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>Be me >Twelve and ready for a fucking great time with

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>Be me
>Twelve and ready for a fucking great time with a girl
>No girl will fuck me because I'm a girl myself
>No tits, so fuck off before you ask
> Anyways
>Get a crush on this Natasha girl
>She's Spanish and fucking pretty as hell
>Popular as fuck
>I'm friends with her
>Sit next to her at lunch
>I PUT MY FUCKING HAND ON HER THIGH
>She asks
"Anon, the fuck?"
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>It's nothing really, calm your tits Natasha
>I keep my hand on her thigh for the rest of lunch
>Her friends leave and throw the food or whatever the fuck they had
"Anon, stay here for a moment"
>Oh okay
"What the fuck was that? Are you hitting on me? You gay or something?"
>Me? A homo? Uh, no-no
"Well, I'm not gay. But you should keep doing that. It makes me feel... turned on?"
>That is the right word
>HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN HER ON MORE
>I look at my hands and wonder what more my hands could do
>Pic is hand


Lets see how anon could possibly mess this up
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Uninstall your life.
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Show me your pussy and I'll give you great advice lol
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>>736287621
OP, you're a faggot
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>>736287621
Show titless chest
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>>736288074
Clearly I am
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>>736287621
even if "no tits", you gotta post tits. post those fucking mosquito bites.
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Show them titties faggot
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>>736287879
I'm planing on it, thought you guys would laugh at my fucking failure of a life
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Don't commit sudoku
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>>736287621
Tits soon, wait a fucking moment
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>>736287621
Groom her. Keep touching her till it's gets farther and farther. Then finger her honeypot.
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>>736288617
You do realise this is past tense anon?
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tits or gtfo
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>>736287621

Underaged b& v&

MODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here you fucking go, I'll get a better one in the next part

>I am still touching the fucking idiot
>I've touched her pussy and heard her moan my name
"Anon, I want you to finally fuck me"
>Holy fuck. Really?
"Yes, please. now."
>I fuck her like beast, ask for story and you horny fucks will get it
>We've been doing it for weeks
>School drama and shit happens
>I ask her out
"Fuck off, we're fuck buddys. Well, only I get fucked. But still."
>Well, it was worth a shot
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Heres the fucking pic, I forgot it
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>>736287621
Go for the clit and stop being a faggot.
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"And then I wake up, also I'm a horny guy with small hands"
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>>736288816
>>736287621

a 12yo faglet writing neverending gay stories?

how realistic
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>>736288941
What an original plot twist
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>>736288895
timestamp fag
then we'll talk
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>>736289012
Eat my ass
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>>736288895

clearly that's an elbow
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>>736289039
FUCK, I FORGOT THAT
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MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M O D S
O
D
S
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>inb 404 b& v&
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>>736289145
FUCK OFF, NO ONE EVEN CARES
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Here's a pic of my girl eating my ass so you guys dont have to jerk off to this 12 year old's faggot fantasy.
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literally a 12 yo girl is getting more action than 90% of guys on here
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Fine, I was 18
geez
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>>736289231
too old
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>>736289233

but she's getting it while wearing jeans, that's not action, it's only dem usual 12yo faggotry
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I doubt this post is real but in essence , homosexuality is a mental illness in most cases, in others it is a learned behavior how when a child identifies with the wrong parent. The degeneracy that this practice entails corrupts the spirit.all these kids who are being brainwashed into thinking gay is ok are facing a lifetime of mental health problems, plus with the higher rates of permiscuity among the homos, the probability of contracting a disease is higher. It is not natural behavior, one common excuse brought up to legitimize in normalcy is the fact that there are rare cases of homosexual activity found in the animal kingdom..well just like many mental illness found in man, they also may afflict animals for example down syndrome can be found in wildlife..
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seriously asking for MODS
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>>736289288
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OP abandoned after timestamp got called out
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>>736289413
>>736289231

someone is dumping random instagram pics here
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what are we still doing here
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>>736289397
You're a fucking retard, kys
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>>736288111
>>736288238
>>736288192
This.
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I have a girlfriend, I'm not fucking lying

I have a bad fucking camera
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>>736289796
barely readable, but good enough
what is your request
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I was actualy 18

Calm your fucking tits. I said twelve because why not bait?
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>> take shirt completely off
>> write timestamp on chest (between mosquito bites) backwards in sharpie
>> go in bathroom
>> take selfie in mirror
>> make sure image only includes waist to face
>> ?
>> $profit$
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>>736289796
I think that's a pic of tits maybe? You must be using the same camera all the bigfoot believers use.
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>>736287621
First OP, tits or.gtfo, those are the rules

Second stop being a faggot,

Third, your underage b&
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then

MODS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, my requests are simple

Do you guy actually know who to get girls? If so, how?

