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So /b/ tell us, how do you hide your Porn? I have a rigorous

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So /b/ tell us, how do you hide your Porn?

I have a rigorous ritual for hiding it:
>Folder on desktop called Internet Explorer
>Inside is just shit like my artwork and shit
>In one of the art folders there is my 4chan folder
>All the NSFW items are in a hidden folder
>Inside that hidden folder is a password script (because last time I encrypted something it got fucked up and I dont trust it anymore)
>That folder there are a few vanilla porn folders, normie shit
>In one of those is a folder with all my fucked up porn, hentai etc in.
>(also disabled file explorer so people cant find my stuff, but if it gets enabled all my files have a _ in front of them so it is awkward to search for)
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In a directory named ".Test", in my ~/Desktop directory. The period in front of it makes it somewhat hidden. By default, it's not shown in the file explorer and doesn't actually appear as an icon on the desktop.

Of course, it means jack shit if somebody even remotely familiar with the "ls" command gets ahold of my computer, but nobody like that is around me. So it's a very convenient option.

Hidden enough so nobody I live with can see shit if they snoop.
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>>736097339
i literally keep it with my other videos in a folder called "definitely not porn
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>>736097339
On desktop in a folder called "shit n stuff"
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>>736097339
>hide
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>>736097339
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On a separate internal hard drive, a folder called new folder, it's almost a tb
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I have folder on c: called pron.
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Desktop -> porn
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>>736097339
>hiding porn

<your computer is used by other people

Holy fuck underage get out. 4chan is for people born 1986-1996, the era of the originals.

Everyone after that is newfag as fuck. Get out.
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Folder on desktop named "internet", 2 folders inside; random 4chan images and porn.
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>>736098446
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>>736097339
>Drive directory>Media>Porn
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On a cloudserver called pornhub
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>>736097339

What are you, 10?

Hide porn? Why the fuck do you have to hide your porn? My GF knows I have porn, and she has fucking gigabytes of Japanese tentacle porn that she gets off on.

It's your fucking computer you pussy. You want porn? Have porn. If someone doesn't like that you have porn? Grow a pair and tell them to fuck off you chicken shit little cunt.
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>>736097339
>> i don't i'm single a adult and have my own mac just have a fap folder of nude and porn along with old memes.......
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>>736098676
>Bailey Jay folder
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>>736098918
Yep
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>>736097339
Put it in a zip file and encrypt it.
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on youtube
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>>736098838
This is the only answer
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>>736097339
>hide porn
I'm not a 15 year old sharing my computer with my parents.
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I live in a healthy relationship and my wife doesn't care what kind of porn I watch.
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>>736098581
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I used to hide my porn folder (there is a hiding option), so you could only find it by searching it's name.
Now I just keep it in my art folder, not hidden cus I realized no one is looking for my porn folder. Named "4chan crap and ideas"
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>>736097339
>So /b/ tell us, how do you hide your Porn?
Why would I hide it?
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>>736097339
Im not twelve so i just have it in folder called porn.
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>>736097339
I have a folder on my desktop that says porn
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I have a WELL hidden, encrypted virtual machine that I remotely fire up from wherever and do my prons.
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>>736098838
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>>736097339
I hide it on a shared network folder with my fiance. She hides hers there too. We hide it so that we can both find it. Because we're adults.
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>>736098676
>cocks cumming compilation
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When I was a kid I hid it in a folder under my bed.

Now I'm an adult why would I care if someone knows I look at porn? Everyone looks at porn and I'm not into anything illegal. Why should I care?
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>>736099641
What? I like shemales get over it
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>>736097339
>fucked up shit
>hentai
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>>736099213
How'd you get her to understand it's a male need?
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>>736098581
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>>736097339
I have it on my desktop. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>736099853
Rational people don't need long explanations for natural behavior.
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>>736099853
It's not a male need to watch porn. We managed hundreds of thousands of years without it.

That said 'it's something I like and it's not hurting anyone' should be enough for any rational adult. If she says its hurting her you'll have to decide if you value your partners feelings more than your porn.
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>>736097339
How old are you, OP?
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>>736097339
Holy shit I saw this gif before but it was censored with jesus just before the big reveal. Thank you anon for showing me the real thing
Also I just have my shit in a folder on my google drive called other stuff
That way I can access it across devices
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Not saving porn is the first step to get rid of porn
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>>736097339
In a folder in %appdata%
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>>736098676
>no weeb shit
good boy
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>>736097339
I use folder permissions
>only one admin user has access to folder
>start file manager as that user when want to browse porn
>all child processes automatically use credentials

thats just for casual porn tho. the folder with all my ex girlfriends I keep encrypted, I'm fucked if my fiance finds that.
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>>736098838
I have about 500gb of porn on my work computer. I keep that hidden because I don't want to be fired. I don't want to be fired because its a job I can sneakily watch porn at work.
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>folder labeled "setup" situated within the downloads directory
>icon changed
not that I really need to hide my porn on my own computer, but just in case
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I have a folder named 'Porn' with subfolders named '2D Porn' and '3D Porn'.

