Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736127512
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Filthy early bake
>>736142134
Early bake
>Yui claimed
Filthy filthy early bake.
>>736142291
>>736142293
you'll live
what the hell
4 images too early negro.
>>736142464
and yet...here you all are replying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCwt6k-Nx4
>>736142539
A bake is still a bake. Its just filthy, dirty, borderline moist.
>>736142339
a cute...Forgiven.
>>736142464
OP also forgot to mention that waifu's can't be claimed/posted by two different anons. shame.
>>736142750
but...moist is good for a bake
I don't like breads over done
>>736142785
gracias
look guys...it's my first time being a faggot...well on here anyway
>>736142750
I thought moist was a good thing.
>>736142830
You're just saying that so you can be the only Yui poster.
>>736142838
Moist is not good for bread. A moist oven will keep the crust doughy.
Here, have the CC-approved rules.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Feel free to make it yours with extra lines.
>>736143064
Ew uta
>>736142914
If its your first time, why are you making it
>>736143064
>approved
>/b/
>01101001 01101101 01110000 01101100 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101
Claiming best girl.
Early bake
>>736143192
because everyone has to have a first time?
you think the first waifu thread ever was created by someone who has done it before?
>>736143014
considering how much we get confused for each other, it's pretty reasonable, and i'm still waiting for the other yuiposter to roll
>>736141058
She loves them especially zombies. Yet another reason I think she's tops
>>736141159
Yeaaaaa!
>>736141218
Ko~arent zombies cute p-san? Like you just want to stare at them because they are so cute
P-san~ no I think koume is much more cuter than zombies and I'd much rather stare at koume-san
Ko~.....gaaahh
>>736143377
Why golden darkness when you can have a golden experience
>>736143510
because she is amazing
Now I'm in the mood for cake.
What's your favorite kind of cake or dessert, fags?
>>736143483
I mean, the producer isn't wrong
>>736143665
Crepes.
>>736143665
cheese cake
>>736143665
Tortiglioni or cronuts.
>>736143665
dessert
vanilla almond creme brulee
make it quite often
sorry for lack of timestamp....and for non waifu pic
Claimed
>>736143593
It's a silly reference I'm making. Is that her name? Sounds edgy
>>736144150
yup
from To-LOVE-Ru
>>736143665
milkshake
>>736144228
Oh yeah! I dropped that tbh
>>736143477
Why not share? Of course I wouldn't the know the feel since the only other Sawako poster disappeared from here.
>>736143483
That nice. Very nice. Any wife associated with horror is tops in my book.
>>736143793
I fucking love the crepes at my local Jap/Kor buffet.
>>736143832
I used to love those a lot though I got a little tired of them. I still love chocolate cheese cakes.
Isn't tortiglioni just a kind of noodle?
>>736143889
That looks delish m8.
>>736144290
What flavor?
>>736144461
gracias...I won't drop anymore non-waifu pics...but it's probably what I do best in baking
>>736143835
Shit, mobile sucks ass.
Isn't tortiglioni just a kind of noodle?
>Sawako
>>736144461
You missed my quote you dumbo :^)
And I meant cannoli. Getting my foods confused. Though cannoli looks like tortiglioni.
>>736143889
Those strawberries are over the top and the sugar is burned more than it should be. This triggers the cook.
>>736144461
I like mint or cookie dough.
>>736144770
the strawberries are not over the top
and I do it this way because the person who requested this specific one likes a bit more burn
anything else?
>>736144891
Strawberries be expensive. More than 3 is overdoing it. If thats how the sugar was requested then its fine.
>>736144461
>why not share?
no cuckolding for me, thank you
really though, it just gets bothersome to be confused for each other
>>736144996
>strawberries are expensive
>strawberries
>expensive
wat
>>736145069
>yfw early bake?
>>736144355
>Not liking To Love-Ru
How are we friends again?
>>736144891
>Yami
You have excellent taste, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.
