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What's the most degrading/degenrate thing you have done

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What's the most degrading/degenrate thing you have done that you will take to your grave
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>>735979939
Gay sex with my best mate.
We've both cum in each others asses.
It's like our little secret thing we do whenever we get well pissed and coked up.
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>>735979939
What are you doing here, FBI-chan?
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i signed up for club penguin without my parents permission
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got drunk and tried to have sex with a gay guy but it was so dry I just humped his butt for like 4 hours and kept spitting on it but couldn't get it in.
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I ordered hormones on the internet
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Visited a shemale escort. Was planning on fucking her and getting fucked. Ejaculated as soon as she touched my cock, left in shame after 5 min. Got a partial refund though, lucky me.
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>>735980168
You disgust me
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>>735979939
Fapped n Came on my sisters ass she slept
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>>735980272
Pic related
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>>735979939
>Take to your grave
>Post it on /b/
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>>735979939
well, I wouldn't be taking it to my grave if I told you would I, faggot?
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strangled a puppy to death

NOT doing that one again
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>>735980887
weakness disgusts me

not a man unless u killed something imo
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I once killed myself, I promised never again.
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get naked and cuddle my grandma when she sleeps.

pic related, her.
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>>735980468
You're already dead if you're on /b/.
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>>735981123
then you're autistic.
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>>735981523
fair point
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>>735981559
leftist cuck detected.
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>>735981559
did u make a wrong turn and ended up on /b/ instead of reddit
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>>735981498
Moar
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>>735979939
Steal my sisters undies, cum in them, put them back in draws.
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I fapped to human castration guro and had no regrets. Have since fapped to even more in doujins and gurochan
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>>735980833
/thread
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>>735982057
Cheated on my friends sister, with his girlfriend.
They stayed together for 2 more mounths. I hit it 2 more times.
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I fucked OP's mom.
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ate her edibles all of them and regret nothing
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>>735980168
You fucking scumbag.
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>>735980272
He*
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>>735983356
Why? Dog treats are gross.
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>>735979939
kissed my grandpa on accident
it was just on the cheek but i think about it every time i see him

it was horrible
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>>735983546
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>>735979939
>Be me
>Second grade
i showed my pic to my best friend daniel :(
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>>735981559
Cuck
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>>735983664
So funny 10/10 ign don't post again
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I got my dog to lick my erect penis when I was around 12, tounge was too rough so only ended up doing it a couple times.
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Fapped to an unadulterated episode of MLP once
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>>735980247
Hahaha
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>>735979939
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>>735979939
made a facebook account when i was 10
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>>735983664
i once let my dog lick my dick
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>>735983516
You're buying the wrong brand.
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>>735979939
I kind of punched a retard girl from school. She spat at me and ran. I guess certain triggers triggered. Ran her down and hit her on her bac. Was like 10 yrs
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>>735983356
That Alexa?
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My dad and I never really got along, and one night, I came home and he went ballistic on me because I didn't flush the toilet in the spare bathroom. The problem was, I never used it. Turned out it was our neighbor who came over to water the plants and feed the dogs while we were away at work and school.
He beat the shit out of me for it, because he'd "warned me " several times.
Once he went to bed, I pissed, jerked off, and put a shit nugget in the coffee maker, and it went through it's programmed cycle a few hours later.
He had an interesting mix in his coffee at work the next day.

We found out later the neighbor was the one who was responsible, and he apologized profusely for being a bastard to me. I had to keep my trap shut, otherwise I'd get another beating.
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>be 13
>summer, dad gets new duty station
>wants to settle and find a spot for family not on base before we move there
>sends me to my grandfather's "to build character"
>grandfather has house above his funeral home, he and his father built in the 1930s pretty cool
>leaves me home one day to deliver someone's ashes
>go down to the meat locker out of morbid curiosity
>find Mexican girl in mid 20s whose chart work said she died from stroke, and was to be open casket.
>never seen tits in real life.
>start playing with them
>imagine life with her as my girlfriend
> jack off with all the fury 13yo me can muster
>oh shit gotta blast
>kneel over drain hole in floor
>see hair and a fake nail around the drain as cum oozed out
>realized where I was and what I was doing
>have never gotten over the shame

Also had to great her family the next week and tell each one, "sorry for your loss in this difficult time" Then over heard my grandfather bitch about how they stiffed his florist 100 bucks.
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sex with younger sister.
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>>735985125
kek
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Female cousin and I used to tie each other up and fuck each other. 20 years later and we still do on occasion.
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I stole my girlfriends little sisters panties and still have them. Little sis wasnt like a child though. Round 16-17 at the time. I was 20 at the time. Also stole her older sisters panties. Both smelled like my gf's pussy so I knew it was good clean pussy stink. Very little discharge.

Also took a pic of my hot cousins panties, but didnt steal them bec. I was the only one that would be suspected. But I sneffed em good. What a treat. Gee whizz. Her bikini bottoms had some nice discharge on them but I guess the chlorine from the pool killed the smell. Just smelled like nylon and basic cloth smell.

Oh I guess I gotta mention the time I sneffed my aunts panties. Didnt steal them or anything. But she was a hot aunt. Kinda musky. Not bad.

I've posted OC of my ex on here, but its never been reposted so I was relieved about that bec. I was drunk and got all nervous later.

Thats about it. I guess I like panties.

I think Lenny Kravitz is really cool and like his music. I never see him mentioned...

I had a friend that looked a lot like Kate Upton. Tried to find a sneaky pair of hers but never had the right moment...

Maybe I should quit talking.
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>>735983501
She
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Snuck into my GF's house, put on a pair of her panties, and fapped in her bathroom while staring directly at my eyes in the mirror the whole time :(
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there was the time my family went to the water park. A girl who had to be 15-16 (I was like 13 or so) was wearing a white bikini, and the bottoms were totally see through. I could see every hair on that mons in detail and made sure I lurked near her the rest of the day. I dont know why her parents didnt do something...

