Fleshlight thread? Fleshlight thread. I just bought an alien

>>736087199
do not use coconut oil
no matter what just dont
fucks up everything, smells bad, will keep smell for about a week with heavy antibacterial spray.
JUST SPEND SOME MONEY ON LUBE ITS NOT THAT BAD ITS WAY BETTER TRUST ME FROM EXPERIENCE

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ignore what the websites say, just use crisco or jif, shit's so dope.

>>736087199
You can use any lube on fully cured silicone, the issue is how easy it is to cleanup afterward.

>>736087199
why alien?

>>736087199
I use the lube you find in my local supermarket, as long as it's water based i think you are fine.
Also why would you use coconut oil?

>>736087199
get some vegetable glycerin its pretty cheap and works great. even better get a lube water based and add vegetable glycerin to make more

>>736087199
Only use fresh semen

actually what's a good fleshlight? they're all over $100 in my country...fuck

>>736087520
vegetable glycerin is vape

>>736087199
or, alternatively, just use water based lube which is basically harmless and works fine

>>736087199
Use mineral oil

>>736087478
Somehow in my brain it didn't make sense to have a masturbation toy that actually looked like an actual vagina.

> I really don't know why, but it sounds logical to me.

>>736087509
I have a KG of it (unrefined virgin oil) that I use for cooking. and I like the smell....

It seemed like a logical step to also use it as lube.

>>736087680
well sheit, is it at least any fkn good?

>>736087680
Don't use oil, you'll never be able to clean it out of there.

Get some water-based jelly lube or something. Just something that actually will rinse off.

>>736087199
OP here again,
I actually purchased water based lube with it as well, but eh. If I can use my cooking coconut oil without destroying the fleshlight, it'd be lazier (no need to get new lube etc).


Also, does anyone have experience with the weird lubes (the kind that make your penis warm, or tingly?)

>>736087199
Doesn't matter what brand. Just use water based lube.
Use either toy cleaner or isopropyl alcohol and let it completely dry afterwards.
It might dry slowly depending on conditions of room temp and humidity. Fan is also an option.

>>736087199
Yes you can use coconut oil
Makes it easier for licking afterword

>>736087791
water based lubes only
other shit gets into chemical reaction with sex toys,
melt them and shit.

>>736087794
The alcohol you're talking about, do you mean the 96% ethanol that you can purchase at local pharmacies? (the one that you use for cleaning wounds/surgery knives etc?)

>>736087782
No clue yet, I'm going to pick it up in 3 hours. Will post on /b/ again after I tried it.

>>736087902
That's only on shitty jelly toys.
Actual legit silicone that's fully cured doesn't react with anything. Silicone lubes tend to cause friction on silicone toys and wears them away a bit though.

>>736087968
so you bought it, and have to go pick it up?
dank tho, hopefully it's fkn good
ive been wanting one but never convinced myself

>>736087902
Coconut oil probably won't do that, though. But it would have to cleaned out with some dishwashing liquid and that'll definitely fuck up the toy.

>>736087616
I bought it from the official site in France (so europe site), and it was around 80€ i guess.

Honestly it feels really good, i would recommend it over a fat and not that good smelling girl you don't really like.

>>736088028
I promised myself I'd get one if I'd accidentally have a dry spell above 1 year.

And since I managed to do so I was self-obliged to get one.

I'm still doubtful about it. But..
I think fleshlight is one of the few things on the internet where I haven't found a single negative article about the whole subject.

Which basically tells me that it's even better than advertised, so I convinced myself that way.

>>736087199
Listen dickshit i dont even want to use or even think about fleshlights but common sense dictates that if you use whatever the fuck lubricant youll wreck the plastic

>>736087984
yea i dont know man i've had some cheap jelly pussy once and it went into reaction with the fucking sock and plastic bag i wrapped it into to cancel out the fucking awful smell lol

>>736088196
combine it with VR and you can pretend to fuck anything

>>736088196
>fat and not that good smelling girl you don't really like.
hahahahah this

and nice, might have to fucking get one seeing as im not getting any action.. any recommendations?
>>736088200
>>736088200
oh hell yea, fkn dry spells man...busts my balls...fapping has become so boring for me.

>>736087199
OP Here again,

Do you have to clean out the fleshlight directly after useage?

I'm probably planning on using it before I head off to sleep, and I don't think I can be arsched to clean it out before I fall asleep.

