Alrighty fags I have exactly $60 to fuck around with on amazon.

A buttplug so big it would make Alexis Texas look like a virgin

>>736134481
bathmate
and thank me later

>>736134481
$60 worth of Taylor Swift items

>>736134625
Does a buttplug make you gay? Because I ain't no faggot.

>>736134481
A $60 Amazon gift card

>>736134735
only if you enjoy it (too much)

>>736134764
Genius

>>736134828
Kek

https://www.amazon.com/Dp/B01MT9BLHF

>>736134702
I'm leaning towards more neet shit, just to fuck around with but I'm happy with my dick size and know those things can fuck your dick up

buy 20 inch black dildo

>>736134907
Considering this, thanks.

>>736134997
Not gay sorry amigo

Blackest dildo u can find

Blow all 60$ on really really cheap tooth paste

>>736135201
refer to
>>736135171

>>736134481
Buy me Trishula Dragon of the Ice Barrier.

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>>736134481
Buy a bunch of hentai.

Trips fucking check em.

Box of cheese ramen

>>736135689

Not this time spoon man

Garden hose

Adult diapers

>>736134481
Two packs of buggies size 6s

Bacon lube

>>736134481
A decent motherboard.

A bunch of panties, wear and then sell online, with man ass smell.

Definitely buy some miniboglins

Inflating butt plug

Oreos

Goat milk

Mini trampoline

Pregnancy tests

Classic v9 style fingerbox

as many cheap vibrators as you can get for the money
pray for trips

>>736136321
Considering this

get a straight razor, amazon's choice

>>736134481
buy 60$ worth of string

Enemas and laxatives

>>736135547
Kek I don't think 60 will cover that

$60 worth of napkins

>>736134481
60$ worth of preparation H

a pickle pop

>>736134481
Buttplugs

Fleshlight

Books . At least you'll get something out of those 60$ .

buy a tent faggot

>>736136666
Winrar

>>736136666
holy fuk winrar

>>736134481
Body pillow with a naked drumpf on it

>>736136666
Winrar

>>736136666
Satan

will OP deliver ??

>>736136666
didnt include your fuckin email how can I contact u

satan has fucked you once again. Provide good evidence and ile give u the $60

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>>736136666
Second

>>736136666
Winrar, now let's see if OP delivers.

Buy some thai sweet chili doritos and some spicy hot chilli sauce and cover the doritos in the sauce۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠۠ ....cause why the not?

>>736134481
Tons of copies of Mein Kampf or other offensive books, then shove them into people's mail boxes with the words on a note that says, 'For Kekistan!"

>>736134481
60 $1 assorted snackfoods but you can only have 2 sets of each alphabet plus 8 of each of your choice

>>736136881
>>736136833
how can I deliver if the fucker didn't provide his email

>>736136931
Make him screenshot the page if he's on some mobile app. idk on desktop kek

>>736136931
[email protected]

do you think someone would just do that
waste quads

>>736136980
>how do i printscreen on desktop
underage b&

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Here guys

>>736137084
I know how to do that top kek

>>736137051
Provide a screenshot or no $60 better do it before someone else rolls trips or another quads.

>>736136502
I've seen it at 45 on Troll and Toad, so maybe some dumbfuck on Amazon will have it listed for even less

>>736137134
Include email dumbfuck

>>736134481
Buy a Chinese bong

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Only one left on stock! Order now!

https://www.amazon.com/Sega-Monogatari-Hanekawa-Premium-Version/dp/B01N47EKK7/ref=sr_1_5?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1497738835&sr=1-5&keywords=black+hanekawa

>>736137146
underage b&

>>736137189
Only copy I've ever seen was 80$, and I've only seen an official version once

>>736137134
[email protected]

>>736137255
Want me to show you my ID fucktard?

>>736137291
Buy a bong op

>>736137051
> provides no proof
Next one

>>736137331
underage b&

>>736137291
Check on Troll and Toad. It's at 25 bucks.

>>736137331
Underage b&

>>736134481

https://www.amazon.com/SGT-Twisted-16-Inch-Several-Lengths/dp/B01JTT61YG/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1497739210&sr=8-9&keywords=ROPE

Oral-B Pro 2500 Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush Powered by Braun - Black
and
2 x this 100 ON) Little Tiger xs condoms - extra small quality condoms
that way you can have a vibrating dildo and it's not gay.

>>736137450
Thanks anon, I'll check it out

Goddamit how do u even provide proof guys

>>736137588
underage b&

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>>736134481
Dash buttons for items you don't buy.

>>736137588
Underage B&

Multiple copies of no man's sky

>>736134481
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01K8HT54G/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1497739456&sr=8-2&keywords=clorox+bleach

Seriously, if I rolled quads I'd be all over this shit right now. You summerkin disgust me.

>>736134481
60$ worth of R2 buttons for ps3 controllers

>>736137588
Take a screenshot of someone referencing your post, and it will say (You) next to the git. Provide your email in the message.

>>736137849
underage b&

>>736137849
OP here

I agree, I would be kind and give it to the email I think is him but if he's this much of a summer fag he can go fuck himself

>>736137785
YES This!!!

>>736137998
underage B&

>>736137051
Did you just give your name and email address to 4chinz? Fucking retard.

>>736137994
underage b&