shit you would never tell anyone irl Lost my virginity

Im attracted to 14 year olds.
>no place in society for that

i was an 18 year old virgin
joined the navy, went to okinawa
decided to get a hooker and get this over with
found a beautiful japanese MILF
she was very kind and flirty
charged by the hour
came twice in that hour
best sex of my life
went back the next day
and again, and again
started to fall in love
spent six months on okinawa
spent every penny of my military paycheck on her
day came when i had to ship out
cried like a baby
never paid for sex ever again
i'm in my 40s and i still think about Michiko

>>735902998
Eh 14s not that bad as long as they can get a period there fair game

>>735903037
I dont even know the name of the hooker i fucked

>>735903037
that's adorable

>>735902998
If there's grass on the field, play ball!

>>735903936
> that's adorable

thanks! also, since then, i've never dated any girl but japanese

things i'd never say irl... i've pt things in my ass, just for curiosity, im staright and ifind gays and traps discusting, i just experiment by myself stuff sometimes

>>735902998
Just go to Japan; age of consent is 13.

I'm AtTrAcTeD tO 13 yEaR OlDs

I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm 18

Get hard thinking about someone infecting me with aids in my butthole

I listen to dubstep

I broke a birds wing, feltbadman. wouldn't do it again.

I am the guy who spams spiderman in ylyl threads

>>735902806
Dude no fucking joke, same

I am the reason for my own failures, because I just didn't fucking do anything ever and ruined my own life.

I like butt stuff. I'm a straight dude. My butt. Their stuff

I post in Dick rate threads

>>735905852
>self loathing will surely solve my problems

I can't triforce

I strangled a cat to death after kicking the shit out of it

>>735906026
You might be a future serial killer. Seek help.

>>735905339
wait then how do you masturbate?

>>735906060
Not him but, it's okay to have the thoughts, but acting on it is wrong. He needs to learn to control himself, not tell people he killed a cat, but never do it again.

>>735906060
Nobody knows so why would I, you're exaggerating

Honestly, I don't have much. The worst it'll ever get is "I like furry porn." But I don't even download it and my taste in smut is EXTREMELY diverse (I'm talking age, race, S&M, swinging, you name it)

>>735906143
Masturbation is the cause of my erectile dysfunction :(

>>735905869
same here

everyone around me think I pull mad ass, where in reality I am so paralyzed with my dick insecurity that I fucked only 3 girls ever and that was after I made sure they were drunk so they wont remember and talk about it afterwards

>>735906145
I can control myself, the cat was screeching at me and tried to fight me, it pissed me off and it was just a cat

i didn't actually lose my virginity in amsterdam, i actually went in a room and got conned for only a blowy, i have no idea how imma lose it now because of my crippling anxiety and absolute fear of looking like a pleb on my inability to flirt with girls, at least the neurotypicals that run society dont know that

that fucking faggotry frog is cringe as fuck, "normal people" -

>>735906147
You're abusing animals dude. How long till it escalates? Talk it out with a professional before ya become another headline m8

>>735906219
Smart, how old are you? And when did you have the three encounters.

>>735906232
hope it made you feel big you pussy lol, try fight someone your own size

>>735906329
>smart

It isn't though. I think these days that'll get ya a rape charge. Not bein a dick, just sayin.

>>735906399
>talks about other people feeling big
>while talking down to people anonymously

Bet you feel real big boyo. Kek

>>735905723
I'm a YLYL banana spammer.

>>735906329
28 and those encounters were at 19, 23 and 26 I think. and I didnt lie to them when they asked if we did it, I only wanted them to not remember the sex so they wouldnt comment on me or talk to their friends

>>735906272
Whatever, the cat was being a shit first and "talking it out" with "professionals" does nothing. I have meds and I have gone for help but not for whatever bullshit you're concerned with

Nobody knows, nobody will, I won't do it again if a cat or anything minds its own business

I cry every weekend thinking about suicide

>>735906484
>I expect an animal to take orders from me and when it doesn't I kill it

Seriously m8. Find a doc.

I lost my virginity to my best friend a few weeks ago. We're not really talking about it, but I want to fuck again.

>virgin
>go to strip clubs a lot and piss off the strippers
>go to club I've not been
>tip nigger whore to bang me
>dick doesn't work too drunk
>tell her I couldn't get hard because she's a nigger and my family would kill me
>walk past club later on
>she's making fun of my micro penis with her nigger pimp
>not phased too drunk also am bleeding internally and had broken arm and dislocated shoulder from being curb stomped by a dude

All in all it was a shitty night.

