I just found out that my girlfriend has been giving all three

>>736239668
>$20 for each blowjob
>$1400

she might be a slut, fam

>>736239668
That fucking slut doesn't deserve you and I would beat the shit out of your roommates.

>>736239668
Bump the price to $50

>>736239668
If she wants to whore herself out for you, then let her.

Film her and she'll probably go crazy for it.

>>736239668

man up.

go to work, then don't come home.

Give your roommates blowjobs when she's in the room.
Alt. find some random girl on craiglist and eat her out, record it, take 5 dollars for it.

Just pimp her out, but fucking cut off your relationship with her. She is nothing more than a slut. Extort her for money, that's all she is good for.

You should tell your roommate's that they can fuck her for $200 and then go to work.

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>>736239822
Fucking this, be her pimp. If she can suck dicks then you can do things too.

>>736239668
copypasta/10
Fuck off with your cuck fantasies bullshit shills

>>736240025
this.

I would get at least another thousand from her. Then end it.

>>736239826
this. also bump your cut a bit. and start dating a woman.

>believing it was blowjobs only
>several months
Nigger, reporting in.
Your pimp game is weak,son. Never let a ho hold out on you.
That bitch owes you like $10,000. Not exaggerating.

Use her to get money, in the mean time you look for another girlfriend. And get the fuck out of that appartment. Or do you wanna live with dudes, who bang your girl behind your back?

Go to work, dumb her immediately. I'm sure it sucks. But you can't trust her anymore. I would start planning my leave. Don't let her trick you into staying.

>>736240093
I'm here all day, every day and I've never seen this before.

Post a link from the b archive proving that this is copypasta

>>736240335
/b/ doesn't have an archive

>>736240243
I doubt it. My roommates don't make that kind of money.

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>>736239668
Enjoy being cucked amigo.
Go to work and dump her. As soon as you'll go out they'll fuck her brains out. hf

Call in late to work, act like you've left, give them 10 minutes and come back in.

>>736240854
This.

>>736239668
Get one of those hidden video cams and set it to record her. Post here or save for future blackmail of them all. Tell her Daddy's cut just went up to 90%. Profit.

>>736240093
This

anyone who takes this cereal is a retard with a cuck fantasy

Hahaha blowjobs. She prolly doing anal for all you know. Smh. This is terrible bait. Don't know why I bother

On the off chance this isn't bait, just dump her now. How can you be with a chick who is blowing four dudes, plus you? That's not wife material. Dump her and move on. As soon as I found out, I'd quietly be packing my shit and I'd just leave. No words, no fighting. Just hit the road and never look back. Ridiculous.

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I assume that when you have sex with her, you kiss her. Tongue and all.

What you need to do is count. Count how many individual sperm cells were likely in her mouth each time you put your tongue in it. How many of those sperm cells latched onto your tongue and went into your mouth.

And how many of individual sperm cells did you swallow.

Then think about how she knew she had sperm in her mouth and didn't tell. She just let you put your tongue into her sperm saturated saliva got off on you not knowing.

>>736239668
Nope, you give that whore's money back, because a respectable person doesn't get money from other people blowjobs, then you dump her ass and spend at least 30 minutes schooling your roommates that bros come before hoes.

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>>736240093
>>736241109
But that's what this board is for.

>>736239668
hey if you need a new room mate I could use a room?

Fuck that shit bro. Call in sick, get your shit together and move the fuck out. Maybe punch that shit eating grin from a couple of their faces.

>>736240421
Google it, numerous 4chan /b archives

Make her bring in more hookers. Bang them all while you lock her in a cage.

>>736239668
get shotty, clean house, leave town

>>736241427
No man /b/ is about OC, raids and sweet memes that spawn out of fucking nowhere.

blacked, rate my dick, wincest, cuck and fur threads are cancer.

The same with all the mless videos having incest in their titles.

