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first, second and third dubs decide what i text my gf to tease

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first, second and third dubs decide what i text my gf to tease and make turn her on. i'll combine these three posts then.

please post as weirdly sexual and nasty shit as possible.
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>>736183201
bump
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Rolling for dubs

Send her "I'm breaking up with you"
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>>736183947
thanks dude for bumping
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Need more info. Start with nudes
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>>736184087
i don't have
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i want too cream inside you for fathers day and watch you lick my meat stick dry of our juices.
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>>736184371
Roll
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>>736184371
Re roll
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I want to fuck you up the nose you jewish slut
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YEEEEEEEEEEES FINALLY ONE OF THOSE THREADS I HOPE IT DOESN'T TURN TO BE CRAP LIKE %80 OF THEM
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spit on your clitoris
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>>736184371
This.
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You are so fucking hot my cumslut im going to facefuck you until my cum comes out of your nose.
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>>736185320
Roll
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Rolling,
say
"im gonna rub your clit with my calcaneus, and then i will make you eat my ass"
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>>736185320
Praise be to kek
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>>736183201
"We're through. I can't stand you and I never could."
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I want to drown in your piss and shit
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Give me the succ
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hey bb, want to shit in my mouth today?
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I like stuffing my rock hard dick in your mouth
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>>736185375
reroll
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>>736185320
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>>736185320
roll
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>>736185320
reroll
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>>736185391
the thicc succ
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Let's go on a date night in the city. No phones allowed!
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>>736185320
Role
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Do you remember Sarah? Well I'm leaving you for her because she's hotter and fucks better, oh yeah by the way do you have 50 bucks I could borrow
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>>736183201
BEKKE U WAN SUM FUK?
I GOT U BLU
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>>736185488
win
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>>736185320
rollre
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>>736185320
dubs get
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"i want that nose inside my anus, im gonna give you a foojob right on the clit"
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I'll goat fuck your fucking cunt tonight
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>>736185488
wine rare
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>>736185488
WINRAR
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>>736185546
reroll
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>>736185488
winrar

op deliver
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>>736185488
>>736185499
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
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>>736185526
>>736185529
Faggots

Rolling for: also, what's your little sister up to tonight?
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>>736185593
REROll
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>>736185546
>"i want that nose inside my anus, im gonna give you a foojob right on the clit"
that one was dope. more like this; these texts lack little nastiness.
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>>736185488
>>736185499
>>736185622
ALRIGHT WE DID IT BOYEEEES
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Send her

"I am approaching you with romantic intent, kek just kidding I want to marry you"
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>>736185631
reroll
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>>736185622
Yayyyyy. I made it.

Text will be awesome. Deliver, op.
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I'm getting you some lolicon shit and diapers so you can look like a three year old when we do it
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I love Mafer and I cant live without her
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op never delivers.
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So, the text should read:
You are so fucking hot my cumslut im going to facefuck you until my cum comes out of your nose. BEKKE U WAN SUM FUK?
I GOT U BLU. Also, what is your sister up to tonight?
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Babe, I have something to ask you. I've been talking to this girl for sometime now and I'm wondering if you would consider a threesome with us.
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I think OP is a fag, won't deliver
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I think OP is a fag, won't deliver
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>>736185816
thanks for all these posts. however, not to be an ass, but 1. i don't know what "i got u blu" means so i just can't translate it. 2. she doesn't have a sister.
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>>736185944
WIN tell her you're a fag
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>>736185992
Then send the first one at least.
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>>736186089
that's my point. i want to get another two like the first.
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>>736185992
NIGGA FUKK U
I WON THAT DUBS PLAIN AND SQUARE
FUKKEN FAG
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>>736186195
ok

Then to add:
i will make you moan and scream my name until the cows come home.
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>>736185992
Ok chickens out. Way to fuck us over with your fucking assholery. What about I got you blue can you not translate. Fucking retard
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>>736185320
I will fuck you so hard you won't walk straight for weeks.
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>>736186401
roll
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>>736186195
No. You do not come on here and say "first three dubs" and then decide you don't like them. Fucking summerfag asshole dick bag shit stain.
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>>736186401
Rollerono
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>>736186455
dude, i am georgian; her first language is georgian too, but she doesn't know english. literally how can i text her something i can't understand? i am not being a dick.
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>>736186455
it makes sense his reasoning I'm for letting it go. next two, those were stupid anyways.
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>>736186488
winrar number 2
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>>736186488
>>736186401
WINRAR
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>>736185320
>>736185944
>>736186488
You are so fucking hot my cumslut im going to facefuck you until my cum comes out of your nose. I'm a fag but I'll still fuck you so hard you won't walk straight for weeks.
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>>736186455
You are so fucking hot my cumslut im going to facefuck you until my cum comes out of your nose. - ისეთი მაგარი მუტელკა ხარ ჩემო თესლისმყლაპველო სახეში უნდა მოგტყნა იქამდე სანამ ცხვირის ნესტოებიდან არ გადმოგივა თესლი

BEKKE U WAN SUM FUK? -
I GOT U BLU. - ????????

Also, what is your sister up to tonight? - ჰო, მართლა, შენი და რას აკეთებს? (still not making sense; she doesn't have one.
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>>736186488
Your voice will be gone from screaming my name into the pillow.
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>>736186765
Drop the bekke and drop the sister one pick the two next best dubs.
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>>736186815
Roll
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>>736186815
Rolle
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>>736186815
roll
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1) You are so fucking hot my cumslut im going to facefuck you until my cum comes out of your nose.

2) I will fuck you so hard you won't walk straight for weeks.

waiting for third
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>>736186815
rol
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>>736187047
That looks good OP

3) That pussy is going to feel so good around my Dick, are you ready?
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>>736187199
winrar delivar with response screen cap
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>>736183201
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?
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>>736187316
winrar

comes from op
ill do
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>>736187377
screen cap it
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>>736187767
lol
You gotta translate her response for us.

If this thread even stays alive that long.
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>>736187935
her response

"შიგ ჰო არ გაქ?"
"do you have (a penis) inside (asshole)?"

what's the funniest part is that she literally hates sex and even kissing. she can even vomit thinking about sex and hates the fact that she has vagina. lol
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>>736188120
that's why i wanted to text her this nasty shit. she hates everything that's related to sex.
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should i continue with upcoming dubs?
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>>736183201
Tell her, "Look, Lisa, I thought I could handle the fact that you were born a man, but I'm not really okay with you dick-wiping my ass crack when you think I'm asleep."
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>>736183201
vici eg gogo dsma dzmakaci tynavda
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>>736188600
forumelixar? lol
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>>736183201

i always wanted to fuck a jew chick in the nose.
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>>736188120
i don't get her response?

Wow I'm sorry dude that must suck.
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>>736188586
sent this.

she answered "don't make me throw up; leave me alone"
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>>736189189
Here's a gif that might work. Send it to her.
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