So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's

>>735991002
shoot him in the dick

>>735991002
pull put my silenced fn p90 and drop that bitch from the back

>>735991002
Follow him home and see where he works. Break in and drug is protein power with copious amounts of synthetic estrogen. Put more cream based estrogen into his lotion and body wash. Continue this forever.

I'm 6 5"

Trick question. Everyone on 4chan is a kissless virgin shut-in. Thus, no club and no gf.

Punch the cunt right in the throat.

Call the police and tell them I saw him slinging coke. He won't stand a chance.

Pull out of my daughter

>>735991002
Yell at him for slapping my little sisters ass, what a fucking pervert.

>>735991002
run around him, till he falls down. then shit on his face

>>735991002
Realistically?

Ignore him and move to a different area in the club. If he does it again, call the bouncers.

>>735991609
lel

>>735992002
cuck

>>735992099
t. 160lbs virgin

>>735992099
>being civilized is being a cuck
trailer trash detected

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>>735991002
Get down on my back, open my legs and tell that motherfucker to get the fuck in my guard

>>735991202
>profit

>>735992236
He's trying to fuck your girl, not you

I don't have gf

>>735991002
I would wonder how I ended up inside a slab of wood.

And I would take my gf's donkey to the vet.

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>>735991002
>/b/
>going to club
>having gf

are you even tryin ?

>>735991002
I do own a gun

Who is this guy anyway anyone has his social media ?

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>>735991002

Have him arrested for sexual assault.

>>735992638
>shooting a gun inside a club
lel

Would throw chicken wings at him.

>>735991171
Pics with ts

>>735991002
i feel like people are paid to post this stupid shit on /b/

Wonder why he swatted the air near me

>>735991241
And 450 lbs. Or 150.

>>735991002
Low kick. If he starts shit, shoot his ass cause I ain't tryna get fucked up.

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>>735991002
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>735991002
shoot that nigga because im a rich kid with a glock

I'd give him a complimentary one way ticket to dick kick city

>>735991002
I'm 6'3" and about 250. sounds like a fair fight.

>>735994607
see >>735993358

>>735994638
lol, /b/ is probably the most retarded place to advertise watches ever.
Step your game up faggot

>>735994889
see >>735993358

>>735991255
Brilliant!

>>735991002
Is that Adrian Peterson?

>>735995262
Don't think so

>>735991002
First off, I do not go to 'da club' anymore. I'm past that part of my life. Secondly, my gf is completely loyal and subservient to me. Not worries there. Third, if this moron did slap her ass I would just pull my .45 and put two in his head.

I submit to the bull

>>735991202
that takes waaaaaaay too long, pussy. you gotta go to med school to become a plastic surgeon. then save up and make an O.R. in your basement.
Then get a job at a zoo. then steal a tranquilizer and shoot him with it. then take him to your O.R. and give him implants and a dick-o-vag-o-plasty, and then return him home while he still sleeps. amatuers....

>>735992205
civilized?
no, that's called being a pussy. in a civil society, when someone crosses the line, civilized people remind those who cross the line that they need to be civil. usually, this is by force because the type of people who go around slapping ass don't respond otherwise.

>>735992205
Welcome to 4chan newfriend

>>735991002
Who goes to the club with their gf? that's just retarded.

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>>735996011

weight lifters can't fight for shit. just knock him out cold.

>>735996527
>usually, this is by force
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>>735993358

>>735996741
how the fuck do you think civilization was formed? by kindness and rainbows?
moron.

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>>735996527
This isn't a cringe thread kek

>>735991002
Obviously the only answer is slap his ass back. Then jump on his shoulders and become some sort of ass slapping bro mega-tron.

Meanwhile my gf leaves me in rears.

>>735996810
tears kek

>>735996807
>implying we're forming civilization here
kek

start poking him a kajillion times with a needle all over his muscles and he dies.

i'm watching "the fly" and thinking, if a fly ended up becoming more than equally merged with him, wouldn't all the bacteria in the telepod also be equal parts? he'd end up 99.9999999999% bacteria with some fly and human mixed in.

>>735996884
wut

>>735991002
I'm 6'5" and 245llb

So basically, I bitch slap that nigger back to slavery

>>735996993
Fail. He wears 5 pounds more than you. Instant loss. Weight > Height

I'm a manlet.

Clubs are for fags and trash whores.

>>735991002
well I'm 6'7 and 240 pounds so I'll probably just beat his ass

>>735996807
1 see >>735996875
2 civilization by definition is when people stopped beating the shit out of each other over food/caves/ass/whatever and started co-operating

>>735996875
not forming, residing in and maintaining, fucktard, read the thread.

although, it is actually in a state of decline. because of all the pussies.

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>>735997178
>because of all the pussies
>badass detected

>>735997178
see >>735997133
>>735997268

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>>735997393
Really, you don't say.

>that's the joke

>>735991002
2011 called, they want this meme back.

>>735997133
>when people stopped beating the shit out of each other over food/caves/ass/whatever
1. they haven't
2. those that have have done so and continue to do so under implicit threat of up to capital punishment
>co-operating
working towards the maintenance of an authoritative system to enforce 'order' (with violence by proxy), everything serves that system

this is basic stuff.

who the fuck clubs when they have a GF? lol?

>>735997268
giant open seeping vagina detected

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>>735997580
>they haven't
>we only don't because of punishment
>being this autistic

lemme guess, your high school just made you read 1984? kek

>>735997677
>It's time to stop posting
>doesn't stop
kek

>>735997580
>1. trailertrash and third worlders haven't
fixed
>this is basic stuff
yet you still believe chimping out = civilization
lol

>>735997743
lel

>>735997709
you've obviously led a sheltered life. good for you. i hope you'll do ok if you're ever in the shit.

