Cheaters of /b/, I wanna know how you do it. Details, stories,

You've got it wrong. It isn't how and when and where you sneak out with your lover that's the challenge, it's how you do it consistently enough that you don't arouse your spouse's suspicion enough that they look into your activities and start pulling apart the threads.

Source: the other man.

>>736114553
Interesting. So how did you and this guy's wife get away with it?

>>736114982

We meet at real events that were routinely held in public by groups that we have a genuine interest in that run for an indeterminate time. She can tell him details without it sounding rehearsed and he can corroborate these details independently. All that she has to leave out is the part where I screw her brains out in the back of a car or a hotel room for an hour or so afterwards and send her home with my cum still in her.

>>736115250
Huh. Out of curiosity, why did she want to cheat?
I'm living vicariously through you.

>>736115368

Boredom. She mostly married for the wrong reasons and their personalities no longer click. She's an ambitious lawyer and he's a regular dude who just wants to chill.

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Apparently my bitch of an ex did it this way

>>736115489

Too complicated to work long term, as you've found out. Accomplices tend to either sell one another out or one fucks up and incriminates the other.

>>736115462
Fascinating. Thanks for your input man.

>>736115689

You're welcome.

>>736115489
You threw her laptop? dick move.

>>736115863
Yeah. I don't regret it

>>736116088
Dude fuck that bitch anyway but you gotta be pretty fucked to warrant her doing that shit, what'd you do faggot?

>>736115489

>I don't want to be cruel
>fuck you

That hoe is just asking to get choked.

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>>736116311
>>736116787

I've cheated on my bf consistently for about a month now. He has absolutely no idea. I can't help but feel bad and laugh at the same time when he's joked about me having to push the guy I'm fucking out the door when he wants to sit and talk on the phone with me and that's literally what I was doing.. or the guy was still inside me making it hard not to moan into the phone.
I even work with my bf. Same shift same days except one day off separate (which is when I do it typically). We work outside and separate. Some days my bf is my supervisor and has to do rounds to check on me. I had the guy ibe been fucking show up and work and let me blow him while listening for cars. 2 seconds before my bf came around the corner I had his dick in my mouth deep throating him. Dude sat there and had a good conversation with him for the next 15 minutes like nothing happened and I assumed my normal obedient gf role.
I've say directly behind him pretending to play a game on my phone while he plays his own video games when I was actually sending nudes and sexting the guy too

>>736118041
Oh my god. You fucking bitch

>>736116311
>hes the fucked one
>bevause his gf was a cheating whore
the beta cuckness is intense

>>736118041
Nice story now show tits & timestamp

Damn, that's a dick move

>>736118367
Eh. He's cheated on me repeatedly and most likely still is with random woman and men. He treats me like shit. Only reason I found out the first few times is he told me to spite me and hurt me while we were fighting a few times. I've caught him since then but haven't confronted him about it and don't intend to. On top of it he refuses to put effort into our sex life and tells me how much he really doesn't want me. I can show screen caps. So it feels good to be wanted and appreciated.

>>736117408
what a cunt

>>736118041
So for what reason do you stay with your bf? Like, why wouldn't you just leave him?

>>736118041
You're the type of bitch that deserves to be curb stomped. Your parents clearly made a mistake by not aborting you. I hope you die a slow painful death.

>>736118839
He's either a really good guy and she's retarded.

He's either a huge piece of shit, and she's even more retarded.

Toxicity breeds toxicity. Both of them are probably useless leeches of some sort.

>>736118839
Because despite the shitty sex life and him cheating on me because I'm not what he wants physically or sexually i do still love him. Stupid reason stupid situation i know. But he's not a completely terrible person. Better than most guys lately

>>736114353
>in and out
never cheat in your own home, it is just asking for something to go wrong. Hell fuck her in a car if you have to, just not in your home

>>736114353
I hope you get raped.

