Story time, kiddos. >be 13 year old me >has no friends,

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Continue le story

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>my first day I join the chatrooms. There are three links to different chatrooms, with rules written above the links
>The rules are stuff like "No swearing, no insulting, no spamming," etc.
>"No online dating" is one of 'em
>I go into the most populated chat, introduce myself, and make a few buddies
>Some people have crowns next to their username
>they are mods
>I try talking to some
>mfw they completely ignore me
>turns out they only ever talk to other mods, or well known users who have been around for a while
>these well known users, being buddies with the mods and all, are pretty much above the law on this website
>check my pms
>it's this dude name Sean
>He sends a "welcome" message to every new user
>mfw the newest registered user changes almost every five minutes
>mfw this motherfucker is always online
>he gets to every single one
>He's so good at what he does, that the owner of the website offers to make him a mod
>it's the ultimate honor on this website. Guarantees instant fucking popularity
>all the girls panties will go wet at the sight of your pixelated crown
>everyone wants to be a mod
>the motherfucker refuses the offer
>he becomes a legend for this
>instead of becoming a mod, he ends up becoming a link between the peasent civilians and the mods
>whenever mods aren't present to see a rule get broken, people would normally send reports to them via pms. However, mods didn't want to deal with that
>Sean becomes the guy who everyone sends their reports to. He goes out of his way to check the chat logs each time to verify that the report is not false
>thanks to him, the crime rates on this website are low
Now, let me tell you something about 13 year old me. I was a little bitch with no friends, had an annoying voice, and repulsed everyone I tried to be friends with in real life. Because of this, I was desperate to become as liked and popular as I possibly could on this website, even if I had to take advantage of people in the process. cont.

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BUMMMPP

How slow are you at typing OP?

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>I become buddies with Sean
>I suck up to him and constantly report rule-breakers to him
>my tattle-telling is so frequent, that he doesn't even ask for proof anymore. I just tell him that someone did something, and he tells one of the mods to ban the guy.
>I patiently await the day he starts talking about me, saying I would make a good moderator
>At one point I find out that a girl I became friends with in the chat is an online dater
>people make fun of them and love to report them, so naturally I act hateful towards them as well
>but she doesn't know, and like the hypocrite I am, I don't report her because we're friends
>I tell her to pm me. We have most of our conversations through pms at this point, so nobody sees
>I'm infatuated with her, so I ask her out
>I still frequently belittle and report other online daters, doing everything I can to make sure they can't be together
>most people don't know how to bypass the IP scanner or whatever to make alternate accounts, so people who are banned are temporarily unable to contact their girlfriends and boyfriends
>My sick little 13yo self is amused by this
>I keep an eye out for repeat offenders, and try to have them perma banned, forever separating them from the only friends and love they have
>I get off on doing this
>the whole time, I'm in a relationship myself
>It's only two days before I get bored of her
>I'm too much of a pussy to break up with her, so I plan to report her to get rid of her
>She breaks up with me before I do this, thankfully
>I continue ruining other relationships, but never report my friends

But this is only the beginning....

Go on

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>>736274842
bump

>I fall in love with a new girl
>she doesn't online date
>I find this incredibly frustrating. Little me doesn't know how to deal with these feelings
>she has a computer and it able to post pictures of herself on her profile
>every night when I go to bed, I go on her profile and scroll to the picture of her face. I keep my dsi open on that picture next to me while I sleep
>I come to loathe online daters so much because of my envy of what they have
>I want them to be as miserable as I am
>I take note of people who have been banned multiple times in the past, the ones least likely to be trusted
>I act friendly towards them, and pretend I'm one of the people who know how to do coding to customize your profile
>I offer to style their profiles for them, taking requests
>of course, this requires me to go on their accounts to do it. If they want to do the coding themselves, I say bullshit like "it's way too complicated to explain. It's be better if you just let me go on your account myself.
>Some of these dumb motherfuckers believe me and give me their passwords
>I change their passwords so they get logged off of their accounts, never able to participate in the website again.
>I pm the people they are cyberdating, posing as them
>I send the harshest possible message I can come up with after looking through their pms, making sure I can find as much personal info about their "partners" as I can
>"I an glad your dad abuses you. When you told me about it and I was pretending to feel sorry for you, I was actually laughing my ass off behind the screen. I never loved you, ya dumb bitch! You're and ugly fatass piece of shit! I want you to kill yourself. You are a waste of a life form. Do it. Kill yourself right now."
>most of my messages were something along those lines
>I would then use their accounts to go to MY profile and give my "service" a review
cont

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C'mon OP. I'm mildly interested.

