CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Funeral Dan Edition RULES: >first

Dan opens the coffin and fucks the corpse

Dan drops his rope

>>736260507
This

>>736260507
This

Dan opens the coffin and uses his dead grama like a marionette

>>736260507
Roll

>>736260864
YES

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>>736260944
>>736260507
Dan pops open the hood, and starts pumping away inside his dead grandma. Dan's family is appauled--they will most certainly diswone Dan after this.

Dan tears off grandma's skin and wears it

>>736261405
Dan pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot if someone tries to stop him

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>>736261488
Dan rips grandma's skeleton out of her body and steps into gram-gram's skin mouth first " Look kids, you're grandma's not dead. See i'm alive!"

Dan kicks the priest in the nuts

>>736262171
dan violently mauls the closest person to him

Dan starts fucking the blond chick

>>736262387
Are you kidding me?

Dan twerls around grandma's skinned corpse like a towel in the air

Dan runs down to the nursing home to show grandpa how not-dead grandma is

dan masturbates over his grandma

>>736262649
r o l l

Dan chucks the corpse on the kids(?)

Dan fucks the blonde

Dan decides it's time to turn this funeral into a mass execution. Begins with youngest.

>>736262699
At least thats what i think they are

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>>736262699
Dan hops in the coffin, grabs grandma by the legs, spins around with her, and chucks her body right at his cousin bob. Calm the hell down dan

>>736262867
They are his adult family. Relative to grandma they would be kids though

Dan goes shopping in his new costume

Dan kicks the preist in the nuts

>>736263110
Dan calms down, takes off grandma suit and takes off mask. Revealing that his is actually Gary Oak, pokemon master!

Dan finds a skateboard and does some sick tricks on the grave stone

Dan break-dances in grandma's coffin

dan proceeds to cannibalize the priest

Dan pounces on the blond girl and fucks her senseless

>>736263363
This

Dan decides maybe it'd be best to recycle grandma's body. He lights a fire and prepares her to be eaten.

>>736263243
Do this

>>736263519
This

>>736263445
or this

>>736263449
Roll

>>736263445
re roll

Dan tie's grandma to himself and they have a 3-legged race out of the cemetery

>>736262649
rolling for this

Dam takes of his pants and panties, resulting in him shitting on cousin Bob who falls to the floor.

Dan calls the cops on himself

>>736263449
This

>>736263445
>>736262649
this or this
you choose if dubs

Dan decides to runaway with Grandma's hands while he jerks his dick off on a getaway car

>>736263789
this

Dan kicks the preist into the grave

Dan orders a pizza

Dan lick the tears off cousin bobs face

>>736263789
re roll

Dan starts raping them

Dan gets stabbed with chopsticks from a chink

>>736260109
>police show up

>>736263789
re re roll

>>736263911
rip gameover?

Dan buys a gun from a local nigger

He starts eating himself

Dan is an ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>736263911
this came first sorry anon with 33
>>736263933

>>736264039
do both

Dan realises that life is a hopeless void and ties his grandmother's skeleton into a noose.

>>736264100
my dubs demand it

>>736264100
nice dubs

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>>736263911
A chinaman jumps out from behind the tombstone and stabs Dan in the back with chopsticks. "Oh so sorry, I toght you were a cat." Aparently the hungry chink could still smell all the cats that grandma keeps in her house on her skin. Dan lies on the ground in pain

Dan falls in love with the chink and asks him to marry him

Dan pulls out the copsticks going off adrenaline and pulls out his cock and cums on everyone

>>736264677
Dan gets up and rapes the chink

>>736264888
trips
this must happen

>>736264677
Dan removes the chopsticks from his back, than fucks a loli while bleeding heavily.

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>>736264888
Dan yanks the chopsticks out of his back with all his force. The pain of it all is absolutly euphoric. Dan lifts up his legs and explode's rancid cum on everyone in close proximity

>>736263715
This

>>736263715
Roll

>>736263715
Roll again

>>736265585
Dan skins the blond

>>736262649
This again

Dan fucks the China man out of anger

dan decides to summon the devil, usng the blond girl as a sacrifice and grandma as the vessel

Dan decides to go to the mall

Dan hops on a unicycle and bails from this situation

the priest tries to preform an exorcism on dan

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>>736266299
The preist wipes off the cum on his face, and is now convinced that demons are at work here since no one could possibly cum that hard. He pins Dan to the gound and starts trying to exorcise the demon he believes posseses Dan.