I mean I'm kinda broke so having a job+daddy's cut sounds nice. It's not like ur gunna marry her and u and ur roommates can get drunk and have a 5 way with her

>>736239793
>for several months

Learn to read you illiterate autist

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>>736241641
Prove it.

>>736239668
Kill them. They are disgusting garbage.

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>>736240421
>/b/ doesn't have an archive
son, you're literally on one right now

Um, maybe just get a new girlfriend, but keep her around as a prostitute. I didn't realise how much money was still in "High Class" pimping until I started working for my cousins strip club

>>736241712
no youre right that makes it better

>>736239822
this right here, if u got a whore at least make it worth ur while. shes charginng ho prices have her charge hooker prices

>Continue this sham of a relationship while you find a new place to live
>Keep taking your "cut" until you're ready to bail
>Find a new girl and live happily ever after, just try to pick 'em better next time

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>>736239668
OP, what the FUCK is your problem?

What is it?

Too caught up in your emotional moistness to know when it's time to pack your shit and leave?

You deserve all that shit. And yes they will proceed to further damage that whores' throat.

>Pussy boys like you should be gassed.

>>736239668
Use the money to buy a gun and some bullets.

>>736239668
Are they all in the room together when she sucks dick? So everyone gets to watch? Quite a bargain for $20.

>>736239668
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1400 WAS A CUT, NOT THE ENTIRE AMOUNT. PROBS NOT EVEN HALF
THIS MEANS THAT SHE'S SUCKED MINIMUM 140 DICKS
>of course this is a fake scenario and hasnt happened
BUT REGARDLESS thats a slag right there, and only in a few months?????? sucking 6 dicks a day rough minimum

>>736239668
OP, you should blow them instead.

>>736241908
seen the same shit in england, different company name

they charge you a lot for delivery so it's probably not worth it

This
https://youtu.be/mvw6u716jEw

>>736239668
tell her to up the price, dumb hoe suckin dick for 20 dollars wtf

>>736239967
best answer

>>736239668
She's just a money slut now. Extort her for money, but stop having an actual romantic relationship with her, get another more loyal girl.

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>>736241712
You need to learn math. Lets assume that she gave Op half of her total earnings.

That would mean her total income was $2800, which is 140 blowjobs.
Lets assume that this has been going on for 4 months, which would make it 35 blowjobs a month. If all 3 roommates got the exact same amount of blowjobs, that would be nearly 12 blowjobs a month each. Which is 3 blowjobs a week. Each.

Given she's probably give each roommate an average of 3 blowjobs a week and the average dick is 5.5 inches with an average of 100 thrusts per session to cum, we have... 100 thrusts per session * 3 blowjobs * 11 inches (5.5 inch in, 5.5 inch out) = 3300 inches of dick per week per roommate. 3300 X 3 roommates = 9900 inches of dick per week. In 4 months that's 168,300 inches of dick, which is 2.65625 miles.

Get in your car and drive 2.6 miles and think of dicks laid end to end the whole way. She's had that much dick in her mouth.

She's a high mileage slut.

>>736242961
HOLY ROFL

I once did the math just like this on my wife of 18 years. She gave me a lot of hour-long blowjobs. The length of cock I've pumped into her mouth probably goes to the moon and back.

>>736242961

The first guy who posted this type of reply in a different thread (I'm sure you've seen the screencap) was pretty funny. You aren't, though. Nice try.

>>736239894
This. Take the money with you

You are one lucky guy...
I have been trying to convince my wife to suck cocks for extra money for years. Cunt just will not do it... Sounds like you got a keeper op.

>>736241760
What are those images top right, no ad block?
Looks like a familiar site that you pay for and dont even get those specific pics.

>>736242961
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>736243622
how much of a beta do you have to be to stoop this low?

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>>736243400
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x554ga9_that-70s-show-5x21-trampled-under-foot_fun
>@ 8:20
>@13:53
It's You

so shes making rent money,just makesure she pays the rent, and if you go and get herpes or something they all suffer for their mistakes

>>736243901
>implying pimps are beta

It doesn't get more alpha than pimpin yo.