Can you guys tell me the worst thing you've done to get a girl?

More pics will come soon. Heres the paper
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>>736290177
I once cried silently in bed late at night because I couldn't get a girl, then I replied to this post, it worked perfectly you should try it too.
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Nobody gives two shits about "the paper"
>>736289955
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>>736290177
you just said you were 12?
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>>736290396
I'm not twelve, I'm older than that
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>>736290355

ROLLIN
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>>736290478

12 and a half
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>>736290478
:thinking emoji:
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>>736290525
Not even fucking close
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Ebik bread
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>>736288451
*sushi
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Can I get more answers?
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>Be me
>7 months, fat single and ready to pringle
>it's baby fat I swear
>Mum walks into living room where I'm playing my drums
>she pats me on the bum without saying a word and then says "let's get you out of those clothes"
>at this moment all of my spaghetti is falling from my pockets and I came and started farting
>she escorts me to a high table where she proceeds to undress me.

cont?
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>>736290973
yis
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>>736287621
Post ass.
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>>736290779
omg someone posted in a dead thread, archive for our grandchildren to see.
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>>736290906
NO GET FUCKED
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>>736290906

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

underaged b& v&
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>>736290973
Yeah, please do
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>>736291078
How nice
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>>736289397
Why are you scared of Jews fag, cause they put subliminal messaging in muh tvs and muh music telling you to fuck Tyrone and shit crap mixed beebehs? stop sucking at the teat of westerner ameritard drivel pumped through the shit crap you hate but cant stop listening to and go outside I think youll find there is a minimal amount of Jewish leprichauns to ruin your day faggot
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>>736289614
Your probably a gay, when you've squandered your youth living in debauchery doing perverted things, and your at that age where it's too late for you to find a good man or honest woman to start a family with, when you realized you fucked up, then your probably gonna kill yourself ...
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>whole thread screaming tits or gtfo like herd of fucking autists
you cunts seem to misunderstand

if a girl posts on here asking for something of yours, whether it's attention, vagina privilege or fucking whatever, the exchange rate is tits for goods and services
Op is not asking for anything
She's providing you cunts with a green text that wouldn't have made sense without the admission she is a girl that is a lesbian
She's not asking for anything from you
She doesn't have to give tits
She's already giving a fucking story
For fuck sake
When will summer be over

And op you're a weak bitch for giving free tits and a shitty free green text story to a bunch of summerfags
Considering you didn't even timestamp and "forgot" I'd assume you're only here for summer, too
Everyone in this thread can fuck off
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>>736291231
Fuck up spaggot
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>>736290906
youre telling me youre not 12?
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>>736291280
also, she's 12yo, that is, underaged.

M O D S
O
D
S
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>>736291164
I've been researching history for 14 years and I arrived at this conclusion on my own. Go suck Evangelical dick you brainwashed goy.
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>>736291280
You can fuck up too nobody cares about your gay arse rules go raid habbo fag
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>>736291280
I'm here to fuck with people, that's what I do. Besides, I'm just going to fuck off anyways
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>>736291019
>starts playing with my arse
>teasing me with a cold damp tissue running it along my junk and arse
>I laugh because it tickles and feels great
>she laughs too and with genuine love in her eyes says you're so cute and rubs her nose on mine
>she then proceeds to blow into my stomach and make fart noises
>this kills the boner
>I'm still down though she must be into some kinky shit.
>Suddenly we hear the front door open and a man yell "Honey, I'm home" what a fucking Mongoloid using that line
>Oh wait, shit, dad is home and I'm still naked with my mother bending over me.
>It's too late he enters the room.
>sees me and mum and chuckles
>all of my what
>"guess it's not so bad, huh?" he says
>mum laughs and nods.

She still does this same routine to me every day, even my dad does sometimes, my family is a bunch of freaks.
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>>736290906
More?
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>>736291397
>>736291456
But no fucks were given.
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I'm not fucking twelve, and I'm leave you fuckers now
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>>736291591

you're a dude, and a faggot as well
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>>736291591
you said you were twelve in first post fucktard try harder next time your boobs look like a fat guys tits
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>>736289231
>>736289231
>my girl eating

she should stop that for a little while.
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>>736291642
THIS
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>>736289361
lol. Name my band.

>>736291231
>Your
Wrong.
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