Sinned to winter but it's hot
I guess I do believe in God
But I'll forgive and make it right
If it freezes up tonight
>>736184197
Or not.
FFS separate captcha challenges
>>736184429
man I wish I could poop that much
>>736184595
Try holding it for a couple of days?
Problem with that, though, is then it gets all dry and painful to squeeze out.
This is the perfect summary of what these threads are. Literally shit posting, avatarfags, and autists. Beautiful.
>>736184920
<3
>>736184788
I think I'll just settle for oatmeal
>>736185228
Fair enough.
Ever tried marshmallows? I did once and they kind of worked.
>>736184920
>>736184293
seems like your thread got bamboozled by weirdfaggots.
>>736185311
nah, havent tried those. bananas or oatmeal are nice. smells alot less, can have as much mass as you want whenever you want
anyway, back to "regular" gay furry bondage porn
>>736185627
All threads are bamboozled by weird faggots. This is /b/ after all. The difference is I invited them here.
>>736185711
Night buddy
>>736185711
How the fuck is the OP in any way related to this disgusting shit?
>>736185638
I say the marshmallows "kind of" worked, because I didn't get that much poop along with them. Maybe I just didn't have that much when I did it.
I *did* find out you absolutely must chill the marshmallows first, or you can't get them in there at all.
I'm gonna stick with "irregular" porn. :D
>>736185818
See ya round.
>>736185827
How is anything related to anything?
>>736185922
I've got a pretty fine line for what I can handle. as long as it stays in the diaper its hot. can't explain it.
3,2,1
Good bye.
I'm afraid to open the thumbnails.
Time for Zizek. No more music tonight.
>>736185926
Six degrees of separation. Open a book instead of looking at cringe worthy shit degenerate.
>>736186259
only about 1/3 of them are poop now
>>736186138
I think I get it. I know a critter that can handle wearing a diaper, or the other guy wearing a diaper, and all kinds of mayhem happening inside the diaper. He can even handle a diaper change (giving or getting). But he can't otherwise deal with smearing, getting it on his paws, etc.
>>736186306
I don't know how to read or write.
>>736186315
I'm pinching loaves as fast as I can!
...did everyone get scared off?
I lied, I want Beethoven. Glorious Beethoven.
>>736186782
I'm still here. Just waiting for a good reason to post.
Freude, schöner Götterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
>>736187097
What would you consider a good reason? (And are you oatmeal anon, or someone else?)
I can dial it back a little if everyone else is scared off...
>>736187097
subby males getting reamed is always a good reason to post
>>736187325
Not him. A good reason is a conversation I feel like joining. I'm not one to bump with just images, especially since I have so few worth posting.
>>736187459
Fair enough.
>>736187371
Do you picture yourself as the subby male, or the reamer?
>>736187735
oh the subby one for sure. Its hard for me to let down my guard and enjoy intimate attention, but when I get in the right head space I'm a subby bitch
>>736187812
What kind of critter would you prefer to get reamed by?
>>736187987
as stereotypical as it is, I'd bend over in an instant for a dominant wolf. tigers are a close second though
>>736186315
>>736186259
>>736188102
these are pretty hot but the rest of the thread is fucking disgusting
>>736188102
Wolves are nice. I hope you've practiced taking a knot, though.
>>736188102
Tigers have much to recommend them, too.
>>736188224
Says you.
>>736188224
2 of those are mine, I'll try to keep it up
James it's Jeremy send me a picture of your mailing address
>>736188419
zen is <3
my character happens to be a mane-less white lion
>>736188358
I have. That wolf has no knot though
>>736188472
don't start that shit again
>>736188580
> zen
I figured you'd probably seen Zen. :3
> no knot though
I saw that as I posted it. It was the first thing I found that had "wolf" in the filename and was of decent quality. I'll try to do better.
>>736188580
> don't start that shit again
We didn't start the shit. It was always flowing since the world's been going.
>>736188580
Incidentally, *how* did you practice getting knotted?
>>736188880
way back in the day, zeta creations.
these days, bad dragon
a typical butt plug has a bit of a knot too
.
>>736189151
>zeta creations.
Now that's a name I have not heard in a very long time.
And yeah, a standard issue butt plug kind of does, but it's not as much of an increase over the rest of the shaft as a real K9. Or, uh, so I hear. >_>
>>736189315
an anatomically correct k9 knot isn't all that fun on a toy.
a real k9 knot doesn't fully "inflate" till they orgasm
....or so I hear
>>736189578
You sure do hear a lot of things.
>>736189578
You can get dildos that have an inflatable section that you can pump up after you slide it in.... I guess that's in the right direction.
You still wouldn't get the big flood of jizz, though, that is typical of a dog or a wolf. That's what I hear, anyway.
>>736187812
Saved, wish that was me on the bottom. Woof
>>736189789
I wouldn't mind verifying these things for myself >.>
>>736189923
In certain states and countries, you can! :3
I'd have to practice more before making any field investigations.
Back to lurk mode for me. I have go be a responsible person in RL.