>>736243400
what's autism like?

>>736242961
omg this is fucking epic.

>>736241614
the only reasonable answer

>>736243688
I don't adblock
And, nope, I don't go to those websites so I wouldn't know :l

>>736239668
if it bothers u she sucks other dicks, ditch her. Tell her sucking a dick is intimate and thats cheating.
But if u still get your dick sucked and u get extra money - stay. Just use condoms. Ull be able to afford it with that 1400$. Also u can laugh at your roommates, cuz u get their money

>>736243688
>>736244540
https://teengallery.com/index.php

It's Non nude.

UM MAYBE BREAK UP WITH HER AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS

>>736244024
pimps don't marry their whores, and men don't make whores out of their wives.

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>>736239668
>blowjobs aren't sex

>>736244764
I meant I was a faggot, but thanks for the jail bait hehehe

>>736239668
>wanting to stay home and babysit gf so she won't fuck his roomates

you pathetic fucking cuck. either accept the money and be her pimp while getting a real gf on the side, or kill them all. those are your two options.

>>736239668
this is bait
fuck op and fuck all of you who replied thinking this actually happened

jesus christ being this autistic of a cuck. Deal with the blowjobs and grins or take "daddy's cut" and bounce out. I feel like this shouldn't even be a second thought thing my man.

>>736244823
Pimps marry their bottom bitches all the time. If you think husbands don't pimp out their wives, you've never been to eastern Europe.

Undercut her price, tell them you'll suck them off for $15 each, don't giver her a cut.

Win.

>>736239668
sell her asshole for 100 a pop

>>736245304
I said men, people who do this are bellow what I can call men.

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>>736239668
Congratulations, you just started your career as a pimp. Most people aren't as lucky as you. Just start pimping that bitch harder and ask her if she has any friends interested in making some money. You should be making moves my man.

>>736239668
Fuck me, for 1400$ i would give them a blowjob.
You got a good deal op.

screen cap this

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>>736239668
Like the old saying "you can't fix stupid," you also "can't fix whore."

The problem here isn't her sucking other dick, the problem is *her lying to you*. There is *no* way to build any kind of personal relationship based on deceit.

Women trade their bodies for money all the time. That's what getting married is. What your ex-gf is doing is no different - sexually.

But what your ex-gf is doing that's utterly unacceptable is lying to you (given she's been swallowing goo for months) about something important. This behavior does not change and cannot be remedied. She's telling you - up front and outright - that she's incapable of being in a serious, meaningful relationship.

And that communication *is* something you can trust her about. She may be worth fucking, or pimping, but she's not a girlfriend for anyone with self-respect.

She obviously doesn't respect you. OK, fine, opinions vary. But if you stay with her all you're doing is proving her disrespect was completely justified.

Ex-gf.

OKAY PANSY FAGGOT THIS IS WHAT YOU DO YOU GRAB A BASEBALL BAT AND CAVE IN THEIR SKULLS THEN YYOU FUCK YOUR BITCH UNTIL SHE PASS OUT OF ORGASMS

>>736246907
> That's what getting married is
Well, from where I come from there some measure of love involved

Apart from that I completely agree with you.

>>736240645
listen to this guy

>>736244799
This. Digits speak truth

>>736239668
>>736239822
Do this and make sure you get another girl while pimping out that whore.

HAHAHAH

thing is, if it wasn't cheating, there would be no secrecy.

get raed

Don't be a cuck, faggot. Take the money and leave. You can live off 1400 for a while.

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>>736247410
I too would hope love would be involved in marriage.

All I meant by that was to show how women have no other options in life. All they have are their bodies, which they then trade for the best deal they believe they can get. That's all they have. Thus to deny a woman that her body has value is to deny her entire existence as a woman. This is cruelty.

Some men want to believe that in marriage the basic nature of femininity is changed. It isn't. That's all I wanted to show.

It's a weak man who hates a woman for being a woman. The strong man is able to keep a woman in line when she would stray. This strength is what women *crave* - because they above all know they can't control themselves.

