pretty good

>>736301256

Learn programming deadbeat.

>>736301256
My cousin lost use of both of his legs as well, so I can sympathize with you somewhat OP, but life is what you make it. Start lifting and get swole. Be a cool wheelchair guy.

>>736301690
Thats the spirit man

>>736302711
you forgot:
>unlimited prescriptions

this cunt doesn't know he's born

>>736301256
Sorry to hear mate, maybe you could skill up on computers?

how anon get paralzye

You have nice toenails.

Shit Anon, that's terrible news. Feels sorry for you mate. How old are you and what happened to you?

>>736301256
you going to tell us why you're paralyzed or are you just fishing? HEY! you could FISH while paralyzed!

>>736301690
Seems like you've given up ive seen fuckers on youtube play battlefield 1 and get kills with one of those breathing tubes of your going to give up and feel sorry for yourself whats the point i know u got dealt a shit hand bro but loke u said it could be worse theres still life out there for you a different kind of life but life none the less

Childhood buddy of mine had a stroke in the 5th grade. Lost most use of his left side and has had numerous heart surgeries.

In 2004 he won gold at the Paralympic games in Athens.


You're not finished yet, OP.

>>736301256
>Start a computer scam business
>Convince old people they won a prize
>Ask for payment insurance money
>Become rich
>Profit?

Get cheap medical weed. That's what I'd do.

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>>736302760
It could be OP

>>736301256
Hello Stephen Hawking, president of England.

Lazy cunt.

You've been dealt shitty cards but you can still make good moves.
If you can get your ass in a wheelchair and get out and see the world, fucking do it.
Find something out there in the world that gives your life meaning.
A new hobby or passion?
Set some fuckin GOALS. Maybe with rehab? Maybe you want to go skydive in a wheelchair. Fuck knows. Maybe you just want to make art or music and get it out there.
Just fuckin do it.
You shouldn't sit around and mope.
Even if your stuck in a chair at home, try doing an online course.
Maybe try trading stock or Bitcoins. Forex? Anything to make use of your time and give your life new meaning.


Don't waste away watching tv all day.
There's still a world you can explore and contribute too. Even if you have little to offer now, develop yourself and find something you love.
Your life is more than your fucked up body. Good luck

>>736301690

Learn JavaScript, Nodejs, AngularJS and Ruby and Ruby on Rails and start building websites you lazy fuck

>>736303258
tl;dr

tryhard

>>736301256
no proof, so...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

itt: newfags

/thread

sage

>>736301690
Here some inspiration nigger
youtube.com/watch?v=FTGdopnMyAk

>>736301256
I love it that /b/tards that live in their mothers basement give you advise on how to succeed in life.

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I think I can walk again.

>>736301256
Become Lester from gta 5. I mean, learn coding man

>>736303667

>MEIN FUHRER...

>>736301256
What's worse than being paralyzed for the rest of your life and living in your dad's living room, I wonder?

>>736301256
You mean from the waste down?

Shit sucks. Have you ever thought about just ending it? Probably wouldn't see much point going on, myself, unless I could smoke pot and other drugs freely.

>>736303355
/thread

>>736303356
>>736303539
>>736303703
>>736303752
>>736303833
>>736303917
sftu

sage

>>736302947
>killing people on battlefield
Is this your idea of productive?

>>736303085
I've seen the paralympics.

And I've got to say, those athletes are not that impressive.

>>736303294
THIS, living the same life as you anon, and this has given me some motivation to do something other than lay down and watch TV

really, start with some basic javascript

walk it off faggot

>>736301256
If you got just 1 hand you can play video games still, I can teach you how.. I'm plat in Over watch, Diamond in heroes of the storm, and was MG in csgo.

Since you got free time the rest of your life become a pro gamer.

>>736304015
>came to /b/ just for the truth
>will not stand being lied to on /b/
>must stay in thread and inform everybody that op is a hack
Good use of your time, comrade

Next you're going to tell me the guy asking about the watches doesn't really want a watch.

>>736304241
>triggered
>taking the b8

newfags goona new

>>736304516
>newfags calling newfags newfags

Recently broke my back. I was very active before this it's driving me nuts I haven't been able to do anything in 7 weeks

>>736304799
the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>736304799
when you say do anything what percentage of your body is paralyzed?? bc if you got hands still you really dont have to worry with a computer

>>736305081
the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

sage

>>736305140
This guy is all butthurt lol

dude send me the wi you're obviously not using it

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>>736301256
Semi same here op, not paralyzed but lost a bunch of vision and memory. Spend my days smoking weed and being retired.