It was a nice. Also in 7th grade the hottest girl in my class (who sat right next to me) wore a white tank and no bra and that was totally see through as well. That fueled a lot of my younger fapping sessions.
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Fucked a hambeast prostitute
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>>735980040
you guys hot? pics or it didnt happen bro
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>>735986178

how much did you pay?
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>>735979939
tried to get a dog to fuck me once

was unsuccessful
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>>735986361

you are too ugly or too fat?
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Excused myself to the bathroom during a foreplay session with my GF and proceeded to exchange nudes with a girl who was in 9th grade at the time, fapping all the while. One of the most shameful faps I've ever been involved in. Couldn't cum to my GF without thinking about the 9th grader prior to this and it continued afterward.
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>>735980464
Damn shes hot. Sauce?
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>>735986524

*he
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Fapped to MANY wikipedia articles but I don't think that's that weird or reproachful...
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>>735979939
Jerked off to a horse cumming in a girls mouth.
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>>735979939
picked a nugget of shit out of my asshole and swallowed it

or the time I stole my mom's dildo and shoved it up my ass

maybe the times I drank my own piss (a whole cup)
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>>735986120
Damn dude
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>>735986271
100 bucks for a halfhour
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>>735986499
Nah, he's neutered, so he couldn't get it up. I tried a few times to give him a handjob after that, but he was neutered very early in his life (earlier than he was meant to, according to who gave him to us) so he's just completely uninterested in getting his dick wet
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Slept with my brother when we were younger.
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still loving my bitch ex after one year and a half
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Manipulated my ex into abortion before it was too late. When it was done I dumped her ass on the curb. No regrets, but she was the hottest thing I ever fucked.
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>>735986685

how old were you guys?
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>>735986524
Sara Rios. Also goes by agatha. Stopped escorting
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>>735979939
Heroin. Tons and tons of heroin. Had a gram a day habit. Still have a hard time wearing short sleeves in public. I was so depressed at the time that I didn't care if I died or not. Now I've kind of woken up. I quit cold turkey and I still feel like shit 2 weeks later.
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>>735985125
When ya gotta blast ya gotta blast
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>>735985340
Pic
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>>735986727
Probably started when we were about 13-14? There's only a year between us. It was mostly blowjobs, which i still have a fetish for to this day.
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>went to fuck a guy
>he had partypoppers
>I sniffed them like an idiot
>get so horny I let him fuck me afterwards

I was so ashamed I never did anything like that again.
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>>735984762
totally understandable.
while i am not a retard racist like everyone here, i hate people that are mentally challenged. i wish they'd die.
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>>735980464
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>>735979939
Regularly mix up lube and peanut butter and my dog licks it off my balls and asshole. Feels great. She eats ass with a vengeance.
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people think im alpha but i was basically a cuck 15-18, since then, i had 1 chick for a few months didnt get much. since then ive always thought females are pretty awful people and just avoid them, i know its not alpha, but i can fight and stand my own points and all that shit
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>>735980168
You fucking bastard. This is why Isis exists
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>>735986944
>People shouldn't be treated differently based on the circumstances of their birth

>except if they're retarded, then fuck em.

Truly you are the moral center of this website. So caring and kind.
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>>735986120
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me
I'd fuck me so hard
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>>735979939
I once found a couple of my sister's pussy photos on her old sd card and fap to them. She has a nice clit and labia. No regrets at all
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>>735979939
I was homeless. I was looking for a place to crash for the night. I found a girl tied up and blind folded. I took her to another building and banged the shit out of her for a couple days. I returned her to the place I found her, waiting for the people lurking their to "find the girl, she escaped." Cops busted them when they returned to the spot. They are in prison for raping her over a period of days. They were busted because they "dragged their asses" returning her once the ransom was paid. I'm probably the only one who knows they are only guilty of kidnapping.
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gave myself an enima when I had constipation.
what I didn't tell everyone i knew: I kinda liked it.
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>>735986588
seconded
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>>735987249
Feels pretty good doesn't it. I ain't into gay shit, but I've let a few women finger my asshole and give me rimjobs.
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2 Things.

I was 22 and visiting a friend in another state for a week. Last night there I hook up with a 17 year old at a party. Take her back to friend's house and I cum in that sweet, super tight pussy faster than Jimmie Johns delivers. Then I came again... We cuddled for an hour and then I started the long drive home.

Near home, she texts me and asks if I used a condom.. Did she not see the cum oozing down her leg? oh well. I told her I didn't and I came in her. Since I was already hours away, she had to ask her mom for Plan B. She sent me nudes for a couple months, she wanted that D again and kept asking me to visit. Kept telling her I would, but never did.

Also, when my current girlfriend is sleeping or working, I'll grab one of my big dildos and fuck my ass for hours. Yes, even when she's sleeping. When I get high, I put peanut butter in my freshly fucked hole and let my dog lick it out. Feels so goodman. Almost got caught once. She came home unexpected, and luckily I had just cleaned up from my first solo fuck session and had a candle lit so the lube smell didn't overwhelm.
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>>735985664
You, are awesome..
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>>735987198
Share with the group anon?
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>>735987384
First solo fuck session of the day****

By solo I mean only human. My dog was licking that hole, sticking his tongue deep into my ass just 2 minutes before she got home.
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>>735987360
>I ain't into gay shit
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Sucked off a mate once and got sucked back by same mate. Also did some zoo shit when I was like 14 and experimenting. I've told one person about the later of the two in confidence and to my knowledge he hasn't ever told anyone.
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>>735986872

both male?
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Fapped to horse on woman porn. Not so degrading on the /b/ scale
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>>735987630
Well, pooping might as well be gay if you push out a big log, innit bruv
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>>735987243
Hmmm.
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>>735987671
I'm afraid so. I took up crossdressing later, but wasn't doing it at the time.
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>>735987249
You told everyone you knew that you were giving yourself an enima though?
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>>735987709
That's not an equal comparison to voulntarliy getting your asshole fingered
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>>735987770

is he gay now oe just you?

what did you guys used to do?

who started?
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>>735987857
By a female. I'm not attracted to males or even trannies with 'feminine' penis.
Feels good and I don't care, mate.
It also feels good to take a huge shit
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>>735987360
>I ain't into gay shit, but I've let a few women finger my asshole and give me rimjobs.
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When I was under 18 I had consensual sex with a family member who was 12.
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>>735987683
That's normal.
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>>735987768
You're looking up the case, aren't you? I'm logging off, but I will give only one hint. Parents were wealthy and she wants no public attention for it aside from her victims of sexual abuse charity.
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>>735979939
I looted the possessions from my dead uncle's house like a roody and used the money to buy heroin.
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>>735987973
>When I was under 18

haha. yeah ok.
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once believed in the holocaust
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>>735987886
I'm just openly Bi, I believe he's gone back to being straight but he made an allusion once that may mean he's secretly still doing both too.

