/b/ share some of your Asian massage parlor experiences. How

Not a massage parlor but I saw a korean escort a few times. She was early 20s and an easy 9/10. No regrets, was an awesome time.

>>736239282
I go to them for actual massages. They are fucking awesome and really inexpensive. Also you know if its a happy ending place if they don't have signs everywhere that say DO NOT ASK.

HE massage places are great in my experience. So my 1st time /b/ was when I was 36. I work as a tax consultant, I work 9 to 5, most days I have to do over time. I’m over worked, stressed, under paid, and its even shittier at home. I’m married with kids, and my wife fucking hates me, we argue constantly about getting the bills paid. I can't sleep with her any more, I usually sleep on the coach nowadays, and we haven't been intimate in years, at this point in my life I’ve had blue balls for years. Now you may ask well can't you just crank one out when she's out, or while in the restroom? But here's my situation I don't have a smartphone- I have an analogue fucking flip phone (call/text only), the only access to internet I have is through her laptop which I use FOR MY WORK when I’m home. And of course she has porn blocks on (she and I are ‘die hard’ Mormons) to prevent anyone from seeing ‘impurities’, and on top of that I never have any alone time, I’m either getting work in my cubicle, getting bitched by my wife, or playing with my son, my life around me is stress, and work, it got tiring Anons. So while online in the cubicles computer looking for real massages, and stress relief, I run into backpage.com, and then rubmaps, and discovered ‘happy ending’ massages, I needed a release. A fucking release from life around me, and I found it, so I decided to tell the wife that I had a meeting one saturday, and that I’d be busy all day, and was able to be free that saturday. So i drive downtown looking for the massage place, I find it, park discreetly, it looked like a very small closed down store, its sign lit up with ‘open’, and I walk in, it looked like a makeshift lobby, no chairs, but a reception desk, with a bunch of flowers as decorations-

>there is a massage parlor right next to a Mexican place
>every Tuesday is all you can eat Mexican buffet
>stuff my face on cheap Mexican food
>go to my car, smoke some cigarettes, and wait
>after about an hour or so go to parlor and get hour massage
>once that old Korean lady come in a start letting them rip
>loud farts, smelly farts, break yo anus type of farts
>they always hate it but keep massaging in a room filled with my shit gas
>that face of revolt when I flip over
>this is my happy ending

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>>736239282
Been 3 times, all good. The first I was very nervous so I didn't enjoy it fully. 2nd & 3rd were amazing. Super relaxing massage, with happy ending for $80.

>>736239765
(heres the rest of my experience I reached the word limit),the place smelled musty idk why, and suddenly this 20 something chinese babe, walks up to me, she had dark black hair, a tiny asian face, a cute nose, plump breasts, and a flat ass, she had a unzipped jacket, blue shirt, and jeans on weirdly enough, and was about 5’2’’, she was a 7/10 in my book, but definitely looked good. We talk to each other, I pay for a 1 hour ‘massage’, about 60 bucks, and get lead into this dark massage room, with soothing music playing, and a few candles lit I undress, taking my old suit off, and lay down for my massage. She comes in now in short shorts, and a white tank top I can see her soft nips through her big juicy breasts, she begins the massage, it was OK, during it I was able to touch/grope her ass doing so was soothing as hell for some reason, she went a little too hard on my legs, she then did the flip, asked for a tip, i tipped about 40 bucks, she proceeded to lube my balls, and cock up, that felt amazing on its own, my dick was so hard by the time she started stroking precum was already coming out, she then did a pretty standard bj, took off her tank top, her boobs dropped, then proceeded to do a boob job which was stunning, and felt so good, she was sexy as fuck when she gave this look only an asian could as she moved her breasts as they caressed my dick. I eventually came when she started to do a hj, as I started moaning. I cummed loads, she cleaned me up, we kissed, and then left to go back to the hell hole in which I came. That was about 3 years ago, however I’ve been going there, and a bunch of other joints since then, Yomi is a very nice chick I wish she had a better ass though, I must say the experience was as amazing, I plan on going again.

>>736239282
They charged me $70 extra for happy ending.

>>736239853
what are your commands edgelord?

>>736239853
Kek

Holy shit. Has that guy got anorexia or something? You can see his fucking ribcage.

