My mother has a friend staying in town for the weekend. Her friend

>>736233716
Nudes?

>>736233716
You better hit that, OP.

>>736234138
Got a few just trying to get them on this device

>>736234260
Any advice?

Just plug it into a computer and copy them or send them via bluetooth/next to your device.

>>736233716
E-mail them to yourself then don't forget to delete the sent e-mails. Post 'em here.

>>736233716
>>>736233716
>E-mail them to yourself then don't forget to delete the sent e-mails. Post 'em here.

Incognito using browser should still allow login, if you want to use your own.

>>736233716
Post more pics

>>736233716
>E-mail them to yourself then don't forget to delete the sent e-mails. Post 'em here
Idk if you can send mail from 10minutemail but that may be a good option if you can send from it

>>736233716
Lets see her panties too mate.

>>736233716
Bump for more pics. Also, look in her suitcase, and snap a pic of her panties.

>>736233716
they all went out for dinner, and you stayed home looking at her tablet. :-)

>>736236097
brilliant!

>>736236162
Good idea, lemme check

>>736236192
I have my priorities straight

Once u got everything come back and show her to us please

>>736236316

No. They left you behind because you're a faggot

>>736234552
Be fun. Be casual. Make soft sexual advances at first, like gentle, playful touching in non explicitly sexual areas. If she's receptive, gradually, over the course of maybe an hour, be ramping up the physical advances more and more. When she stops being responsive or she acts weird, play it off cool. Try starting two steps back from where you got turned down, and if she's not having it, cut it out, but play it off. If she is responsive, just be casual about it all. A combination of alpha body traits and casual posture work for me, usually.

>>736236322
Will do but I have some work to do in gathering all of this so Gib me some time

>>736236477
I'm currently looking at a picture of her spread asshole on her tablet with a bj video right next to it. With her panties in my hand. I don't mind the names. I'm shit.

>>736236571
>sexual assault 101

>>736236752
Post pics of the pics at least

>>736236571
you sure get a lot of girls anon

>>736236890
lewl

>>736236571
You remind me of my cringy roommate, you don't want to be like him

Op will surely deliver

They all got back a few minutes ago and she caught me going through her stuff

>>736237336
You are only cringy if you are ugly.

>>736237720
This

>>736237718
lul

>>736236752
Wow, you got it made OP. You can only hope they bring you some tendies and cheese fries home, you fucking loser. Remember to wash your hands before you tear into it, you know fter flapping with her panties and pics from her phone.

>>736237336
lel i am not a faggot so yeah you are cringy

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>>736237718
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

Trans girl in op's pics name is Vonica, Ive gone out for drinks with her before, she travels alot but I met her in 757 va.

>>736236571
This is partially good advice but mostly cringe. I can just imagine someone autistically counting steps in their head while "making the moves" on this poor girl.

Just like with any girl - this one, someone off a dating site, someone at a bar, your mom - the key is holding yourself with confidence. Be casual and friendly but a little aloof, and above all try to project confidence.
It's easier said than done but you can fake it and eventually you'll trick yourself. Do not that confidence does not equal arrogance or acting like a dick.
Make it obvious you're into them but leave it at that, don't kiss their ass, don't wait around or hang all over them. Act like you'd be down but also don't give a fuck either.
And that's it. The rest will come. If she's not into it then oh well, that's how it works. There is no sure-fire "get her naked" secret besides drugs/rape/money.

Very very broadly and not necessarily applicable to this situation, it helps to come across as a busy dude who does cool shit. Hobbies, sports, something interesting. Seem like you're always meeting up with someone or have some plans. Anything besides sitting around waiting for them to talk to you.
But the TLDR of anything is confidence and that's it. Everything else is variations on spergy pickup artist garbage.

>>736237987
>tendies
Some wut

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>>736238316

OP, you still here? We need more nudes/panties

>>736238184
>This is partially good advice but mostly cringe.

>proceeds to write Cringe thread in 1 post

>>736238238
You must be new here, lurk more faggot

>>736234552
Show her your fedora collection. If that fails then idk what to tell you

>>736237987
It's funny because they brought me back a doggie bag with chicken fingers in it and fuck no. I'm not washing my hands. Dick.

My mom and mom's friend didn't see anything but her daughter caught me snooping through her luggage and it's been a bit awkward even though she was playful about it

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>>736238854
Fucking euronig

>>736238842
I feel like your cringe detection skills are needing work.

>>736238988
complete autist holy fuck stay in your room

>>736238809
This god damn it

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Op

>>736233716
>They all went out for dinner and I was able to get some pictures

>OP is not welcome at dinner
>OP is a creeper

stay classy /b/

>>736238809
>>736239375
I'm converting everything

>>736238988
If she asks you why tell her you know its fucked but you thought she was so unbelievably hot that you wanted to see her panties. Chicks like that shit. That exact line got me out of trouble with my boys little sister and i eventually banged her a couple weeks later. Getting caught sucks.

>>736239710
Ok. I hope the thread doesn't die.

>>736239673
Probably banned from restaurant for masturbating at the table

>>736239761
Go OP go.

Not convinced the girl in OP's picture is 19 though. Looks way older.

>>736239885
Wow this guys really projecting today lol. We get it dude, shut up already lol. You're not funny and no one cares you just sound like a bitch now. The empty can rattles the most.

>>736240034
Thats the mom, dingis.