I bottomed, still do, although we were inexperienced so I've probably caused lasting damage to my hole which is a shame. No lube, that sort of thing. It was mainly me sucking his dick and then wanking about it afterwards which suited us both just fine I think. We did do it in some stupid places though, changing room at the swimming pool and that kink of thing.

I think I started it, weirdly enough. I was concerned I might have been remembering things wrong and I pushed him into it, but I checked awkwardly and nope. I can only vaguely recall the first time now though, it was over a decade ago.
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>>735986588
came to a guy fucking a horse
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>>735988061
Lol I really was. I was 15. We...do not speak now.
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>>735988045
Nah, what's the possibility of me finding you?
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>>735987907
Each to their own, but the fact you like the feeling of things going up your asshole is indisputably gay, regardless if it's a man or woman doing it.
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>>735981559

>being left wing politically
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>>735981559

>paying men to have sex with your wife
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>>735988166
You are either, young, inexperienced, or ignorant.
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I make pretty good money being gay for pay on craigslist. I seek out older men who are in the closet and want discrete sex. We agree on pay and I fuck them. They suck me off, or I fuck them. I never receive.

I take a viagra before hand, and usually I can get hard. Easy money, and I only feel slightly ashamed.
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>>735988146

15 and 12 is ok.

now, 25 and 12?

what do you think?
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Be 13, staying at friends place for sleepover
Has sister that is maybe 16
Sneak into sisters room and steel panties
Go to bathroom
Wear them and fap until cum into toilet
Put them in washing basket

Dont talk to friend anymore,
sister is also ugly af now
kek
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>>735988166
How is that gay exactly? If you eat pussy are you lesbian?
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>>735988232
Well it was more she is my blood. No age is ok then but 25 and 12 is bas blood or no.
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>>735988262
>No age is ok then but 25 and 12 is bas blood or no.

what???
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>>735988231
Where are you and how much do you charge? I'm just interested in how you make money when there's so many apps for people just wanting to fuck, especially gays.
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>>735988229
>young, inexperinced, or ignorant

For not being a faggot, top kek
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>>735988315
I was saying if you are related its bad regardless of age, if you arent related...25 and 12 is still fucked up.
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>>735981471
good for you
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>>735988414

ah ok. thank you.
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I caused the Ebola breakout in Africa a few years ago.

I think maybe I'll start a smallpox plague in the USA next, don't tell anybody
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>>735988475
FBI raid incoming in 10
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>>735988260
What does eating pussy have to do with getting your asshole penetrated?
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>>735979939
I exchanged marital vows knowing with 100% certainty that I would one day leave her.

Four years later, I did.
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>>735988383
Southern California. I live in a pretty nice area.
I usually charge around 80-100$

I usually post something on craigslist asking for an older man, usually 45+ who wants to have "professional fun". I get a ton of replies and I just be upfront with them about payment. Lots of them say no, but some say yes. Usually the older they are, the more likely they are to say yes. Mainly though, it's repeat customers who know I'm clean, and safe.

Lots of old married in the closet guys out there.
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>>735988545
OK, let's put it this way, if you fuck a woman in the ass, is that gay? Getting my asshole fingered ain't gay.
Gay is being attracted to the same sex.
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>>735986944

>being racist is retarded i.e looking after unrelated people with no connection to us

>looking after unfortunate members of our own race is stupid

are you the most liberal guy on /b/?
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Met a tinder slut and had her fist my ass
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>>735979939
I masturbated while I was at church.
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>>735988704
Go on................
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Use my mothers dildos
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>>735988646
sounds good
has that really happened ?
story ?
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I have on multiple occasions made women drink mine and their own piss.
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>>735980040
Tell me moar.
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Once gave a headshop owner a handy for a free bong...
Still feel weird toking up with it to this day.
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>>735988740
I came with the force of a firehose, shit felt bad and good. Accidentally got cum on a Bible.
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>>735988229
You´re either a young faggot or a old faggot
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>>735988623
You can lie to anyone but you can't lie to yourself, it's queer as fuck and evidently your "woman" is the man in the realtionship.
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>>735981559
True, it's full blown autism.

It's one thing to hunt, something else to strangle puppies because daddy didn't love them enough or w/e.
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Dressed as a girl once and had online sex with a dude. Never have done it sense and have no attraction towards men.
That and i fucked my cousin
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Fucked an old lady while drunk
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>>735988851
It's pretty frustrating arguing with a virgin fagot.
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>>735988848
*pats head* Arent you cute. Im sure someday you will experience what good sex actually feels like.
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>>735980272
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>>735988607
Easy money I guess. You actually gay? Have you tried this with women?
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>>735981559
i agree, what a fucking moron.

"i live in 1000, better kill a dog and feel like a man"
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Had my dick sucked by a gay guy who I paid with drugs.
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>>735979939
I literally just cheated on my girlfriend
>be me
>I made a Kik group
>I kick out anyone that is Indian or sketchy looking and unattractive
>I keep some attractive females
>I pretend to be friendly for the longest and care about their feelings and whatever else they complain about.
>Literally get two girls to fuck around with me even though my GF is also I'm the Kik group.