>>736239952
That sounds like something copied/pasted out of some erotic novel.

maybe leave her also ditch the mormon shit

>>736240321
Found the fatass

It's weird how something that's so obviously a brothel can stay in business for years next to Burger Kings and Christian book stores. Not even in bad neighborhoods either. Have they always been there or has the internet just made it that much more obvious?

Ive done it a few times. One girl was easily 8/10. They can give great handjobs especially if you are backed up.

Teee
https://youtu.be/mvw6u716jEw

>>736239904
are you trying to peddle your shit again Chris? gtfo

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>>736242601
>being this radical

>>736240026
lmao on top of massage? I never tipped more than $20 for a HJ.

>>736239904
chris :(

stop spamming your shit, no one wants to buy it

>>736242765
>being this desperate

>>736239904
Post the rest Chris ;)

>>736240321
Lmao fat americans never seen their ribcages before. He's lying on his back - it happens to normal weight people.

Went in to my regular Asian spot
>slip mama-San a 80 I'll be hanging out for a while
>my girl Yuna comes over big smile on her face she knows she's gonna make some money
>she escorts me to a private groom with a chiropractor bed
>been through the bullshit that I skip all the awkward talking and undressing and just pull her over to me
>she's a 6/10 Vietnamese nice ass no tits
>she's super into it trying to kiss me and use younger squeezing me
>fuck her a couple times over the hour with lots of licking kissing and squeezing all over
>leave with a grin after leaving 120 on the counter for her
>as I'm driving off I think about how I'm gonna come back next week

I went to one yesterday

Drained my balls in some Korean lady's throat

Good times

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Anyone with a rubmaps account able to check RelaxAsian in Wichita, KS?

Some OC yellow ass as pre-emptive thanks.

What's a good place in Houston I can go get my dick touched or more?

>>736239483
So how do you get one if you can't ask?

>>736247514
Look on eccie dot net

Lots of escorts, Asian massage parlor reviews

>>736241786
they've been around since forever, and aren't going anywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if there are brothels disguised as churches

>>736239952
You haven't jacked off in years but were able to last through a bj? Didnt happen

>>736247150
Anon know any other place in Wichita KS? Never Been to one and im interested

>>736248348
Eccie dot net

Check your city

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>>736248348

Not a clue, I'm asking for the same reason. RelaxAsian is near me, but I almost think it might be a legit operation, no happy endings.

>>736239425
Post her pic and name

>>736239282
I went to one in vegas and one in japan. The one in vegas was 1000 time better.

She gave me a shower beforehand, full massage, then finished me off.

>>736245578
Where is this?
Post pic

>>736248348
>Wichita, KS

Star Spa
Diamond Spa
Marvelous Massage
Danielle's Massage
Smile Spa

All of those places will do it for you

>>736247021
Is getting a blowjob something most of them offer? I feel like just an hj would be disappointing

>>736248650
How much?

>>736239765
You say you cant crank one because porn is blocked...

But /b/ isnt blocked and has good enough fap material 90% of the time

>>736240321
that's perfectly normal lying on your back

>>736249568
I think the vegas one was 100 and the japan one was 120

>>736249346
The Asian massage places around here have a table shower, and they always suck and fuck. Most will usually eat your ass also

>>736250179
Not too bad, is it really expected that you should tip a lot?

Any of you done full service?

>>736247915
I came rather quickly, so its not like she did hours on end lol nonetheless great experience

>>736239425
where and how much

I went to a happy ending place in Budapest, so it wasn't Asian.

Chick spoke no English and I was hung over. I paid extra for the body-to-body contact, so she rubbed her little skinny naked body over my fat hung-over ass for a few minutes. I could feel her pube stubble rubbing my ass crack. Kinda cool. Then she flipped me over and played with my dong. I came eventually, way harder than she figured - splattered the wall behind my shoulder. She seemed amused by that at least.

Massage - 3/10
Hotness of chick - 7/10
Handjobbiness of handjob - 8/10

All in all, I'd spend that $40 again.

any anons in K-W, ON, CA? Suggest any places?

>>736250628
>kek :)

>>736250659
wholeheartedly suggest a place called Phoenix massage

>>736250221
The vegas one included the tip. It was lile $40 and she asked for a big tip. I was happy to have blown my load so i gave her $60.

>>736247514
Lmao you are in THE ultimate spot for what you are looking for. H town runs that shit.

Anyone recommend any places in NY?

Anyone know any places in Ga for this stuff?

Yo any places in England, specifically Cambridge?

