anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences? >be

Mmm you got to be a dick for five minutes and have everyone laugh at you. S'OK tho'.

>>736122884
That's sounds too cool to be true though

>>736123370

https://www.yelp.com/biz/great-horror-campout-los-angeles-2

its real. cntrl+f clothes for a similar review.

>>736123304

>being naked makes you a dick

what now?

>>736122884
For my 21st birthday all my group of friends, about 12 of us real close, got hammered and then naked in my buddies pool, it was awesome. A 1 landwhale but the other 4 females were fucking sexy, we had a lot of fun.

Not green texting, don't care that much.

>>736122884
Wife constantly nude or pantsless around me. It's an unspoken rule when the kids aren't around. Always.

>>736122884
more of this guy

>>736123734
No, writhing around, and having some dude lay on top of you does.

But, it was a bit of fun, I'm not judging.

>>736124081

but only your wife?

>>736124019

that sounds like a lot of fun, i dont think i could get any of my friends into that. even my really fit friend we joke that hes a never nude because he even wears a shirt when hes home alone.

i got one friend who wants to go skinny dipping at the hot springs though.

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>>736124161

thats just me

>>736124211

>makes you a dick

i dont think you know what a dick is man, a dick does rude / generally 'negative' things to other people. i literally just did as i was told and had weird stuff happened to me. how was I a dick?

you're basically saying that playing the game made me a dick

>>736124213
Yes. She's my wife and my submissive/slave with a little girl dynamic. She cooks and cleans and gets spoiled by me constantly. She enjoys being bathed and rubbed. Wish I had pics and I keep bringing it up to her that we need to take pictures because I appreciate our beauty together.

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>>736124421

thats pretty hot man. must be weird keeping up that kinda roleplay with kids in the house, but otherwise it sounds pretty cool

>>736124509
We do it when the kids aren't around. Otherwise we just appear to be a normal couple.

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>>736124573

nice. I've had some couple hour role plays but yet to find a good sub to last a weekend.

>>736124238
such a handsome lad.. too many nudists aren't cute

>>736124757
Thanks big guy

>>736124757

i think the issue is more that nudism is predominantly older men and sometimes their wives. so when a young guy or girl goes in just to see what its about they're put off by the experience. even if you dont mind the company of older people, its hard to maintain an interest in just going to hang out with old people at every event. And unfortunately, you can't go without SOMEONE trying to molest you and then claiming you're ageist for making a young mens only group, even though if you opened it up to all ages it'd just become the same fucking group on the 4 other meetups again.

sorry for the rant. its been really frustrating.

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>>736124871

>thanks big guy

stop pretending to be me

>>736124742
She's completely exclusive to me and understands that being collared excludes her from any contact besides mine.

>>736124956

i mean as your wife i woudl imagine so. my issue is that most of the people i meet are interested in the sex aspect but less in the bigger picture stuff. I get off on making someone be a foot stool while i play video games, and while they say they're into it, they try sucking my dick like ten minutes into it.

>>736125038
You just have to get lucky and find a woman that you love in more ways that one and shares your ideologies.

>>736124742
nice cawk

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>>736125180

im a grow-er.

>>736125166

maybe. im not really a romantic. I mean when I fall I fall hard but its only once every 3 or 4 years so far and i dont go out of my way to pursue it cuz I'm pretty comfy with life as is and pretty fulfilled.

who knows tho

>>736122884
>>736123897
>>736124238
>>736124509
>>736124509
>>736124742
>>736124931


Wtf is this ? artistic nudes?

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>>736126064

the blue ones are intended to be artistic, the rest are just nudes. the beach ones would maybe be artsy if there was a sunset, but they're just nudes.

and the video game one is supposed to be humorous.

>>736124742
>>736122884
nudism recruiting photos?

>>736126266

the video game one is used yes, i use it to post on meetup about my nudist game nights.

>>736126152
but why?

