ONE MAN YLYL AND FREE SHIT THREAD! Listen up, anons. I've

>>736107999
>listen up, anons. I've been on /b/ since 2007
>pretends to be taken seriously

I just read the first one and I want my money back

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these pics are sucks...

Bumpin! Thanks!

This shit is old.

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Bamp

Free shit: win over $2000

http://grsgiveaway.com/r/25096496114316467

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>>736109878
GTFO

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AIDSVERTISING!

Bumpin

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>>736110172
more ads. I miss these

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>>736110286
I'LL DO IT! keep bumping and check out my books.

You just saved like the whackest shit from old internet? Shit nigga I been here since 2006 and I was hoping for something a little better.

hey but I'll read ur book bcuz I like supporting guys. is there somewhere I can contact you if I wanna talk about your shit, I like to talk with creators and shit if I like their shit.

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>>736110391
that email. above. also, author information is in the metadata at the end of each book. enjoy. i'm sifting through gigs of stuff. let me see if i can find more gems. this other guy likes the aidsvertising so i'm squaring him away.

>>736109301
>>736109575
>>736110391
This thread is the "old /b/" that everyone clamors for.

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The lasagna motivational pic was funny

>>736110572
Yeah this is more like it fam. Didn't see the email before. I gotcha.

I look forward to not hating your book, but I'm a slow fucking reader. I believe in you my dude. Do you make money writing or do you have a job and you do it for fun/side gig? Also why do you write?

>>736110710
You right. Unfortunate. This shit is just like reddit tier now, but I guess that makes a LOT of sense.

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I'll help bump since I'm interviewing you OP

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>>736110806
i have a full time job and it took me a week short of nine years to write all 11 books. its built on the joseph campbell "heroes journey" story arc blueprint that made LOTR original trilogy of STAR WARS, Harry Potter and the MATRIX the epics they are

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>>736107999
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

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>>736111355
Right yeah, I'm familiar. That's great man, I'm sure a lot of people would be proud to write eleven full on books, regardless of quality. What got you into writing? Or at least what was the reason to write this epic?

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>>736111640
i had a dream back in 2004 and when i woke up i just started writing. finished in 2013. since i waited until all 11 were done the whole story was fluid and i could switch pieces around to make it more dynamic and add layers to deepen the story and depth

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>>736111804
Huh. Dope. Well I'll definitely give at least the first book a read, and that'll probably take me about 9 years as well, so don't change your email.

Hope you find success my man. Keep it real.

>>736107999
Thanks man, getting ready to read the books.

>>736111804
Thanks for talking with me by the way. I like talking to other creators about their work. I do it a lot with indie film directors, but I just find it interesting that anyone gets creative work done at all, and I like to hear the reasons they do it.

Cheers, authorfag.

>>736112036
Thanks.

>>736112147
Cheers mate.

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>>736112280
i just forwarded them along. got them yet?

>>736112036
These texting pranks are funny

>>736112429
Just got them.
I'm gonna read them as soon as i can!
Thanks m8

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>>736107999
You're still a faggot

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>>736112518
book 4 comes out in about 3-4 months and a new book will come out every 90-120 days after that until all 11 are out. enjoy. dont forget to leave a review if you liked it

>>736112663
Mkay

>>736111132
Actually chuckled for once.

>>736107999
Kek

>>736111616
No

>>736111355
How much for two pounds of book?

I can't believe I used to find this shit funny

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>>736113418
about tree fiddy

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>>736113528
Could be worse I guess.

>>736107999
just die

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>>736114289

>>736112123
These aren't my glasses

>>736113302

story?

This is a good thread.

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>>736107999
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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>>736114421
glad youre enjoying it. check out the books if thats something youre interested in. if not, no big deal.

I got all three, will read it.
Iam a science fiction fan, so thanks OP.

On a sidenote, how do you feel about people pirating your books?

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ive got all kinds of shit as well. infographics, wallpapers..... i suppose i should just compile it all and upload it somewhere

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>>736114735
I imagine its inevitable but maybe i'd be ok if like 10 years passed.

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>>736110016
This 1st image preceding the second is cosmic ordering i think

Bumpin for interest

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>>736114759
There's a massive infographics torrent, some from 4chan, some not you can find on TPB.

Fair warning- I torrented it a month and a half ago and am still organizing it, because it was incredibly poorly organized. 7200 files though, if you have the patience.

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>>736114759
>>736115406
Or you can just wait until I organize it which could take another 5 months or so

>>736112996
Space opera sounds faggy as fuck

>>736115621
star wars is space opera

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>>736115515
If I organized all my greentexts into one place (only a few other folders have them aside from my greentext folder) I'd put that on Mega. Or if anyone just wants my normal greentext images, there are 1,700 just in that folder, well-organized to boot.

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>>736115647
post the link or address. I WANT THAT

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>>736115709
Give me a few minutes bud

>>736115647
send the file to the amberfragile@YAHOO address above. I SERIOUSLY WANT THAT

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>>736115799
I'm gonna post a mega link as soon as this compresses. Is 7zip ok for you? Because that's what I'm using and if you don't like it, too bad.