>>735906406
No, if they are semi acquainted the girl wouldn't charge him for rape, also having penis anxiety doesn't mean you are a full on autist. My friends never knew about my penis anxiety, and they never thought of me as a creep. Blacking out is not the same as passing out, so the guy who is smart didn't rape them necessarily, he just made sure they wouldn't remember anyways.

>>735903936
psst! copy pasta

>>735906612
>he just made sure they wouldn't remember

That sounds worse now. Kek

>>735906457
Welp, id rather that than be a psycho cat killer tho

>>735906566
It wasn't my pet or anybodys, it was a random street animal, I didn't gave it orders, we crossed paths and that shit was being a shit, and I was close to a dumpster lot anyways

>>735906460
I think banana spam is funny, because lazy normals can't out them on their fb page.

It's just important to not spam the same picture, because there are many banana memes which are genuinely funny which we can enjoy (which only piss off fags who want memes foe their friends and fb pages.)

>>735902806
I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate to all strange genres, this cool alpha player think is just a facade, I'm a porn addict virgin with no life!

>>735906688
>I killed an animal cause it crossed my path

That's markedly worse than you getting frustrated that it wouldn't listen tbh

>>735906484
lol you need to be removed from life on earth rather quickly, Did someone have a bad upbringing or something?

>>735906608
Good. Glad you got fucked up and laughed at for being racist trash.

>>735906782
It was screeching at me and tried to scratch me, it was kinda following me
You could say it was self defense

>>735906736
I have a folder with about 50 banana memes. They are the only thing that makes me lose in YLYL most of the time.

>>735906787
Gonna go pay them reperations and beg for forgiveness on behalf of those not black?

Fuck off niggerlover.

>>735902998
We all are

>>735906787
nignog alert detected

I find girls to be attractive from the age 10 and up. I'm in a healthy marriage, and would never act on it thought, even if I was single. Would talk to a therapist about it but I'm afraid I would ruin my life by admitting it.

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>>735906874
>you could say it was self defense
>self defense

It was a cat, Anon.

>>735906874
if this is Mark from ux college, youre fucked m8

>>735906874
So you got bullied by a damn cat? You're literally the biggest faggot ever.

>>735906787
Lol fuck off also it was unrelated my beating was from a fight later on that I obviously lost

>>735906999
Maybe you should stop getting in fights? Just puttin it out there.

>>735906874
>>735906955
i bet anon has had a shit homelife

>>735906949
It could have been infected with something or could have gave me cat scratch fever

I'm farming AP for Apocalypse. I didn't think I would enjoy Unholy DK this much but with the latest buff, man, they feel really good.

>>735906880
>niggerlover

But you're a micro dick virgin who couldn't even lose it with a whore.

I have a soft and tender center inside my coalburned and salted skin

>>735907051
Well ya see as a human you have access to this thing called medicine. And perhaps when a cat makes agressive actions towards you, instead of retaliating like a crazy person. You could, oh I don't know, leave it alone? Walk by? Ignore it? Literally anything other than the lunatic action of strangling and beating it to death?

Come on now.

>>735907037
I'm an alcoholic it just happens I don't remember most of this stuff I just speculate or other people tell me.
>>735907056
Not me but yeah fuck off niggerlover

>>735906581
u both guys?

>>735907056
>me have two replies obviously they must be the same person
>"but ur penis is small"
>that'll show'em

Damn dude. Fresh from the school yard with that one eh? Kekles

You're nothing but subhuman trash not fit to be spit on as you're passed on the street.

>>735907191
You're a degenerate.


I'll stick to fucking hot black girls while you drink yourself to death.

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>>735902806
I had sex with my ex girlfriends mother. We would regularly meet in secret. She was going through a divorce.

I suspect I am a psychopath. (INB4 don't cut myself on the edge)

>I nearly killed one of my classmates when I was younger
>Was about 11-12
>We were playing in the woods
>Play fighting with sticks
>on a whim tackled him and pinned him on the ground
>Thought to myself "Hey, wonder what it would be like to kill this guy"
>Put my hands around his throat and squeezed
>Guy struggled for a good minute
>I legitimately considered just killing him and dumping his body in the flooded quarry nearby
>Only let go because I didn't think I could get away with it (mostly due to people knowing the two of us were out there and i'd be the primary suspect)
>He lay on the ground huffing for a good 10 minutes after then got up and we didn't ever talk about it again
>He left school at the end of the year and we never spoke again

I've had a similar "flick switch in head to stop caring" thing happen many times since.