>>736275911
OP you're a faggot.

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>>736275911
bumppppppppp

(continued)
>While posing as the people I've stolen accounts from, I would post "reviews" in the comment section of my own profile
>"Thank you so much for styling my profile for me, Anon! To anyone reading this, don't worry about giving him your password! You can trust him!"
>Soon the slightly less retarded people begin to trust me
>I don't take everyone's password, only the ones who request things for their profiles that I don't know how to do.
>Some victims are able to make alternate accounts at some point. Some confront me.
>I am questioned by Sean about this, and I deny everything
>Of course, he believes me over the people who have a "criminal history"
>I get most of them banned
cont

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This is pretty good so far. But Jesus op what the fuck are you disabled or something how long does it take to post? I want to her the end of this not worry about it 404ing

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>>736276293
Seems interesting enough, go on

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>>736276524
legit OP should have all this shit pre-typed

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>I use some of the accounts I stole frequently, posing as multiple different people
>most of these pretend people are "fans" of me that agree with everything I say
>more people start jumping on the bandwagon like they did with the other poplar users
>people suck up to me now, and I act superior to everyone who isn't on the same "level" as me
>every time I do something stupid or annoying in the forums, and I get backlash for it, I get mad
>When I get mad, I go and get innocent, new users banned who never did anything wrong. The new users with not many friends become my scapegoats
>eventually, a whole bunch of people are made mods on the same day. I am not one of them
>I pretend to be happy for them, while deep down I'm disappointed
>I realize I need to do something. Something that will get me recognized
>Suddenly, sombody spams the forums while the mods are asleep
>Sean gets tons of reports, but he can't do shit
>A whole bunch of threads flood the forums, making them really hard to use on our shitty little dsi browsers
>eventually, a mod comes along hours later and cleans it up
>this sparks something in the mind of a little black dude. I forget his name so I'll call him A.
>A gets some buddies together, and makes a group
>a group of people who hate the way they are treated by the more popular users. There had always been sort of an unspoken "ranking" of people on this website, and they were at the bottom
>They called this group "Air-Strike"

cont (also, sorry it's taking too long. I'm remembering more details as I type this. I've never actually told the full story before.)

This is some prime autism i like it

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Keep going OP, I'm interested

Bump for a until now quite decent story

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>The purpose of this group was to wait for the right opportunity (when mods are gone) and then spam the forums
>All the spam threads would be titled "We are Air-Strike" and "We will not bow to you!
>They become hated by everyone
>I want to be known as the "man who took down Air-Strike", and my evil little mind hatches a plan
>I join them, planning to destroy the group from the inside
>mfw this group has ranks
>mfw it only takes a couple weeks for me to become "second in command"
>I'm just that good at spamming and supplying accounts to spam with
>obviously I don't do the spamming on my main account
>Due to my position as second-in-command in AirStrike, I find out who a lot of the other members are
>mfw one of the members are a guy named "Light", someone I hated with a burning passion because of how popular he became in a short amount of time
>People started requesting this guy to be made a moderator
>I couldn't prove he was a member of AirStrike
>I harassed him on many alternate accounts, and he never responded. I couldn't easily make him angry
>Apparently he was a member for the same reason I was
>"The noobs are treated unfairly by the older users, and deserve to have a voice!"
>The difference between me and him is that I'm lying. I don't actually care about that. I'm only trying to find out who the members of AirStrike are so I can report them.
>I end up repeatedly getting the members banned, including the leader, A, several times
>One day he catches me in the act of reporting him. He was watching on an alternate account of his that I didn't know about
>mfw A actually believes me when I tell him I was "forced" to do it
>What a dumbass.jpg
>Like really wtf are you retarded
>Eventually AirStrike gradually loses motivation. They start losing members, and spam raids become less frequent
>The group disbands, A tries to form a new group but it doesn't work.
cont