Basically I snap both of these girls and got nudes from both of them.
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>>735979939
Put my precum in a bottle of lube I found in my female roommates bedside drawer.
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I had naked pics of a few my friends gfs I saved off of their computers. Don't have them anymore. Still feel weird about it.
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>>735986759
Check out SMARTrecovery, man. It helps.
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>>735981123

How big of a something. I've killed mice, does that count? What about a baby bird that I twatted to death with a rake because my cat had already fucked it up but it was still alive and suffering?
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>>735981123
It's not very manly to kill a puppy. It's kinda fucked up unless the thing was going to die soon and you were putting it out of its misery.

I killed a brown snake once, that's about it. Chopped its head off cause it was making a break for my Dogs and my Dogs are retarded.
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>>735989034

>kick out anyone that is indian

You're doing God's work, son.
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>>735988927
It's comical debating with a grown man having to explain getting your asshole finger bashed is gay.
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I occasionally look at my brother's laptop search history when he's not home.
He likes trap porn and even ordered an onahole for himself.
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>>735981523
You sound like a child who just discovered R rated movies.

The edge is real.
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Fucked my cousin from another country once. Came in her. 9 months later she had a baby but said it wasnt mine. Tfw its my splitting image.

Oh well atleast i dont have to pay child support.
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>>735989097
Purpose behind killing makes the man, not the size of the kill. Did you kill caused you like it like some fuck? Then you are no man, did you kill to protect or feed you, your loved ones or protect your home? That, is a man.
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wore a cock cage, had loads of panties that i wore, had a bunch of toys i fucked myself up the ass with

i had a pretty good collection going but i burned it all in shame, sometimes i wish i didn't because some of those panties were literally one of a kind items
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>>735989134
Lol I'm scared they will speak out though and hell yeah those thirsty motherfuckers
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>>735989192

I mean. Mice potentially carry disease, so killing them before they can infect my family sort of fulfills your criteria. I did go hunting for rabbits with my dad when I was younger and eat a rabbit we caught and killed, but I didnt do the actual killing.
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>>735985664
Panty weirdos creep me out.
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>>735982365
You're young. You'll find that behavior like this is actually quite common among adults. Older and uglier women get, the more likely they are to be that way.
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>>735984488
:^(
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>>735988846
>Accidentally got cum on a Bible
>Accidentally

I believe you...
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>>735986141
These aren't exactly "take to your grave" kind of secrets.
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>>735989274
Different Anon but why do we cheat? I care so much about my Girlfriend and I don't want to lose her but I get so excited when I cheat....
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>>735989268
That does count, enjoying a kill doesnt mean you are a man, killing because you have to, because you are the only one willing to, that is what counts. Be it mice or mammoth.
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>>735987360

>I ain't into gay shit, but I've let a few women finger my asshole and give me rimjobs.
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>>735988996
I'm not really a sexual person in general. I'm not attracted to men, and I would never get fucked by one or be in a relationship with one. I'm into women.

Men are more desperate for attention. Especially gay ones. It'd be more enjoyable for me if I was doing this with women, but it's a lot harder to hook one in. I've only had one woman agree on payment, but she kept trying to get into a relationship with me afterwards. She was lonely and obese.

Men are more agreeable to the pay-fuck thing. So I just stick with what works.
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>>735985114
Your dad seems like a cool guy.
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>>735981841
I used to think that was perverted until /b/ showed me it was standard operating procedure....except mine was my cousin's.
Shit was cash.

Less proud of my weak attempted date rape effort, though.
>be me
>meet bitch
>she's 19
>I'm 25
>always thought she wanted the D from me since years ago....
>she was engaged/eloped though
>fiance not around
>fuck it, I'm going in
>take her to nightclub
>I'm buying her drinks all night
>she orders jack and coke, I tell the barman double down on the measures, then triple shots in each drink...
>she's all fucked up
>grinding on her while dancing
>kiss her, tongue her, grope her ass and tits
>tell her she's coming back to mine to get fucked
>go to toilets
>come back out ready
>can't find the bitch
>never seen bitch again
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>>735987683
Mate, my friend fapped to beastiality while we were playing dota, same room and all. Its not that crazy.
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>>735986944
Nothing wrong with being racist, you brainwashed slug.
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>>735989517

fucking canadians
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>>735989345

nice.
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>>735989464
Sounds like you were the bitch.
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>>735989097
fuck dude I did same thing to a baby bird :( it got stuck to a glue trap and my dad completely fucked up its wing trying to free it. he threw it in the trash cans outside because he couldn't bring himself kill it, so rather than let it starve to death in the dark I broke its neck with a knife. I tried to kill it instantly but the knife didn't cut as smoothly as I wanted to and it screamed. I hate that memory. I'm a fuckin softie when it comes to animals
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>>735989137
not the same guy, but can you explain how you define the word gay?
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>>735984488
this isn't a feels thread
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>>735989597
Yeah, no you're right. If you're a backwoods brainless sister-fucking hillbilly, there is nothing wrong with being racist.

You can't have it both ways, faggot.
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>>735989781
Thats not fucked up. The fact you hated doing it, yet did it anyway makes you a man bro
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>>735989894
Hey! That's rude! I'm not racist and my sister and I have a great sex life. Don't throw us sister fuckers in with degenerate racists!
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>>735980168
Die.
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>>735980168
You didn't read the "didn't get parents' permission clause"? A van will be sent for you. Get used to the idea of being a porn sex slave.
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When my family used to breed dogs the puppies would suck anything you put in their mouth so I'd get them to suck the tip of my dick
Always felt terrible afterwards and never did it again after they'd grown tiny razor sharp teeth that I didn't notice and it shredded the end of my dick
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>>735989918
This is it on any scale. I love shitty 4chan humor and all the degenerate sex shit, but if you actually enjoy hurting animals and people, then you have some serious problems.
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>>735989781

You did the right thing. I tried to kill it first hit but I whiffed and crushed it's legs and a wing. It didnt make a noise or anything, just continued to silently open it's mouth and move it's head slightly as it had been doing since the cat dropped it off. I choose to believe it was so out of it that it didnt really notice that I missed the first hit, and the second, third and fourth hits that mashed it up were in quick succession. It sucked, but I wasnt gonna just watch the thing really slowly bleed out with a broken neck.
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Wouldn't say what without being behind 7 proxies, but I harmed someone.