>>736145069
>>736145181
thanks....and I am quite impressed on your taste as well
>>736145144
what's yf when you realized people stopped caring after like ten posts?
>>736145340
https://youtu.be/DwspD--uff0
>>736145541
hey look who is here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VfLGXMAG7A
Issac is hard...
>>736145541
Claimed.
>>736145724
hello hello
>>736145848
Yes
>>736145961
By not being shit uwu
>>736146027
how's your evening
>>736146027
its better quality
>>736146063
This is why we aren't acquaintances
>>736146138
Going well, I just woke up not too long ago. I don't think we've ever talked, have we?
fuck you uwu
Night /waifu/
>>736146476
sleep well Sayaya
>>736146476
Night Saya
>>736146214
nope. Just chilling tonight myself. Cooking salmon burgers right now...lazy as fuck tonight
>>736146529
Thanks Jibril
>>736146513
good one
>>736145069
Ew, you'd like yo fuck a corpse?
hello
Sorry for the late response. I went out to get a smoothie.
>>736144624
Non-waifu pics aren't unwelcomed as far as I know. At least not the occasional ones. I posted a few gunpla pics here.
>>736144770
No I didn't. Luk m8 >>736144755
And I had a feeling that was the case. Cannoli's are damn good.
>>736144876
Mint is amazing.
>>736145023
Maybe assign yourselves a number. Yui and Yui2. Something I dunno.
>>736146756
I understand...but I don't want to start blowing up the bread with other stuff....appreciated though
>>736146538
Drike?
>>736146587
I see, well nice to meet you, never heard of a salmon burger
>>736146173
Arigato gozumaisu
I've been informed by sachi that this is mugi chan?
>>736146723
Perfection <3
>>736146677
>>736146852
yes
>by sachi
:thinking:
>>736144207
why :(
>>736147032
Why what
>>736145181
Because you love me and most harem anime is shit
>>736147079
why '':(''
>>736146841
Well I'm sure a couple pics of desserts and robot kits wouldn't harm the thread. You sound new? Are you new? I've only been here for a few weeks so far.
>>736146852
it's pretty good...it's of course a fishy taste...but a little subdued for those who aren't crazy about overly fishy taste...me? I love seafood....I do it with lettuce and stone ground mustard
>>736147075
Hello Saber
>>736147233
What do you mean
>>736147306
new to waifu...yes
been on /b/ for some time...but new to waifu...as clearly shown by my apparently early back
I love the thread...it's seem like this little corner where people seem to actually discuss
>>736147409
nevermind
i am returned
>>736147548
If you say so
>>736147747
You're not even me uwu
>>736147498
>it's seem like this little corner where people seem to actually discuss
sweet summer child
>>736147809
That was me a year ago. Time went by too fast
>>736147498
>where people seem to actually discuss
Until a few hours from now
>>736147227
Don't make me quiz you!
>>736147735
Welcome back
>>736147498
Yeah I was already here regularly for the dank ass gore threads before I decided to reveal my wife to the thread. What's your wife's name and anime?
>>736147787
I wish I was uwu
>>736146888
>checked
>>736148184
No you don't
>>736148113
thanks, im fucking dying though
>>736148193
hi yuuki
>>736148277
How's it going dude
>>736148277
Me too... This game is pissing me off
>>736148220
If you say so
>>736147809
>>736147942
I mean this specific thread seems calm
I am aware of the shithole that place is
>>736148116
Name is Golden Darkness from To-LOVE-Ru
>>736146756
if he comes on here i'll probably mention something like that
or we can roll
that'll be quite a scene
>>736148400
got some major stomach pains goin on, ive been suffering for like an hour, how are you?
>>736148402
which game?
>>736148730
Eek thats shitty. Im playing Isaac right now. Its turning into a rage game for me
What is this thread about?
>>736148974
The dichotomy of good and evil.
>>736148730
Oof, I had pizza buffet for dinner, si i'm going to be right there with you soon.