It worries me. Not because I feel guilty, but because I know I might do it again.

A cute 16-18 year old boy is the most attractive thing on this planet.

>>735907310
He said himself that he had a micro penis, you dummy.

>>735907319
>I'll fuck these hot black girls

Which ones are those? The ones so white washed your parents won't be disappointed? Cause those are the only ones worth fucking.

>>735902806
i dated an older man

>>735904996
lol but they still look like 13 year olds even into their 20s, what's the point

>>735907191
>>735907319
dont listen anon, get yo life back on track or dont because life is unforgiving sometimes but at least youre not a nigger

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>>735902806
my dog has given me better head than any girl has

Live on a reservation in murica. I'm so poor I live in a mud hut and eat stray dogs. The only jobs out here are either illegal or working on someone's land.

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>>735907405
Not that anon, but there are some black girls(non mixed)that are insanely hot. There's a girl at my work that is on the safety board, and she's fine as hell.

>>735907410
>those damn japs and their youthful appearances

Kek. Don't worry. Old age hits them like a fuckin swinging tree trunk.

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I'm a 23 y/o kissless virgin that can't piss in the urinals around other people and even have trouble in the stalls. Horribly awkward in all human interactions. Don't know what to do with my eye movements/facial expressions/body language. I don't think it's ever going to go away.

>>735907562
Have you tried a bane mask? No one cares who you are until you put on the mask.

>>735902998
you're on 4chan my man, everyone loves 14 year olds here. its like medieval times fam

I moved to a new area, and went to a new school. Met someone and we became really close friends. I had a toxic home environment so I a spent a lot of time at his house and slept there often. His father was gay and lived with another man, which was fine because they were really nice. I woke up one night to his stepdad giving me a blowjob. We ended up secretly meeting often for sex. This went on for a while. One night he invited me over and both fathers were there. Stepdad told Dad that I was interested in a threesome without warning me. I chickened out and never saw them again. I was 14

>>735907405
I don't need my parents approval to date who I want because I'm not a 14 year old faggot.

>>735907608
I've tried everything but CBD extract

>>735907608
Tfw the secret to drowning in puss is being a fuckin autist and walking around in a bane mask.

>>735907648
>I'm not 14

Your posts beg to differ. Kek

>>735907562

My tip is force yourself to do it. Once you do it once the 2nd time is easier.

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>>735907562
It will if you hang around people that are the exact opposite.

My friend of 7 years was exactly like you(still is in some ways), but being around outgoing people and friends has actually rimmed off on him. He's a hundred times better than he was, and actually got laid last year.(He's 27 now)

>>735907342
Maybe your just a faggot, you ever thought about that?

>>735905339
stop watching porn and try nofap it worked for me and massage your balls daily+ drink lots of water

>>735907627

Kill yourself pedo

>>735902806

im 26 khv

>>735907627
Too old

>>735907840
He likes hurting people not sucking dick. Unless he likes both. Which is possible.

>>735907903
>you like sexually mature girls, ew

Get a load of this faggot.

i pick my nose and eat it on a daily basis. im 32

>>735907758
I have no friends to hang around with. Last people I did hang around with were some co workers and that was a fucking painful 6 months. They were outgoing, even got drinks with them a few times. I still cringe thinking about some of those interactions to this day. I need to find a way to earn money from home because I'm never gonna make it out there.

>>735908073
That's very tame compared to some of the shit in this thread man.

>>735908113
You don't have to have this big fuckin collection of friends man. Just find someone you're comfortable talking to. Work from there.

>>735907644
Dude you gotta be careful around gay couples. My friend was lured into that kind of situation too but he was raped. He was just trying to be nice to that couples loner son.

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>>735908113
With that attitude, no, you're not. Honestly, changing the way you conduct yourself out there is the biggest part of it.

Obviously, some people are born with a natural charm or are naturally outgoing. Others have to work at it.

But if you don't want to help yourself, you can't be helped. That's the hard truth, friendo.

>>735907948

pretty much. Maybe I should find some girl who likes to be the sub. although I like competent people.

