g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

same reason as every other day, for some reason my family actually cares if I die and while I would love to give a beretta a blowjob it would hurt them and so I can't do it in a clear conscience

Because it's my weekend. Three day weekend every week. Gonna do some yard work. Clean the garage and then go to the pool. I love my normie life.

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because my mom would be sad if i killed myself
and i have weed
and i have cute gf

Life is good. Not as good as it could be but not as bad as it could possibly get, always trying to be better person than before

>>736003358
A trainer from my gym sent me unsolicited nudes last night.

I guess that means she wants me to bone her. I could do that instead of killing myself.

>>736003358
Because I don't have the balls to. I just need one more push

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>>736004116
don't do it anon. i believe in u

Because my friend needs a ride today.

im still a virgin, an i aint goin out without pussiiiiiii

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>>736004273
if pussy is your reason to be alive then you're gonna be disappointed my friend

Though life ain't the great, suicide is never an option I'd have as a go-to though.

But fucking it feels like there's only one person that seems to value me as a person, and I'm scared of growing distant with them. Which may already be happening.

>>736003358
Buying a Steyr m.95 mannlicher carbine today. Year 1909

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>>736004102
G'luck boning her

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I'm going to spend the day with my wife. We are having a mini summer vacation with popsicles, a movie and tasty cocktails! After that we will probably play some Dokapon kingdom and wipeout omega.

>>736003840
Hey, me too. At our place, we do anal on Fridays. I'm pretty stoked for that, lemme tell ya.

I have a bright future all I have to do is stay the course

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I was going to but, now I have to wait to play Anthem when it comes out.

Because I almost did and instead sorted my fucking life out.

>be me
>2013
>homeless
>no job
>in a pit of despair and self hate
>take steps to end it with a rope
>get to it
>snap outta it
>find a bit of clearing for a camp
>steal a tent
>work odd jobs to buy some clothes and a gym membership for shower/lockers
>find work with new clothes and clean body and one helluva nailed interview

Flash forward to today
>steady employment
>bank account with 4 figures
>own a vehicle outright
>on the path to home ownership

Chin up anons. If I can make it back from the edge you can too.

Why Im not, bc Im drinking today and I'll prob drink tomorrow.

>>736004578
I'm so fucking scared.

>>736003358
I see no reason to do so. Life is great.
There are great movies and series to watch, nice food to taste and I love my girlfriend.
I am terrified of losing all this one day so...why would I accelerate that?

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>>736004578
>>736005498
(Not OP). Its okay anon. Just breathe. Everything will get better. Probably not the way you expect, but it will. Stick it out bud.

>>736005828
I just hope I'm overreacting.
I seem to ignored much more recently, and when we talk I don't know whether it's genuine or not.
When everyone else is vocal about the way the feel about you and it's all negative, well that sucks.

But losing the one who genuinely enjoys you as a person is worse.

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I have uncovered a latent joy for stealing.
So if I keep doing it until I get caught with something big I can freely suicide by cop.

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I'm not sure why I won't, maybe I'm just too lazy or I feel like I could do something.

>>736003358
just got a raise and double my salery today.
girlfriend found a fitting job finally and sucked me off twice already.
first time this year i have more than 1 day off work.

today is a really good day.

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>>736006021
((Not OP again)) I've found that there is no such thing as overreacting. We just have different levels of ability to cope based on what's going on around us, how we fell, etc. I wouldn't beat yourself up about that. You're not wrong for feeling the way you feel. Try to do things that will improve your ability to cope, and mood. Take a walk or something, even if you don't want to. And try to get yourself in the best mood before talking with this person.

>>736003358
passed driving test after a long time
not today

>>736004372
Wtf are those? Smoking logs of shit?

>>736006530
Congrats dude.

>>736003358
Can't kill myself before finding sauce for this

>>736006483
It's just, I can never start the conversation, I feel like I may be intruding, or whatever.

>>736006597
My thoughts exactly

>>736006853
This.. Same thing i feel you /b/ro

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>>736006853
Is this a friend, love interest, both? When and what happened that made you suspect there was a rift growing?