>>735989781
Depending the animal you might pith the brain, use cervical dislocation, or simply decapitate it.

For birds you want to remove the head, make sure you sever the spinal cord. A sharp knife makes quick work of smaller birds and it's surprisingly easy, but I always use more force than I think I need to make sure it's done quickly. Breaking the neck may not be enough, decapitation is always enough.

It's seems grim, but if you're doing it out of mercy, you can't afford to be squeamish, or it ceases to be mercy and becomes torture.

Don't feel too bad though, it's not an uncommon story and you meant well.
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>>735989894
Never fucked my sister. Not a hillbilly. Pic is you.
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>>735990168
I did that shit when I was young. Didn't know any better, it just felt really great.
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>>735986631
I have done 2 of them things also
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>>735987360
If a woman is doing it to you, it's not gay.
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>>735988111
came to a horse fucking a guy
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>>735979939
I Regularly have sex with my best friend. Never had an attraction to men before but:
>Both 20
>At his house playing COD
>He starts talking to me about porn and sex
>Tell him "keep that to yourself"
>He persists
>I start wondering what is he playing at.
>He can tell I'm not listening
>He tackles me and wrestles me
>He Asks me, "why don't you wanna talk about porn"
>He ends up on top of my crotch with his face in my face
>He kisses me
>I instantly reflexed and pushed him away.
>He is going red
>I think to myself "What just happened, this dude is gay"
>But then I feel my penis going hard and I start to imagine me continuing to kiss him.
>think about just going for it.
>He is still here red in the face. I tell him "no one can know"
>I grab his waist and start kissing him, he put his hands down my pants.
>He takes of my trousers and proceeds to give me a BJ
>I do the same for him.
>He finished me off by giving me a handjob
>Go home Be ashamed
>Start praying to god for forgiveness
>Then I start thinking of ways to see him.

That was my first intimate experience with him. It progressed to us having anal and me topping him. The weird thing is he like being dominant with girls but he bottoms for me.

One day I am gonna have to break it off.
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>>735990489
I'm going to guess it's the two that correlate.
So tell me, how'd it taste?
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>>735979939
Killed a woman(who i believe was hobo) whilst i was homeless.

posted it in a thread yesterday.

to the anon who said i make bad decisions.

your not wrong anon, your not wrong.
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>>735990551
>playing COD
>instantly becomes a dick sucking faggot

How is this even a secret?
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>>735989788
I get you probably think inserting things in your rectum is the norm for men and has nothing to do with sexual preference, but it's faggots like you with that mentality which are raising cucks, sjws and pussified men in abundance who lose all testosterone and can't even survive camping.
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>>735979939
Met with somebody who catfished me (he looked like uhm very very fat) and we went up in his apartment even though I wanted to run.
Fucked the shit out of him, came in his ass then tell him I have to leave.
I still feel sick thinking about how fat he is.

Also thretened ex with suicide without actually intending to do it, he called the police on me
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>>735990551
>One day I am gonna have to break it off
Sure Anon.
Just don't go full J-lo's movies : don't do it on his wedding day.
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>>735986227
>>735988810
No pics.
I did take some but I'm disgusted with myself when I sober up every single time so I deleted them.

>He's been gay his whole life, I've always been straight.
>We watched porn together once or twice when coked up.
>He gradually starts asking me about if I'd do shit with a guy.
>Asks to see my cock, I show him since I'm wasted.
>Nothing else happens for months.
>The whole time he's literally begging me to let him give me head whenever we get wasted together and we're alone.
>After months and months I finally give in.
>Let him give me head for a few months.
>Then finally one day I thought "fuck it" and sucked his dick.
>Gradually get dirtier and dirtier the more we get coked and drunk together over time.
>Ends up with me fucking him.
>After fucking him a few times I sit on his dick.
>Fast forward a few months to now, as soon as people leave his house when we have parties/seshes we immediately put porn on and get naked and give each other head and fuck each other.
>He's got a smallish dick, I'm 7x5 so a lot of the time I can't fuck him unless I bring lube.

I was 100% straight before all this.
Now I'm pretty much bisexual.
Wouldn't fuck another dude, I'm not even attracted to my gay best mate... it's just when we get well wasted we both get horny and end up doing loads of dirty shit together.
I think it's the whole fact that it's pretty dirty that I enjoy doing it... it feels naughty since I've always been straight up until this started.
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>>735982365
What a quadrangle
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>>735990628
I was at HIS house not mine. I don't play COD regularly
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I wish gladiators were still a thing so I could watch people kill eachother. I long for the violence. It stirs me in a nothing else could.
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>>735990738
But you are attracted to him
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Shat myself in bus to school. Everyone thought it was a fart so I pinned it on the loner kid in front whilst everyone was like wtf is that smell. Swear I thought it was fart, then I realised it was not.
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>>735980272
>partial refund

fucking kek.
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>>735990865
Nahh, I'm really not.
I've fucked tonnes of women that I'm not attracted to.
Sex is sex, you don't need to find the person attractive to cum.
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>>735989097
you twatted a baby bird to death? is that even legal?
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>>735980168
>exaggerated comment pretending that's a really bad thing to do.
hardy har har, have le upvote good sir
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>>735990738
THIS..is the best.. you can be both. you get the best of both worlds!! I did this for years w. my best friend bit then he died in an accident. Never messed around w. anyone else guy-wise after.. but still desperately having a cock in my life. Married to puss now.
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>>735988166
You are a stupid cunt. Gays put dicks in assholes because they have no pussies. It's not like they have a choice outside of oral. So ass play is not a choice, it's the only option, therfore it's not the assplay that makes it gay, it's the gay that makes assplay? If a chick likes to play with guys' asses, it's NOT GAY when guys and girls are sexual together. This is how you sound: "I let a girl do sexual things to me, so I am gay". Fucking retard.
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>>735990693
>ignoring the question
and nah nigga, it's not the norm, but just because something isn't done by every man doesn't make it gay.
Also yeah, it's sexual preference like any fetish would be, but it's not the same as actually being gay. I mean gay literally means being attracted to the same sex. If you're not attracted to the same sex, how are you gay?
I also dislike weak men (weak women too tbh, I just hate whiny pussy people), but I'm not sure how these things are connected. It's literally just a person enjoying something different sexually.

