Hey /b/, wanna play a game? >Jack is a 22 year old NEET that

>>736236916

those aren't WoW stats.

anyway all 10 stat point into autism for the biggest sperglord possible

all 10 to strength, retard power go

>>736237075
This

Intelligence

Sex appeal

10 in def

bump cause this seems awesome

>>736237569
Reroll for turtle

2 in strength
2 in inteligence
3 in reflexes
2 in speed
1 in sex

>>736237596
schizoid lizardman it is

>>736237678
I think this

>>736237678
This but play unarmed only

10 vitality so we can jack off

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>>736237596
Jack walks out his front door, energetic than ever before. The sun touches his skin for the first time in what felt like years, strengthening his determination. Jack feels like nothing- NOTHING, can break him.
>So where to?
>post ending in 1,3,5,7,9,0 or dubs chooses down, left, or right.
>protip: this is the only time the choice of direction will be linear

5 int
5 str

turn 360 degrees and go right

right

Down.

>>736238101
Hard right

>>736238101
hahaa. all points in defense?
Probably trained from getting yelled and nagged at often.

>>736238101
go to the local school and meet the bullied emo kid for a quest

>>736238101
D
O
W
N

back into the house

>>736238183
WinRAR

>>736238771
ReRoll

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>>736238183
Jack may have felt more determined, but he sure wasn't smarter. For no reason whatsoever, he decides to spin 360 degrees and walk to the right. Following the straight, narrow road for a bit, Jack ends up at a cross-road. Which way does he go now?

>post ending in 2,4,8 or dubs chooses what to do.

>>736239127
He chooses the middle like the retard he is

>>736239127
he stab man

Inform that motherfucker by the berry bushes that you will be seizing all his berries

Say to the man "tits or gtfo"

Right

>>736239127
Left so he avoids contact with other humans

Right, to ask the man for a quest

>>736239308
Welp
WinRAR again

>>736239273
This

He gay rape rob the man and keep on walking

Jack does a home invasion

Breaks into the house

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>>736239433
A get

>>736239433
Roll

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>>736239308
You walk over to the friendly man picking out berries from his berry bushes. From the lush, green leaves on the bush and the ripe, plump berries on them, it was very apparent that he had grown them himself. It was quite a sight. "Hello there, traveler!" than man says as you approach him. You do not respond. You firmly grasp the man on his shoulder, unsheathing your dagger. "Gimmie ur barries." you say with a smile on your face. The man is terrified at the cold, dead look in your eyes. "Please, don't! I need these for my dinner tonight!" He replies. He does not hand you the berries. Maybe negotiating with him will help?
>What now?
>post ending in 5,9, or dubs chooses what to do.

Jack tells the man that if he does not give him the berries, he will burn the mans house down. Maybe not today, maybe not this year, But one day Jack will come back in the dark of night to watch the berry man and his family burn.

Do an autistic screech

Cut off his dick and say "ha ha! Now how will you pee?"

Tell the man if he does not hand over the berries, jack will rape him into submission

>>736241267
This, and the shear volume of the screech cuases the man's ears to blead and he passes out

Tell him you'll give him a kiss for some berries

>>736241698
Roll

>>736241698
Roll again

Threaten to kill yourself if you do not get berries

>>736241552
Roll

Fucker doesn't wanna share? Burn all his berry bushes. Now nobody gets any berries.

>>736241885
Winner

>>736240866
Jack gives the man his dagger in exchange for the berries

>>736240866
Slay the bandit and loot his berries obviously.

>>736241648
OP decides what happens moron

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>>736241885
"Gimme ur baries or imma rape the fuk outta u boipussi" You say to the man. The man has confusion written over his face as he begins to cry. It seems that he may be unable to comprehend what the fuck you're even saying to him. He drops his berries on the ground and runs back into the safety of his home. You obtained 3 blue berries. It's effects are unknown. Due to your successful negotiation, you gained 3 EXP.
>What now?
>post ending in 1,4,7,9 or dubs chooses what to do.