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>>735908312
>my friend was raped by two gay dudes

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>>735908324
I've accepted my fate, but I'd never tell anyone this IRL.

>>735908383
Its hard dude. I tried that shit for abit. You either get whales or seriously damaged goods types of chicks. Clingy fuckin scary ass women. I just wanted a babe to call me sir while I pounded her and I ended up with a stalker. Shit suuuuucked

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>>735908480
Well, sorry to hear that. I guess do whatever makes you happy.

>>735908312

It was the stepdad mainly. Fortunately I was into it. I really couldn't complain about steady blowjobs and getting my ass eaten.

>>735908480
Instead of going out, invite people to your house, one or up to a number you're comfortable with, I think it would help you to be in a known environment, you could share your hobbies and just talk and drink or eat, you know your house, just be interested in people, ask questions about them to know them better, people love talking about themselves, let them speak as long as they want, but when they ask about you, answer like 45% shorter than them to keep the convo on their side and they'll feel like you really cared about them cause they'll speak so much about themselves

>>735905857
Hey, me too. No big deal, man. It is 2017, after all...

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>>735908689
That's gay. But you know that already I imagine.

>>735908532

That's what worries me, went on one of those fetish dating websites (just to see the type of people).

Only half decent one wanted to be rented out to other men.

Fuck that shit, adulterers should be castrated and shot. It's one of the few things I feel strongly on.

Might just try and propose a "trade" e.g. you wear the latex boots and let me spank you during the sex, I'll wear the weird cowboy hat you like.

Shame the only girls I've dated are prudes.

>>735902806
By now most people know that a while ago I made a sex tape that recently surfaced, and I feel it's necessary to clear a few things up.
1. Making a sex tape doesn't make me a whore. I spent months unsuccessfully seeking employment with no success, so when someone offered me thousands of dollars and said that no one would ever find out about it, I naively assumedyy it would be safe. I'm 20 years old, financially independent, and I had bills to pay. They promised it would never be posted on the Internet, but a few months later it was leaked and it's been hell ever since. My motive for doing it was money and nothing other than that. I was desperate and made a foolish mistake. Unfortunately this is something that has happened not only to me, but many other young girls in similar situations and I need to make it clear how wrongful it is to judge us. Chances are, you've made you're mistakes as well, just in a different way.

2. My life is not over. For those saying that I have no future now, just know that you're completely and entirely wrong. I'm still a student, I'm still getting my degree in business. I still have a job, an apartment, a life that I love, and a strong network of people that love and care for me. In a way I'm grateful that I've been given an opportunity to see who my real friends are, and it's made my relationships that much stronger.

So, bottom line: you can judge me, you can hate me, you can talk all you want. It's not going to change me or what I stand for, and it's certainly not going to hurt me. Although this has affected the people I love most as well, they also are handling things graciously and they will continue to until this blows over. My one request is that you place the judgement on me and not them, this is not a consequence of how I was raised nor is it a reflection on them in any way, shape, or form.

>>735902806
I literally drink 24/7 whilst gaming. Don't talk to anyone and have fucked anxiety to the point where I keep myself inside constantly.

>>735908865

Yes I'm aware. I like women though mainly. But could be gay for a guy who's hot enough.

>>735908876
Prudes are no fun. I like shy girls. So hot to make them pant like an animal and see them get all flustered over it. Good shit. Kek

>>735902806
I've fucked/been fucked way more guys than my wife, and my wife has fucked/been fucked by more women than me.

>>735903101
This. Being attracted to them is pretty normal tbh.

>>735905481
Pretty common for gay people. Would you ever let a pos person fuck you if you were on PrEP?

i blew myself and came in my mouth when I was ~12

>>735906484
>again if a cat or anything minds its own business
Depending on how you define that, I think that is OK. It, at least, is with this random anon.

>>735906171
Ditto. I blame the internet.

>>735909116

Did it feel like a blowjob or more like a dick in your mouth?

>>735906460
I hope you get AIDS.

>>735908981
Homosexuality and bisexuality are always kinda fascinating to me, cause I can see a dude and acknowledge that's a handsome bastard over there. But I've never seen a dude and been like, I want that meat in my mouth. Obviously it's cause I'm straight. Point being, do you think those experiences shaped your sexuality or were ya always willing to lean?

>>735906465
Shame you don't like to be sub. If you did many chicks wouldn't care if you could get it up or not.

