ITT Describe a game or a movie as badly as possible ill start

>>736132208
Half life 2

>>736132291
correct obvs

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>>736132208
>wake up in hospital
>death squad tries to kill you
>ride a horse in middle east with rival
>give soldiers ballons to join you
>kill a batman villian
>you are not who you think you are

>>736132208
bump

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>>736132208
>wake up on a beach
>Foggy
>have to scavenge supplies
>zombies
>serial killers roam the area
Should be easy for PC gamers

>>736132407
metal geer solid

>dude kills people
>gets money
>gets qt loli

>736132798
Hitmen absolution

>>736132836
Could have been, it's a movie

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>>736132891
hmmm

>>736132798
No More Heroes?

>>736132976
>>736133010
The guy wears sunglasses

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>>736133104
I honestly have n0 fucking clue

>>736132713
DayZ

>>736132798
Leon

>>736133442
Well done my man

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>>736133104
Duke Nukem
do i win desu

>>736133348
Winrar

>Hungover
>WWII
>Poop monster
>Become King

>>736133511
no, but nice repeating digits

>>736132208
>>736133348
Wake up on a zombie-filled beach with dead island supply

>>736133807
Conkers

>>736133807
>>736133807
Conker's bad fur day

>druggies raid a drugstore
>druggies get shot
>druggie girl shoots cop
>druggie girl becomes hitman

>So this dude is a cop and he goes undercover and he's gotta deal drugs to take down drug dealers but it's all fucked up because of political connections but it's okay because his lawyer is some dodgy Jew who's up for some gangster shit

>>736134433
La fame nikita

>youre a zombie with a fedora

>>736134570
Yeah

>>736134433
Nikita, La Femme Nikita, or The Assassin

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>be the Emperor of Byzantium
>Fuck Sister
>Castrate Brother
>Fuck Sister again

>police look for escaped crazy woman
>mindfuck

>>736133104
Leon.

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Chicks kill chicks over shoes

>>736135036
real life

>yell at things
>it's so cold
>time travel?

>>736135036
Wizard of oz, lol

>teacher has to explain fascism to some kids
>shit goes wrong

>>736135185
The wave

>>736135118
Skyrim

>>736135295
Yeah boy

>aliens
>crazy
>hand cannon
>pew pew

>>736135530
Metroid prime

>>736135387
Yes. That one was too easy.

>>736132208
>walk around the same building for 2000 years as different people

>>736134550
I was going to say sleeping dogs, but then you mentioned a lawyer.

>>736135598
Nope

>come hither
>come hither
>come hither
>lmb swings
>F10 dank forest meme
>dragqueens
>feints

>nigger gets killed
>killer goes to prison
>gets raped
>comes out of prison
>everybody hates him

>>736134677
Gladiator

>>736135716
Dark Souls?

>>736135118
12 monkeys

>>736135767
American History Fucks.

>>736135655
matrix

>>736135767
shawshankly redemptionla

>>736135812
nope, but is in medieval times
>multiplayer

>>736135842
nop

it's a game

>>736135530
megaman?

>>736135937
assassins steed

>>736135937
For Honor, or maybe Chivalry?

>>736135824
Yeah

>>736132208
I'm literally sat with a beer exactly the same as pic related

>>736136004
Nope.
Hint : also includes tentacles

>>736135690
Nope. Yeah the Jew is lke a mob lawyer guy.
He deals with south American gangsters.
The cop is a black guy.

>>736135530
Dead space

>>736136373
Technically was referring to the hand cannon in number three, but yes.

>>736132208
>its awesome for 30 minutes
>usually takes 10-15 hours to complete

>>736136029
nope
>>736136037
winrar, chiv it is

>>736136468
Any call of duty

>>736132208
half life 2

EZ AF

>>736132798
>>736133442
>>736133488

OMG I'M DYING

>>736133442
Got a link to info on this? I don't recognize the title.

>wolf
>ink
>pervy bug

>>736137366
Look up "Léon: The Professional" by Luc Besson

>>736137465
Zelda Twilight Princess?

>>736137465
Okami

>>736137543
Nope
>>736137558
Yes. Still one of my top 10 games after years.

Roller Mobster

>stop terrorists at christmas

>>736137858
Hotline Miami 2 electric boogaloo

>Argue with Turkish people
>fucking hamburger american

>>736138186
Crash

>shit is falling from the sky
>arrange it in a correct order so it disappears
>dank music

>>736132208
>you never pick up phone
>answering machine always full
>you kill people
>you have masks

>>736138306
Tetris

>>736138267
No
>>736138306
Tetris