Hey /b, let's adventure. Posts ending in 0-3 make decisions

We all want a mage of course

mage absolutely

I mean, this is a site for wizards isn't it?

>>735927921
Nicely done mate!

>>735928018
Its that it

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>>735927144
Mage it is.
You're in prison. What do?
That thing by the door is a guard by the way.

I pick Jew

Ask the guard how his day is

>>735928586
Put everything in inventory

>>735928586
Forgot to mention, you can cast a fireball every 5 turns as a mage.
Sorry I'm bad at this :c

>>735928586
teleport the guard in the cell with you

>>735928757
Such as?

>>735928740
I guess he wins this one

>>735927144

who the fuck would pick merchant?

Also scientist should be replaced with alchemist.

>>735928740
You need to be a little more specific

>>735929081
Everything and yes I do mean the guard too

>>735929245
How would you put the cell itself in your inventory?

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>>735929245
You grab the guard and try to stuff him into your pocket. He gets mad and opens the gate. He looks angry.

Lick the guard's face

>>735929872
Me likey, me likey!

>>735929798
Seduce him with licks

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>>735929872

>>735927144
Necromancer ofc

>>735930287
Gay lewd scene

>>735930287
now take the sword and put it in is arseol

Kiss the guard passionately

>>735930287
now cast that fireball (finally!) to dispatch the aroused guard

An armored skeleton falls from the sky

Penetrate the guard anally

Fireball him in the mouth, then take his uniform and weapon and gtfo

>>735930287
I really suggest that we betray that closet faggots trust and fireball his ass.

Monster attack. Reptilian spiders pour in through the barred window.

>>735928757
btw can the mage learn new spells, too?

Pull guards dick out and shoot it with fire ball

>>735931131
>>735930287
This

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>>735930902
Awh :c
He's dead.
Cooldown 5 turns.

>>735931030
You can :D

>>735931560
exit the room by moonwalking

Lay him in the bed, take his kit as a disguise, leave

>>735931560
Seven mutant spider-squirrels crawl in through the barred window and start spitting poison.

>>735931872
You can only chose what the character does, sorry.

>>735931560
Try to transform into a poison-spitting, mutant spider-squirrel!

>>735932172
You don't know that spell :c

>>735931984
D:

>>735931795
reroll

Perform a divination to see the most likely exit from the prison.

DANCE

>>735931560
rape his dead body

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>>735932903

>>735933361
Darn, countdown should be on 4. Sorry ;c

>>735933361
Eat guard for sustenance

>>735933361
Violently inhale smoke to intimidate other guard

>>735933361
Take dead guards knife

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>>735933692
You gain an extra HP for 3 turns.

>>735934240
Search through dead guard's stuff. Take anything of use.

>>735934240
take all of guards gear.

>>735934240
Offer flesh to other guard

>>735934418
>>735934459
Reroll

>>735934240
Rape the ceiling

>>735934240
break the other guard's will, by looking at him really mean

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>>735934483

Piss fire on the guard

GUYS WE'RE STILL IN THE FIRST ROOM COME ON

>>735935077
Rape the flesh

Run past the guard

>>735935077
dig the ground under guard and pass him

>>735935077
kick guard in the neck

Push past the guard & run

>>735935776
Reroll

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>>735935320
You tried, but the guard attacked. -2HP.

Beat him to death with the flesh and run

>>735935843
Keep on raping it

>>735935843
use flesh as a shield

>>735935843
Shove the flesh in the guard's face as a distraction, then run.

>>735935843
Can we stab the fucker with the guard-meat..

>>735935843
Punch his dick

rape guard

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>>735936242
You get attacked again. Not redrawing the same thing.

>>735936441
try to steal guards sword and attack him with it

>>735936441
Cooldown should be on 0 btw. Sorry ;c

Lick his face

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>>735936501

>>735936441
steal guard's sword and show him your sword swallowing skillz

>>735936735
release the spell and burn guard down while holding his sword

>>735936735
Use ice blast to freeze the guards arms and legs to the ground but keep him alive and grab his sword

>>735936771
Can't steal the sword, you're both holding it.

>>735936900
You only know fireball so far

>>735936903
kick him in the nuts, steal sword, swallow sword

>>735936938
Use fire blast instead

>>735936735
vomit flesh into his face and take sword

Cast teleport! and Nothin Personnel kid him

>>735936735
set the sword on fire with the fire spell and cut guard in half

>>735936999
Triple digits

nigger dick

Give up on fighting for the sword and run out the room

>>735936735
Touch his penis

Use the sword to slit your throat and kill yourself.