>>736148462
Flashy name. I'll call you GD. I think my friend mentioned that show once.
>>736148620
Make your talk with him as uncivil as possible.
>>736149122
Spooder...
in every erotic encounter there is an invisible and always active character: the imagination
>>736149276
"kfc car punk 9:30 cunt be there or roll trips or higher"
>>736149276
thanks....GD works fine...and how do I refer to you?
>>736148881
never played isaac before, hopefully earlover will be on soon so we can play risk of rain, i need a good distraction
>>736149219
oh boy pizza buffet, sweet delicious diabeetus
>>736148974
Chen hentai
>>736149552
nice feet
>>736147973
:(
>>736149491
It was delicious and I totally don't regret eating it.
>>736149219
Cici's?
>>736149456
Oh shit nig this just got real.
>i would just meet you at kfc tbh
>>736149465
Sawako. Not Sadako, that makes my wife sad. Or Sawa. Or Sausage like everyone calls me. What you into?
>>736149965
my problem comes from eating some ice cream, i also have no regrets
>>736150133
I want ice cream now
>>736150116
I like Sawa....very nice
Well for fun...been riding horses for years...play a decent game of tennis and some chess....but I'll be honest I am not exactly good with chess
I work as a psychotherapist
and you?
>>736150116
Local pizza buffet
>>736150133
DUDE. I want ice cream now
>>736150264
>>736150407
you're welcome
>>736150116
brb engaging yui-fight mode
>>736150357
Sawa it is, GD.
Well I like playing vidya games, watching horror movies and conspiracy docs, building Gundam kits. I haven't played chess in a couple years but I love it.
I work PT in Walmart for now.
>>736150407
Nice. Cici's is pretty lame but I like their desserts.
>>736150608
Give him the old one, two, buckle my shoe.
>>736151019
Oh Sawa you had me at horror films
classic? newer? body? psychological? a little of all of it?
>>736150482
douche...
>>736151019
Readying the double lunchbox special followed by a left right goodnight
I wonder where he's at though
>>736151266
you love me tho
>>736150482
I watched the first episode of Monogatri last night
>>736151019
Yeah, it tastes pretty damn bad, but the desserts are on point. That was a regular place for dinner for my friends and I for a while.
>>736151117
A little of all of it. Like Texas Chainsaw, Evil Dead, Suspiria, Don't Look Now, Near Dark, etc. Any particular ones you like?
>>736151288
Nigga pussied out. Yui is yours now.
>>736151432
oh? what did you think?
i love its style, so pretty
A fucking Jeep rear ended a BMW, sending it like thirty feet forward. Some girl's bleeding a little badly, from glass laceration.
The person driving the jeep was a woman of course, and the person who or hit can be heard down the street because he yelled at the driver so loud.
>>736151416
Yeah I do...
>>736151432
Look like you can stick with it? Either people drop it or continue on and its apparent within the first three episodes it seems on that one.
I love emilia
>>736142134
Twintelle, from ARMS
>>736151506
been watching since young...so I push towards some classic...but newer directors have done some amazing work
Overall, even though not alive then, Halloween by Carpenter is far and away my favorite. Halloween 2 is great...3...well fuck that...then it got weird
I was pissed when the did H2O and brought Jamie Lee Curtis back to "kill him" then pulled that crap
some new stuff is great
Juon (Japanese version)...the new stuff I hate is the overly crap body horror...like it became a thing to try and outdo the last movie....hence we get stupid shit like Human Caterpillar
Texas Chainsaw...killer pick
>>736151557
>>736151630
It was interesting. The art was really bizarre to me, and I have seen some Shaft shows before, but this was even weirder looking than Madoka. The story seems a bit odd, much different than what I was expecting.
Will I stick with it, probably not. I'm a bit too invested in other things and shows at the moment, but maybe when I have time in the future.
>>736151506
>Evil dead, Suspiria
Mah nigga
>>736152000
>trips
Once you dig into it the storys not that obscure but its a different methood of story telling and thats what drew me into it.