>>736115756
ill make you a deal: contact me at the amberfragile address and i'll send you a stand alone novel that has witchcraft, pedophiles, techno zombies, self actualization and themes about death plus cannibalism and child prostitutes

Oh shit mega is dead. Anyone got another place I can upload it to?

>>736116042
It's 671 mb>>736116042

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>>736115957
I'm illiterate, so I don't need more books, although I appreciate the offer.

This will be done uploading in ~15 minutes. I'm putting it on files.fm

Here's the link for WHEN IT'S DONE. There's nothing there yet. It said it'd be good to go by 2:10 EST.

>>736109881
this one is wrong

Belle saves the prince through her intelligence, compassion, and beauty.

The rest is mostly spot-on

>>736116376
Should probably have put the link:

files DOT fm/u/fyvasv7x

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>>736116442
thanks brah

>>736115327
Damn, I had this saved awhile back like 2011...Resaving now. This is the first time I've seen this posted in forever lol.

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>>736116626
no prob

>>736114410
obviously the kid is a German

what else is there to say?

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>>736116671
ITS ALL YOURS MY FRIEND!

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>>736116442
>736116442
wut?
mega?nz?

>>736113418
two pounds of money

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>>736116857
I'm lazy and googled it and results were it was dead. So I picked the next one down that was alive.

These are NOT sorted into sub-folders. I just named them the way I remember them.

My goodness, to think /b/ used to suck more than it sucks today.

Overall I'd give this thread a 3/10

-1000 points for shilling your book
+1001 points for being open about it
+1 point for some stuff I've not seen in a few years but
-1 point for the fact that they were low tier memes even back then
+1 for effort because I'm a nice guy

This is an old but normie somewhat nostalgia but mainly shilling thread

Alright I don't know if this will work, let me know:

files DOT fm/u/fyvasv7x

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>>736117369
its been a steady evolution. that fucking banana was the worst thing to happen to /b/ but now all the traps/FB friends/ are the new cancer that the ponyfags used to be. traps should have their own board to improve things overall

>>736117489
Next time I'll just Mega it

>>736117561
You don't remember /fur/ I guess. Plenty of things worse than banana, at least that wasn't forced by the mods like puddi or something.

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>>736117479
i'll take the hit for shilling but it needs to be noted that i'm offering OC to those who havent been here long. 6 of one, half a dozen of another, eh?

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>>736117670
the fur WAS awful

I like free shit. bumpity.

>>736117561
a trap board would actually clear up the dirt a lot
that and fucking terminate the FB fap/pics you shouldn't share jewshit

>>736117168
ahhh I forget get name. Can any one help me out plox

>>736108807
natural selection strikes again

>>736117745
Fair play I guess, just rated by my tastes as someone who remembers the anger towards images like this coming in from 9gag and eBaums and whatever. With that bias accounted for you get +2 so 5/10.

Completely average but better than your average no OC YLYL, old but normie somewhat nostalgia but mainly shilling thread

>>736118127
thats fair

What's your book about?

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED. NEW THREAD HERE.
>>736118024

>>736110016
I really must know what it smells like in there, I have a feeling I would be disappointed though.

>>736118241
Kid from 22nd century oklahoma wants to be a hovercraft (think of the games F-ZERO or WIPEOUT XL) racer. his dad vanishes into space due to a freak accident so he becomes apilot to go looking for him. donload the whole series on amazon.


I AM ABANDONING THSI THREAD FOR NEW ONE. ABORT AND FOLLOW IF YOU WANT

>>736113352
Sauce?

>>736117018
yes but what site?

Just read the descriptuon of book one sounds pretty cool

>>736112996
You wasted nine years. Nobody wants to ready your asburgery bullshit, sagfag.

I sent you an email but I haven't gotten a response, pls send the books to JohnYallaro@gmail

>>736113550
Fuck! Wouldn't that hurt though?

This is the worst YLYL I've ever seen.
There will probably be a worse one tomorrow.

>>736112996
>laptop
>burned out

3 in 9 years is probably just fucked up batteries or HDD failure.

Also, aren't scripts 1 page/minute?

>>736108266

Looks like salamanca

>>736119099
>files DOT fm/u/fyvasv7x

prolly gonna be the same generic garbage all novels are nowdays. problem with most authors is they barely have a grasp of how real world history and politics function, so they just end up plastering neoliberal ideals onto any setting. A good example of this is Wheel of Time.

>age of legends, people can create static magic apparatuses for manual labor

>the "mages" use this power for communal benefit

>still there is a whole caste of servants for some reason, even though everything is doable with magic

and the cherry on top

>servants are proud and happy to be servants


For most authors, it's easier to imagine a world with magic than a world without neoliberalism.

thx based anon

>>736112429
Dewayne the hawk Johnson

>>736107999
As a fellow writer, I would love to read your books! Thanks for giving /b/ a deal!

>>736111355
can I have that Ouija board for free?