Though I'm not sure why I'm even arguing with you, your only argument was that "it's gay because there's things up your butt", which makes no actual sense beyond your weird non-logic.
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>>735990771
This argument is equivalent to the "i'm not a fag,YOU sucked MY dick" argument.
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>>735990721
I don't have any desire to be in a relationship with another man. But I can do sex.
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>be m
>working at crematory
>work there for about a year
>burninandurnin.exe
>see all all the gore you'd ever want
>kinda cool shit tbh
>saw plenty of Kurt Cobains
>boss sells drugs and I run them to the city I live in for cheap so I can get in good with him
>learn the ins and outs of the heavily monitored system we use
>6 months in I'm a trusted enough employee to pick up from the MEs office
>do removals from families homes and shit
>still burning 14-18 mother fuckers a day all the while
>start checking into organized crime groups in other cities
>do my damndest to get in with some gang bangers
>country boy don't fit in w the colored folks
>say fuck it
>post on x about "discarding a body for a small price"
>no hits
>time goes on
>almost to the end of my unexpected unemployment
>not giving a fuck/half drunk one day
>every case needs the proper paperwork before its to be burned
>see a lady in the daily que
>mindlessly burning corpses all day
> garb the file and sift through it
>fuck it looks good
>the fires of mordor await you grandma
>let her roll in
>box her up and store her
>two days later owner comes looking for that case
>was going to be a viewing and then burial because the daughter wouldn't sign cremation paperwork
>fffffuuuuuuu she's already bone dust
>freak the fuck out
cont
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>>735990693
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>>735979939
this roll
even doat
odd pubg
dubs fuck my ass with a dildo
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>>735991140
You're trying to say COD players are gay. I am saying I don't really play or even own COD.
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>>735991181
Please
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>>735991181
this gun be good
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I can fuck myself in the ass as long as my dick is only partially hard. I used to do this often until I got my first girlfriend.
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>>735991308
Kinda hot tbh
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>>735991034
>>735991049
>>735991209

The denial is so strong it gives me a sudden urge to shit in my hands and clap profuesly
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A long time ago when I was traveling overseas to visit a friend in Thailand (that baht goes far), his thai girlfriend at the time had a sister. She was really cool, super cute, and was pretty well off. After a few days of hanging out and getting to know each other, we finally had sex. We basically had sex 2 or 3 times a day for the last 2 weeks of my trip. On the last night she drops a bomb and tells me she is 14. Not only that, but I found out that she runs an underage child sex ring with kids ranging between 5 and 12 years old with her mother. That's why she was fucking Thailand rich, because they were getting huge bucks ($2,000 USD a day) from pimping out these kids to European men. Shit went tits up after that between my buddy and his girl, and he ended up moving to another area in Thailand and dumping her ass, right after he cleaned out her bank account and her mothers. He ended up taking off with around $400,000 USD total. We ended up spending some of that money on a few big first class trips then he invested the rest of it in to his business stateside to "launder" the money.
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>>735991365
Look up black salami
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>>735988851
Don't worry, Cletus. Some guys already know for a fact who the man is in the relationship, and that truth makes them comfortable enough to have fun with their woman in the privacy of their own home. I don't you to tell me what defines a man. I am a man and I can confidently define myself.
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>>735991422
damn that would probably scar me
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>>735991416
I'm not even in denial m8, I'd fuck/get fucked by a man if I found him attractive, I'm basically bi, I'm just saying that your "argument" makes literally no sense whatsoever.
Though at this point I'm pretty sure you're just bating us.
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>>735990503
I came to one video of a horse fucking a donkey, i don't have it on my phone so I can't post it
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>>735989690
>be me
>>meet bitch
>>she's 19
>>I'm 25
>>always thought she wanted the D from me since years ago....
>>she was engaged/eloped though
>>fiance not around
>>fuck it, I'm going in
>>take her to nightclub
>>I'm buying her drinks all night
>>she orders jack and coke, I tell the barman double down on the measures, then triple shots in each drink...
>>she's all fucked up
>>grinding on her while dancing
>>kiss her, tongue her, grope her ass and tits
>>tell her she's coming back to mine to get fucked
>>go to toilets
>>come back out ready
>>can't find the bitch
>>never seen bitch again
kek
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I am considering my options......

All options.
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>>735989894
tell me, how is being racist worse then hating the mentally disabled? How is it you hate racists but also hate the disabled? Usually people hate racism because it unfairly targets minorities, but that can't be the case because you're fine with people being unfairly discriminated against because of the way they were born (retarded).
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>>735989614
Nah. As if there is no bestiality going on in the U.S.
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>>735991181
>Tell him I'll get her ready
>I'm so fucked
>back track the records in the system
>make it look like she never went through
>grab her remains and burn the box and labels
>keep the number id and ashes
>tell boss I can't find her and I have no file
>he's freaking out
>family already paid
>thatwasclose.jog
>it's not over
>start checking camera records on the day she supposedly came in
>camera sucks can't see shit
>not worried
>starts checking computer for the back up
>FUCK I FORGOT THE BACK UP
>go outside to "smoke"
>kill the power as he's pulling up the shit
>hoping to god it corrupts the hard drive or SOMETHING
>turn it back on on my way in
>hours later system reboots
>fucking worked, only a few files left on the computer from years ago
>I am haxor God
>has to tell the family that we straight up lost their loved one and have no idea where she went
>investigation commences
>get interrogated like a mother fucking terrorist
>keep cool, play dumb
>cause after all I do run the place
>they run through everything they can
>no evidence what so ever of foul play on my part
>I'm in the clear
>cops move onto the contracting funeral home
>still worried
>had planned on sending the ashes to the family
>fuck it too risky
>dump them over a bridge
>keep the Id tag forever
>get in fist fight with boss months later
>fuck that dude
>quit never look back
Straight up robbed a family of their last goodbyes to their mom/grandma
The family won the law suit and the funeral home closed shortly after.
I totally ruined some folks lives cause I didn't wanna get fired
Oops
FIN
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>>735986503
That's fucked up
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>>735991540
>I am a man and I can confidently define myself.