GF says she wants to watch if I ever go to one of these. Is that frowned upon?

Went to one in Vegas. (1st time ever) My boys told me to look for neon signs. Get dropped off by an Uber at the 1st one and pay $80 for the "premium hour massage" I'm drunk AF and high off like 30mgs of adderal. I'm laying on my back and it feels amazing. She flips me over and asks if I want anything else and I said yes. She starts to jerk me off and my hand kinda brushes on her ass. I said sorry and she told me it was okay to touch her. I told her if she wanted me to stop at any point, to say something. She gets wet from me rubbing her pussy as she's jerking me off. I get the courage to ask if I can eat her ass while she jerks me off and she told me $150 so I said fuck it and withdrew $200. She takes off her panties and sits on my face and I eat her ass for 30 minutes until I finally blow my load. She says "ooo so strong.. oo so much!" I give her the money and I go back to my hotel. Will definately go back again. Her ass tasted fantastic and it was a life changing experience.

>>736239765
Fuck, I wouldn't be able to tolerate that kind of existence. No porn? Bitch of a wife? Go go divorce. Hello happiness.

>>736251094
Nice

anybody go to one in Oakland ca?

>>736239765
>tax consultant
>can't afford own laptop

Ok kiddo

>>736245047
I'm not even american

>>736239282
Gone 3 times now. First time it was an older woman. Not very good English, but enough to kinda chit chat a little. Massage was pretty good, but she ninja death gripped my cock and started beating it like a dog being prepped for dinner. 4/10. She basically stopped as soon as cum started cumming out. Waste of $70 in my opinion. Second time was a women in her 30's with a csection scar that was pretty bad. Good massage and she sucked and fucked me for $100. 7/10. The last time was better. She gave me a deep tissue which fuckin killed. She's was in her 40's but had a nice tight body and perky tits. She cracked my neck and back though which was awesome. She played with my cock and balls while massage my asshole from behind. Damn near came. On the flip she gave me a handjob which could only be described as a thousand year old geisha technique. I've never been able to jerk myself better than this woman. I fucking came buckets but as soon as my first was shot out she slowed down to almost a stop. I guess these women are used to quick cummers. She asked if I liked slower or faster when cumming and told her fast and don't stop till I say so. She said she'll do it like that next time. $100 for that and will probably go back.

>>736247514
Any of the places on Star Lane will give you a nice rub and tug. Showers available usually too.

>>736251917
Fake and gay.

>for 30 minutes until I finally blow my load

>>736247514
Rubmaps. Look it up and you can view by ratings. Can't look at comments though unless you pay.

Any good ones in San Jose, Ca?

anyone know of places in philly?

I am actually thinking about going to one tonight. How does the money work?

It says on the backpage ad that is is $80 for an hour. That is just for the parlor right? Then when I get in there I leave extra money depending on what happens?

>was in northern VA visiting a law firm in a strip mall
>parked in front of a mysterious blacked out door with a sign that said MVP and a doorbell
>no idea what type of establishment the door is
>I thought to myself "I'm and
MVP" and I right the doorbell.
>50 ish year old lady answers the door and takes me by the hand, leading me to a room with massage table
>she turns to me and says "half or owa?
>huh
>one owa $70 dollar
>oh oh oh, light dawns. I tell her I have to go to ATM
>tells me to go and come back
>led back to same room, she hands me a while towel and says undress and to wait for Sophie
>I do as I'm told
>a few mins later a much cuter Vietnamese girl comes in, late 30's
>takes me by the hand and leads me to a table. She lays me down face down and washes me down with a shower nozzle. Cleans me up, scrubs me like a car wash, including getting way up in my b-hole.
>flips me over and scrubs my chest and legs
>meticulously cleans my cock, which is now rock hard
>works her hand up and down my shaft a few times and whispers "after" in my ears.
>I give her a puzzled look and she says
>can't do here, too many people
>takes me back to the room and gives me a brilliant massage. Well worth the $70 and then some
>pretty much felt her up the entire time
>reaches under me and works my cock a little bit while I'm face down. I elevate my ass a bit, basically on all fours at this point
>she starts blowing on my asshole while she's working my shaft. I'm hard as a rock
>gives my ass a little tonging. I fight the urge to cum with everything I had
>turn ova
>begins stroking my cock again
>She says hold on and leaves the room for about 10 seconds
>I half expect the cops to come in
>she comes back in, locks the door, slips her clothes off
>she lays next to me and cuddles for about a minute. I'm playing with her nipples and fingering her.
>she stands back up and works my cock
>I start to get close
>she dutifully wraps her lips around it and I drain my nuts into her stomach

>>736239282
Who is that? Sauce?

bumpin

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Y'all know any good places around Ft Worth or Dallas?