Grandma was never dead. She was only in a deeps sleep. She wakes up screaming that her skin is missing and all her nerves are on fire

Grandmas cats arrive and proceed to fuck every one

>>736267028
Roll

as it turns out dan is, in fact, possessed by demons, and burns from the holy water

>>736266857
he waterboards dan.

>>736263715
Roll

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>>736267333
Dan punches the preist off of him then tie's grandma's leg to his own, the two make a 3-legged dash outta there. This is the last straw! Everyone is now after Dan--they're gonna kick your ass dan!

Dan trips and drops grandma's corpse revealing the gold and jewls inside the meat and bones slurry

Dan, are those all 50 of grandmas cats chasing you?

Dan calls the cops for help!

Why Dan?

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>>736268866
Dan spots a patroll car near him and calls out to it. The police rush out and can't make any fucking scene of what is going on here. They draw their guns and tell everyone to put their hands up or they will shoot

>>736267028
This and the police freak out and shoot grandma dead

Dan escapes while the dumb blonde bitch gets riddled with bullets for not putting her hands up

Suddenly OP, who is a trap, appears in the scenery and is raped by everyone.

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>>736270088
Turns out grandma wasn't dead; just sleeping. She wakes up shreeking because her skinless body burn like hell right now. She shreeks and try's to walk twoard the cops for help, but the cops shit themselves and open fire at grandma, unloaking all their bullets at her

>>736270750
Cops turn into 40000 bees each

>>736270863
Reroll

>>736270863
Rerolll

>>736270863
Please give dubs moot

>>736270863
Never gonna stop

Dan blows his load on the pavement

>>736270863
Roll

>>736271042
You'll stop eventually
>>736271067
This

>>736270863
Please moot

>>736271067
Roll

>>736270863
Beeroll

>>736270863
Please

>>736271134
Moot is kill
>>736271067
Roll

gray shirt is horrified by all the fucked up shit happening and decides to end it all by impaling himself on the fence

>>736270863
I'm gonna kill myself

>>736271067
Lol i win

>>736270863
Rolllllll

>>736271266
You fucking autist how is that better than 80000 bees jesus fuck you're hopeless

Grandma was actually a zombie. (Slap stick)

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>>736271266
Watching grandma get gun down has left dan all hot and bothered, he unzips his pants to let his cock loose and rubs one out

>>736271612
Roll

>>736271665
40000 bees

Cops unload their load on dan with bullets on the side.

40000 Dans emerge from the splooge

the second cop turns in to a doughnut

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>>736271766
40000 bees decend upon this madness and begin attacking everyone mercilessly. Dan and the chink stand there still--they know the best thing to do in this situation is not to panic. Everyone else is freaking out, and the cops are spreaying bullets at the bees in the sky

>>736272450
Bullets turn into bees

>>736272510
Rolling good gee

dan rips his dick off to use as a weapon

the bees accept Dan as their queen

All of Dan's jizz turn into mini dans and begin to jizz on the cops and bees

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>>736272544
It's no use! Any bullet fired by the cops transform into more bees. Now there are 80000 of them! Where could these bees have possibly come from?!

Dr. Bees is the one who unleashed this hell on everyone

>>736272788
Reroll

the bees finger dan

>>736272788
Roll

>>736272788
Roll

>>736273049
This

>>736273049
Roll

All bees collectively fly into Dan's eyes and dan becomes the queen bee

>>736273049
Roll

>>736273181
Roll

>>736273049
Roll again

Dan swallows all the bees and becomes a wasp with a boner

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>>736273222
All of the bees are drawn to Dan's handsome eyes. They fly right into his skull through them. The bees fill Dan with new power and transform him into the queen of bees

Fly out of there and look for some sexy looking flowers to polinate

>>736273594
Dan uses his new powers to turn the cemetery into the cemeter-bee

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>>736273666
Dan now craves some flower poon, so he flys off in search of it. Dan lands in a meadow where a couple was trying to have a romantic lunch

>>736274281
Rape the woman

>>736274376
Roll

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>>736274411
Dan jumps on top of the woman pulls out his dick. The boyfriend isn't gonna just sit there and take it. Looks like he's gonna intervene!

>>736274281
And then the aliens came.