>>736239673
I chose to stay back. They invited me dumbfuck. It would have been weird if I went because I barely know them.

>>736239728
This is what a creep sounds like. I'm a decent guy. She's okay with it and just wants to move all of her stuff out of my room for some reason now haha

>>736240086
>projecting
This is my second post assface

>>736240145
>It would have been weird if I went because I barely know them.
>meet a new person? that would be weird because I barely know them
>go home with a girl? that would be weird because I barely know them

>>736240145
Chicks dig a small amount of creep. They also dig dudes that know what they want and aren't afraid to say it. Passive dudes dicks stay dry.

>>736240086
>The empty can rattles the most.
>projecting

lol

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>>736240142
Wait, why have we gone after the mother OP? I want the daughter's pics.

If that woman is actually 45, marry the daughter OP. She has good genes.

>>736240185
Sure it is homegirl. You samefagged your nigger garbage all over this post. Go away already.

>>736240145
When's the pic's coming, ive made a folder

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>>736240403
>homegirl

>>736240386
I came here just to say mean things just because my life is pathetic.

>>736239885
Did that happen to you at some point or what? Why would you even bring that specific scenario up

>>736238158
kek

>>736239761
Just keep it bumped if possible. I tried uploading the video of her sucming some cock over 5 times now... first it was too large.. now something about audio on it and the pictures are huge so I'm converting all of them

>>736240086
>projecting = protecting

>>736240309
>Chicks dig a small amount of creep.

Holy shit, you are deluded as fuck.

>>736240540
Why wouldn't it?

>>736240518
Go away plz. Thanx homegirl.

>>736240641
Post some proof

>>736240707
Nope.

>>736240309
>Chicks dig a small amount of creep
Give me 3 examples that aren't delusional
>Pro tip: you can't

>>736240641
Post a couple here

>>736240758
>Go away plz
AHAHAHA you madfag. Really want those (you)s don't you

>>736240536
How does that benefit you? Just curious.

>>736240718
Because it's not normal?
You implied it in a negative sense towards me, why would it be not a problem for you?

>>736236752
>sexual assault
Fuck its a wonder how people have managed to reproduce throughout the years, just a bunch of uncivilized rapists who sexually assaulted future mothers and made your weakass. Anon is pretty cringy about it, but you can't be such a flaming fag that you're scared to touch someone. Do you think someone wants to be a partner with someone who is too chickenshit to touch them?

If you can't assert yourself to get what you personally want, how in the fuck would you be be able to get someone else something they want? Why would they date that? Healthy people don't want to date pets.

Think about this for a minute: a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Think about how that relates to what give&take serves in a union.

If you can't do for yourself, you cannot do for others. 9 + 16 is more than 9 + a weakass 4.
Being a selfish asshole itself may not be the key, but the opposite is fucking useless.

>>736240961
Homegirl at this point I'm gonna tell you to leave.

>>736240885
No.

>>736241040
You missed the point entirely

>>736240961
Cant tell if teen, autismo or troll.

>>736240961
>>736240961
Laughing clown is crying on the inside.

>>736241066
>types out on 4chan.org

>>736241131
Because you can't. Fucking liberal trash

>>736241066
Scrolled right past all of this nonsense without reading, came back to reply lol. Keep it to yourself fraiser.

>>736241436
Wrong on both, bozo.

I'm
https://youtu.be/mvw6u716jEw

>>736241161
Says you. Get a load of this guy. Think he's fuckin funny and amsart and shit online good fucking greif my nigga you need to get some fresh oxygen from a tree plant in the outdoor world of sensation and life God damn weirdo

>>736241548
Prove my wrong. Also, you're a rightwing cunt

>>736233716
err

>>736241560
Asian?

>>736241560
Emma, plz

>>736241616
Calm those jimbos cool dudester.

>>736238161
Works of fiction.
Pic with you and her for proof or btfo

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>>736233716
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>736241338
>>736241457
Jokes on you, I did that whole thing on a phone screen keyboard. Sorry you're too lazy to take 5 seconds to ready a tiny bit of text. You're really going to hate starting out college.

>>736241954
>2017
>wearing a watch

>>736241954
OW WOW I JUST SIGNED UP FOR THIS AND ALL THE SUDDEN 69 UGLY WATCHES ARE IN MY MAILBOX ITS LIKE GOD HIMSELF MERICLED THEM RIGHT TO ME. WOW! SO MANY WATCH! TIME SCAM! SO NIGGER!

>>736242022
The shit you wrote is nonsense. Especially the Pythagorean theorem bullshit. That has no connection to your rape advice.

>>736233716
I want to see the 45 year old milf's nudes

>>736242604
>Stopped
Stopped right there.

>>736243217
>St
st r tr

>>736243495
lmao didnt read

>>736243589
Rofl not reading that

>>736241946
Tis true Anon, she used to advertise on Hampton Roads backpage

>>736242912
> muh when in rome

>>736242287
>raaaaaaaaape
Do you want a gf who is scared shit to touch you in fear of being a (((rapist)))? What a shitty gf that would be

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Op here, just found this on the tablet.

I'm a little scared now.

>>736243963
>mom knocks on door
I wonder how fast that fucker would jump

>>736244087
Underage and /b

>>736233716
>Oh, look tattooed trash.

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This thread has existed for over 2 hours.

OP has posted no pictures of this girl since his first post.