Really isn't that bad. I do whatever I want/can handle. Yeah my loss of function is shit and I wanted to kys the first year but a person gets used to things.

So yeah. Things could always be worse. I don't live with my family anymore, am out on my own now. Lttle harder but I have way more freedom and independence. Mostly spend my time smoking weed, vidya, hanging with friends. Not a bad life, once I got through the 1st year of suicidal ptsd...

People take their health for granted.

>>736305300
>not paralyzed but lost a bunch of vision and memory.

no proof

the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

sage

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>>736305365
>no proof


Haha who gives a shit. Just read, absorb. Faggot.

>>736305523
the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Can you still masturbate?

>>736305523
>Haha who gives a shit.

Someone does... and literally, people do donate shit for research, so...

cock fag

>>736301256
I'm going to sit on my ass all day tomorrow and not use my legs even though I can because you're a whiney cunt.

>>736305652
Yes my dad helps me

>>736305697
Your English sucks, russisafag

>>736305872
*you're

>>736305960
Actually no, it's
>your

Like I said, your English sucks. Back to the bread Line Ivan

>>736306147
Consult your nearest community college and take English 101, because "your" is wrong, Amerifat.

>>736306147
>your English sucks
>Back to the bread Line Ivan

--___--

>>736306314
>>736306244
Language barrier hard, huh

>>736306244
britbong triggered

>>736306244
>>736306314
Not sure if troll or retarded

>>736304905
>>736305140
Who cares? go find a trap thread, you enormous faggot.

It's not even like this is shit that never happens

>>736305697
>Someone does
Is that someone you?

You seem to be the only one up in arms about this.

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>>736301256
Thats a gross way to live op, sort your shit out and get a women

>>736304516
>I-it was bait guys, I swear! I so got you! XXXDDD!!!!!

>>736301256
Fucking troll. Thanks for the lol though...and the feets look clean.

All you pussies that say "just get a new hobby and exercise" cant fathom true misery. I don't know how anybody overcomes immobility. has to involve drugs or insanity.

>>736308049
I would personally go with drugs.

Not much different than my life as it is. And with drugs I can at least keep my mind occupied

>>736308200
Your life must suck. Also it would be harder for you since drugs are already your norm. you would just be losing something, not gaining a high.

>>736301256
stop crying my buddy was paralyzed from middle back down, he owns a business, won`t use a wheelchair at work, has leg braces, won`t use handicapped parking...you life is yours to make of it what you chose

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>>736301690

Put an ad on backpage, there are a lot of sick fucks that want to fuck a potato. All you have to do is lie there while they ram their nigger cocks in you asshole.

>>736308673
Fuck you shitbag. Not everybody's experience is the same. Just because your friend is doing financially well doesn't mean he isn't internally devastated. Eat shit and die you pretentious cunt.

>>736303833

Probably being born a nigger...or a jew.

>>736301256
Check out Benny Hinn. He might be able to help.

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Does your dick work at least? Can you still fap? If not... damn, bro...

>>736308851
You mean being stereotyped as mytholigically masculine or being wealthy and smart? Ya those sound so awful. Stupid scared racist pussy.

>>736309172

You sound like a nigger, delusional as usual

>>736309302
Im aryan you pussy and im proud of my genotype and not afraid of black people. You just have low testosterone and can't handle your insecurities. I always get along with people of ther races because they don't intimidate me.

>>736301256
you have no value anymore. Kys.

Step 1 op. Take out massive amounts of credit, spend it on wat evs. Never got to pay it back since gov cant touch disability income. U got no way to pay it back so even if u get sued. Ur good cuz they cant take ur stuff once u buy it with exeption of a car in ur name. Sell shit u buy when u get bored and hire backpage hookers. Dicks work parylized or not u still get pleasure chemicals. Might need viagra tho. Ur fucking set op. I suggest getting into drones n learning a new language. GG op

10 yrs n u get robotic legs courtesy of darpa initiative. Just hang in there

>>736301256
Still doing better than most of the world in terms of having shelter, electricity, food, internet, a fucking phone or computer, etc. Buck the fuck up and get a job. Telemarketing, data entry and things like that. Quit feeling sorry for your shit self, theres people far worse off than you.

>>736302909
I was trying to suck myself, slipped off the side of the bed and broke my neck.

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>>736301256
Whats his excuse?

>>736308827
blah blah blah...he did not sit at his parent`s house crying about his problems when he was injured....he started a small business , got married had a son ...LOL...such anger

No one's opinion in this thread matters. You all have functional legs.