>>736126434
>why do people take photos

odd question mate

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>>736126434

why what?

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>>736126521

>>736126361
do you get a big turnout of guys ant to rape you?

>>736127016

not really, i tend to be one of the least attractive guys in the bunch

>>736126361
whats the turn up like for them kind of events?

>>736127162

the last one i hosted there was 5 of us, one of them was just my previous roommate so it was only 3 people through the meetup, but it was our first time setting this up and whatnot.

we had one more person show up but when he took off his pants there ewas a rancid smell so i sent him home.

the current meetup has like 9 people signed up so far but about half flake the day of.

I've been to some pretty rad ABC parties, and I've seen people at my college streaking and skinny dipping.

I've run out of legit nude pics and only have closeups of my dick and ass now.

>>736127315

whats an ABC party?

skinny dipping is life i want to go back to the oasis nearby so bad right now. streaking sounds fun too but theres the legal risk

I was playing with a dude as a kid but then we went swimming and he had a vagina. It was confused.

>>736127425

it was all confused.

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Love nudism

>>736127997

you gottta be careful. young owmen are few and far between at a lot of these places. one time i looked in the general direction of two women and they got all fucking uppity and offended and sent their guy over to talk to me.

jokes on them, i was gay. he actually went back and told them they were being ridiculous and they looked embarrassed.

they had great fucking tits tho

>>736127997
be careful, naked boys is totally accepted but naked girls is a no no

>>736128274

whats wrong with naked girls?

>>736127347
ABC is "Anything But Clothes." People wear all sorts of outrageous things, and there's a lot of half naked or almost naked people.
At my school there's public safety officers that sometimes nab streakers but there are waaaay too many for them to get.

>>736125512
You've got small hands

>>736128425

damn i should've gone to a traditional college.

i fixed up my balcony and put up some fake ivy so i can walk around naked out there at least but its so small. i only get to be naked outside if we drive 3 hours to the nude beach or the nude hot springs.

>>736128464

and a seven inch dick

>>736128417
faggy mods don't like naked girls

>>736128511

i mean we see plenty of straight porn posted here every day... i think they only care if they look underage or are implied to be underage.

>>736128511
>>736128569

ah i just made the connection. no its fine if they are of legal age but the problem is a lot of people post 'nudism' pics cuz they're just looking at pictures of naked kids.

this thread is clearly not underage.

>>736128274
Well nudism pics are legal, it's not porn, there are sites full of them like candid-hd.com

>>736128643

the mods don't care. theres been a lot of threads where they say 'nudism' as a theme and they are just posting pictures that focus on ltitle kids to fap to.

this is clearly /not/ one of those threads tho

>>736128511
I got banned once for posting a picture of a fit 20 year old guy in a speedo. The mods are SJW fucks.

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>>736126064
More like autistic nudes

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>>736128788

kek

>>736128643
i've seen people banned for posting girls wearing a bikini on the beach

>>736128883
ah shit

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>>736122884
this dude is always having fun naked time,
Terry "NoPants" ricHARDsON......................

>>736128607

well somebody should change that ...

>>736129240
>>736129300

the fuck just happened

>>736128643
lmao what is this site

first it seems very female centric for a non sexual thing.. second it's talking about 10,000$ for clips. do they mail you someone?

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>>736129421
>>736129378
>>736129240
>>736129193

>>736129637

i pissed off a bridge once. the moment where your stream htis the water is amazing

>tfw young people are Victorian-tier prudes about nudity
>tfw almost everyone below 45 even changes under towels or inside bathroom stalls before going swimming

>>736129728

this drives me insane. its weird goign to the beach and seeing that even fit men are starting to wear shirts while they swim

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Love to go to the nude beach
Swimming naked in the sea, just great
And yeah, it's me

>>736129944

swimming naked is life. we have a nude beach but i prefer this oasis we found. you can even slack line there. amazing

>>736129812
That's crazy. I've only seen that a few times. At least a few of those times though were even adolescents. Young people seem almost scared of the human body.