Total madman, I know.
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My porn stash is called the file of unknown knowledge.
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>>736102298
lol
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>>736100926
> wwe leaks
What
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>>736097339
password my account, have a guest account, there
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Actually saving porn is so retarded, there's an endless amount of it online and none of it is special
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>>736102908
>>WWE star Charlotte Flair nude and few others
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>>736098838
then again your gf is ugly and you probably already are the lowest scum on earth. There are people here who still have to loose something, especially if it is loli abuse porn
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My girlfriend and I just have a hard drive devoted to porn because yknow, as adults, who needs to hide shit?
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Encrypted USB drive
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>>736097339
Why all the hidden shit? Just use incognito mode or get an automatic history deleter on Chrome
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>>736102659
and from there, this
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>>736103327
which leads to this
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I'm 35 happily married I don't have to hide my porn.
D:\porn
She knows about it.
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>>736103353
to this
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>>736103327
show the pdf's
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>>736103383
>shrek
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Go to steam games documents folders, make a folder for a game that isn't there by default, preferably one that no one plays, then put porn in there. Badabing badaboom.
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Guys, i just bought a USB dedicated to hold my Pr0n collection that is in construction - how do i password protect the USB?
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>>736098345
This
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>>736098581
Hang on I was born 1981.. is I old?
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>>736104050
i was 1985 i just missed the cut off date...i is old
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>>736103719
How I organize is if I have over 50 pictures of a given property, then it gets it's own folder. So a lot of times, like with Shrek or Drawn Together, it's just loaded with shitty Tram Pararam pictures that I can't bring myself to delete.

But yeah, I'm jacking to ogres.
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>>736103831
your USB has to be empty first or else you can't encrypt it.
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>>736103491
It's all incest stuff
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>>736097339
Don't download it, job fucking done.
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>>736104882
Oh also can store all images on imgur and login when you wann fap
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>>736103383
Can you dump your gargoyles porn?
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>>736097339
I take the few things I have to save and dump them in a folder, save them in a .rar named after my girlfriend and merge the archive with my favorite picture of her. To view, I I just open the jpg in winrar. I actually named the folder "private" and she loves seeing all these pictures of her, having no idea they are filled with porn. She thinks it's cute that I save her sexy selfies. Multiwin c-c-c-comboooo!
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>>736097339
>non-main HDD
>in a 'Games' folder
>folder with the invisible icon and no name
>names all start with z so they at the bottom of the search or list
>all crazy shit (Loli, traps, shit like that) in a hidden folder that is also invisible
>python program that wipes it all on desktop
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>>736098676
>blacked folder
>bailey jay folder
>cocks cumming folder

Faggot
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>>736098581
>implying you are old
noone on this site is actually older than 20~
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desktop>untitled folder
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>Hide your porn

Faggot underage loser.
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>>736097339
This place is not for kids m9.
Try club penguin ?
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By owning my own apartment you child.
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>>736097339
This PC>New Volume (D:)>Porn
So far no one has found it.
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>>736103117
gonna need sauce on this one there
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>>736098676
Lexi Belle folder
No 2D garbage
I award you 50 points
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pic related, everything from the ".@data" section and down are hidden files. I don't feel like encrypting and decrypting every time I want to add something
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>>736106418
you know club penguin dosent exist anymore
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/pictures/porn
/Videos/porn

Cause I'm not some edgy faggot teen who's scared to get caught
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>>736106243
I'm 28. Stay in school, champ.
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>>736097339
I got a job, an apartment and a laptop so I don't have to hide it... like any normal person you freak
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I harvested an older small (120GB) SSD from a clients computer, formatted it, and set it up as a BitLocker Partition.

The entire thing is full of an ever growing archive of smut going as far back as the original Hannah Hotel Threesome release.
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>>736103117
>as adults
do you know what time of the year it is?
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>>736106819
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>>736097339
fat
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>>736097339
Wow it sure is underage summer pretty hard on here today.

