As a clinical psychologist, I have been studying humans for

Link?

Dude u forgot to mention that trump supporters are pussies and they cant diff between facts and fake shit

>>735975417
In this thread
Person with obsessive compulsive disorder and self-image problems makes up their whole identity in order to rant about how people who rant are mentally ill.

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>>735975492
It's currently being compiled.

>>735975694
lmfao gottem good.

>>735975761
this mademe lol

>>735975417
>Theseus
It's thesis faggot

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>>735975417
>theseus

Theseus (/ˈθiːsiːəs/; Ancient Greek: Θησεύς [tʰɛːsěu̯s]) was the mythical king and founder-hero of Athens

pic related

>>735975694
Mental illness plays no part in my Theseus. It's a cause and effect of applied Affective sciences.

>>735975417
>735975417
>ha

>>735976078
Maybe spelling should play a bigger role.

Dumbass.

>>735975417
This isn't even good bait. With that or you "study" without any sort of schooling or textbook knowledge.

>>735975417
>>735976078
>"I'm a big smart mind science guy but I can't spell thesis."

lol k.

>>735975896
I'm not sure of the substance of your response. You may have early signs of a stroke. I would seek medical assistance of your incoherence persists.

>>735975417
>>735975417
I did the same thing for Democrats and liberals in general. I can to the conclusion that they are all defected as a form of retardation. This stems from the fact that during the 60's their parents and grandparents were doing drugs like marijuana, PCP, LSD and a host of others. This caused birth defects in the brain that has been passed on from parent to child. Thus the large majority of Democrats and liberals alike as they are almost interchangeable are in-fact suffer from retardation.

291212 fuck autistic idiots

If you're a clinical psychologist then you should know that it's unethical to try and diagnose a person without meeting them for an actual session.

>>735976612
That is because he is a /b/ tard.

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My Odysseus sees your Theseus and activates Blessing of the Athenite (+2 initiative, +2 archery, +2 damage against the semiliterate)

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>>735975417
Humanity is autistic dude. Liberals have members that are just as autistic as conservative Trump supporters. Because I know little about how our diet can affect how rational we are, I'll assume what you're saying isn't bullshit. Still, by your logic, it can't simply be Trump and his following. It is everyone. Everyone who has an IQ<120.

>>735976409
It is a theoretical application of an aggregate theorem.

>>735975417
Coming from a guy who screen shot a wax figure of trump from a Kanye west video. Trump supporters aren't autistic. They're a bunch of pissed off spoiled white fucks. Or the weird kids from high school who never got pussy from any bitch other than the obese ginger bitch in a hot topic tee. Trump supporters are just a bunch of lifted truck driving, Magellan shirt wearing, doppelgängers

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>>735976512
>I can to the conclusion that they are all defected as a form of retardation.

This isn't the proper way to form a coherent sentence.

>>735977180
It was just a picture of Trump to add to my post. What is the relevance of the picture in relation to what my hypothesis?

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>>735975417
Dude you have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're talking about lol. And I don't like Trump.

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>>735975417
>Pic related , op in real life.
Fuck off to reddit

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>>735978513
My credentials are impeccable sir! I call you out to find any flaws in my posted hypothesis. You will find NO deficient applications of my expertise.

>>735977913
The fact you're using the word "hypothesis" is the reason the world has trump supporters. Faggots like you who think their opinion has any fucks for people to give. You're a fucking lame fuck. You know shit about politics, you're just jumping on that dick riding trump train. You're as bad as his supporters. Half the country supports the only president to be stone cold stunnered due to the fact the other side is a bunch of star bucks Mac book selfie posting fags.

>>735976512
so.... everyone is retarded?

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>>735975417
>autist
proud as shit about it too

>>735976897
Those are pretty big words for a retard

>>735975417
>clinical psychologist
>making diagnoses w/o a personal examination
pick one

Woah guys!
OP's a fag!

>>735977377
Only if your not a retarded liberal I guess.

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>>735978969
>easily distracted and extremely sensitive to over stimulation. They are highly agitated over mundane issues

If i may, refer to my original post. There are Psychologists that you can contact to get help for your outbursts. It will help you regain an acceptable position in society.

>>735979085
Actually the majority of the worlds population is. yes.

>>735975694
Look, you shut the fuck up, asshole. Now.