>>736270992
Send a link to the website

Bump for dsi political intrigue

Hurry plz op my WiFi goes down in 15 minute's

bumperino

asd

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>A sees me as a friend
>He tells me about his personal life, as I've become pretty good at pretending to care about people by this point. I think I'm 14 now.
>Apparently he's gay, and gets bullied for it
>I laugh behind the screen, but act sympathetic towards him with text as I tap away on my virtual keyboard with my dsi stylus
>Apparently AirStrikes is all he feels he has to give his life meaning
>worlds tiniest violin,jpg
>I brag abou taking down AirStrike constantly while I'm in the forums.
>Light messages me. Did I mention that I pretend to like him like everyone else does?
>He says he's leaving for a while because he's feeling depressed
>something about school and his sister
>I'm one of the few people he gives his goodbyes to
>what is it with people and trusting my bullshit facade? lol
>"I hope you fell better. I'll be waiting for you friend :)"
>Now's my chance
>I steal some random kids account, and wait
>A few months go by, and Light hasn't returned
>I make a thread in the forums, pretending to be light
>It's an "apology" thread
>Posing as him, I make a long, heartfelt apology where I explain that I lied to everyone about the "kind of person I was"
>I "admit" to a lot of things Light would never actually do
>Cyberdating, cyberbullying, and a few other things I forgot about
>Finish it off by begging the mods to "still make me one of them", which is pretty much social suicide on that website
>Nobody asks for proof that I'm the real Light.
>People say they "forgive" me
>The mods say I will never become a mod, but appreciate my honesty
>Alternate accounts are not allowed, so the real Light gets banned permanently
>I spend all my days on that account saying "Anon is so awesome. He should be a mod"
>I gradually make his behavior more erratic
cont

Bump, cont this is interesting OP

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bumpin

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Bump

Keep it cummimg

>>736279082
Type faster fagfellar

mfw OP is typing using a stylus...

Why the fuck am I so interested in this? Hahaha

I was a bit interested but srsly sounds like bullshit unless op provides link for the forum for us to be able to verify. Google found nothing relevant with information given so far.

Anon get your ass back here and finish the god damn story

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>My days of stealing people's accounts would've come back to bite me in the ass, if it wasn't for one preparation I made beforehand
>rewind back to when I was 13, starting to have a reputation for styling profiles with coding
>I only know how to make text different colors and basic stuff like that. I'm getting requests from other people who weren't my initial targets
>I keep coming up with bullshit reasons for turning them down
>At this rate, I'll be outed as a fraud, and people will realize I've been stealing accounts
>I put a notice on my profile saying that I will no longer be taking requests, but a friend of mine will be doing so instead
>This "friend" is actually an alt of mine
>I only steal passwords on that account from then on. I also use that account just as often as my main account
>"He" (let's call him Onion) becomes as known as myself.
>Fast forward to now. People start cracking down on account stealors like him people of one guy named TOXICIRE or something like that.
>Toxic was there from the beginning. Everyone knew him
>People finally found out that he had been doing the same thing I had all along
>He stole many accounts by getting people to trust him with their passwords
>Now the same thing was happening to Onion.
>I wondered how long I could still go on
>I continued sucking up to Sean on both my regular account and as Onion
>One day someone finds out that he had been faking his identity all along. The pictures he posted of himself belonged to this one guy on facebook
>everyone hates him now
>mfw I've pretended to like him for so long that it became real
>I defended him on my main account
>people got mad at me for it, but I didn't care
>My reputation was getting shittier, which made me mre angry
>My behavior on the Onion account became more impulsive, leading to me being found out
>mfw Onion is only banned temporarily
>I use him for one last mass genocide
cont

The website is called 3DS PLaza btw. Also hang tight ima finish this as fast as I can

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>>736280110
what was the genocide, anon?

Bump wanna see it end

>>736278369
seriously, this is some autistic runny-nosed house of cards shit

Can someone upload more porn to this so I can jerk off while I wait?