But part of that masculine strength is being able to judge whether a woman, like any other animal, can be sufficiently domesticated. All women will try to stray - otherwise they wouldn't be worth fucking and owning. But the decision any man must make is whether the amount of work required is worth the reward.

You honestly brought this on yourself by letting 3 guys live in the same house as your gf. At least you're making money off it, something most guys in your position wouldn't be

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>>736239668
Take the 1400 she gave and go to a strip club. Don't come back for the entire night and when you do in morning make sure to smell like hookers and strippers

>>736248872
To spite his whore gf? Whats the point you weak ass faggot

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>>736239668
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>736239668
>make sure they don't start throat banging my girlfriend 2 minutes after I walk out door?
shes still your girlfriend?

Find needle with aids. Poke all of them with it while walking past. Brush shoulders and play it off. Now they have aids and you keep making profit off your gf

My son won't stop sucking my husband's dick and I think it's turning him into a fag. They say it's fine and want it to continue, but I'm concerned.

Don't quit your job over a whore you pathetic moron. Make her charge 40-50 dollars for the blowjobs and take out a larger cut. Date other women at the same time. After she gives you a ton of money from your cut, simply dump her.

>>736239668

Take the money..:next time join in and film send the video to her whole family. Make sure to upload it to the computer and make it cenematic. Profit and ruin her life

>>736239668
break up with her, ignore her. let her feel all the regret and torment from it. bring girls over and fuck their brains out and let her hear it.

>>736242961
This made me laugh so hard that my girlfriend hated what ever ungodly noise exited my body. Thanks for the ab workout bro.

>>736239668
Become a pimp

Tell them to have fun and that your all about free love. Then go get some aids

>>736239668
How about you let it happen until you have about 20,000 dollors more or less and pack your things and leave.

>>736248444
I'll disagree with your trips,
Yeah, some women like that kind of stuff, but I can't fathom myself with someone who needs domesticating: they are as animalesque as we are, and just as capable not to be, well hopefully.

Our wills should bring us together, my thoughts about an ideal relationships are:
> try to find a partner with a high standard and try to measure up to them
> have yourself a high standard for your partner

The best partners are those who understand each other silently, who are faithful, caring and thoughtful. I never felt I had to impose myself to a partner, but hey: There are people for all the tastes, right.

males, in general are even less faithful, tbqh. I'm surprised they don't keep us on a leash

Either way, whether you agree with me or not
OP is a massive beta cuck and he deserves that whore as much as she deserves him

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Start bringing home more women and make them charge your roommates money for sex

>>736249281
To see what she does

If she shrugs it off then dump her cuz she obviously doesn't care so dump her but his roomies won't think he's not going to do something.

>>736248444
so basically

>women aren't people

I know women with engineering degrees. What do you do for a living?

>>736239668
Stop being a cuck

>>736250591
>Tips fedora

P.S. you're one of the foreveralone crowd if you think anything but the rarest 1%of couples "silently understand" each other. Takes a lot of fucking communication for any relationship to last more than 12-18 months.

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I don't understand why you didn't go nigger mode and tear them to bits..

Anyone man who had a shit nuke like that dropped on their head would beat their women until she is unrecognisable and then proceed to rek the guys who've been cumming in her dirty fucking slut hole!

I am bamboozled mein doodzle..

>>736251057
after a few years there shouldn't be much left to say that isn't about new information/life events

>>736239668
You need to start putting up ads and pimp her out for as much as you can.

I can't believe we're this far in and no one has asked for pics!

Pics of the skank OP.

Also, how can you be sure she's just sucking? She's been lying about this for ages... What else is she lying about? Couple of months down the line, you gonna find out she's been fucking them. Can you be sure she's not?

A lot of people in this thread say pimp her out. If you've got the stones for it, do that and get a better girl. If not, ditch that bitch.

Also, fuck your housemates. They've been laughing behind your back for months!