>>735975417
>As a clinical psychologist

You got a bachelors in psych from a shitty state school and you work at Chipotle.

>>735979610
At least he has a job, faggot.

>>735979509
>the majority of the world voted for Trump

nope.jpg

>>735979494
Eat a dick you fucking lame fuck, pretentious ass bitch made mother fucker

>>735979610
I am a highly respected psychologist and a highly accredited clinic. I have the respect of over 20 tenured clinicians.

>>735979889
faggot

>>735979889
Apologizes for the typos, as i am posting while compiling data for my current Theorem.

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>>735976203
This

Hello. I voted for Hillary Clinton.

>>735980112
>Trump supporters are easily distracted and extremely sensitive

Thank you for your contribution to my work.

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>>735975417
Go back to /pol you ooga booga nigger nogger

>>735975896
of ?

go back to bed son,

>>735975417
Nice bait

ITS NOT BAIT GODDAMMIT

>>735975417
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>>735980286
You're ok then.It's clinically proven that people that voted for anyone except Trump have developed glial cells that form proper continuity of a rational thought process.

>>735975417
nah, they're just tired of sjw shit in their country

>>735980346
I understood that posting here, would present an intellectual challenge. I need the input to finish my Theorem.

>>735981122
hell, lurking presents an intellectual challenge

>>735979703
>the majority of the world voted for Trump
How did you get that. there was nothing said about voting for Trump. I guess you are one of the retarded global masses that read shit that isn't written but what you think it is. I bet you go to Berkley?

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>>735975417
Bait or retard

>>735978030
> no Russia collusion
> colberts mouth is trumps cockholster
> colbert was projecting

>>735975417
>My current Theseus
What exactly is your thesis, since you havent actually presented one. Also, Theseus founded Athens.

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>>735981375
Simple responses to valid questions or statements are also included in my Theorem. Thanks for your input.

>>735975417
All those overweight trump supporters like Michael Moore and Rosie Odonell...nice theory

>>735975417

>extensive tenure
>medical evaluation resembles
>highly recognized
>fat deposits > protoplasmic fiber > flow of neuron > rational brain.
>Theseus
>consideration of the APA.org

My fucking sides.

It's like watching a retard get his arms cut off in woodshop class.

Bravo OP, you deserve an oscar for your role as a person with a severe genetic disorder that resulted in a debilitating mental handicap.

::clap clap::

>>735981820
The typo in the unfortunate result of the advancement of the glorious auto correct.

>>735981893
The difference is they chose to advance themselves intellectually, which the brain can form a defensive mechanism over time that blocks the fatty acids previously denoted.

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>I'm going to post pictures of moderately attractive women that support trump, that'll show 'em!

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>>735982316
Who? Odonell and Moore?!? Those are two of the biggest retards in the country...

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>>735979494
The fact that you'll constantly repeat that line is the only basis you have in your "unbeatable" argument lets put it, as people get annoyed at your obviously untrue claims, and are quickly shut down by that line of "mundane issues", however if we were to view it from the perspective of this:

Trump supporters disagree with illegal immigration, abortion, same sex marriage etc.

These as you abruptly put it, are "mundane issues".

Now, here comes the fun part.
You are complaining and constructing a "Theseus", about how they complain about those things. You're complaining about the fact people complain.

If we were to view who's issue is more mundane, then I think you need to take your tablets, autism boy.

>>735981975
>highly agitated over mundane issues

Again thank you for helping advance my theory of Trump supporters.All information is compiled then fragmented by a qualified diagnostician before submission.

>>735975417
Low quality b8 made me reply. As a clinical psychologist you're explicitly taught not to diagnose from afar. Nice try anon

>>735982478
From a medical perspective? absolutely. They are very intelligent people with above average IQ's.

>>735982587
It's a basic hypothesis.No diagnosis. Sorry to disappoint you.

>>735975417
you're completely full of shit, is what you are. you have a phd in fuckery and you're not afraid to try!
have a week or so on vacation and stop being hateful because your team didn't win.

>>735982929
>highly agitated

Thank you for your contribution to my theory.

>>735982396
Nice bait faggot here's your (you)

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>>735982929
How over weight are you? if i may ask.

>>735983029
You dropped the "mundane issues", Lmao. I suppose my theory of your thesis denoting YOU as the one with autism struck huh?