>>736130119

they are. i mean he ck i was growing up. i realized i had an issue where i forgot to knock while coming into someones room and i freaked out because they didnt have a shirt on.

i think it stems from one time i accidentalyl walked in on my dad, and he was fully clothed but he got mad and yelled at me constantly saying 'WHAT IF I WAS CHANGING?'

when clothing is never really explaind to kids they grow up to think they're requirements in life.

being naked at a nice oasis makes you realize how stupid so many different rules are

>>736130065
On staff at a boy scout camp in the 70's
Kids left at noon on Saturday, and checked in at noon the following Sunday.
Nakid swim all Saturday afternoon.

>>736130451

i woulda loved that as a kid, woulda been crazy

>>736130519
Great way to spend my age 13 to 17 summers

this naked retard photographer is so dumb. Just being an edgy cunt makes you art these days

>>736130155
what the hell

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>>736130887
stop eating jello, beta fag!m!

>>736129812
Hey, I do that too but that's for sun protection. I burn stupidly easy. I'm comfortable being nude but I fucking hate the sun. I also really don't like lotion or sunscreen on my skin so a shirt minimizes how much I have to use.

>>736130755

damn man thats amazing. i missed out. i need to do more nudist things.

>be 15/m
>run around a tent on a beach in public.
It was not a big thing.
>13 and 15 yo f cousins playing with a sprinkler system on a meadow
>unfortunately I couldn't play with them because I was diamonds. Also underage at the time.

>>736131455
>checked
That fucking file name

>>736131568

sounds exciting though. ithink im gonna be more free about random nudity. i try not to do it around my friends but its so fun

>>736131216
What's her name?

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>>736132021
sorry m8 i forget her ID :(

>>736132118
Shit. And reverse image search gives me nothing.

>>736132007
it's off topic but once I fondled around with my brother while my parents were in the room, we were already 20 or stuff and it was fubar weird
hu stuffed a sock between my ass cheeks. I want to die when I think about it.

>>736132045
Who is this?

>>736132449

whoa dude what? you and your brother fooled around when you were 20? how old are you now? why did this happen? how?

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>>736132589
Diora Baird

>>736124081
oh man , if my gf was just pantsless around me at home doing non-sexual shit, that would make me hard and leak pre-cum.

>>736132449
Oh, you opened a door OP.
>Masturbate in front of neighbor.
Now I want to die even faster. Thanks for that, asshole.

>>736132655
We are Europeans. Don't ask.

>>736132688
thank you very much

>>736132761

>masturbate in front of neighbor

on purpose or by accident

>>736132816

>we are europeans
>dont ask

no, i wnat the full story man.

>>736131483
Someone dressed as a nun? That picture is classy as fuck.

>>736132941
We just got horny and we didn't care about our parents that mistreated us. It was in a Hotel in Austria.
full story

>>736133173

thats not the full story, thats a horribly abbreviated version tell us the tale.

>>736133173
Reading this is much more satisfying than writing it.

>>736133275
Yeah, when I remember correctly I tried to get my head to his crotch. Don't ask me about stuff like that as I already stated I want to kill myself when I think about it.

™

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>>736133101
>Someone dressed as a nun?
nah m8, she is a legit ordained nun...Uncle T-Bone can have any grill he desires

\m/

>>736133555

im just really curious about this got from A to B without one of you getting weirded out. its an interesting psychological thing. i dont get off on it, i was molested by my brother and have nightmares about it where i puke. so im just curious how this happened.

Why is this Terry Richardson creep still a thing. You could go to a million other photographers, but instead you go to the oldest, creepiest and ugliest piece of shit who is known to rape girls

Fucking disgusting. Girls must have no self esteem

>>736133867
Do you know the feeling when you are reading long scientific texts or typing a longer text.
It is the boredom. Put a number of people together in an enclosed space and they are automatically gonna have funny businesses in the long run.
I guess. I'm a virgin per definition and don't know shit.