>>736118869
Same to you <3 get fuck

>>736118839
He's probably paying her bills and providing a roof over her head

>>736118809
Then just fucking break up idiot.

>>736117408
Just grow a pair and fucking kill them like a real man would.

>>736119101
I make 24 an hour 60 hour weeks. By no means is he paying my shit.

>>736119061
I hope you get raped.

>>736119133
The only way to handle it

>>736118839
>>736118367
>summer

>>736119191
You'd enjoy that too much. But wishing ill things upon otrhers tends to bring them upon yourself. So have fun with that

>>736118041
tits with timestamp or gtfo neckbeard

>>736119165
That's because you're a fat neckbeard pretending to be cheating female on an online forum

>>736118809
and yet you're still with him, because you know other guys won't have you. oh, they'll fuck you. sure. but that's it.

>>736118809
Damn, would literally kill you.

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>>736114353
My gf used to 'stop on the way home from work' to pickup weed and fuck him and suck his dick all the time behind my back

>>736119416
Na. Besides the sex life I'm happy with him. I honestly don't intend to continue cheating. It was just something I needed out of my system

>>736118954
You're literally just useless pussy. And after your pussy gives out and your tits sag you'll be nothing else but a worthless, empty shell. Shit I'd probably fuck you but I'd find you annoying immediately after I came

>>736119615
yeah good idea. fucking around with surely get the worthless slut out of your system.

>>736119684
So when a guy cheats he gets a brofist and a good fucking job mate.
When a girl does it she's immediately a slutty piece of shit slice of pussy slut. Got it. Duley noted

>>736114353
2 different phones. Always keep it in my car. If I leave my car I'll turn it off so when my girlfriend finds it I'll tell her a friend forgot it or something like that. I've told her I always need time with my friends since she knows they're pretty much family so she respects that. Sure she have her doubts but do I care? No. I usually go out when I can and meet her. Fuck her at her home or car. That's pretty much it honestly.

So funny the "other person" is not good enough to leave the person these people are cheating on. You think the jokes on them, and you're getting what you want, but it's really empty and in a way, gay. You actually like knowing you're fucking some other dude's pussy, which means you like their cum yourself. You think "I'm sending her home while I'm dripping out." She says, "I don't fuck him anymore." Yeah right. She's obviously a whore and is fucking both and you and you knowingly like sloppy seconds. Just reality, live it.

>>736119485
I'd hit that. Would you post another pic?

>>736119827
its not so much that you cheated (which is trashy but anyway) it's your piss poor justification for doing it. you're both cunts in a shitty, loveless relationship and you're just going to drag each other further down into misery. just don't have kids with each other.

>>736119485
That's not how you do a timestamp. Also, gross

>>736119296
this

>>736119923
>I'd hit that
with a shovel

>>736119827
When anybody cheats. Nobody said its okay for dudes to cheat. That's stupid. I hope your bf fucks you up

>>736120144
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder man. Chill.

>call up fuck buddy
>gf is working opposite shifts
>cook her lunch
>borderline dating two girls and one knows.

>>736119126
its amazing how many people stay together when the relationship is literally useless. for example, friend of a friends parents live on seperate floors of their house and don't sleep together.

>> id rather give her all my shit and start out fresh and leave the bs behind. hopefully i never end up in a dead relationship

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i used to fuck hookers in my apartment while my girlfriend was away for the night. 3 or 4 times

>>736120475
You're going places kid

>>736119827
not cool for anyone to cheat. if someone cheats they should realize their relationship is not worth it and either break up or come clean that you cheated and work through it. not sure the second option ever works in real life but im sure it has for some people.

>>736114353
More? Dat ass..

>>736120814
It starts with deleting text messages and secret snaps. It's way easier to ask for more blowjobs and her help cleaning the house. Chicks like communication unless they're batshit crazy...and a lot of them are trust me I've dated them

>>736121040
Tried to post a pic fucking this chick but my dick was in it...error file too large standby

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>>736121108
It's not cheating if none of them are your girlfriend