On a real note though, please get off the website, or actually debate me on Trump and you'll lose, (Even though I don't support him) give me one valid criticism of him.

>>735983182
Well he has been non scientifically diagnosed with dementia by several leading US scientists. That's a pretty valid one i believe.

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>>735975964
lol top kek

>>735983357
Well, I just looked that up, and the only sources present are Huffington Post, The Spectator, and Coffee House, so that's more than likely completely false and is done by a bunch of "Psychologists" (The easiest major possibly achievable, a literal major in common sense) that are trying to denote an expression, or, knowing Huff post, it's likely completely false all together.

I have actual real criticisms of Donald Trump I don't agree with not "HURR DURR HE HAS DEMENTIA ACCORIDNG TO HUFFINGTON POST HAHAHHA CHECKMATE!"

I disagree with Trump because he outcasts and refuses to speak to certain press simply because they portray him negatively, which is, like Barack Obama did with Fox, really messed up as it doesn't allow freedom of journalism.

Now, again, come with a realistic actual valid point, not "HUFFINGTON POST THINK THIS!"

>>735983182
And he has systematically alienated The US from the rest of the world because of his dementia filled rants. Any sane individual can see from a far, how insane Trump is. His followers are in the same psychological detrimental state of mind.

>>735983646
To add to my previous point, I also think he's done a fine job in office. Me, being a journalist, do not agree with him because I know how difficult it is to get a story, I also know fucked up it is of people to make shit up in their stories, and I know that people do it, and he's right to not want to talk to them, but as a PRESIDENT that's very unprofessional.

Now, come with a valid criticism please.

>>735983646
Oh you learned how to google? your parents must be so proud. Unfortunately, you don't have access to theorems provided by brilliant minds before they are posted publicly, as i do.

>>735983712
How in any way has he systematically alienated the rest of the world?
Literally about two months ago he was speaking of how he hopes that China assist him, given that he is forced to liberate Korea, if they were to attack.

Asking for assistance is equal to alienation? I think you'll actually find they're completely fucking opposite.
Just because the man did the travel ban, reduced funding of the UN. (WHICH EVERYONE SHOULD FUCKING AGREE WITH) Hell, he even went to visit the Saudi's to build a relationship with them, "alienation", right?

>>735983824
You can have access to as many "non-scientific" meaning by definition not researched by scientific means, which obviously equates to probably Psychology, which again is the easiest subject in the entire fucking world, so don't flatter yourself. Bricklaying literally takes more skill than the highest ranked psychologist.

As an actual Psychiatrist and someone who actually had to finish med school, I can gauge your IQ somewhere in the 99-103 range.

>psychologists...
You guys sure know how to disappoint. You didn't even finish medical school which is why you're a psychologist. If you didn't finish med school and suck that residency dick for 4 years then you can not give a medical evaluation.

>>735983741
>Me, being a journalist

You're trying way too hard to validate yourself. What you do? is irrelevant to my research. so maybe go fetch your boss some coffee, while you ponder your next quip.

>>735975417
>And have made a medical evaluation that closely resembles the symptoms of severe autism

nigga, you know where you are, right?

>>735984022
You didn't refute any of my points, because you literally can't. You tried to step up to me, and failed miserably. Given you're insulting me based on my profession, yet I'm clearer smarter than you, as you're wrapped around my finger, unable to even give a coherent response to anything I've said, I'd say it's probably about time for you to go back to med school, failed Psychiatrist.

>>735983947
>Bricklaying literally takes more skill than the highest ranked psychologist

That's why bricklayers make minimum wage, and i take in $235k after taxes. Oh, And how much do you make as a journalist?

>>735983712
Not him but. I guess you think we should keep getting the the short end of the stick with the fucked up deals that many retards in the past made like OBAMA. the Bushes and the fucked up Clinton's? I hate to break it to you but you cannot buy real friends and ally's.

>>735975417
As an OP, I have been studying penises and balls for over 20 years. In my extensive tenure, I have recently observed some spectacular male genitals, And have made a medical evaluation that I have the symptoms of severe autism. penises and balls are easily fit into my greedy mouth and extremely sensitive to over stimulation. They are highly aroused over my isatiable desire and make delicious snacks, highly recognized as the staples of my diet. The long history of the penis and balls diet plays a major part in my rational decision making process, as the semen deposits occupy the protoplasmic fibers and obstruct the normal flow of neurons that one would observe in a rational brain. My current Theseus is being compiled for consideration of the APA.org

>>735984110
You gave NO points to refute.