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bump, this is some Machiavellian 'tism

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>>736280876

>>736270992
>assfuck

>One day I lose a huge argument in the forums
>look like a dumbass
>percieved popularity plummits, and I get mad
>On Onion, I go on a mass account stealing spree, taking many accounts, and sedning many hateful pms to friends of those accounts while on them
>I ruin as many friendships as I possibly can doing this
>mfw I stayed up until 3am doing this as much as I possibly could
>end up cussing someone out during an argument on my main account, which gets it banned temporarily
>I go batshit over it and use all the alts I have to spread all the hate I can
>80% of all hostile replies and general negative vibes on the entire forum board of that website are all me
>I spam the chatrooms on some of my alts so people start going to the forums more, rather than the chats
>Onion has long since been perma banned at this point, but I've obtained many alts with it
>The the accounts that were once used as a means for innocent children to spread love and connect with each other, I used to spread hate
>The general attitude of the website became worse. People were more neurotic than ever, and my own negativity bred more negativity
>Even on days where I was grounded from my dsi, my hateful spirit could live on in the form of hate I left behind, constantly being fed by everyone else
>the more passive people who were always a force of positivity began to leave
>Now it was just a bunch of cynical assholes. It was like reddit, except in an edgy preteen phase.
>More groups like AirStrike was made
>The number of mods grew
>A year later, any dumbass could become a mod. It wasn't nearly as sacred as it used to be.
>Now we had not only more corrupt moderators, but also ones that were overly strict
>You couldn't look at someone the wrong way without getting banned those days
>The slightest hint of an argument about to form, and the entire thread would be deleted
>The forums became boring because of this
>It became too boring for me, so I left.
The end.

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>>736280876
got you homeslice

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>>736281115
well done OP.

>>736281115
Did you get mod tho

Anon I feel like you're the asshole who killed the DSI

Some one should link this thread to the dsi website. Theyd get a kick out of this

>>736281115
Thanks OP, wild ride.

You're a sociopath

>>736281226
Not on that account. I made a new one when I started fresh once, but that's a different, less fun story

>>736281357
I probably was. Idk how sociopathy works but I think you can recover from it. Not psychopathy though

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>>736281115
Well that was a fucking emotional rollercoaster

Well done OP

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>>736281115
Cool story, anon
gg website

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>>736281115

lol fuck OP, you turned a remote corner of the internet into a dystopian shithole because you couldn't handle negative feelings. Bravo

Oh and there was a whole inner conflict because of my caring about Sean that I forgot to mention but that's like a less interesting subplot

>>736281553
Yeah I was kindof a faggot. I cared way too much about being liked by everyone. I don't know what my whole deal with popularity was. I'm pretty confused myself why I acted that way.

>>736281553
He became Walter White!

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I horribly compiled it if anyone wants it

I have so many stories from that website. My skype is StaticApple is you want to hear more

>>736281747
Thank you! :D

>>736281747
You put work in, So I'll save it

>>736281115
>You couldn't look at someone the wrong way without getting banned those days

Its a chatroom and not real life lol

>>736281840
Good job OP.

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>>736281641
Eh, don't worry about it man. I did really fucked up shit in my early internet days too. Back on the runescape forums in 2007ish when I was 13, me and a few other users mercilessly cyberbullied this group of kids who all liked the Naked Brothers Band. It got so bad that one of their moms posted on the forum and got us banned. Still pretty funny.

The point is we all do really fucked up shit and you just shrug it off and grow up

>>736281747
I guess ill post this to r/4chan whatever

>>736281747
Thanks for the effort, saved

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Thanks for the story op

>>736282292
dont give them the effort

lol sounds like a replica of a hidden force that turned /b/ into a haven of faggotry

>>736282266
I forgot about the naked brothers band. Haha

yeah it took me a while to find peace with what I did, but it was about four years ago and I can't change the past. Now I just try to spread as many positive vibes as I can. If one human can have that big an impact on a community with just his own negative vibes, the reverse should be possible, right?