>>736239282
Who is that? Sauce?

any tips for someone thinking of going/nervous about it?

>>736256255
What's to be nervous about? They aim to please.

If you act too nervous they might mistake you for a cop and not give you the happy ending.

>>736253537
Nononononono fuck that those are ALWAYS being raided. There's one down Dairy Ashford. Won't say where but it LOOKS like it's on the verge of being raided so you'll know it. Girls are all Nips so they look younger than they probs are. I'm into little kids so I was always making out-of-the-blue remarks about youthfulness. You know, basically just telling her what I was into without explicitly saying it. Anyway, once you're a "regular" (for me about 4 trips) they usually get what you mean when you keep complimenting their youthful features and you get the masseuse who's CLEARLY under 17 (AoC in TX) and I tipped a LOT more on that one just to kind of not-so-subtly send the message that I preferred her. I'm really hoping they have a connection for buying a loli but I have zero idea how to even broach the topic. I guess brining up the Vienamese mob might work? That's the big one in Houston, IIRC.

Who pays for a handjob?

>>736254710
Yrah, 80 is the house fee. Need to bring more for the tip. I wouldn't bring more than 200 total.

>>736256255
Get high first?

>>736256938
Do I just leave more for the tip? I'm young and good looking if that helps

>>736256938
Zero. You have to go a few times to establish trust before you get to fuck. You can get a nice HJ and maybe a BBBJCIM the first time but not sex. And you wouldn't want to go to a place where you CAN get sex the first time, because its guaranteed under police surveillance

>>736256635
Feels good man?

>>736257226
Thanks for the tip anon!

>>736257188
They don't like young and good looking. They like 40 and no chance you are a cop.

>>736257311
Seriously would they refuse me?

>>736257226
YMMV. Every place I've been to that does FS did so on the first visit.

>>736257226
>>736257299
Actually that guy is full of shit.

In San Francisco, every massage parlor I walked into wasn't even pretending to be a massage parlor. They just asked what I wanted and I paid for it.

>>736239282
SAUCE

>>736239904
Chris why the fuck is it so expensive. I want to see the rest.

>>736247653
he's saying the legit places have signs saying don't ask, the ones that are actually sex places don't have the signs

>>736257397
I'm in portland OR, hopefully it's similar

>>736257397
I guess life is different here in Virginia

>>736257188
Places I frequent usually ask you what you want at some point. Just say "everything" and they'll ask for the tip first. Then give them your 100 or so and see if they ask for more or not. I usually pay 60 for the house, then 120 for the tip. Has gotten me FS every time thus far.

>>736255810
Hit up the Asian massage parlors on northwest hwy, Harry Hines and royal ln

All near little Korea

>>736257608
Sounds good anon, thanks for the advice

>>736257353
How old are you? I look young, so some places ask me how old I am. Not sure what their cutoff would ne. When I say I'm in my thirties, they laugh embarrassed. "Oh, sorry! You look so young!"

>>736257226
This guy doesn't know wtf he's talkin bout. He's been getting cucked since elementary which is why he can't get it on the first go even when he's paying. You just gotta find the right place.

>>736239952
you kissed?
that doesnt sound right

>>736257719
27, so not super young. Should I bring a condom?

My first time was awkward but still awesome. Not I go about twice a month. My current girl is epic. Lick by butthole, sucks my dick without a condom and has mad skills

>>736239765
Christ. Nearly a mirror image of my existence except I have a smartphone albeit a cheap a ZTE Warp. Divorce that cunt /b/ro. I'm plotting to get rid of my bitch from hell.

>>736255810
dude pretty much any place on backpage or CL with fake pictures of asian chicks will rub one out for you for about $40 extra. theres def one in hurst.

>>736257822
27 will be fine. My guess is the age cutoff is 21. No need to bring a rubber, they'll have them there. If they ask you if you want a shower or table shower, answer yes. That's always a good sign from the start. At that point you'll definitely be getting at least a HJ later.