You sound like a feminist at a speech rally, just swap the I am a man to I am a woman
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>>735980468
No ones reading this shit mate
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>>735991656
>I'm basically bi

No you're undoubtly bi if you fuck guys, plus you have a bias perception based upon you already enjoy taking it up the ass
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I... kinda like beastiality videos with dogs. Only videos btw, and only with attractive women. I think it would be discusting to see it live tho.
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>>735991416
Yeah, you're right about the denial all right. Only it's you doing the denying.
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>>735991889
I'm not a feminist, I don't go to rallies or other bullshit like that. But if that's what I sound like, maybe for a second think that those women talk like that because they are sick of putting up with the bullshit they get from guys like you.
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>>735992070
never actually fucked a guy, just fap to them sometimes (mostly traps, but still).
And not sure how I would be the one bias, I don't really have a dog in this fight since I don't mind being called gay. On the other hand we have the guy who has literally not given a single argument to support his claim, and is basically repeating "I think that's gay therefore it's gay".
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>>735992115
Solid 10/10 retort, sounds like an edgy comeback from someone in 8th grade
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>>735992254
You have to be trolling because you somehow managed to sound even more queer
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>>735992297
Just take some time and think honestly and look at who you are. Not for /b/, or me or anyone else. Just take a good look at yourself. You are the one in denial.
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>>735992254
Beta4life
Go put ur fucking platform shoes on and panty hose u cuck
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>>735992280
I have given my argument, unfortuantly unlike dick you can't seem to swallow it
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>>735988190
kek
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>>735992489
you haven't though. The only "argument" you gave was that most men don't do that stuff therefore it's gay.
But again, unless you're using a very unusual definition of gay, your argument makes literally no logical sense.
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>>735992414
Go to reddit and never come back
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>>735992581
Don't argue with that fucking hillbilly.
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>>735992723
yeah, I know it's pointless, but I tend to get into it too much
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>>735985235
You're not alone
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>>735984241
Lol you had to go back for more tho
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>>735992471
Teach me how to be a real man like you. Pleeeeease?!?!
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>>735988235
sure is looking summer in here
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>>735992581
You belong in /lgbt/ if you think there is nothing with your woman penertrating your asshole and rimming it, then it seems to me I'm talking to a democrat cuck who drinks sparkling wine
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>>735979939
Was staying over night at a friend's house. His family was gone, so I snuck into his little sister's room and stole panties, then went to downstairs bathroom and jacked off sniffing them. I kept them.
She died when the house burned down a month later, and I threw them away.
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>>735992906
So tell everyone here at /b/. How did things go with you and your Dad growing up?
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>>735990693
I'm not the same anon that you were replying to, but I like the dick from time to time and I guarantee I'm better than you at camping, fighting, and all other generally manly things that makes a bloke a bloke. Apart from hunting probably, am britbong so have never really had the chance to hunt.

I've camped in the wild with a shelter made from scavenged wood, tarpaulin and some old string. I can make my own fire and cook on it, whatever you can do I can probably do either just as well or better.

But I'll admit it's rare these days to get guys like me. Most of the people I know couldn't survive by themselves in the wilderness for even 2 days.
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>>735992865
No chance now, you're tainted and ill
Crucifixion is the only cure faggot
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>>735992906
again:
1.What you're saying isn't an argument.
You're saying that it's gay/wrong just because, you're not actually giving a single argument as to why it's wrong.
2. Ad hominem
2.1 Even your fucking ad hominem is fucking weak. I mean really? democrat cuck who drinks champagne?
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>>735987243
Greentrxt the story and how good banging her was.
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I once shit into my hand and rubbed it on my dick like a shit pocket pussy. It was warm and felt nice but it required too much cleanup.
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>>735993073
Retardation is a spreading by influx. The fact that you keep negating that getting your asshole played with is fine for men, brings me to question how fucked humanity is in the next generations to come
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>>735992971
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>735979939
I'll never tell, I'll take it to my grave. Everyone else who answered something else, you failed to answer the question
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>>735990999
three consecutive digits!!!
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>>735993308
> brings me to question how fucked humanity is in the next generations to come
me too buddy.
If people seriously lack the basic capability of forming an argument, or even worse, understanding that claiming something isn't an argument in and of itself, then the world might be pretty fucked.
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ITT: betas/cucks in denial
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so I've never told this story before but here goes.
>be me
>shopping in local supermarket
>go to counter with new game and there is a cute grill behind counter.
>get nervous we both know this is going somewhere
>she comes around counter and we start making love in the supermarket
>she asks if i have protection
>check my pockets and spaghetti falls out
>i leave
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>>735979939
>leave house at 3:00 am
>cross paths with VERY inebriated man
>looks like steevo
>dude makes eye contact
>"hey, so like whaat are you doiing?"
>uhh wandering around I guess
>"but like...who's your name?",(This guy shouldnt be out)
>im anon
>"you know where i come from anon?"
>interested at this point
>where?
>"Morocco"
>Oh cool how long?
>"whole life"
>speaks perfect english
>cool.
>steevo resemblant vagrant sees shirt
>"oh I went to that high school"
>don't question him
>"so anon do you smoke weed, hallucinogens?"
>this being the only outcome I hoped for i said yeah
>"follow me"
>decided to be the yes man and followed
>leads me BEHIND A DUMPSTER
>two big weird cardboard platformy things with two hobos dead (asleep) on them
>gives me a funny look and says these guys are chill dont worry
>"hey whats your name"(fourth time)
>anon
>He lights up a joint and we actually have a great time
>guy shows me his passport and I was stunned to see he wasnt lying about morocco
>we are a little baked at this point and then I see him rustle around his bag
>Moroccan steevo produces a crack pipe and hits it like 5 times
>takes pants off
>drooling profusely
>I help the guy out, actually PUT HIS PANTS ON FOR HIM
>he offered me some but I declined
>Well whatabout blow
>I thought long and hard
>fuck it sure
>"LETS FUCKING MAKE OUR NOSES BLEED ANON", he cries out into the streets at 4:00 am