Is it hurtful to the toy if you let it "set in" for 8 hours?

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This is great

I don't own a fleshlight but I've been using nothing but coconut oil for lube for years now and all my bad dragon and silicone toys are fine. A 15oz jar is like $4 and lasts for months since a little bit goes a long way. Not too sure about your particular toy, but if it's real silicone you've got nothing to worry about. Also a few women have told me that their gyno told them not to use coconut oil as lube as it will mess with the ph of their vagina, but that is the only negative thing I can think of about coconut oil

>>736088428
OP here,

did you just blur out one striped sandal?

>>736088398
It's fucking disgusting but I don't think it'll harm it.

It'll be harder to clean out though.

>>736087925
Sorry. I don't know. I use cleaner they sell for now. You can find info probably on forums or r/fleshlight

>>736088472
No, I've got some really gross foot fungus and ingrown toe nails

>>736088461
OP here,
Is the material used for BD vagina's the same as for BD dragonxdicks?

And is the material the same as other "fake skin"?

I have no clue, I keep reading about "set silicone", but I'm an IT guy, not a chemical guy.

So I have no idea what it actually means material wise.

>>736088606
Pretty sure fleshlight uses medical silicone the same as bad dragon.

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>>736088535
How about you get crackin on fixin dat before putting your weener into a rubbersock

Also, don't get lazy and DO clean it every time. Since you will use only water based lube, all you need to do is run some water inside it, and rub it clean. Finger it a little bit, from top, then from bottom.
You don't need to use soap (i even read that it's bad for the fleshlight), then lay it somewhere to dry. I recently found that pic related is great since you can put it straight up so the water drips. Next to a window it dries quickly.
After a while, it might get a little sticky on some parts, put some corn starch (i use Maizena here) over it when you're done drying it. it while be like it's brand new

>>736088398
i was writing that before you even asked. Don't use it if you know you won't get up after. Take a few moments to bask in the orgasm, but you'll have to get up.

>>736088524
You don't really need it

>>736088606
Pretty sure BD uses the same silicone for everything, but it's been at least a year since I've been to their site or anything

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hypothetically where would you hide one of these if you still live with your parents?

asking for a friend

>>736087791
Warming lube is alright, but not a big difference. Lube advertised to be tingly does nothing for me. Neither would harm toys as long as they are not silicone based

>>736088790
Get some fake flowers and try to pass it off as a vase

>be me
>buy Fleshlight
>Feelsgoodman.png
>Be super cheap and don't buy lube
>Use spit
>Stillfeelsgoodman.jpg
>also don't clean it whatsoever between uses
>Use it several times a day for a week
>Filling up with undried spit/semen
>Fleshlight beginning to reach critical mass
>Get weird urge to just eat that shit.
>Resist urge for a couple of days
>The smell is now noticeable from across the room
>TheFinalDayDawns.png
>Marinate my dick once more in my juices
>Cannot resist
>Switch to using my hand
>Bury my tongue into the damp solution
>Instant regret
>I can taste last night's dinner
>I begin to dry heave
>Thatsmyfetish.jpg
> As I'm cumming a cum loogie slides down my throat.
>Clean up while fighting urge to kill my self
>Throw Fleshlight away
>Try to forget what happened
> See this thread
>Re-live shame

>>736088790
In your closet, behind a pile of clothes you rarely use.
In an old console box.
In a file where you keep old school record from previous year.
In a shoe box on the top/bottom of your closet.

>>736088790
I toss all my dildos and stuff into my boxes of computer parts

>>736088943
No nigga

>>736088689
I think I still have some maizena in the kitchen, that shit is like 30 cents/a KG.
I'll go and get some cleaning alcohol as well, might was well do it correctly if you need to clean it anyway.

Hypothetically....
Instead of cleaning it directly, would it be viable to just throw it into a bucket of water and clean it the next day?

> Just spitballing here

>>736088790
OP here,
I used to hide my pot inside my computer.
If you have a medium tower, you can easily store a fleshlight in there, if your cooling is correct.

OP here,
nigga.

>>736089129
>>736088943
Forgot to tag.

>>736088943
holy fuck this is the first time text has made me gag

>>736087790
Trojan brand water based lube is literally like 4 dollars at Walmart and will last a while.

>>736089032
Shameless bumping for the water bucket idea.