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>>736282609
Absolutely my dude. You're doing the right thing. Thanks for the laughs, good thread

not OP but i have a similar(not really) habbo hotel story if anyone interested

>>736283113
Tell us :D

That was impressive in a fucked up way tbh

>>736283113
Sure let's keep it rolling

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>>736283537
alright
>be me, 13, 2004 circa
>watch muchmusic, yeah canadafag here niggers deal with it
pic related
>see an ad for Habbo Hotel
>seems really fucking appealing to my senses
>make account
>visit public rooms shoot the shit and bore myself to death from wandering around the same old gay ass public spaces
>make friends with some people
>they ask me to hang with them at their private rooms
>discover private rooms even tho they were always there and i just never bothered to check them out
>find their rooms to be pretty cool and try to make myself a room but unfortunately i can't seem to have any furnis in them
>find out you have to pay to have furnis
>parents won't pay for Habbo credits
>fuckthisgayearth.gif
cont

>>736283836
>end up finding games you can win furnis from playing games in private rooms by users such as: falling furni, quiz and shit
>end up winning random coloured furnis here and there but it just isn't enough and seems pretty gay
>suddenlightbulboverhead.gif
>by that time, i had made friends with a bunch of people, equally random ''poor'' fags, ''middle class'' fags and ''rich'' fags
>had this plan that i came up with
>in short, i made a random account and would spawn in my ''middle class'' friends' rooms and come up with a shitty ass story as of how i was about to become a silver badge Moderator which was a trial to eventually become a gold badge mod
>told them what the pay would be like: rights, unlimited Habbo Club membership, 500 Habbo credits per month
>every single faggot i went to bit the b8 at this point

>>736281115
TL;DR The rise and fall of Edgy Preteen Anon

>>736284165
>tell them that in order for them to start the training, they had to message the Hotel admin
which was a username named Dubya back then
>had this fake Hotmail e-mail adress and people would chat me up on MSN Messenger
>i would always make it a point to write as if i was over 20 y/o and ponctuate all of my sentences and make it seem professional
>explained the lie to people about the trial period in order to have the badge appear and all what came with it
>the only thing i asked from people was to give me the password to their accounts so i could format their accounts to have the ''rights'' to kick and ban people from rooms
>some reluctantly gave me their passwords on the spot
>others would tell me that if i was the real Hotel manager that i wouldn't have to ask their passwords
>always found a way out to persuade them
>would get into their accounts to change password, transfer all furnis and credits into my real account and keep the accounts for further uses
>people were getting pissed off that they couldn't get into their accounts anymore so i just blocked and deleted them from MSN
lol
>started to repeat the same process with my new Habbo Club ''middle class'' account to rich ones and it worked a bit less but still managed to steal a bunch of dumb shits
>afterwards there was a wave of people who started doing the same as i did
>some even tried to pull that shit on me lol
>bitch please, i perfected this art
>mods and Hotel staffs even made a point to make it viral news and find prevention tactics to counter this
>meanwhile, i got Habbo Club for over a year long on my main account, made friends with even more ''richer'' fags
>even got a hot ass ''habbo gf'' that was 19 at that time which knew i was 14
that's pretty much it in summary

>>736284680
Pretty nice ride, Anon.

>>736284680
Damn dude, you and OP with that coldblooded social engineering

>>736284680
-claps- Well done my friend.

>>736285013
>>736285086
>>736285205
That's fucking vanilla shit besides the fact i used to break in into people's house when i was 8-9 years old

only to steal a bit of money and pokemon cards

>>736285606
ok

>>736285650
point was that i always was up to no good growing up and would go to great lengths of planning only for a dumb fucking outcome

Today i realise it and karma got back at me hard as fuck

Not trying to brag tho

>>736285606
Yeah I was a pussy when it came to the real world. All my crimes were online.

>>736285924
no shame in that, we all learn from our mistakes

>>736281115
LINK THE WEBSITE fuckhead

And I thought backstabbing people in starcraft when I was 13 was bad...

guys I think i found the website

http://dsipaint.com

>chatroom
>comment section in user pages
>some user pages have backgrounds n shit (coding)

>>736281747
donwloaded

>>736281140
>>>736280876
>>>upload more porn
>got you homeslice

Posts this lame shit.

Somewhat related, when I was 11 I ran a Ponzi scheme on Animal Jam and generated a fuckton of money

TL:DR

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>>736285889