>>735997863
maybe he doesn't live around literate people with all their teeth intact

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>>735997863
Let me guess, you run around in faggot clothes pretending to Mad Max, don't you. fucking kek

>>735997905
ignore "doesn't"

>>735997823
no chimping out=human's default setting, and you and i and everyone else in the 'civilized' world are just about a week without infrastructure away from that. but you are fortunate enough to have been insulated from that, or you're in denial about the possibility of this kind of shit happening. good luck, i hope you become aware of the true nature of things someday.

>>735997442
see >>735997178 >>735997133
see >>735997043
>>735996664
see>>735997677

>>735997442 see >>735991002
>>735991122
/thread

>>735991002
>Get chicken and/or watermelon from the bar to distract.
>When he eating, take a chair to the back of his head.

>>735998006
but this is about a guy in a club retard, not your apocalypse fantasy
calm down and read more carefully

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>>735998006
>hey guys, guess how many times I've watched Fight Club? I'm like Tyler Durder but you guys just don't get it, I'm way more aware of things

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>>735998039
see this, fagtard

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>>735998039
muh brain

>>735998077
read the fucking thread, idiot.

>>735998121
see >>735998039

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>>735998155

stab the nigger with a beer bottle

piss on the corpse

dance hard techno

>>735998077
kek, he's autistic anon

>>735991002

>Look around and ensure a bouncer is close by.
>Call him a piece of shit
> As he lumbers over to me, use my fleet footedness to position myself near bouncer.
> Dodge his swing
> Bouncers see and get him kicked out
> Make out with my gf and wink at him as he leaves

>>735998151
I'm OP retard.
People called you trailer trash and you responded with "YEAH BUT IN MY 28 DAYS LATER FANTASY I WIN"

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>>735998190
>Tip fedora

you forgot the finishing move. FINISH HIM

>>735998217
>I'm OP retard
so you're a faggot?

>>735998258
see >>735998102

kek

>>735998270

How could i forget

>>735991002

Roofie his ass

>>735998190
>fleet footedness
>stumble over own feet
>fall face first into nigger crotch
>he calls you a faggot and leaves you alone
>you get home and brag about taking down a 250lb nigger in a greentext

>>735998321
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>>735998289
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>>735991609
jej

>>735998321
also SEE>>735997268
>>735997178
>>735997133
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>>735997064
>>735997043
>>735996993
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>>735996884
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>>735992638

>>735991002
Slap his ass in return.

>>735998321
also, see yoar moms anus

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>>735998573
>>735996810

>>735991002
Pull out my nerf pistol and send him crying to his mum

Hand him a five, and ask him "daddy, can I have anther". While taking off my pants scream at the top of my lungs "IVE BEEN A BAD BOY"

>>735991002
I'm 6'4" 500lbs.

why the fuck would we be doing degenerate shit?
my girl hates niggers and degenerate behavior.

I'd probably kill him somehow

>>735991002
Ask him to slap mine

>follow him where he lives
>when hes out in the gym i break into his place and install remote desktop virus on his PC
>start remotely filling his computer with CP
>start uploading CP through his computer remotely to open websites
>wait for him to get arrested for spreading kiddy porn
>laugh_evil.mpeg
>bonus scenario: other inmates find out he is a pedophile and he gets even bigger problems

>>735992205
you're a fucking cuck mate, there's no fucking doubt about it

How about I come over them and slap your girls fine ass and feel up her pussy, you gonna just walk away, cuckold bitch?

>>735991002
Im 6'9 350 and trained. Will handle appropriately

>>735999120
>Not being 7' 400lbs

Pussy.

>>735998922
Now that's funny

>>735992002
>>735992205
You realize that your gf would probably think you're a pussy right? Someone just hit her ass and are like "let's go somewhere else"

Fucking cuck

>>735999168
Haha ! Actually I am 400, but no one believes 6'9 400.

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>>735991002
Impossible that this happens. I haven't a qt gf
>that feel

>>735999247
>"I'm no pussy!"
>KO'd instantly
>guy fucks your gf over your unconscious body

cuck much? kek

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>>735991002
I say it: Check that 735999999

>>735999247
t. virgin

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>>735991002
i use the skills i picked up from stick fugure fight animations and scrap with this fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMwIf-gsUu8

>>735999697
kek

>>735991002
Punch him in the temple, that shit will make anybody drop.

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>>735999697

Genius, use hex'es against him.

>>735999999

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Check em

>>735991002
>wonder why I'm not on my pc
>wonder why I have a gf

>>735991002

a shard of broken bottle will kill anyone if inserted in the proper place

>>736000153
>hold up let me just break this bottle that i'm going to hit you with
>*clonk*
>oh... these things are harder than they look
>*clonk*
>wait, stay right there.
>*crash*
>ah fuck the whole thing broke
>Sir, i'm going to have to ask you to leave our facilities

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>>736000028
>>736000056
>>735999995
>>735999928
>>735999917

>>736000359
Fuck you heghog, I was close.

>>735991002
Why would you go to a club (that is most likely filled with meatheads) with your gf.

>>735991002
Pull out a job application and watch him turn 360 and walk away.

>>736000557
She likes to dance.

>>735992818
That is photo shopped. I can tell from the pixel count and the fact that niggers dont wear condoms

>>735991002
Tell him to fuck off.

>735999999

>>735999999

newfag

>>736000980
gay

>>735991002
If in club im probably drunk , when drunk i dont give a shit about fighting dwarves or giants. He is also probably slow because of size and i am a lean and fast bodybuilder who had a couple of streetfights. Would rampage on his head without question even if i might get killed.

Time will tell if this ever happens i will make sure to post about it.

>>735991002
I highly doubt a nigger would be anywhere i go to lol I'm not poor.

>>735991002
>6'3 250
Holy shit he's a little guy