>>736089032
I couldn't say for sure about the bucket, but even if 80-100€ won't change my life, i'd rather not risk it and fuck it up by not cleaning it.
It's only ~3min at the end every time, worth the hassle when you want.

Also, find a place where you can place it firmly and fuck it without holding it while standing up, or kneeling (i use a pillow to not fuck up my knees), allows you to really enjoy it more.

Little tip for a good feeling, stick it in really warm water for a few minutes before using it, it will be really hot and nice. I've read about wrapping it in a heating towel to keep it warm since it cools pretty quickly.

>>736089032
Man up and just lick it all out you slut.

>>736087199
How about goin in dry OP?

>>736089401
Bad idea. Like with a real girl, you won't get in, and it doesn't lubricate by itself so, no.

>>736087680
Just get Ky lube or anything similar to that. I don't know if you've got a costco or some place that sells in bulk, but you can get water based lube fairly cheap. Using non water based can either be hard to clean and leave smells over time or can damage the composite material. You spent 80 euros on it, you can put money aside for a cheap but decent lube.

>>736087199
Use cooking oil.

Also it's good to see you beta cucks using fleshlights instead of dumping your degenerate genes into real women.

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>>736088913
>>736088960
>>736088998
>>736089032

>I can't buy one online and have it delivered without them noticing

>>736087199
Nope, anything that uses material like that has to be water based lube, brand doesn't matter shit.

>>736089694
Ask a friend? A cousin? Since the package is totally plain, tell them it's personal (even say it's something sexy if you trust them not to open it)
Or order it at home, tell your father you are buying something for your mom but she can't know, tell your mother you are buying something for your dad but he can't know, ACTUALLY buy something or this will look suspicious, plus you will have your next birthday/christmas present ready, and VOILA.

Use your head young faggot, or you might get banned for underage (which you clearly are)

>>736089694
I ordered mine and got it delivered to a nearby package-pickup-point.

Pretty sure every western country has something like that.

Here supermarkets are delivery addresses for small parcels.

Also handy for sneaking in birthday gifts etc.

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>>736089694

Really good friend's house to send it to? Random house address is possible too just get that package before they get back home.

Gotta know their schedules tho.

Sounds like you're shit out of luck

My parents don't snoop in my stuff or care what I order.

But I'm also 22 and help pay bills YMMV

OP HERE,
Shit got delivered, I will be back in 30 minutes.
Keep this thread alive and I'll post my new fleshlight with something random stuck in it.

I got like 30 coloring pencils.

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>>736091087
Fuck it and post review.

my dick curves left, and i had nightmare phimosis until i literally ripped the flesh from the head of my dick. would one of these work? my hands getting boring.

>>736091361
Well what do you want to know?
I don't know about the alien one, but i have the Stoya destroya, apparently the most popular one. I can't compare it to another one, but i does feel pretty great

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Am I sexy gentlemen?

>>736091832
...t...teh rei?

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>>736091448
Oh if it's a sensibility thing, i think it will.
I've been operated recently, left nut removed because of cancer (pic related, the scar to explain what i'm talking about; btw, Check your balls for hard lump everyone, if there is one, go see a doctor!), and my dick and around it was extremly sore and it was painful to tug at the skin or anything like that.
This is when i thought about the fleshlight. I had a another bruise on my dick years ago and even if i couldn't fap, i could fuck my ex if i didn't go to rough, so i tried it, and since it's the fleshlight moving around your skin, and not the skin itself moving, it didn't hurt, or way less at least.

>>736087199

The real question here is why do you wanna fuck an alien coconut???

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>>736091475
Gud 'nuff

>>736091910
...herian?

>>736088943
Eating my old cum has always been a fetish of mine.. I have a bikini set I stole from my sister that I cum in, pretending some girl (Usually one I fetishized in highschool) making me cum while wrestling in a "who cums first loses match". Ended up sucking it all off the one day after on and off cumming in it for months and months. Was super salty and turned me on so much it got me to eating my own cum and cumming on my face.

>TLDR
>I love cum and Im a cum slut

>>736092429
>...herian?
What? Is it suppose to be my name? In that case no
I you mean hernia, no, Inguinal orchidectomy, i had a tumor covering around half of my left nut so they had to remove it

>>736087616
probs try an onahole, budget version but dont last as long

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>>736092588
no, just, fuck. last time i talked about my dick here someone recognized me, and that said person had testicular cancer as well. i was either about to question my sobriety or wonder if i was dreaming

>>736091910
ouch mate, and youve just gotten this alien fleshlight?
what does the scar look like now?