Move out. take your ho with you and make them come to you for incalls. If you've got the minerals. Or dump the bitch and run. No contact. With any of them.

>>736241939
kek

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>>736250591
>The best partners are those who understand each other silently, who are faithful, caring and thoughtful
This level of naive idealism can only ever lead to disappointment. (Naive pessimism is equally disappointing.)

None of us is perfect. And it's only through recognizing that imperfection, asking for what we need to help us, and forgiving how we all sometimes fail, that we can grow and stay together.

>>736252317
I really get that, but it's not idealism, you shouldn't expect perfection, but accept and cherish the person as best as you can.

And you don't have to do that for life. My parents recently divorced but throughout my youth, they were just like that. Never perfect, but, understanding, faithful, caring and thoughtful.

Idk, tho, I was raised like this.

>>736242961
Fuck off you arent funny kid

>>736252760
The point isn't to not search for a mate who's a great match. My point was to show how even in the best of circumstances an understanding of human nature is necessary, and communication is essential to the survival of any relationship.

It's true even in the case of people as well matched as your parents. Perhaps they might have been able to avoid divorce had they been better at talking, even if most of the time they didn't even need to.

There's an old saying in the desert:

"Praise Allah…but also tie your camel to the post."

I can't tell if this is bait or not, but Jesus somersaulting Christ this is fucking pathetic. OP, if this isn't bullshit, you need to either to get rid of all those fucks, or kill yourself. Have some god damn respect for yourself.

>>736239822
Don't fuck her because shes a filthy whore but keep her around.
Get a new GF but keep this one sucking dicks for money and paying you.
Keep going until you're done or get caught by either GF.

Not even a problem, only a positive.

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>>736239668

>>736239668
i bet you still kiss "your" gf. how does it taste your roommates' cum?

>>736241641
>/b/ is about OC, raids and sweet memes that spawn out of fucking nowhere.
t. Newfag who acme to 4chan because he thought it was an epic hacker.

Fuck off.

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>>736239668
OP, you say you're a bartender. Is there any history of alcoholism in your family?

Your ex-girlfriend is exhibiting pretty classic signs of addictive behavior (in particular, violating boundaries and agreements).

She may be acting this way as part of your own learning to deal with addiction - or its partner, enabling co-dependence - in yourself.

Have you tried stomping one of their heads in?

>>736239668
Pro-revenge.
Have sex with her. And tell her its okay to involve your all other room mates as long as you are there as well. Get her fucked like a whore. Record it. Upload. Leave.

>>736244540
>2017
>I don't adblock
homey what the fuck is wrong with you?

this makes me so mad i sincerely, unironically want to puke

it might also be that im a little sick but i actually do want to vomit
im so fucking mad

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>>736250749
>If she shrugs it off then dump her cuz she obviously doesn't care

Are you actually retarded? She already showed him she's a whore who doesn't give a shit about fidelity.

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>>736239668
Get even by posting her nudes on here. Then convince her to bump up the price to get more cash. You will get over the awkwardness and then feel cool when you realize you are her pimp.

>>736254767
faggot

>>736241641
/r9k/ is for OC you dipshit.

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>>736254881
>She already showed him she's a whore who doesn't give a shit about fidelity.
Very much.

And in doing so she's being totally honest. A person who's untrustworthy can't just walk up and tell someone "hey, I'm not trustworthy" - since to be able to do that they'd have to be trustworthy. So how the ex-gf is behaving is how an untrustworthy person communicates to other people their untrustworthiness.

At this point OP's only choices are to either 1) accept her nature and not judge her for it, or 2) leave. Bitching about ghost peppers being hot while continuing to eat them is pussy behavior.

Fool me once...won't get fooled again.

Use the money she gave you to buy a gun.
Give them something to suck on

Go to work, come back when they are all asleep and then beat them all including your girlfriend with a bat.

Simple, infect yourself with aids or some other fucked up sexual disease and watch them all die, including yourself

>>736254881
>didn't read the other part/10