>>736243025
Attempt to eat blue berries. If poisonous, vomit immediately

Jack does nothing, except strain his face and produce a sizeable erection

>>736243025
Attempt to enter mans house in search of more loot

>>736243199
oh sweet jesus

Break into the man's house from his window "YOU HOLDIN' OUT ON ME?! I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE BERRIES IN HERE!"

>>736243199
chekked faggot

>>736243338
quads miss reroll faglord

>>736243025
Follow man into house and rape him

>>736243514
rolling for that sweet boipussie

>>736243514
rollllll

>>736243338
this

>>736243338
thisagain

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>>736243149
The berries look very fresh and juicy to you. You can't resist the urge to eat them. Normally, if one was wise, they would try one. You're not. You slam down all three berries into your mouth without an ounce of hesitation. To your surprise, your brain gets a stinging sensation similar to a brain freeze, and your mouth feels like you just ate a handful of mints. It seems that eating more than one of these berries at once would kill a man. But you're a strong autist, so this is nothing to you. You lose 3 HP. However, you gain 1 EXP and the ability to shoot icicles from the palm of your hand. We should really start heading back on the road.
>What now?
>post ending in 1,3,7 or dubs chooses what to do.

>>736243338
No, do this instead

>>736243338
Roll

>>736244425
Continue down road towards city or village

>>736244657
Yay, i win

>>736244716
Unfortunately, it was a roll for a response that was for the previous action. The action has already been chosen and we have moved on to a different one.

Realising if the man planned to eat these clearly poisonous berries, then he must too he powerful, jack decides to spy on the man in his house

let's takea dump in front of the man's house and head towards the road

Fine, set the man's house on fire and continue down the road

>>736236916
YOU STOLE THIS FROM THE DAN ADVENTURES OP.

FUCK YOU.

>>736245253
Winner

>>736245273
but there were like 5 different /b/ adventures anon

>>736245273
I wouldn't say I stole it. But I was heavily inspired by it. So I created my own. But fuck me if you want, man.

>>736245253
Winner lmao

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>>736245273
Guy from the Dan adventure threads here. I don't mind. I was hoping my stuff would inspire others to do the same, tus improving the quality of this board

>>736245565
Bull fuckin shit lol

>>736245340
ok this seems fun tho. hurry up and draw next part OP

>>736245565
Thus*

>>736245565
hooray for more adventures

>>736245565
nice try, dan adventure theif

nah but I am autistic and overreacted. my b

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>>736245253
You realize that you do not like the man that ran away from you. You want to kick his ass. You decide that you want to burn his stupid house down. It seems that you have no idea how, unfortunately. There's got to be some way to do it, though.
>What now?
>post ending in 0,3,6,8 choose what to do

>>736246218
Use ice instead, too lazy, freeze the fucker to death

>>736246218
break into the mans home, use icicles to stab him in the dick, and get a box of matches and feebly attempt to burn the house down with a single match

>>736236916
All ten into anti gay

>>736246218
Attempt to hit sword off of a rock to get a spark to set his house of fire

>>736246488
winrar.

>>736245565
quite frankly, I wish those "adventures" had a -norape and -nosuicide setting on them. way too much rape/gore/murder

>>736246488
This action has already been decided. Every level up grants you one attribution point.

>>736246589
Look above that post

>>736246218
successfully use the sword handle to start a fire because you're too dumb to know it won't work

>>736246528
real winrar

>>736246704
reroll for dumb luck

>>736246218
move on down the street. maybe there's another more interesting house with lawnmower or a playground or swimming pool somewhere.

>>736246797
>>736246528
i'm dumb and this is winrar

>>736246676
no, the fun part about them is how ANYTHING can happen. try /qst/ for serious adventures

Still no winner? Ok i roll for jack to continue down the road and look for new adventures

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>>736246528
Eureka! You managed to set the tip of your sword on fire! Gained 1 EXP and reached Level 2. You may allocate 1 attribution point into yourself. Are you still sure you want to set the innocent man's house on fire?