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>>736092748
I don't think anybody i know browses 4chan, except one girl but i don't think this is you.

>>736092832
I'm not OP, i'm the one with the Stoya destroya. I won't buy another one as long as this one is fine, i don't need diversity, and i hope i'll have a real one soon enough
Here is the scar now

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Here's a life pro tip for all you /b/ros

Go on ebay and search Sasha grey pocket pussy and lube, pay the >20$ dollars.

Shit is bomb as fuck, been using mine daily for months now no visible damage just like the day I got it.

You don't have to powder it-yes oil is fine just wash it good with dish soap and jam your hand in there for a minute.

Trust me guys, shits legit.

OP here.

Review:
Fleshlights are better than advertised.
I'd get shares of them if it was possible.
Would not masturbate with hand again.

> really though, I get why people purchase multiple fleshlights.

>>736092527
question: does your cum taste at least somewhat desirable? was feeling kinky earlier and wanted to dump my load in my mouth but just couldn't.

>>736093064
ah my ex has a stoya, one of the most popular ones.
thats not a bad scar and that is a thick ass dick

>>736089694
Assuming you're 18 (because you have to be to post on 4chan) then you're an adult.

>"what's the package, anon?"
>"oh just some stuff i got online"
>"oh okay"

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>>736093228
Thick ass-dick

>>736093177
I don't know if you saw that, but you can screw or unscrew the bottom the create some kind of suction

>>736093228
Well thank you, it might be because i'm sitting down, but i am a little above average that's true.

That reminds me that if you are hesitating between a fleshlight and a tenga, the tenga is too small if you are above 5-5.5in, so you can't go balls deep if you are like me, which is really a shame because what is better than going as deep as possible right when you cum?

>>736093206
To me it does, I've tasted other guys's cum and it doesn't seem to be as good as my own. (I am a "cancer", and we're sex gods so it doesn't surprise me, if you buy into all that) and is humiliating as fuck to eat/suck off of stuff. (I get off a LOT on humiliation)

I would suggest tasting a little off your hand when you jack off that cock to see if it's for you. Or if you wanna go further cum in a condom and empty it into your mouth the next time you jerk, while watching a video that turns you on like no other.

Also, I like to cum on my face when I'm feeling going through all that effort. Otherwise I just blow it on my stomach and rub it over my body, hot as all fuck.

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>>736093453
Seems like a tenga is perfect for me.

I don't believe in God but if there is one, he's one cruel piece of shit.

>>736093269
>what stuff?
>...nothing
>what do you mean
>n-nothing
>i bet its sex toys! eewwwwww, you weirdo!
>its not!
>then what is it?
>.....n-nothing

>>736093453
I dunno, all dicks are pretty good looking in my eyes
and if i had a dick i would go balls deep everytime, it is the best

>>736093599
>being an eunuch
oh my god im so sorry

>>736093644
i fucking know man
they gave me a prosthetic and everything. press on the balls and my dick gets hard but its not the same!

>>736093515
I don't really see a problem with being around 5in, and it's not like i'm huge, 7in when i'm really diamonds. I'd rather be 5in, fuck my girl and cum balls deep, than being 10in and having to watch out because i would destroy her vagina if i was too rough.
But admitedly i think 7in is pretty perfect

>>736093599
Oh there is some ugly dicks out there, i don't find them particularly fine compared to some pussies, but i really like mine and this is what matters for me.
But yeah, being balls deep, hands on her waist pulling her as hard as you can.... I miss that so much.

>>736093487
i thought it would be kinky but when i blew my load i lost all desire to do it. after you nut, does eating your cum still provide any arousal? i just want to take it a step further from just jacking off.

>>736093820
on a completely unrelated note i went to school with someone who got into a horrible accident and got a fucking massive scar up his moderatly fucked up arm, and if you tickled it he got an erection.
thinking about it now i cant imagine how hard [spoiler]hehe[/spoiler] highschool must of been for him. god, what a nightmare. on the flip side i bet the ladies loved him

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>>736093831
Yeeeeeah more like 4

Don't fucking get it, saw my dad's dick ONCE on accident as a teen shit was massive.

Straight shit.