Some places only do HJ, some only up to BJ, but most I've been to are FS. Shop around if you're not satisfied. The level that they'll go to tends to be the same for all girls at the same place. If you just get a HJ, getting a different person at the same place will probably also just be a HJ. Once you find a spot with FS, you've probably hit the jackpot.

Anybody know of some in York region in Ontario, preferably close to Newmarket

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>>736240900
This would have been a good get thread
>checked

Anyone asking about specific locations, check out rubmaps or spahunters

Info might be old, depending on area.

>>736258302
Thanks for the advice. I've gotten so many dubs in this thread that I have to check it out

Never but I've fucked college aged escorts if that counts

>>736258558
You're welcome. Hope you give it a shot and enjoy your visit. AMPs are wonderful things.

Amazing how they exist in plain sight. I used to drive past one every day to work. I had no idea until I started reading about them here.

>>736258624
Where did you find them?

Anyone with rubmaps can you look at Cincinnati Ohio

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>>736258359

Chicagofag here. Not an Asian parlor but a full latina one. Never had a massage before so I decided to try a spot near my area.

>Massage parlor is on the bottom floor of an apartment building.
>Only one small massage sign, along with a lit neon 'Open' sign. Blinds in front window are closed.
>Knock on door. Lady peeks through blinds, then cracks door open and says, "Yes?"
>Tell her I'm here for massage, she lets me in without saying anything.
>Place looks shady as fuck, very dim lighting.
>Latina is in her early 30s, light skin, blonde hair, really cute face. Sort of on the almost chubby side.
>I try to communicate with her, she doesn't know any english.
>An 18-21yr old cuter dark skinned latina walks in and speaks perfect english asking what brings me there.
>she tells the older latina I'm only there for a 30min massage.

>Walk in a small room similar to OPs pic, but walls aren't pink.
>Latina tells me get undressed in spanish (forgot to mention I know somewhat little bit of spanish) and put on a towel.
>Not sure if I should remove boxers or keep them on under towel. I remove them.
>Towel is tiny as fuck barely covering my junk.
>She comes back in and puts on some supposed to be soothing music, but the audio quality sounds so bad it was hilarious.
>My 30min are almost up, she asks me if I want extra in spanish.
>at the time I'm thinking she was asking to add extra time. I say okay
>She tells me $40. (The massage itself was $60)
>After giving her the cash, she begins to pour some oil on her hands and quickly flips open my towel revealing my flaccid cock.
>I freak out now realizing what she meant, but go with it.
>I know I'm not going to bust because hand jobs never do it for me, no matter how good a girl is.
>5min pass, my cock is still semi flaccid. I see her struggling to get it up.
>Not happening
>the timer for extra time rings. She's still struggling, I'm still semi flaccid.

>>736257797
White guys are pretty racist. They don't see asians as people. Especially prostitutes. He most likely insisted on it and she gave in.

>>736259093

>I tell her in spanish, that's it, thank you.
>she looks up from my cock at me and asks if I'm sure.
>I say yes, and she wipes my cock off and sprays the room with glade and leaves while I get dressed.
>feeling like a complete jackass I get dressed and she comes back to lead me to the front door
>I stand there and say, "...thanks.."
>She smiles and closes the door.

That was last year. Till this day I always debate if I should even bother showing my face there again.

>>736259206
Also doesn't mind guzzling some random guys second-hand cum for the same reason (being white male)

>>736253682
yeah, not every one busts in 2 minutes like you

Any spots in NYC?

Use to be a hobbyist for 15 years. Haven't been in 3 years now but have been wanting to go recently. Might go this week.

man, i wish my back and lungs weren't shit. I'd love to go to a massage parlor

http://statenisland.backpage com/WomenSeekMen/

ny spas / hookers

>>736259206
faggot

Not an Asian massage parlor but a Latina one. First time I went I was nervous and came in two pumps. I've visited frequently afterwards. Girls there love me and get excited when I come because I'm younger. Massage itself is alright but they'll let me smoke there with them and will give me an extra long massage if I had a rough day

>>736258479
Useless unless you sign up

>>736260490
Also I found it on rub maps. First and only one I've tried out, haven't really had a reason to try any other ones

>>736260596
Or unless you're feeling brave.

If you are looking for a legit MP that gives you a happy ending, or more. I suggest AVOIDING Backpage. Yes the advertisements for them are still there despite the "ban" on adult stuff. I tried a few advertised there, and most of them ended up as just simple massages that "teased" for a bigger tip for more action. If you want to find a place where stuff really happens, use this site instead.

https://www.rubmaps.com/

Yes the free content is really restrictive, BUT for a simple 1 month fee you can find a couple places that do offer the "services" you want. I found 4 places through them where I can get what I want.