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>>735937051
The sword burns his hand and you steal it, attacking the guard. He's super dead.

>>735936735
Kick to the fucking balls mate. Mash his gonads

>>735937505
Cover with the blanket and try to hide. +2 def

>>735937505
dance after each kills obviously

Leave through the door

>>735937505
skull fuck the dead guard

>>735937505
Masturbate

>>735937505
Infuse the sword with fire. Mage powers bruv

>>735937505
Learn a new spell

>>735937505
Juggling with heads

Break the fourth wall

eat him to recover health

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>>735937600

>>735938099
No! Make a cape from the blanket. Smear it with blood from the dead guards and draw eldritch symbols and a cock on it. With blood.

Open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur

>>735938130
You can't make a cape, it's a crappy prison blanket.

>>735927144
Obviously paladin so I can go crusading

>>735938099
Take off all clothes under the blanket

>>735938202
kek winrar

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>>735936999
kek wills it anon

>>735938202
The door's already open HINT

>>735938341
then just do the other 2 steps

>>735938302
then make a crappy prison cape
jeez

run out the room

>>735938336
Woah nice pepe

>>735938099
OP make him commit suicide

>>735938524
hehe stole it from a guy who was proud lol
>share this pepe

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>>735938470
You walk the dinosaur

>>735938519
Fine it's a cape now.

Walking the dinosaur causes the wall to explode freeing him

ACTIVATE RAPE MODE

>>735939113
No it doesn't.
>>735939123
You don't have a rape mode

disguise as guard and escape

>>735939260
You don't have his clothes

THEN HOW DO WE GET A RAPE MODE?>>735939212

Run out of the cell in attempts to attract and eat other gurads

>>735939327
In that case, run out of the cell naked waving your stolen weapon

>>735939212
manufacture rape mode

get the hell out of the cell

get out of the cell, we're fucking bored

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>>735939523

>>735940165
Cooldown on 1. Forgot again

Kill and eat the other prisoners

>>735940302
They're locked in cells.

retrieve sword, cause I can't see it. stab through bars

nvm I see the sword

>>735940165
taunt the nearest nigger prisoners by pissing on its door and throw feces at it

>>735940165
Uh, can we go and lick the inmates instead of eating them right away. Let's have a taste first shall we?

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>>735940410

>>735940165
Cast fireball on a prisoner

kill nearest nigger with fireball

>>735940165
Go to the guy with his arms out of the bar. Talk to him

>>735940695
Stab self to a foot and scream loudly so the guard would come.

Where is OP?

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>>735940732
He dead. Level up :D Pick a perk:
+1 DMG spells
-1 Cooldown on spells
+1 Max HP

-1 cooldown

>>735941301
Done

>>735940695
take bones of dead guards and carve into runes to reduce fireball cooldown

>>735941350
You're a mage, not a necromancer

-1 cooldown

>>735941246
Go talk with the other prisoner

>>735941246
- cool down to spell
Burn niggleys quicker

this is fun, -1 cooldown

>>735941246
Open the crate by the door

go back to cell, search guard's bodies

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>>735941443
Whaddaya wanna say?

>>735941246
is there a female ward in this prison?

>>735941951
how do i get out

Lie to him

>>735941967
No idea :T

>>735941951
The prisoner's got a thick ass. If he wants to get out, he can come with us and be our butt buddy.

If that isn't an option, ask how to get out.

>>735941951
>>735942095
re

>>735941951
can't read the third choice

>>735942147
>can't read the third choice
I was sent to break you out

>>735942263
but what's before the "I was sent" ?

>>735942336
<lie>

wonna trade

>>735941951
How to get out

>>735941951
Lie to the bitch

Top quality thread.

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>>735927144
il go negromancer

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>>735942027

>>735942800
stab him and rape his body through the bars!

>>735942800
Cooldown on 2 btw.
Sorry for crappy writing .-.

>>735942800
intimidate, torture if needed, or just for fun

>>735942800
Fine stay here then

>>735942863
Not while talking

>>735942800
Intimidate

>>735927144
assassin and sniper are my picks usally

>tfw people don't read the thread before replying
the adventure has started already, catch up

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>>735942930

>>735943249
Coming with me?

>>735943249
coming with?
may need a shield or bear bait later

>>735943249
take them with you then make them a sex slave

is the class "mage" or "MAGA"?

