>Roll a 3 digit number >Check which Secure Contain Protect

Making a roll.

>>735952342
>one off from metting God

rolin

>>735952180
I have to fight with a fucking bicycle?

>>735952342
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-342

I'd be fine its just a weird ticket for mass transit I wouldn't even use

fuck, I have to fight with cheese crackers

Eh. Roll.

>>735952180
roll

roll?

>>735952180
rollin

>>735952686
Great. I have tits now. Not terribly fucked, then.

rollio

Bored. Rolling again.

>>735953079
HAHAHA

>>735953079
079, the computer. If it's just a room with him and me, he couldn't do shit. If there's other technology in the room I may be fucked.

k

Roooooollllllllll

rolle

>>735953346
D'awww

Still waiting on somebody rolling 682.

shitty

zeb

>>735952180
Righto

roll like roll from megaman haha

super roLL

>>735953569
>not rolling 096

rollerino

>>735952500
>can of redpills that cure everything

Huh.

>>735954199
Well shit there isn't much I can do here

>>735954116
Euclid but not dangerous unless I pay attention to what he says. Man these old articles were just bad.

>>735952180
rolleando amigo

>>735952180
roll

Rollius

kleenex box

222 yes

pls be scp where he makes u shit your whole self

>>735952180
FUCK IT

Nigger

Rolling.

bong

Luckily I have a knife next to me so lets get rolling!

>>735955312
lol I'm good b

>>735955411
oh i'm completly fine.

>>735955443
Thought streaming crayons

>>735955278
okay

>>735955555
wasted

>>735952180
Plauge doctor GEt

>>735955667
Responce

>>735952180
What kind of loli is this? looks freakishly real http://deleteip.com

>>735955356
Turns out well! My headphones are to the left of me, so I would probably just plug them into my phone and leave the call on so I don't have to deal with it for the time I'm in there.

let's get lucky

Rolling for the husband.

>>735952180
they see me rolling

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>>735955848

Rawl

>>735956007
SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of Subject. Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and 176 cm in height. Most of Subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) is absent, though Subject does not appear to suffer because of this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not actually come into contact with Subject's body at any point. The sphere appears to be in most respects a miniature near-duplicate of the Earth, approximately 60 cm in diameter, although continental alignment is not consistent with that of any alignment known in Earth's history. Sphere has its own weather patterns and negligible gravitational pull, in addition to microscopic organisms somewhat resembling those of modern-day Earth inhabiting it. Two intelligent species have been observed, though contact and communication with either has yet to be made. Technology levels of observed species must be checked at least once a week and, as of ██/████, are approximately equal to that of 15th-Century Earth.

>>735956168
A harmless, albeit creepy, sentient calculator fml. His weapon is a table. Well he has somewhere to fucking sit it I guess.

Taking this on with a fake plant.

>>735956516
And what have you been given to kill that shit?

OK, I'll play.

>>735952180
roll

Rollin Rollin Rollin

rollerino

>>735956884


http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-884

Is a... Men's shaving mirror and I'm fighting that Bitch with a saxophone...

>>735952180
rollin
weapon - bicycle

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Hmmm foundation assets are on this forum again. Suppress!

They see me rollin

roll againo

>>735957200
RUN IT OVER

>>735952180
AHHHH

Xd

Oh god I got 323... god help me... I'm fucked whatever my weapon is

Rollerino Againerino

>>735957382
Weapon is a trash can. I put it over my head to avoid the memetic effects of 382 for the duration of the 24 hour period.

I got 323 and my weapon is a plank. I don't need no weapons nigger, I need a tinfoil hat.

>>735952180
roll.

Rollium

rooll

Please not one of the bad ones

>>735952180
Rollin

weapon is a thumbtack

rollio

>>735952180
reel;

>>735957948
I don't even know, is it good or bad

>>735958157
Yeah I'm not gonna pick up the box of pots next to me just in case. Apparently I wont be fucked as long as I don't touch anything.

I got a sad talking taco

rorl

rollerino

>>735956783
An air bag inflator. I'm at work.

hmmm

let's rollor

>>735958163
Scp-163, safe class. Its basically an alien that looks like haha longboy, so no need for a weapon. I do need an isolation suit tho

rollng

rolleronies

>>735952180
23232

>>735958876
I'm kinkshaming myself, but, INFLATION TO DEATH.

>>735952180
roll

instant death ray

>>735952180
Roll

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gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

Rollerino

Rolllll

>>735960000
OK I'LL JUST WASTE QUADS

>>735952180
I only have a fucking poster...

>>735960286
Oh, a board game with no negative side effects...nifty.

Rolling, Mjölnir and I got this.