My wife and I watch porn together.
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>>736107014
>mfw I have a wife and a 7 month old son and I still have porn worth hiding from her
/b/ has given me a fucked sense of taste for sure
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>>736103383
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>>736104233

No, that's shitty bait, in 2004 most oldfags were in their early 20s
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>>736097339
>Still hiding porn
You need to be 18 to post here.
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>>736097339
Dude those titties are what I wish on my girlfriend.
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/downloads/how humans are made
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>>736105844
THE MADMAN
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>>736105844
That's pretty cool. What do you do when you want to save new things?
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>>736098676
>teen blowjobs
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>>736106819
underrated.
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>>736107168
I can see why you would hide certain fetishes

/b/ has deranged my mind as well. if my wife saw my /b/ folder she'd probably be out the house in a minute.
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>>736099949
>Rational people don't need long explanations for natural behavior.
That's a cool answer, but not realistic for the average male. "Rational." Most girls are not rational. Even the most open-minded ones run out of pretend and eventually have a problem with their SO watching porn.
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>>736098676
>varied porn
Nah nigguh
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>>736106243
i'm 31
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>>736107014
>hard on
Kek
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>>736103014
I'm like that too, but sometimes you get a hold of something really good that you can't share. My porn file is my own hidden cams and pics, etc.
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>>736097339
Lmfao
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>>736097339
I hide it by not havung any porn nit even a cookie or link
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>>736098446
<1 TB ,2017>>736098525
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>>736098581
>Not having roomies
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Folder on my desktop labeled "porn" because I'm not a fucking faggot
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>>736098581
This is the gospel of the Chan.
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>>736098838
My "folder" is also known as my history tab/bookmarked pages.
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>>736104233
you just lost the game.
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I don't download porn, because there's so many streaming sites. What's the point in having a collection anymore?

If I did save porn, I'd just keep it on my desktop on a folder labeled, "Porn", because I'm an adult and no one uses my computer but me. I don't have to hide it like some underaged ween.
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I keep it open on my laptop and never close it
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>>736108817
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>>736098676
Could you share some of those cocks cumming comps please?
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I only hid my porn when I was in school (since I took my laptop to school) but I had a batch file that hid it and set it to a system file with some control panel name. Had to open the batch file and input the password to unlock it. Then I later switched to something that actually turned it into some weird file and had to put in two passwords and then it mounted it as a drive until you locked it back. Now I just leave it in my downloads folder or on my desktop (not even in a folder)
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>>736097339
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The same way I've been storing my porn for 15 years straight:
> Windows setup: Hidden files invisible, System folders invisible, Extensions Invisible
> Put everything in untitled folders
> Rar that shit with * as password
> Windows key + R
> type cmd
> in cmd, type REN "c:/whatever/file.rar" FDSCBCVJG.exe
> boom, it becomes an executable
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E:\Eric's Stuff\Porn

MFW "Hiding porn"
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>>736108934
Awww a proud "adult" who never took pictures, much less videos of real actual women he slept with for future reference, and since no other woman seems to be in your life, pal, that's why you don't need to hide shit

that's cute

and sad
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>>736103831
What's your OS? Doesn't the new windows come with bitlocker?
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>>736097339
Downloads > (random letters)

On my phone, I have Pushbullet
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>>736108934
Find a really great pic on 4chan. What do you do?
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>>736097339
Not me but one of my friends hides his hentai in the SD card he uses in his 3DS
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Veracrypted file highly recommendAble
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Idea
> download random program
> installs in program files (or x86)
> C:\Program Files\(whatever program)\data\images\(porn)
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>>736097339
>mobile
>download picture vault app
>download app lock app
>set PIN for vault
>set PIN for app lock
>Set vault to be locked by applock
>disguise vault as antivirus
>Put porn in vault
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>>736111400
they will charge you for shipping, right? then the watch is even cheaper than shipping it

oh and they also get your email and start following you like a creeper and you won't even know it, but you'll see tons of their offers so you go back and buy an actually expensive product

- 2017 marketing 101
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>>736098581
1997 still count?
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>hiding porno

clear the browser history

>2017
>saving porno on computer

kek
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>>736097339
rar compress everything into one jpg of a shrimp, that one picture is 7gb rn but when you open it with winrar it has toooooooons of porn in the archive.
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>>736112358
! Like the way you think
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A collection of landwhale dvds from the early 00's bought from a sex store on the side of i40
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I dont, I just save everything to my documents. I'm a gay cutie so doesn't matter anyway, no ones gunna check my compooter cuz everyone thinks I'm just some cute little quiet gay kid. even my parents ;3 got em all fooled.
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>>736098581
Faggot. I was born in 1978, most of you are newfags to me. I can't wait till summer is over
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>>736097339
folder named Updates
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>>736112529
the file is named "Sexy Prawns"
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>>736104050
>>736104233
I can haz cheezeburger lmaow xDXDXDXDXD
9gag edgy maymay
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>>736097339
I'm not 18 anymore and I have had sex with a female so I no longer hide my porn.
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>>736113044
Lmao
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