>>735943249
Coming with?

ignore advice, check chest, take door

>>735943575
mage

>>735943249
Coming with me

Attack with sword and escape through hatch

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>>735943691

He's lying about the hatch dipshit, he doesn't like you

Open the door force him down the hatch first

>>735943842
Grab the key and stab him in the eye with it

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gra/ndxxxa/uto.com enjoy

punch, take both keys and leave through door

>>735943900
Kek

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>>735943900
The attack fails, you are disarmed.

Summon a +5 intelligence MAGA hat

>>735944281
apologize and ask him to come with you

fireball time, fireball the nigger

>>735944325
This

>>735944343
He's not talking to you anymore

>>735944281
Enter the hatch and attempt escape

>>735944281
Try to open the hatch

>>735944402
fireball that jew

I wish 4chan had more of these interactive stories. This is great.

best 4chan post evar

>>735944281
Kill his ass

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>>735944360>>735944595
>>735944541
<3

>>735944767
now attempt escape through hatch

>>735944767
Time to move on from this wretched prison
escape through the hatch

>>735944767

escape through front door

>>735944767
did you roll for luck to get the key back, or just moving things along? I doubt we have that kind of luck actually

exp?

>>735944871
If dubs, don't do hatch escape as it's most likely a trap! instead, look out closest window to settle your location

>>735944767
Open the crate that's below the key

>>735944767
Ok, now go open the hatch and scape

P.S.: I love how this looks like the beginning of dark souls kek

keep this going in a new thread when this one gets pruned

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>>735944935
good point, +1 XP, forgot about that
>>735944871

>>735945668
Will do <3

>>735945668
Seconded

>>735945719
Go back, you forgot to open a chest

>>735944921
I guess he threw it at you to bid for his life

>>735945719
Read the poster

>>735945822
The door is sealed behind you

>>735946032
Check the board

Run headfirst into door

>>735945719
Look at the symbols above the door

>>735946032
well, we left a key and an unopened chest. we suck.
>Read the poster and grafitti

best thread ive seen in a while
read the poster thing

>>735946354
I bet it had a spellbook or something like that

If it 404's will you post again OP?

>>735946706
Sure will <3
Next scene is coming, gimme a minute

Ok let's go

>>735946947
You're not a fag OP

thomas the tank engine

Use the sword to stab yourself

>>735945719
>>735944767
>>735944281
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>>735938944
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>>735927144

Why haven't you posted this on /qst/

its made for this kind of stuff

>>>/qst/

>>735945719

Save the game

>>735945902

>>735945719

figure out what the walls, floor, door and ceiling are made out of.

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>>735948039

>>735947923
It's too serious there, I just wanted to do something for fun <3

>>735948084
Open the door slowly

USE WATER THEN!

>>735948084
probably referring to the elemental scroll we left in that chest.
> now check the symbols over the door

Use invisibility cloak

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>>735948157

ok then

>>735948084
Use: Sword
On: Door

>>735948242
I bet is the asylum demon

>>735948084
#wefucked
#betterfindsomemorespells

Now symbols

>>735948084
pull the lever, what's the worst that can happen?

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>>735948157

>>735948601
>>735945719
That is a lever to the right of the door, isn't it? if not what is it?

Press against the second brick, third row on the right hand side wall

>>735948718
proceed carefully

>>735948718
Grab that torch

>>735948718
sing a jaunty tune to ourselves to renew our vigor and focus


"We sail the ocean blue,
And our saucy ship's a beauty;
We're sober men and true,
And attentive to our duty.

When the balls whistle free
O'er the bright blue sea,
We stand to our guns all day;
When at anchor we ride
On the Portsmouth tide,
We have plenty of time for play...."

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>>735948762

its getting boring put some sex on it

>>735949085
Stab that black two red eyed shit

>>735949085
Wtf? The torch just went out?
By the way the cooldown should be 0

>>735949085
push the left button

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>>735949262

>>735949727
Ask red eyed dude if he can help me escape

>>735949727
Go through the torch room

>>735949727
Run into next room and intimidate enemy with battle cry

>>735949816
Reroll

Try petting it

use fireball on red eyes

trying for quads

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>>735949991

>>735949727
Talk to the black two red eyed fuck

>>735950232
Cooldown 4

>>735950232
Create a blood offering to this demon and ask for forgiveness

>>735950382
Out of what?

>>735950232
Stick your dick out and go into next room

Use a healing spell. We have 1 HP jeez

>>735950232
Ask red eye dude some help to escape

>>735950439
Prick your hand with the sword