>>736151807
ass :thumbsup:
Come on guys, why is there no love for Rem?
>>736151506
well shit what can ya say
>>736151432
Same actually. Pizza was meh but it was a good time when it was with them.
>>736151588
Shit. Sounds like you're having fun. Wish I was there.
>>736151765
Nice meme.
>>736151846
I don't know why but I never got interested in the Halloween sequels. I thought the first was great though but the remake was shite imo.
I saw Juon with friends, freaky shit man.
I saw all the Human Caterpillar movies.The entire series is fucking shit, literally, but the third made me laugh at least. Several times actually.
I think the most recent good horror film I've seen was Don't Breathe. Really creative setup for a film.
>>736152180
I see you're a man of taste.
>>736152337
You can say fuck off if he shows his face again.
>>736152000
>checked
the art is what originally made me watch it, story made me finish
>and now i wait for the future when we can discuss monogatari
>>736151588
>>736152317
Suspected different Rem...If same Rem you posted the lurk so I was letting you do as much.
>>736152450
well the remakes were awful....Halloween 2 (original series) I thought was good but of course opinions are personal
Juon was good...I haven't seen Don't Breathe yet
Do games count?
>>736152450
I think that would just fuel this negative opinion people have of KyoAni claimers
>>736152631
yes
>>736152631
>Second best Nekopara
Good taste how are you?
>>736152953
i'm good man. who's your favourite then?
>>736152546
I'm really confused what you're trying to say, but I'm the Rem you all know and ignore.
>>736152617
I might give H2 a go. Could use another horror movie.
I'd recommend it. It's pretty fucked up near the end too. Speaking of other new films, I've been wanting to watch Get Out.
Nightmare on Elmstreet is pretty great thought the second one kind of pissed me off.
>>736152631
Everything except irl does.
>>736152665
Damn. You just can't win can ya? Naybe pretend he doesn't exist.
>>736153067
....Image file name threw me off Rem. Wasnt ignoring just thought you didnt want to talk when you post the lurk pic. Besides that our conversations end kind of awkwardly.
>Hitagi
>>736152317
I was gracious enough to answer you back >>736152450 you......faggot.
>>736153201
I think you'll have a good time with H2 if you liked the first...it takes place literally the same night...extension of night one with great story to continue...just...if you DO feel like going further....ignore Halloween 3
I am thinking I will go ahead and watch Don't Breathe next...thanks for the recommendation
>>736153201
i hope he knows i'm fucking around if he's lurking, although idk why he would
>>736151588
Sounds like a typical Jeep driver, no idea on the road, no thoughts about anyone else, zero fucks given for anyones safety.
>>736153058
Vanilla
.
>>736153410
>>736153201
Baba
DOOK
DOOK
DOOK
>>736153586
>>
Fair Enough, she's a close second to me.
>>736153720
Babdook is the B in LGBT
>>736153791
Thats just like, your interpretation maaaaaan.
>>736153734
Have you played Volume 3 yet?
>>736153410
Will keep that in mind. It usually deteriorates by the 3rd movie if not the 2nd.
Nice. Let me know what ya think when you see it.
>>736153496
It's hard to tell when someone is fucking around. It's all just text on a screen anyways.
>>736153720
It's definitely got me interested. Haven't seen it though.
>>736153791
Lel
>>736154284
Not all the way through, i started late last night
>>736154493
I still have to download it, I hope its up to par with the others!
>>736154666
From what i've played so far, it's just as good. bounce is always set on 100%
>>736154428
even harder to tell when your borderline autist waifu starts rubbing off on you
>>736154428
Well the third takes this idiotic turn and Meyers is literally not in the movie...new director tried to do a rehash and "blame the mask" so the entire movie is based in this stupid mask factory bullshit
Were you a Ring fan?
second question...what movie legit scared you the most?
>>736153218
I'm not good socialising.