>>735960000
Jesus... christ, nice waste.

Rulp

Waiting for someone to roll either 231 or 682.
Seriously, the best option is 999.

Rawl

Finally a roll thread that isn't gay.

>>735961073
I have a Microphone, but I'll be fine either way.

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Rolling for success

>>735952180
rollin

>>735952180
fred durst

>>735952180
Rollin

>>735952180
roll

Check emm

682 git

scp-096 plz

ez...to my left is my dog pepperoni, she's a right mean cunt. i think we'll be aces.

>>735952180
reroll

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>>735952180
>up is a boom box
>left is chainsaw

rolling

rOLLING WITH INVERTED CAPS.

>>735952180
rawrkl

>>735952180
inshallah

>>735952409
One letter off from spelling meeting correctly

>>735952180
rick roll

rolll

>>735952180
ye

rollio

roolin rollin rollin rollin WHAT

>>735963276
Hell yeah. I got the time traveling Boat. I'm using my 24 hours to go back in time and kill Hitler.

USA!!!

>>735952180
Roll

>>735952180
ya mommas pussy

>>735952180
Sure, why not?

>>735952180
roal

roolin rollin rollin

>>735964148
Not dangrouse
>dan grouse

Look at this

Let's do this

i hope is that romantic ghost guy....

>>735965601

All I have to fight are some normal people who do everything at the same time, they aren't even violent

Also, explain how you acquire a weapon, the description sounds confusing

Also, rolling again

That one was so easy I'll do another one

Let's roll

>>735952180
Rollerino

>>735952180
Roll

>>735966341
I don't even need a weapon, but I have my dog so I'm super safe

>>735966445
Kek it's harmless I win

>>735952180
Rolli roll roll

>>735966001

>001

uh...

What exactly did I just get?

and how much can it fuck me up?

>>735966148
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148
Im fine

Im going to rock them to death

>>735952180
Rolling for infinite pizza box

roll bitch

>>735967005

>005
>Locked in a room
>Not anymore

Rolling again

>>735967140

Okay, some book that I shouldn't read or bleed on, easy peasy

Third roll

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I'm surprised nobody's correct OP yet, SCP stands for special containment procedure, secure contain protect is just a motto. Also roll.

Riggity riggity rollin

hot rolls

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>>735968072
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-072

God. Fucking. Dammit.

This is one of the first one's I ever read and actually genuinely fucked with me for a while afterwards.

Roll, I will have a knife and a charger cord let's go

>>735968422
Whelp I am fuck
Oh well I shall [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>735952180
Röll

>>735952180
roll

Roll, I got a dragon maid tail plush to defend myself

No deadly reptile plz

>>735952180
lolol

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death get

rollerino

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>>735970340
I got some fuck safe classified hiv + sars mega virus.

>>735970437
huh im actually relatively safe

SCP-092
My survival with SCP-092 is very high.
It's just CD's.

>>735952180
fuck me up fam

rollipolli

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>>735952180
Time to roll, baby!

rool

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>>735971090
You poor thing.

>>735952180
Sure why not

H

rollogogogogo

>>735952180
rollin

[REDACTED BY O5 REQUEST]

>>735952180
rollin

>>735952180
Nigger, SCP stands for Special Containment Procedures. You know, what the SCP Foundation fucking specializes in? Fuck that broken ass excuse of a game for bringing in so many uneducated shits.

In other news, roll.

>>735952180
rollerino

All I have to my left are a tissue box and a cup of water. Chances are I'm deeply fucked.

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>>735952180
Roll

Here goes

>>735952180
rawlin

>>735972660
>An earthenware that can indefinitely store organic matter
Well, I don't want to break it. Maybe I can sell it to a big pharma company after a day passes.

>>735972630
If I stay as far away from it as possible, I should be good unless I'm in there for years lol. It only moves at 30 meters per year so if I stay away from it I should be fine.

>>735952180
Rollo

>>735952180
I'm very fucked

>>735952180
Roll for quick death or riches. Either is good.

>>735952180
roll

rawl

>>735952180
cant wait to see how fucked i am

roool

>>735974052
wait so am I in the train or just near it

rolling for something safe

rollerino

>>735974732
And I live

Times up, lets do this!

>>735952180
Hesitancy.

Rolloids

>>735952180
rollin'

>>735952180
nate higgers

>>735974942
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-942
fuck reroll this shity shit

>>735952180
>276g of chocolate

>>735952180
duncan j paul

rollio

>>735952180
KILl mE noW

NIGGER

>>735975306
Chocolate cant save me from this.

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>>735966780
You better not tell anyone what you were in a cell with for 24 hours or the foundation is gonna kill you and your family bro.