Honestly though, from my experience, since so many of them are worried about getting in trouble. Most of them won't go that far with you the first couple times. I have one that I've been going to for a couple years now. Usually once a month. The girls know what I want, and I get more play time with them because there's no fake BS dancing around the subject matter. I usually spend no more than $100 most of the time. $40 to the mama-san at the desk (I go to a asian one), and a $60 "tip" for the girl.

>>736254727

>I'm an MVP

fuckin baller

Former monger here.

I used to frequent my city's locations for GFE's, HE's, the whole nine. I spent thousands of dollars, usually in the morning, fend off a bit of paranoia because I always anticipated a bust, but it never happened.

Got everything I wanted from that, and then it occurred to me:

Well fuck, what if these women are here against their will?

The thought makes me sick to my stomach to this day. Yeees inb4 faggot.

I started at 18, so I was approaching this from a position of goofy ignorance. Maybe they were trafficked in, maybe they were not. Not knowing for sure was enough for me, so I stopped.

OP here.
Just finished reading through entire thread, just realized I haven't shared my first time lol. But just thoughts- kudos to that MVP guy being showered is always fun ;-) and to that Mormon cuck who posted wtf dude get a divorce seriously. Well here I go:

My first time at a happy ending MP was when I was 21, it was winter, just broken up with gf, and was hella horny after not busting a nut for a couple weeks, find my way to Backpage, look at their 'massages', I find this Vietnamese rub n tug only a few miles from my dorm, I go, the place is shady as fuck, go in a little nervous, the place is dark, but the lobby has three Asian chicks there, 2 of them in which looked kinda cute leave the lobby, the lady left is clearly Vietnamese a pure Asian milf, we chit chat a bit I pay 40 bucks for 30 minutes, see leads me to a lit up room, locks the door, watches me strip, helps me put a towel on my ass and begins massage. Little later she asks for tip, I pay 60$ And she gives the best bj I've ever had. I must say it was fun.

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>>736239853
underrated

>>736262332
Kek But joking aside HE parlors are great!

>>736262017
Ya. I was 75% sure I was going to kill myself. I hadn't had sex in four years so I decided to get a hooker as a bucket list type thing. We talked after the deed and I realized that she didn't seem happy. I felt kinda bad for her.

>>736262616
I personally don't care if she was trafficked in, a victim, or some shit, I could care less. I just want the service that I pay for, not a son story. In my years of going to MPs the ladies seem to enjoy what they do. Who gives a fuck what no good yellow chinks, and nips think?

>>736262566
Oh good another moral fuck who wants to consider how 'they' feel

>>736263898
I know this woman wasn't trafficked in and she wasn't Asian. But I don't want to hurt anyone. There's enough pain out there.

Personally I feel that regardless of how the women end up getting the job providing the service that there will always be a chance that they ended up there through less than desired, and unfortunate circumstances. However I still love going, I plan on going to again

>>736263898
Couldn't *** care less. Fuck that bothers me so much you dumb fuck

Just posting briefly about my experiences in Sydney, Australia. Found a great little place that does HE. Used to be only girls of Asian descent (who were early 20s and cute nonetheless) but now features girls from Spain, Colombia, Peru and the U.K. my favourite experience to date - big titted Chinese girl, perhaps it was only her first day. Handed her the requisite $40 for massage and $20 for HJ. She starts massaging, feel her touching me up and checking me out. Then I hear her ruffling and realise she's getting naked. Because I'm such a gentleman I almost told her that I didn't pay for it, but I stopped myself. Gave a great ball/ass massage from behind but I've noticed not all girls do this. Anyone with any tips to get them to do this consistently?

Im lucky enough to live in South Florida so theres pretty much one in every plaza. Found an amazing one with grade A talent. A little pricey for my taste but it's completely worth it considering once I got jacked off by an Asian granny. The weird thing is that her hands tho were so experienced. She gave gave me the best massage legit or parlor wise I've ever had and damn those old hands had a lot of hj wisdom. But overall it was weird getting touched by like a 70 year old

>>736255977
https://www.pornpy.com/video/this-massage-has-a-real-happy-ending-9287.html

How do these places work? You just call for an appointment?