>>736190166
seems like its probably one of those "way more hot in theory than practice" kind of things.
that said, I'd love to find myself tied up in some bondage scene and have someone walk in with a gshep <.<
>>736190359
Do you want to be wearing leather, so the claws don't scratch your back, or is that all part of the fun?
>>736190509
nah, I'm not a huge fan of pain.
but being force to take it from a gshep.... yes pls.
>>736190605
I like how you've picked out your favorite breed already. :3
If there were *two* shepherds... would you like to be spit-roasted?
>>736190737
hrm.... I mostly like it under the tail. but if someone were also making me swallow a k9 load, that would be hot
>>736190858
Hmm. Maybe you could just have a dog-dick-shaped gag strapped into your mouth, while the two gsheps take turns on your tailhole.
When they are both finish, you'd get a big buttplug shoved in there, so you could keep the loads for a while.
>>736191128
....I would pay money to make that happen >.>
My drawing exploded into activity. I didn't expect that to happen so fast. It's like we were old friends who haven't seen each other in years, but who're able to pick up right where we left off. I only wish the sun wouldn't come up so I could continue our conversation. But sunshine signals a stop to production.
>>736186283
This one bothers me
>>736191393
Why?
>>736191343
Why does the sun stop you?
>>736186386
This one too. Its the necks. They look like arms. The first one looks like this CPR dummy I found in my closet.
I like the unease.
>>736184293
Why find God and lose the fight?
Forgiving whom is thine right?
The winter must be calling you back,
If the ice under your feet does not crack.
>>736191650
hawt
>>736191474
Because it's a sin to create. What artists do is evil. Melville wrote in a letter to Nathaniel Hawthorn after he finished Moby Dick, "I have written a wicked book, and feel as spotless as the lamb." That's what it's about. It's about committing this sinful act to cleanse yourself.
>>736191670
You don't like the necks? Are they too long?
>>736191673
O the moon shone bright on Mrs. Porter
And on her daughter
They wash their feet in soda water
Et O ces voix d’enfants, chantant dans la coupole!
>>736191860
>you don't like the necks?
I don't but that's why I like those ones the best of you feel me.
>>736191986
Why is it you don't like the necks?
>>736192040
I'd still put one in my house
>>736192267
They are very small for the most part.
I assume you made them?
>>736192493
I did in so far as I was the person that actually formed and carved them.
>>736192673
Who are they?
>>736192832
Apparitions I see wandering to and fro.
>>736191210
The gags and stuff, you already know where to get. The trained gsheps are a little harder to come by (ha!), though. :3
>>736191860
Let not their ardour tire
Let them both not make I, the liar
See the ardour I have leap like fire
Le son des enfants est d'anges, qu'ils chantent plus haut!
.
Am I the only critter left posting?
>>736193856
Stop saying critter.
>>736193972
Critter critter critter critter critter critter.
>>736194091
You're a human being, not an animal.
>>736194169
And you've got a stick up your ass - pic related.
>>736193972
So Did you invite the furfags here? I've been here the whole time just to see your sculptures and read you wacky poems. Are they part of your process?
>>736194208
Not really, no.
>>736194263
They're here because I post in their threads, it's only fair that I let them post in mine. They aren't my poems.
My process for the sculptures is that I hear faint murmuring that tells me to make them, so I sit with some plaster and various files and chisels and slowly form them until the murmuring stops. If they break while I'm making them I start over.
I would gladly put on that collar for that critter.
>>736194477
You are an adult human with thumbs.
>>736194468
Nice. Are they malevolent? It probably doesn't help to have 200 of the things staring at you everyday.
>>736194666
They're sad lonely little things.
>>736194594
google com/search?q=critter&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=define:critter
"a living creature; an animal."
>>736194800
I know what the word means. You are a human being, not an animal, so stop it.
>>736194914
Human beings *are* animals.
>>736194914
You never know. Not everyone is a human being.
>>736195064
Not anymore they aren't. We're disconnected with nature.
>>736195118
Reptilians and aliums aren't contacting us.
>>736195190
Speak for yourself. Some of us connect with nature on a regular basis.
>>736195190
Most of us aren't worth contacting.
>>736195294
No, you don't. It is impossible for modern man to connect with nature.
>>736195346
None of us are. We are all trash eating garbage monsters.
>>736195449
I have ascended beyond that. They contacted me from the great beyond and I have seen the truth.
>>736195362
It's not impossible. There was a lady a couple of weeks ago in the UK that made a strong connection with nature. It was in the news.
>>736195599
That is just ideology. At the very moment you think you have escaped from ideology you are in ideology.
>>736195617
The problem is that humans developed a complex language system that was so powerful it now informs every aspect of their being. There is no escaping language to get back to nature.
>>736195710
Humans aren't the only species with language. Of the other species that have language, are any of them not able to escape it?
>>736195710
Do not speak as if you know my ways. I see everything.
>>736195983
No other known species is capable of a language system as complex and developed as modern humans.
>>736196002
That is pure ideology.
>>736196084
Mere ideology won't allow you to hear their voices.
That's all, critters!
>>736196365
There is only ideology.
>>736196478
Then there is nothing more to say other than you will eat your words when the day of zero comes.
thank god