Dan sics his bees on the boyfriend

>>736274930
Gonna spray Chad down with the ol' royal jelly

>>736274930
Transform them both into bee people.

>>736274930
HE starts fucking him to

>>736274930
Bf turns into spurdo

The chink was secretly a spy and after reporting the bee queen to his superiors they nuke the ever living fuck out of it

>>736275090
rer

>>736275152
Reroll

>>736275152
Roll

>>736275152
Rollll

>>736274930
Form a giant bee suit with the bee swarm

>>736275152
Hey let's roll more

>>736275152
Another

>>736275251
re-roll

>>736275251
This

>>736275152
Never stopping

>>736275251
one more try

>>736275090
lo, dkbt

>>736275152
Please

>>736275251
Do this

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>>736275377
before the boyfriend could do anything Dan blasts him with a cannon load of his royal jelly. Bees swarm all over the boyfriend attracted ro Dan's jelly.

>>736275881
Bf turns into spurdo

>>736265585
Dan begins to fuck eatch and evry thot in a 2 mile radius.

>>736275950
Reroll because I'm gay

>>736275950
Roll

>>736275881
royal jelly turns dan into a sexy bee slut

>>736275950
Check em?

>>736275950
Please give me dub

>>736275881
i mean the royal jelly turns the boyfriend into a sexy bee slut

Jesus fuck, Dan. You beautiful bastard.

>>736275950
One more try

goku wishes for namek 4 to asplode

>>736276155
Shit. Bee dicks explode, can Dan's bee dick explode?

>>736276155
Jesus fucks Dan?

>>736276215
You wasted your dubs

>>736276253
Yes, Jesus comes down and fucks Dan

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>>736276215
>>736276253
I change my mind, Jesus pops out of Dan's bee dick when it explodes and fucks him.

>>736276317
Reroll for this

>>736276155
>>736276253
>>736276317

Beesus Christ comes down and gives Dan the honey.

the bees tear the bf apart to make a throne for their queen

bees fall, you die

Dan uses his stinger to sting the woman in the breasts, and her boobs swell up to enormous proportions

>>736275881
but then morpheus turns up offering a red or blue pill

>>736276477
beetox injection

Dan fucks the woman and cums inside and a humanbee is born.

>>736276615
reroll

danbee

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>>736276477
Dan just loves breast expansion and brouses it all the time on /d/ but now that he is a beem he can make his dreams become reality. Dan stings the woman's breasts and they swell up 10 times her size. The boyfriend is helpless to watch, as rhe royal jelly he is covered in has immobilized him

>>736277051
Dan explodes his dick in the jelly-caked boyfriend's mouth after taking a bee shit on the girlfriend's tits.

>>736277051
Dan stings his bee dick to make it bigger.

A nigger shows up

>>736277051
Dan vomits honey all over himself, and the bees swarm him and lick the honey off of his body with their tiny bee tongues.

>>736277051
The woman joins him on a crusade to sting and expand every woman in the world's breast. They have bee themed uniforms.

an army of bees explode from the brests

>>736277422
Dan is too excited and works himself up so much that he barfs honey all over himself and the woman's giant breasts--she does not look happy about this. Lucly the bees will clean up the mess by licking it up

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Forgot pic

A crop duster flys overhead spreading pesticides and kills dan and all his bees

>>736277837
Dan vomits again, but this time it's actually vomit, and it goes directly into the girlfriend's mouth.

>>736277926
This

>>736277926
Roll

>>736277926
Roll again

>>736277837
The bees vomit, but it manages to go into the girlfriend's mouth.

>>736277837
The bees devour the boyfriend. Dan and the bees lick off the woman's tears.

>>736277926
Roll again and again

>>736278079
Reroll

>>736277837
A bird lands on the boyfriend and decides to peck diligently at one of his eyes so it can pluck it out and feed it to some baby birds.

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again

the tits blow up

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again and again

Dan gets recruited to isis

>>736277837
The girlfriend has her period.

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again and again and again

>>736277837
The Chinaman comes back with an army of wasps

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again and again and again and again

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again and again and again and againand again

>>736278226
Reroll

>>736277837
The Chinaman has become an ant queen and congratulates Dan on becoming a bee queen while dragging pieces of dismembered cats to his new nest.

>>736277926
Roll again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

>>736278201
Re

>>736278226
Reroll and this

The lady is allergic to bees and dies, dan fucks her again

>>736278388
>check'd