>>736003358
ret
http://www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-2

>>736006746

Holy shit dude, I used to fap to this all the time. The girl was German I think, and she also fucked a skinny guy on a bed if I remember correctly. I'm gonna start hunting, you should too

>>736007233
More of a friend, love interest maybe, but a romantic relationship doesn't concern me that much. In terms of why I think there's more distance, well they seem to be talking less to me. There's other people that they knew that seem to get closer. And I'm not that important anymore. It may sound selfish, but being valued and knowing that someone was excited to talk to you was nice.

>>736006746
>>736007393

Her name is Alenushka. Ukranian I think. years old.

your welcome.

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>>736007503
I understand. I'm sorry to hear that. Often times these things happen with friends. I'd say more often than not. No matter what the relationship is, you can't rely on it that much for happiness. I suggest you force yourself to do new things, or things you used to do but stopped them. You may find new friends, and be in a better mood when you talk to old ones. Don't be angry with the person either. People change, it happens to us all. Good luck anon. Try not to sweat it too hard.

>>736007602
Cheezus Crust you're a lifesaver

>>736007994
I don't know how to meet new people, and if I do I don't know if they'll like me as a person, I'll always be sort of the third wheel. And I'd never be angry at them, if it's my fault, it's my fault. The panic attacks suck though.

Though, thank you.

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>>736003358
se the way stuff is caps locked in this thread being reposted every day, i believe it's posted by someone who wants anons to actually an hero.

thoughts about that?

>>736008261
just go outside anon

>>736008399
Check em. My thoughts are that is a very unsettling picture. And it isn't the same person every time. One guy actually wants to help people I think. Rest are copycats.

Because making basically everyone around me so suicidally miserable gives me too much joy.

>>736008868
And go where?

>>736003358
THE OFFICIAL POD CAST OF COARSE.

Things started picking up between me and this girl I used to talk to a lot.

Really hoping I don't pussy out this time around because I might not get another chance with her. She's amazing and I feel so light around her.

I must serve Kek.

>>736009533
>>736009459
>>736009201
>>736009014
>>736008876
>>736008868
>>736008399
>>736008261
>>736008129
>>736007994
PLEASE GET OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE

Because I'm gonna fuck my chubby cum slut tonight

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>>736009772
Don't be mad. Want a sip of water?

>>736005093

I thought gays did anal every night

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>736003772
i mean judging by how you speak, your family cares, but probably wouldn't be surprised and would move on fairly quickly. Go ahead and do it.

>>736010049
YOUR THE REASON WHY /B/ SUCKS NOW RETARD

>>736010253
>>736010134
>>736009906
Kys

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>>736009906

She knows how to work a dick

>>736003358
cuz i got no balls

>>736004116
Loop a belt. Screw the end to the top of a door. Insert head into belt loop. Slowly slide down. This was you slow slip into unconsciousness. After you pass out, gravity does the rest. And you peacefully wake up dead.
That's how my dad did it. His first attempt failed, he didn't use a screw the first time. So after he passed out the belt slipped through the door/jam. He said it was really nice. Not scary at all.

>>736003358
Cuz boring

>>736010256
K.

>>736003358
sauce? or actress?

>>736004372
>>736006597
>>736007113
it looks like he about to smoke raw stove top stuffing

>>736003358
Because I reach a point where sadness is the only feeling I experienced through the last 15 years. It hurted me all the time, but now I guess I got used to it.

>>736010989
scroll up

Cuz I'm scared for some reason. Would totally do it if I had the guts, this whole life thing is really quite fucking terrible and it only gets worse the more you learn and experience.

cause i don´t have any gun or a deathly pill :)

>>736009772
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>736009772
>>736010256
>thread not about cucking, pic of my gf, or trap faggotry but i'm still this rustled

Faggot.

Because I want to be a doctor, more specifically a surgeon, and I want to dedicate my life to others so they can live theirs to the best of their ability.

>>736003358
Got a new job, start on monday.

>>736011494
>>736011494
That's a trap? i fapped and i aint even mad

>>736003358
I dont have a proper answer anon perhaps i just want to keep myself alive and see the destruction of trump by his own citizens

because i am killing myself today