>>736134274

no idea. not even sure why the guy keeps posting it.

the entire thing is a mystery.

>>736134305

that doesn't explain much man, but i wont pressure you if you dont want to talk about it, especially publicly. but we can skype or discord or email if you want to trade stories.

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>>736134274
not even good b8 fag8

>>736130451
Lol there would be lawsuits up the ass if that happened today. Parents even flip out about camp counselors putting sunscreen on kids' backs. There was a flurry about that in the news a while ago.

>>736133867
Tell your story. Did you suck his dick?

>>736134358
Well, don't know what you want to hear.
Sometimes people fuck around and they don't even know their names. There is not always an interesting story. Definitely not here.

>>736122884
One time many years ago. I met up with some friends (who suggested I try a nudist resort), with them was their fully nude 15 year old daughter. I had recently discovered that she had a crush on me. Her gaze kept going to my cock and I had to work so hard to not get a boner.
THEN..... I noticed a wet streak go down her inner thigh, and she hadn't gone swimming yet.
That was also the last time I went to a nudist place.

>>736130451
We had nude swimming at my camp in Vermont the early-mid 90's (all boys)

>>736134617
Fuck you sick people. No I didn't. Thank god. He didn't let me. It was fubar weird enough.

>>736134739
>he didn't make you suck his dick
>didn't rape your ass

What was the problem then? Why would you have nightmares about it?

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blast the volume:
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497658426291.webm

>>736135069
that's a misunderstanding.
read again.

>>736134631

i mean hes your brother its inherently interesting ot see how someone fools aornd with their brother.

im just curious as to how you got from A to B in detail, not the sexual parts but more the build up.

but again i understand if you dont want to tell it

>>736135069

you're mixing up two different anons.

one who was molested, and one who just 'fooled around'.

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>>736135213
I'm afraid to tell you that I have no other explanation as: "alcoholic drinks and boredom and loneliness"

>>736135213
>>736135432
If you're awaiting a hot incest story here I'm afraid I have to disappoint you radically. Our family is highly dysfunctional and completely broken at all.
Well. nvm that's the essence of a hot incest story.
I'm drunk I tell lies. (I never do actualy) don't ask me.

>>736135432
>>736135726

like i said, i dont find it hot, i was molested by my brother, it gives me nightmares, its gross. im simply curious about how it happened and was hoping we'd be able to bond over the stories.

>>736135726
My family wasn't disfunctional, but me and my brother used to suck each others' dicks.

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>>736135843

why?

>>736135838
I don't think that we get on a line here. Our problems are different. I got neglected by my father. I have a diagnosed borderline personality disorder.

>>736136251

did you enjoy it? what exactly did you end up doing? are you and your brother close and that brought you together or are you two just as angry at each other as everyone else and just did it anyway? were you living with parents? do you all still live together?

what happened who made the first move why

>>736136251
Dude you're asking a lot of questions.
1. Yes 2. It was close to petting. 3. We are fine 4. yup 5. yup 6. I can't remember. It just happened..
Ask me about my cousin that was weird.
She got drunk and lap danced for me on my chair and kissed me violently.
That was far better than the time with my brother in the fucked up bed in Austria.

>>736136316
>>736136251
wrong link

>>736136316
>>736136670
another wrong link

>>736136670

we've all fucked our lady cousins, thats not weird.

seriously though, what is 'petting'

>>736136991
>petting
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=petting

>>736137048

so you and your brother were making out and then groping each other. did either of you grab the others ass?

>>736135966
Because it felt good and we were horny.

>>736136991
I wish I had fucked her, but my friend cucked me. Now I'm unhappy.

>>736137152
no. the dick.

>>736137184

more details.

>>736137294

did you kiss? or only touch each others dicks.