I got one of those degenerate masturbators and now im too disgusted

Im confused

Microwave it on high for 3 minutes and record the transformation

Nigga this ain't sexual

>>735912877
Ram it up your ass

>>735913023
This.

>>735912877
Fuck it and upload a vid

Send it to me.

>>735912877
super glue it to your face
leave it there for two weeks

Set it on fire>>735912877

>>735913070
Close but no cigar, it was too weird fuckjng t normally but recording it too. Nah

Send it to me

Use it as a bong cozy.

>>735913070
So fucking close.Also this.

Fill it with coca cola and drink out of it

>>735913030
That

>>735913204
This.

Post pictures of you jamming different things into it until it rips

keep it and use it until it falls apart

give it to a hobo

>>735913190
Enjoy your aids

>>735913222
Winner?Op should he win for these trips?

throw it at a child.

Many dubs, no gets.

>>735913269
I WIN

>>735913269
WINRAR

>>735913269
699999999

>>735912877
Choke yourself to death with it.

Seriously. If it is "degenerate" then WHY BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUMBASS?!

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>>735913269
WIN-RAR

>>735913269
Well here we go.

Winner winner chicken dinnner

>>735913269
Winrar

thats gonna be one lucky hobo

>>735913269
Winrar

>>735912877
Tell you're parents what you've done and feel the shame.

You should feel great shame

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>>735912877
Lier.. You love it.

>>735913323
Hope he cleans it out first.

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>>735913269
WINRAR

>>735913272
The post clearly says 69 you dumb fuck.
Put in on the neighbours doorstep and knock and run

>>735912877

>MicroWave on high for 10 mins
>Allow 1 min to cool put in ass

Post facial expression

>>735913269
Fuck, no there's this sweet homeless guy every day on my way to uni but if I just hand him a used fleshlight I might die. What should I explain it as?

>>735912877
Use it then post it to your neighbour, uncleaned.
With the following note attached.
'Fulfil the prophecy'

>>735913442
say that it's from a charity.

>>735913442
Either help the sweet hobo get off or microwave it.

>>735913442
Just give it to him and walk away. Also post proof wheneber you can

>>735913442
kek You used it give it to a different hobo

>>735912877

You got yourself what is considered as one of the best onahole on this planet that will make anyone cum in just a few strokes, nicknamed "dick bully" and you intend to get rid of it? I tried to put inside a hole warmer and that shit flied off due to the tightness of that hole.

>>735913402
That clearly was posted before the 69 "you dumb fuck".

>>735913526
Ill microwave it then. The post below gives the number of minutes up to ten.

>>735913442
Find some other homeless person then, ya pussy

>>735912877
Grow up and face your shame and realize it's bullshit. Everybody masturbates, most people do have some kind of sex toy to sexual aid of some kind, and everyone watches nasty porn when their alone. You're a human, don't be ashamed even if youre on the fringe a little bit, which owning a masturbating does not put you on. My fetish is intestinal mucus. I like to swirl my finger around in my girls rectum then pull it out and lick and smell it while she blows me. It's gross and awesome.

>>735913612
What difference does that make you dumb fuck.

>>735913646
hell yeh boizz roasted pussy.

>>735913442
just do it, dont be a pussy. do you think hobo dont jack the dick no mo just because he homeless?

He will probably trade it for something like bar soap or smokes.

>>735913647
Seven minutes it is! I hope it actually melts instead of just getting hot.

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>>735913600
> "Dick Bully"
> "Hole Warmer"
> taking masturbation so seriously you know the vernacular.

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I'm scared that it's gonna make a super heated liquid and then squirt molten cum in my face

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>>735913269
FUCKING WINRAR

The noises it's making are like a... well a fucking bubbling pussy

>>735913872
>>735913968
Record that shit nigga

>>735913442
Wrap it up like a Christmas gift then hide and record him unwrapping it from afar

>>735914049
for real

if you're not recording it, i hope your mother dies in her sleep

>>735914049
Fucking this you shit lord, show us the vid from that shit melting

Fuck it anon, i'd cum watching you fuck that fake pussy like a true beta.

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>>735913269

Jam a coke bottle in it

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Op delivers. It didn't melt but the bum bit went flat 7 mins is not enough! I like to think that now my cum Is hematically sealed in plastic that one day the people of the future will be able to clone me. Then they will ask why I have a fat pussy Ona hole and I'll kill myself again.

>>735914395
now give it to a hobo

>>735914395
>Then they will ask why I have a fat pussy Ona hole and I'll kill myself again
>kill myself again

kek

Anyone know any onaholes good for tiny dicks

>>735914395
Put it in again but more time and film it

I have two 20 sided dice here OP, shall we let a roll determine another round of microwaving?

>>735913023
roll

>>735913269
Win.rar

>>735913442
>Fuck, no there's this sweet homeless guy every day on my way to uni but if I just hand him a used fleshlight I might die
Fuck that, do as you're told. The digits have spoken.

Kek demands it.

>>735913646
Fucking pussy. 69 was rolled, do as you said you'd do or fuck off.

>>735914395
OP didn't deliver shit. You said 69 decides, not, "Make random request with 69 and then if I don't want to do it I'll pick some other random shit."

I once ate a fucking tarantula for this board. You are a giant faggot.

Next time don't waste catalog space on a thread, summerfag.

>>735915372
Anon has a point OP.

>>735914395
You're a faggot.

>>735913023
sounds fun

>>735913600
Wait which Onahole is that?

>>735912877

>use one last time
>don't wash
>insert siracha
>give to hobo

>>735916126

>reroll

>>735913023
roll

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Hah, I think I have the same ona hole. Well worth it. Available on jlist

>>735916473
And, despite OP's excellent choice in on a holes, I spit on his faggotry, for trying to play this off like he didn't want it. It's a 60$ fuck toy, plus shipping.

>>735916473
Jlist? I've seen that one on Amazon...probably cheaper, too

>>735916676
What a fucking waste. Faggot should've sent it to me.

>>735917198
Right? I understand the feeling of degeneracy, when you first get it. But, use it once. The first time I used mind, I cam so hard it hurt, then followed up with two more goes. Not as good as real pussy, but, then again, nothing is.

put butter inside and then eat the butter

I bought a fleshlight a while ago and felt disgust as well cause you have to clean it/hide it etc.

I bought a new one and am happy with it even if its the same exact thing.

>>735918135
I used to feel the same way. I would never have gotten into them if I hadn't gotten one as a pseudo-joke gift. It wasn't the best one by any stretch but it warmed me up to the concept. Bought a new one recently and am very happy with it.

Then again, I don't have to hide shit. Not like anyone's coming over to my apartment to visit, much less going into the bedroom.

>>735918261
get your own place you fucking twat

I have 6 I never clean and theyre sitting on the coffee table with my 3 foot bong

>>735918566
>never clean

You filthy motherfucker. I bet that bong water has never been changed, either.

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>>735913269

You got the wrong toy OP. Should have gotten a Meiki instead, the texture on the one you have is too firm.