CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Sir Dan's Quest Edition (Trying

>>735968840
roll

>>735969139
reroll

>>735969160
rerollerino

>>735969179
reroooooll

>>735969160
Don't know if you are trolling here, bit read the rules more carefully

>>735969200
gaddem put all stats into strength

>>735969200
WINRAR!

>>735969200
>gets dubs
>didn't fill out Dan's stats or give dan a action
You waisted your dubs

>>735969200
Winner

All stats into strength. Dan moons his mother

All stats into speed

run like sonic everywhere you go

head to the capital

>>735969377
Winr

>>735969376
This

>>735968840
Put all skill points in strength
Kick in door to mother's house and go back to living in her basement

>>735969511
First Winrar, nice

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>>735969377
Dan is a very fast runner. Not as fast as sonic--that guy has 100 SPD, but still pretty fast. On his way to the capital, Dan encounters a troll guarding a bridge he needs to cross. "The toll for crossin' is 5 gold"
>7 decides what dan does next

>>735969559
check again.

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>>735969807
run by the troll and steal his gold from his purse as you zoom past

>>735970004
reroll

>>735969807
Cockslap the troll and run across the river before he can get me

Run across the river instead

Use successive quick attack.

>>735970004
okay sweet, logged into my pass
rerolling at speed

>>735970217
Winrar

quickly stick dick in troll with speed

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Offer to suck drills dick and swallow load for free passage. Wash down cum with potions.

>>735969807
Fight the troll, EXP is EXP

Seduce the troll

>>735970256
>logged into my pass
>logged into my
>logged into
>logged

Offer to speedily Andy Stix the troll for passage.

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Ask troll for job at bridge. Finish turn waiting for half life 3

>>735970599

WINRAR

>>735970599
well meme'd
checked
too bad there was already winrar

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>>735970217
Dan is too quick for the clumsy troll and manages to get in several dagger jabs in against the troll. Dan manages to get on top of the troll, and puts his dagger to its neck. The troll drops his club and begs for mercy
>dubs decides what Dan does next

>>735969807
Dance to the troll meanwhile you suck his dick, then you kill him

>>735970599
rerolling for this turn

Shit in the Troll, then you stole his armor

>>735970765
Lick the trolls face as he bleeds to death and quivers in fear

>>735970765
DO IT FUCKING NOW THEN
>>735970739
>>735970730
>>735970680
>>735970599

>>735970765
Cut off trolls dick and wear it as a hat, leave troll to bleed out and continue to capital

>>735971032
Roll

>>735971032
This

>>735970765
Rape him

>>735971032
Roll

>>735971032
This again

>>735970765
Dan should take out his dick and mushroom stamp the troll

>>735971032
Rolling cus I can't think of anything better

Hide the corpse, Go to another direction

>>735971089
rerooooll

>>735971009

Rolling to clean troll spleen with a meme ream and taste the cream dream

Its allways good to have a companion male hin your sexslave

>>735971207
Reroll

>>735970993
Roll

Tie the troll up and throw him in the river

>>735971229

taste the brown rainbow

>>735970765
Cut off trolls arms and legs, cauterize the ends, and wear him as a pet backpack

>>735971207
roll

>>735970765
Show him mercy by throwing him in the river

>>735970993
this, also paint your face with troll blood

>>735971369
ye

>>735971032
Rolling this

>>735971369
This

>>735971304

if it's yellow, deny the fellow
if it's brown, slurp it down

>>735971207
Pickpocket the Troll for money and stuff

>>735971372
dis vun

>>735970765
Cut out trolls eyeballs, keep them in inventory. Taunt troll and leave

>>735971369
Rolling for mercy

>>735971369
This again

>>735971414

rerolling cause doubadoubs don't count

>>735971417
roll

>>735970765
rape it all

>>735970765
finish the troll off, steal the trolls gold and club and run to the kingdom

>>735971455
WINRAR

into the river he goes then

>>735971455

YOU LOGBLOCKING BASTARD

>>735971488

> wasted

>>735971369
>>735971455
Winrar

>>735971488
>>735971544
FUCKING WASTED

rip thread

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>>735971544
Dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs

>>735971707
Have faith in the OP

I'm coming back after fap, keep thread alive with bump

>>735971757
He died anon
Here is the plot twist
He were the troll all along

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>>735971455
Dan kicks the Troll of the bridge and goes on his merry way. Dan is almost to the capital city when a bandit jumps from the bushes and slices at Dan. Its was too late to dodge, but if dan didn't have such quick reflexes he could of gotten hurt worse.
>2 decides Dan's next course of action

>>735971959
Go back and use troll as a boat

>>735972072
wow

>>735972072
Winrar

>>735972072
26 second speedrunning WR

>>735971959
ascend

>>735971959
initiate nigger mode and run away

>>735972113
Amazing Threads Done Quick

>>735972072
Holy shit witnessed

>>735971959
Ask the bandit out on a date.

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>>735972072
Dan retreats back to the bridge and orders the troll to be his boat. Afrade of what dan would do to him, the troll agrees. Dan flips of the bandit, but he has still not given up the case.
>0 decides what dan does next

>>735972532
Throws poo poo at the bandit

>>735972532
Dan ask the Troll if he can go faster

>>735972589
This

>>735972532
dan transcends this plane of existence

>>735972651
Reroll

>>735972532
befriend the troll

>>735972589
This again

>>735972685
i think this would be funny

>>735972651
Rollerino

>>735972589
Roll

Cut of troll's leg and throw it at the bandit

>>735972589
Roll

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>>735972777
>wasted trips

>>735972532
Head to the Town

>>735972589
Roll again

>>735972866
>wasted dubs

>>735972866
>wasted dubs

Also make Dan run super fast on troll belly until friction makes the troll catch fire

>>735972881
Rolling

There is a waterfall at the end of the river and Dan and the troll fall down it

>>735972685
roll

>>735972922
>double wasted dubs

>>735972967
Roll

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>>735972922
STOP THE MADNESS AND HAVE DAN POO IN TROLL MOUTH

>>735972967
Roll again