>>736093965
just know this man
you don't have a micro penis, your dick is fine and you will be fine :)

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>>736094092
I know that's true to some degree but it's hard not to let it get to you when all through your male life it's about being macho and having a big dick.

Hard to get over. Heh.

Even harder when you don't want to be male.

Good point though, at least I don't have a micro penis. I'd honestly probably kill myself or turn woman.

>>736093831
I think every pussy is a different depth, theres some that can handle bigger im sure.

where'd your girl go?

>>736094195
what you have is a clit, not a penis anon

>>736093896
I did it twice, it was more curiosity than anything else, i didn't find that that arousing but if i'm going to ask someone to swallow my cum, i don't see why i would refuse to at least taste it myself. Mine didn't taste bad, it's mostly the texture that i don't like, this is why i also hate oysters, that slimyness... ugh. But i would not really mind while having sex if i knew the other liked that.

>>736093965
Genetics are really weird sometime, my aunt and uncles are around 1m70, and all their children are way taller, with their son 2m high.
Also if you know how to use it you'll be fine, and your dick is far from the only thing you can use to please someone else. I made my ex squirt only twice with my dick, but i knew how to do it without fail with my fingers.
Sex isn't only dick+vagina, i know that one of my best sex memory didn't involve any actual penetration, just kisses, licks and caresses.

>>736094279
someone fails biology

>>736094223
Like anything, arms, dicks, hair, pussy, there is a variety of size. But there is not much girl capable of handling a full 10in plowing them hard. That is over 25cm, even when being aroused (sinced it increases the depth a bit) i'm not sure many women could.

And we broke up over 2 years ago sadly, best almost 5 years of my life though. Partly because of me, even if i still think she overthought everything. Be honest with your SO if you really love them guys.

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>>736094306
Would that still be considered sex then? Lol

Thanks for the good outlook stranger.

>>736093965
>mfw this happened to me too
>my old mans bigger then me soft then i am hard
>mfw i found this out around the time i started getting interested in women
>mfw literally any time i got with a girl in anyway that thought weaseled into my head

>>736087616
Buy one their Quickshot's, they're great and easy to clean. Either way, sign up to their newsletter and only buy one during their sales.

I also have a Nina Hartley Lotus.

Buy corn starch, it's what the Fleshlight renewing powder is made from, this is essential with a Fleshlight. Some cheap baby powder is the same.

Lube; I use either water based or a latex friendly silicone lube. Water based is easier to clean and cheaper, silicone based are far better for both masturbation and sex in general.

>>736093520
this is why females have it easier, they're all expected to have sex toys and it's normal but if a guy has them he's a sad creep

>>736094531
>fuck 10 girls
>alpha
>fuck 10 dudes
>slut

lol. your complaining about it being harder to be a loser

>>736094411
someone fails being a man

>>736094479
Well somebody else made me cum, for me it is sex yes. I wouldn't have liked to see her do that to someone else so it was definitaly very intimate.

>>736094517
DON'T buy silicon based lube for toys unless you are 100% sure it won't fuck your toy up, because all i ever heard about silicon lube was that it was destroying toys

>>736087616
Guy i know got a second hand for like a few quid. Says its fine. There you go anon

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>>736094531
I wouldn't go that far with the woman's side but yes there's a little bit of a stigma going in their favor.

Men's side is true though, you're disgusting if you own a fake vagina and don't even mention anything phallic shaped.

Im generalizing but fuck it.

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>>736094641
>has testicles
>fails being a man

You're objectively wrong OK.

>>736094746
>mfw your literal only argument to protect your masculinity is that you have balls

>>736094603
>>fuck 10 dudes
>>slut

Only other womyn think they're sluts, guys have no reason to hate on womyn who sleep with them

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>>736094843
>ive only had 9 other dudes fuck my hole
>stick it in me
>he does

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>>736094913
>I've stuck it in 9 other women
>I'll stick it in you
>I do

>>736094517
Been thinking of getting a quickshot. Easier to hide from the wife.

>>736094746
>struggling to take a hint this hard
sigh

>>736095055
of course id stick my dick into 9 women who have had zero dicks in each of them. what do you take me for, a fag?

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>>736087199
>mfw I named my alien fleshlight 'Liara'

>>736094913
Womyn are the gatekeepers of sex that's why womyn hate other womyn for being too loose

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>>736095144
We've got a badass here I see

>>736095175
>not fucking your best friend
>implying your best friend isnt a dude
>2017

>>736095260
>confusing id stick with i did stick
we've got an illiterate here i see

This thread was really interesting and nice, could you take your bitching and trolling elsewhere?