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>>735984134
Psychiatrists take skill, Psychology doesn't. I have gotten degrees in psychology you know? I had nothing to take for my 3rd college course, so decided to take it, I didn't research anything and finished with a 35% attendance in Psychology, and I passed with an A, by talking bullshit. "Why is the car blue?" "BECAUSE IT ECHOES THE MELANCHOLY FEELING OF MY SOUL!" You literally have to talk like you're a fucking retard and you get marks. I make $44,000 and I'm 22 years old, and I'm planning on quitting to further my career in computing, which I was going for a masters degree in but took a year of leave, but that's irrelevant and you only asked because you need to justify your own means to exist on an image board filled with pixels to a person you have never and will never meet, which is likely because your life is shit and you're insecure. See? Psychology, the ability to read somebody based on how they represent themself, you self loathing, pseudo-arrogant prick. :)

>>735984339
>gotten degrees
lol

>>735984204
My point, was that your point was taken from fucking Huffington Post and isn't credible as they didn't mention a single source on the article, so it can be taken as "Unknown", and that you have to post an actual criticism now, that has points backed up.

(And you're calling me the autist)

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>>735984339
Just all kinds of degrees, many of them degrees. I'm having some doubts about your claim to all those gotten degrees. lol.

>>735984388
I'm British, the inventors of English, we don't say "AYE GOT DEGREES FML FAM XDDDD" like Amerifats.

>>735984583
British eduaction.
School, College, University.
Masters is University.
College is A2 Degree.
School is GCSE.

Fucking hell we're kind enough to learn your educational system, and you don't know ours? Amerifats forever pig-ignorant to everyone other than themselves. (Ironically unless they're conservative, they normally know quite a lot about other cultures, yet are deemed as 'Unprogressive')

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>>735975417
nice try shill :^)

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>>735984443
I never called you autistic. But my suspicions of your self proclaimed autism is becoming easier to believe every time you speak.

>>735984749
The entire basis of your post is about how those who support Trump are autistic. I do not support Trump on a lot of points. but overall he's the closest candidate I sided with.

Holy shit you're not smart are you...?

"I DIDUN SAY THAT XDDDDD"
"But it's right there"
"NUHHH UHH UR WRONG XD"
"But dude It's literally right there."
"NUHH UHH IM NOT LISTENING!!!!!"

You really need to go re-roll in gradeschool.

>>735984586
nice

>>735984749
You also still haven't refuted my point, please hurry up and give up, you're embarrassing yourself and It's making me genuinely feel sorry for you.

>TFW the one who sides with Trump made more criticisms of him than the one who's claiming his supporters are autists.

You're not good at this whole arguing thing, my man.

>Theseus
the fuck does he have to do with this?

>>735978765
>Hey look nice pic of trump
>See that it has open mouth
*Unizips pant to insert that bbc inside trumps mouth*

>>735975694
/thread

>>735975417
Clinical psychologist, in other words you're literally part of a made up profession that contributes nothing to society and costs people loads. Mcfucking kill yourself for wasting 6 years getting a psych degree

>>735975417
>As a clinical psychologist, I have been studying humans for over 20 years. In my extensive tenure, I have recently observed the behavior of Trump supporters, And have made a medical evaluation that closely resembles the symptoms of severe autism. Trump supporters are easily distracted and extremely sensitive to over stimulation.
Every authortative goverment starting with Napolean has used "mental health" and "insanty" as excuses to compromise political opponents. You are no different.

Also, there is ethical issues within the APA to not publish any mental health evaluations without the permission of the examination subject.

You could be found liable and lose your mental practicing license for such public evaluation of a third party.

>>735976897
>dictionary.com backup
doesn't excuse your mistake Mr smartypants

>>735984193
well played

>>735975417
>normal flow of neurons
A neuron is a brain cell, the only thing flowing in brains are electrical impulses generated by chemical flow BETWEEN the neurons

Git gud Faglington, 2/10 bait

>>735975417
What then of your current Minotaur?

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>>735975417
itl get you banned by them

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>>735976658
"Athenian" you're thinking more along the lines of edomite and israelite , greek toponymics are spartan, theban, macedonian etc.

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