Sup /b/ im in nyc and my friend is sick at the hotel. What do?

Will you show me your butt?

>>736150913
Lol im in the middle of the city

>>736151087
Do you want to though?

Go to a record store, buy something interesting, post it with time stamp.

>>736151225
Not really no.

>>736151306
Why not buddy?

Go to a record store, buy something interesting. Post it with time stamp.

Shit. Accidentally posted twice

>>736151361
In straight and dont know you
>>736151421
Will get around to soon. Eating right now, but if this thread lives long enough to do i

>>736151727
It's just fun to show people. Is it a dirty boy bum?

>>736151727
Aw yes. Thanks OP

>>736152371
Sitrep right now. Sick friend wants water. Need to find nearby store and bring it back to the hotel.
Bumps and things to do would be appreciate. Ill get a notebook to make timestamps whenever I can

shoot somebody

what borough are you in fellow nyc /b/tard

Get on tinder get booty post timestamp

>>736150657
>whatever

find one highrise building and find your way to the top, take a photo.

i dare u

get a great dane, rent a van, and go solve mysteries

>>736153138
Allright. Noted anything else

>>736150657
Shoot that fucking mole off of your face.

>>736153197
Bwahahahab kekekekek

>>736152933
I dont know im a marylander whose visiting. All I know is the hotel is on 34th st between 8th and 9th avenue

Purchase marijuana

>come to my house for a good cyph

>>736153368
oh dude, your in Manhattan, you can literally do anything there, the 2bros pizzeria on 8th ave is pretty dece. And there are so many bars dude, get crunk.

rape someone

OP is fag.

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>>736153805
Just went to 2bros to eat. Unfortunately I dont drink.
UPDATE: Im at the hotel and I gave my friend his water. Store had no notebook so im using hotel paper for timestamps. But another friend wants another slice of pizza. Afterwards im Probs gonna go find a high rise building I can get on top of, any suggestions that wont get me arrested?

>>736154487
plant a bomb

Suck friends dick.
Pic w/ timestamp for proof.

>>736154487
jump off the building

>>736154487
You should go to the Sam Ash (Guitar store) down the street and stick your dick in an acoustic guitar

>>736154089
Trynna stay out of jail

>>736154998
First things find me a building I can legally get on top of?

>>736155388
eiffel tower

>>736154661
do this

>>736155566
Chekt

>>736155481
Im in nyc and I dont intend to leave the city tonight.

heroin

go to a strip club and just chill

>>736154487
r u circumcised?

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>>736155855
Yes, why's that matter. Headed towords empire state building right now.
The time might be off cuz my phone clock is fucky

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>>736156038
>Headed

Get attacked by niggers!

Is the Empire State Building even open to tourists this late?

>>736156038
22 is not a real time

>>736156038
where did all that sweat come from

>>736156220
I dont know, but if not I'll try to get to the roof of my hotel
>>736156261
Military time 24 hour clock fag

>>736156038
in what state did the snippery occur?

>>736156220
till 2 am.

>>736156400
Illinois