>>736087199
Olive oil is a good lubricant for toys in my experience.

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>>736095297
We've got a pedant here I see

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>>736095395
>base your entire post of misunderstanding someone
>"that guy was a pedant"

>>736088398
Yeh, pass out post fap. It happens.

No harm done, but get a good antibacterial liquid soap. Try n clean it soon tho, week old cum gets super rancid.

Also, cold water only. Hot water cooks the protein (think egg whites).

Cold water, good antibacterial liquid soap, Ur fine.

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>>736095444
t. pedant

>>736094647
Best way to get the safe silicone lube is either research online or walk into a sex shop and ask the man/woman behind the counter.

I use Get Maxxx silicone lube on both my Fleshlight, Fleshlight Quickshot and soft toys. I have never had a problem, even when I have left it in the fleshlight overnight before cleaning.

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>>736095546
>actual argument continues
>guy calling pedant gets stuck on the minor details
pic unrelated

>>736095109
They are great and easy to clean. Keep a microfibre cloth with it and take it into the shower with you to clean. Use the cloth for drying the quickshot and nothing else.

>>736095631
Sounds like a plan. Thanks, anon.

>>736088398
No you don't, it's just easier.

Cleaning proceedure for a Fleshlight:
Use a clean microfibre cloth for drying

1. remove the silicone sleeve and set aside.
2. wash and dry the case.
3. wash sleeve.
4. dry the outside of the sleeve with cloth.
5. put it very loosely in the case.
6. put the case into a bent coat hanger and hang up to dry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_CqaQ2t0wA

7. wash and dry end caps as necessary & put them away with the cloth.
8. once the inside of the sleeve is dry, apply renewing powder to the outside and put it back in the case properly. Screw on end caps.

>>736095857
you can turn the quickshot sleeves inside out to clean and dry. Do not do this with a regular fleshlight sleeve.

Get a girlfriend. They come with lube preinstalled.

>>736089694
Nowdays, parcel dropoff points ftw. ( I send all my stuff to work, n being all nerds, totally wanna see the toys I get. Don't really wanna unbox a buttplug for them)

Back in the day, to get things into the house past my folks, I used the mass effect. Lotsa boxes. Building a new PC, 10 boxes come in a week. Some have toys, some have electronics, some had drugs. I'd save up and hold off smaller purchases so I'd have a barrage.

One lone package, questions asked. By the time you've geeked out about the graphics card n psu n ram, they so totally don't care whats in the other boxes.

This works for any project. Skateboard parts, gardening, I dunno, model railroad. Whatever your jolly is. Make a song n dance about a big build, n slip in some sly stuff.

>>736094675
I don't get why did are so taboo. You don't need to be gay to want to use a dildo. Having something in your ass feels good, whether you're gay or not. I don't understand why males are expected to fuck everything that moves either. If I ever decide to have sex with someone that will because I love them dearly.

>>736093599
>Art thou my eunuch? Then I shall make it so.
imsosorry

>>736096215

way more costly, much higher maintenance, far more time consuming, far more annoying / demanding.

>>736093177
Try the Japanese ones. Head A Splode. After a while tho, ya tend to miss ol Mrs Palmer.

Having a selection is great.

Welcome to the club. I for one welcome our new silicon pussy overlords.

>>736093487
Bulurgh, hate the taste of my cum. Done some very gay things, but have totally avoided spooge. Freaks n grosses me out. I think I'd go full homo if I didnt have to deal with that. Dick is great. Not having jizz anywhere in on or around me tho.

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>>736087199
It's silicone you dumbass. that's why it needs to be water based

>>736093520
As said in another post. Establish a bulk order. Get a few things in. Buy lots of 'parts'
>what is it anon?
>oh, more parts for XYZ.

Easy.

>>736088943
Kek

Most UPS stores rent a mailbox for $5-10 a month depending on size. Easy to use, no questions asked.

>>736093831
But yeah, being balls deep, hands on her waist pulling her as hard as you can.... I miss that so much.

That's what Fleshlight/onaholes miss, grabbing ahold of woman flesh. Pounding a big ol handful of woman flesh.

And the stink of recently orgasamed woman.

But, you don't have to deal with women.

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>>736088671
I lol'd