soup /b/ hows your night going? what you up to?? faps for

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No.

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>>736262445
It's good to see those sweet tits back on /b/! Did you have some more of the jager bombs, tonight? Give us a good party mix play list.

>>736264310
no drinks tonight. just chillin. party mix?? hmmm not really have a list set, but i have several songs i listen to alot when i drink Lol.

I started chatting up a girl i'm interested in. It's going well so far. This is a first for me.

>>736264645
Post the tunes, my man.

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>>736264741
Where do you know the lovely lady from and how long have you two been chatting it up?

>>736262445
>i see this beautiful man online
>immediately get an overwhelming feeling of kinship

I think we might me soulmates my man. Are you interested in any way about having homosexual coitus? You would be my first.

>>736264864
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLazdPPy4kZ8yOKgc4izINfOMSN1rAKGFe

if this link works, theres several lol.
>>736264741
well dont be too eager and scare her off, dont be lewd as fuck unless she is. and dont be pushy Lol. take it alittle slow, unless you know her better than that, some girls dont mind it being fast and people upfrontness but alot do not, they would much rather have it slow and steady. gl mate, truely hope you get the girl.

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>>736265187
lolololololol, unfortunately i do not. but ill post nips?? Lol

>>736265383
Link works, mate.

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>>736262445
Hello you husky reincarnation of the messiah. My day is quite lousy as I've had to work all weekend but I did get to blow a load in the women's toilet at work using my hot coworker's hand lotion since I was the only one there. So at least there's that. At home with a beer now. How about you?

>>736262445
what's up desanex? why isn't your fat neckbeard streaming tonight?

stressed the fuck out niBBa

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>>736266007
hell yeah bro. enjoy Lol.
>>736266165
Lmao sounds good bro, a fap at work is usually much hotter than at home. guess its the atmosphere?? im having a good night, just playing some vidya and watching TURN. pretty damn good show.
>>736266302
please. share what is up bro.
>>736266273
EHH netflix. mostly just sitting here wanting to relax atm.

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>>736265187

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>>736266843
>photoshopping yourself into a pic
cringe

>>736265488
Those are some pretty good nipples. I would love to inject some milk into you chest and suck on them until I get my calcium dose for the day.

>>736267628
actually, it was /b/ who did that for me mr. summer.
several other pictures aswell. but thanks for the bump.

>>736266843
Kek. I'll bet masturbation is more fun when you've got holes in your hands.

>>736267777
Qaaaauuuuaaaaads check em

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>>736267810
lolololololoololololololol
im sure it would be pretty fucking awful actually.

>>736267777


FUCK YOU

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>>736267777
quads. hell yeah nigga.

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>>736267777
Your quads might have beaten me this time, but I will be back you faggot.

>>736262445
Sweet ARR poster, OP.

Which server do you play in?

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>>736268054
hella summer LOL

Hey you fat motherfucker. I'm good. At work on a 12 hour shift. Browsing the 4chin. No faps for me today. However I'm going to soon as I get home. Any recommendations? Also how YOU doing?

>>736268202
Excalibur. playing right now actually. 67 whm :O

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>>736268221
>go to xhamster
>search adventures of a cumbucket
>enjoy.
doin good, relaxed. my weekend off.
>>736268101
bring it on anon

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>>736267628
You sir can leave if you're going to act like that.

>>736268385
>search adventures of a cumbucket
I need a bit more context on that I don't want to accidentally watch trap or gay porn, you fat motherfucker.

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>>736268385
That's my favorite.

>>736268566
Stop pretending you're me you fucking cunt. I'll jack off to trap porn I don't care

>>736268566
the name of the video is literally that.
>no traps. or gay shit. there is a nigger during the spitroast though. incase you dont like niggers. i dont mind them so much in pr0n, but its at the end, plenty of goodies before it.

>>736267777
Heavenly quads have spoken. Fat Jesus was chosen by the people.

I fapped once today but might again cuz i'll be awake for a while still

>>736268257
Awesome. I have characters on gilgamesh and midgardsormr but I can't reactivate my sub yet cause I'm broke...

What do you think of the new jobs?

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>>736268720
>claims someone is impersonating him in an anonymous imageboard
Do you realize how fucking retarded you are?
Also, I never said I was you, you fucking retarded faggot. An hero.

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>>736269030
knock out another one brother, you will think about it for hours until you finally do it then be like, fuck i just wasted hours prolonging it. ive made this mistake too many times. now i try to blow and go asap so i can get on with my day.

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>>736269125
havent tried them yet, but both look fun, samurai looks interesting, RDM looks like another black mage. ill play it eventually but not for awhile. i like the new areas, but honestly they are bland so far.

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>>736269217
which celebrity do you fap to?

>>736269154
>newfag learned how to greentext
>tries to act tough on an anonymous imageboard
>imageboard

Top kek. Lurk moar kid.

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>>736269408
>>736269217
aren't you afraid someone is going to recognize you and send these pics to someone you know?

>>736269494
tbh?? none. i like celebs but i dont fap to them. i like amature stuff. more real life looking stuff.

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>>736269583
>I've got no argument so I'm just going to call him a newfag
an hero you retarded waste of skin newfag.

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>>736269610
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
100% of my friends browse /b/, my family see's me anytime they come to my house, Just like this, i hate wearing anything but boxers Lol. couldnt care less anon. but to some one who hasnt seen me on here before, i can see where you are coming from.
you new here anon??

>>736269847
The amount of cringe in your post...I bet you're a manlet

>>736262445
Man, if you were at a normal weight you would be really attractive.Shame

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>>736269583
Making fun of anon for misused greentext while misusing greentext. Back to 9gag with you.

>>736270133
Kek samefag. Try harder

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>>736270048
>I've got no argument so I'll just call him a manlet!! XD XD XD
stop projecting. I can sense how angry you're getting kek. You just keep coming up with more retarded insults.

>>736270107
thanks anon :) i know i would. ive lost about 10 pounds now, and working on it. first person to really bring my weight up. impressive. 50 posts even lol. usually its within the first 3 posts haha.

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>>736270218
>samefag
If that makes your world easier to live in then you go right ahead and believe it.

>>736270343
not that anon but if you scroll back up you will see that I called you a fat motherfucker and a fat neckbeard.

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>>736269862
How long have you been shit posting on /b/? I've been here for years (sadly, its true) and I think last night was the first I've seen of you. If you say years I'm going to be pissed I've missed out all this time.

>>736270816
true, but you did not ask questions about it, just insults lol

>>736270857
honestly yes, but only a few, i think i started posting in 2014, but ive been here since 2003.

>>736270343
Keep it up, you can do it

>>736271040
gonna need to do it, no matter what. diabetes isnt good.

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internet fiiiight

>>736271119
Why two microphones, though? Do you do radio or youtibe?

>>736271369
youtube*

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>>736270970
Damn it! Well, my sweet prince in the dark, I'll keep my eye out for you, now that I know. Enjoy your night. Later, mate.

>>736271119
you got diabetes? have you changed your diet at all?

>>736271393
lol sall good night matey, have a good one.
>>736271369
nah, the snowball one, white one, is much better, other was a gift.

>>736271421
in many ways. i still eat what i want, just with salads, and less ammounts of the bad shit. cant quit cold turkey on shitty food, thats the worst idea ever.

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what up my mage man. faped twice already, came here for the third one actually but you post distracted me.

>>736271607
I feel you my nigga. I was diagnosed about 2 years ago with pre-diabetes. It's so hard to quit eating the foods that I crave.
I've quit smoking, drugs and alcohol way easier than quitting eating shit like cookies or a hamburger with a shake.