>>736247520
Yes set the house on fire by burning the door, and apply point to strength

>>736246218
Rape his wife

>>736247622
the berry faggot must burn by the strength of 1 autistic turtle with 1 strength

>>736247520
throw a shitstorm of mortal icicles at the man's house, THEN burn the house

>>736247622
>>736247733
double dubs

>>736247622
>>736247733
These dubs command it. Make it so.

>>736247622
>>736247733
You forgot to post what wining rolls were this turn, so just go with the dubs

Use your hand icicles to burn his house down

>>736247520
Make the mans house go a burn burn!

>>736248177
WINN

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>>736247622
>>736247733
You set the mean berry man's house on fire. You laugh as the small, wooden house catches flame. As you step back to watch the show, your smile fades immediately. It seems you failed to realize that the man's house is in the middle of a forest, which also catches the flames. The berry man runs out of his house and falls still onto the grass. Along with him, a small little girl does the same. You feel as if you've done something wrong. You slowly back away from the flames and screams coming from the two. This may look bad if a guard were to come. You should leave.
>What now?
>posts ending in 1,8,0 or dubs chooses

Where is OP

>>736249544
Rape his wife

>>736249611
Winrar

>>736249544
>>736249611

>>736249544
shoot icicles at girl and man to douse the fire

>>736249611
"Wife"
I think she's too small for that :^)
Whatever you say

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>>736249611
You don't understand the concept of rape, but it looked amusing to you over the internet. You wonder if the berry man had a wife, but even if he did, she'd probably be dead by now. Lost 1 HP for standing next to a progressive open flame. You really think that you should go.
>What now?
>post ending in 4,8,0 or dubs choose

>>736250349
Flee the flame, run along the road

use your hand icicles to make a copy of yourself with 10 attack and kill him to absorb his power

Put out fire by wizzing on it, saving the man's family and becoming a hero

Flee the scene, run further down the road

>>736250668
Rolling for this

>>736250349
Jack wants more equipment and the burnt girl looks fine(use ice magic on her to avoid the flames)

>>736250668
we have become a true arsonist psychopath

>>736250199
re-roll
>>736250349

cut the man's penis and take it as a trophy

Leave a suicide note so it seems that the family killed themselves

>>736250349
Light a joint of butthash and get so high as shit nigger that you fly to fuckoff land

>>736251283
Reroll

>>736251324
Yussss

>>736250970
>>736251324
Winnar is already decided

>>736251411
No faggot
>>736251324
>>736251283
Are obviously the viable options

>>736251654
>arguing with dubs

Try to recruit the burning man as a follower

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>>736251872

Feel bad for the girl, attempt to douse flames with urine.

>>736252036
Decision has already been made by
>>736251283
So kick back and watch niggerfaggot

it burns when i pee

is OP kill?

>>736252222
if OP wasn't kill you might have just killed OP

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>>736250668
You continue down the path away from the screams. They were too loud anyway. Along the road, a man flags you down. He sees you are an experienced traveler, and is selling weapons. You seem interested in his offer, but you don't remember how much gold you have.
>What now?
>post ending in 1,5,6 or dubs continues

>>736252222
>>736252443
RESURRECTION

>>736252131
*sigh*

>>736252443
>experienced traveler
stab him with an icicle or several and take all the weapons you can carry

>>736252443
Rob him and try to eat him

Pay the man 5 gold to suck your dick

>>736252443
Freeze him and take the weapons

>>736252443
Stare into sellers eyes and remove shirt, becoming erect

kill him with your icicles and loot his shop

Since OP is fucking slow, i'm going to start a RPG on a different thread

Who's down?

>>736252526
bite his dick off

>>736252743
Do it
I will keep both tabs open

>>736252743
OP here, I'll also keep tabs

OP here, unfortunately I must abandon the thread. I have to take care of some things. It was a lot of fun boys. Thanks for the keks. I'll start another one later on tonight.

>>736253357
Ok take care

>>736252902
>>736253224
Ahh, it's longer than i'd thought, trying to set up first screen and an intro, stick around tho cause i'll link the thread when i'm ready

everyone died the end

>>736253357
Nice try op we know you dont have a life, but feel free to go creep on your neighbor
I hope she is hot