Should I continue?
I dont greentext often
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>>735985664
Kek, I like your style anon
>>
Fucked my cousin a few times.

We started pretty young with lots of making out and fingering. That gradually escalated into blowjobs then fucking. She also made out with another cousin when she was younger, and recently got caught giving head to yet another cousin.
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>>735993646
Greentext. How did you find about the others?
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>>735993506
At this point you're a precious snowflake who will defend his opinion until death due you part. Just do the world a favour and don't enter a job field which requires you to take care of boys/teens, you will only poison their minds.
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>>735993646
Welllll nah Jimbo, ya see what ya done started? Naaaah she gon' be bangin her own babies there nah Jimbo.
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>>735993536
but yes anon keep going. 'hey whats your name?'
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>>735993760
ehh that't it for me. You're either completely stupid, or you know you have no argument, but you can't admit that, or you're just trolling.
I seriously genuinely hope it's the last one.
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>>735993506
Just give up it's okay to be a faggot and feminine as a minority but don't make it a majority with your distorted ideology
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>>735993940
Not him, but you lost dude.. give up and go away.
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>>735994001
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>>735993940
Kys your logic is retarded.
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>>735993536
Ahhh yesss I remember the days of being a homeless vagrant.
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>>735994210
>>735994099
>>735994085
>>735994001
jesus fucking christ, this actually made me just fucking sad.
>distorted ideology
>Not him, but you lost dude.. give up and go away.
>Kys your logic is retarded.
no one here has said a single argument for why any of that shit is actually gay.
I mean seriously, literally no arguments were said. Zero.
Do you seriously not understand that just claiming something isn't an actual argument?
I mean seriously, are you guys literally retarded?
I'm not even a fucking libtard, I'm pretty much fucking center. I dislike weak people, I dislike whiny people, I fucking hate what the left has become over the past few years, but you guys literally dumber than fucking tomatoes.
You're ignoring the literal fucking meaning of the word "gay", and instead you're just saying that everything is gay.
Jesus fuck I usually try and have actual conversations with people, but you are beyond fucking saving.
You're just as fucking stupid as the most retarded people on the left, except that you're pushing the opposite agenda. Everything that isn't exactly as you think is instantly cucks and low-test fuckers.

You people are beyond fucking saving.
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>>735979939
Stole a ceramic cardinal from an old lady's birdbath a long time ago..
I left $5 in her mailbox like a year later but I still feel really guilty about it.
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>>735993536
>>735993891
ok ill cont.
>I tell him to shut up
>he looks betrayed because of my remark
>somehow i felt bad for doing this
>we hug it out, him drooling on my shoulder
>he goes to his bag again, this time I peek in and see a few needles and shit
>pulls out an impressive amount of coke
>I agreed i'd do one line because id never done anything stronger than weed or alcohol
>sssssssnnnnnnnniiiiiiffffffff
>guy does two lines and manages to tweek out further yet
>a swarm of homeless come in and get excited because of the coke
>steevo (who had instructed me to call him ozzy) says "I'll line all you up right now!"
>went from doing coke with one dude to like 8
>It must have kicked in or something because I fucking wanted more
>plow through line after line with the remaining homeless people
>I sorta slumped over with some headphones in listening to some rhcp
>rubbed some on my gums and felt my mouth go numb
>young homeless woman and I share a moment while super fucked up
>notice how fucking ugly she was so to avoid more interaction so I went back to the inner circle
>do more lines even though I couldn't figure out which side of the $20 bill rolled up to use
>ozzy helps me out and holds it to my nose and lowers my head
>Im at least 10 lines in
>heart beating out of my chest but really don't want to interact with gross lady
>ozzy gets in a fight with some black dude so i try to stop him because we have this weird trust bond
>ok but only for anon
>I perch like a bird on the dumpster keeping my eyes peeled for cops
>in another world at this point
>ozzy and I grab carls jr because he can see im not handling it well
>I depart and hug the mysterious Moroccan steevo
>go home and come down hard in my room
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>>735994906
Calm yourself autist don't act smarter then you are, both sides missed key points but in the end they have a valid point as to why feminity in men needs to be questioned (coming from a gay). I'm not going to debate back, take your meds and go to sleep.
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>>735988940
>*pats head*
i didn't want to believe but 4chan really is being raided by summerfags
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>be me
>find kitten on the street that is paralyzed from the waist and down
>take care of it as if it was my own child for months
>one day it starts sucking on my nipple as if i was it's mother
>fap while it does that
>make it lick the tip of my cock
>cum
>months after it could walk better so it went back to the house it was born, lived there for a year and then was hit&killed by a car
>my left nipple has always been 10times harder than my right one after that
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>>735995172
Great story man
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>>735995544
Yeah since then i've wanted to do coke again but I dont want to get addicted
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>>735995328
Depending on what you consider femininity in men I probably agree with you. I assume "feminine" means emotional/whiny/soft and if that's the case, I totally agree, but I mentioned exactly that twice before.The thing is he's literally just saying that getting a finger up your bum means that you're a retarded libtard numale, without actually explaining how that would even work.
Getting a finger put up your ass has nothing to do with men becoming little bitches.
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