>Be me
>Live in small town, about 30,000 people
>Nothing to do
>One day, new business opens up
>"Tiger Massage Spa"
>"Relaxing, Oriental Massage. Walk-ins Welcome!"
>I've been to a few massage parlors in my travels, I know what this shit is all about
>No-fap for a week before I go in
>Like blow huge loads for them chinks, make their squinty-eyes go round
>Head over to the ol' rub 'n' tizzug
>jrock.png
>The place looks really nice in the lobby
>Was expecting the typical dingy and dank
>"Hi! Welcome to Tiger Massage, how can I help you?
>She's an older, yet still drop dead gorgeous asian lady, not the typical dried up asian clam you see running these places
>No hint of an accent either
>Wearing a white dr.'s coat, with a skirt. Great legs
>Jet black silky hair pulled back into a pony tail that almost went down to her ass
>I'm fucking diamonds already
>She sits me down and starts asking me questions
>What do I do for work? Do I have any chronic pain? Any injuries? That sort of shit
>Damn, they are really putting on a show
>Tell her I just always feel tense
>"Oh, well we can help with that!"
>I bet you can!
>Takes me into a room
>Damn, no table shower
>She leaves, so I strip naked and lay down on the table
>I'm a fucking sundial, folks
>Thinking of that asian milf and what she'll do to me... I'm so hard it hurts
>Start stroking myself
>"Oh, anon. I almost forgot. Do you have insurance? Because most providers will cover--AHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??"
>Sit up a bit on the table, cock still in hand? "What?"
>"Get out! Just get out now! You're lucky I'm not calling the cops! Just get out now!"
>She throws my clothes at me and I get dressed and leave
>Turns out, the place was legit
>By legit, I mean, she was an actual massage therapist
>Fucking EVERYONE who went in there expected happy endings
>The place didn't last a year

>>736267120
I just walk in. I only go at night, but they're usually open all day.

>>736267214
This is awesome anon

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i have a questions how does one find a happy ending parlor?

>>736239282
I just two aleeve instead

>>736267468
Reread the thread. Several websites already mentioned.

>>736267431
Should I be able to find a place for like 50-100 or is it always more because you have to tip?

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>>736267665
thank you mister i will go check them out right now and lie about my age!

>>736239853
Lol'd

>>736267879
All the places I've been to are 60 or 80 to get in, then you need to tip to get anything beyond a massage.

>>736253682
It's called being drunk as fuck.

>>736239282
First time I went, I got so excited from the tease that when the chick brushed the underside of my cock ( laying there, on stomach, legs spread so she can reach the cock n balls), I fucking blasted a huge nut all over the table and her hand. A little premature.

Best one was about two years ago, was this mid-40s Chinese broad who gives a good massage. She did something to the point where the asscheek meets the thigh that was just like "ohfuckinholyshit" In a good way. Had me hard enough to cut diamonds on the flip. Not sure still what she actually did, but it was some gooky pressure point thing that felt amazing.

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>>736239282

>be 23
>Medic US Army months post invasion of Iraq
>Get 3 day RnR to Qatar
>Drink tickets suck
>Only 3 beers a night
>Pay sand flea 20 bucks for a stack of 20 tickets each night
>Battle and I head to spa ran by filipinos on the Air Force Base
>Get full deal 40 bucks
>Got 60 so set for tonight
>Mani pedi facial 30 min massage
>Battle paints his toenails infantry blue
>head back for massage
>go commando all the time so just wrap towel
>desert queen walks in and says hi
>gets to work
>Standard for first half
>rubs side of dick more than once
>Havent been near a female in months cuz in a line unit
>diamonds.gif
>we make eye contact
>no words only a facial gesture or two
>heavenlyhandy.webm
>finish and she even cleans me off
>problem....
>Do I give her the twenty?
>Ask for change?
>Walk out?
>No dino no sketti
>smile and say thank you
>Walk out

Daddy needed that beer.

Battle was pissed. He straight up asked and got turned down.

>>736262616
I'm with you there. I've been in that position too, so it had me wondering.
>>736264320
Agreed.

>>736247150
Actually will be in wichita for a couple of days with fuck all to do. Besides these parlors
>>736249037
any wichita bros have any recs for some backpage whores or anything?

What the fuck is Rubmaps guys?

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any chicago joints?

Anyone know a place in mobile al?

>>736254342
bump