>>735909204
I did all I could to ignore dick in my mouth

My dad caught me jacking off the dog in my room when I was 11 and beat me so bad mom called the cops. Dad wasn't going to allow me to go to the ER and my mom forced him out of the house with a shotgun. They later arrested him and he spent a decade in prison all because I ended up telling the social worker, the cop, the detective and my mother four or so different stories about how I got hurt.

Dad never said a word about what actually happened. I've sent him letters in prison but he never responded to any of them. I hope that when he does get out he finds me and kills me because I'm too pathetic and scared to kill myself.

>>735906787
I also hope you get AIDS.

>>735906171
At least you're not into emetophilia like me

>>735903037
Cotton, fuck off.

>>735906200
It’s a common belief that masturbating too much can cause erectile dysfunction (ED). ED happens when you can’t get or maintain an erection. This is a myth that’s not based on facts. Masturbation does not directly cause erectile dysfunction in men.

Physical causes can include:

excessive alcohol or tobacco use
high or low blood pressure
high cholesterol
obesity
diabetes
cardiovascular disease
conditions such as multiple sclerosis (MS) or Parkinson’s disease
Psychological causes can include:

stress or difficulty with intimacy in romantic relationships
stress or anxiety from situations in your personal or professional life
depression or other related mental health conditions

>>735907562
Crippling pee-shyness here too anon. I've sat in the stall pretending to shit for half an hour waiting for everyone to completely leave a public bathroom before I attempt to pee.

>>735909235

Absolutely. I never look at a guy and get turned on like I would a woman. But... If I'm worked up already, I could get off on gay porn, and many other fetishes. I guess it's more of a paraphilia.

>>735908988

Well, I just find sex boring. To much weird porn has fucked me. Also the fact they don't fucking move and its my job to do all the work doesn't help. Took fucking 8 sessions to try a new position for Christ's sake.

Never cum from sex once, just waiting to find a woman who can actually get me off.

>>735907342
I have that pretty often. If I don't get good sleep for a few days it happens a lot.

But there is no malice behind my actions, only curiosity.

My point is as long has you still have the capacity to "love" and you aren't raging when you do it you have nothing to worry about.

>>735909084
Fuck that's crazy to even ask. My opinion why risk it but I'm not that guy u ask tho.

>>735902806
>Lost my virginity with my Mother's younger sister who look just like my older sister.

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>>735909304
Fuckin Christ man

>>735907562
You can work to improve it, but you 100% have autism. Good luck /b/ro.

>>735906265
nice formatting

>>735907055

I have no idea what you are talking about. It's like a foreign language

Played around with the iron when I was 4. Burned myself and blamed the new maid for it. She got fired

>>735902806
>Be me, babysitting my nephew.
>Good times, he's a cool little dude.
>Ice cream for dinner, I'm an awesome uncle
>Off to bed, little man...
>Bored, what to do?
>Aha, watch fail videos on niece's iPad.
>Fun times, lots of laughs.
>Get curious, snoop a bit.
>Holy shit, noodie pics. So many of them.
>100 mph fap mode, engage!
>Repeat until my dick bleeds.
>Be me, creepy uncle...

(Im a guy) I've sent nudes to this boy once. Then like 4 months later he texts text me saying do you want to have sex, I said yes straight away because I thought this is going to be the only time I get to do it, but on the next day I said no, because I was scared that people might find out and treat me differently, and after that he disappeard, I'm still not sure what I am tbh, still working it out

>>735909565
I wasn't always like this, I peed in urinals just fine and socialized at school up until 8th grade.

>>735909304
lol what the fuck is your dads problem XD
ur fucking 11 yrs old u do dumb shit no need for a hard beating.

>>735907524

why don't you leave?

>>735909480
Its fun picking on u guys. If I sense a pee shy guy is in the stall I stand outside talking on my cellphone lol. Or play loud mobile games.

>>735909304
My dad would've done the same.

>>735909507

Fucking EXACTLY! Thanks man. That helps me feel a lot better.

Also explains why I watch so much weird porn. I want to try literally everything.

>>735906736
>i do it cause "normals" cant do it
come back when you got through puberty edgy summerfag

>>735909637
And also I put bottles of shampoo in my butt, it feels nice, I'm trying to stop because i convinced myself I'm not gay, but still not sure

>>735909482
That's incredibly interesting to me. Honestly.

Cause I know people that are the kinds that are just like. Dudes give me ragers and pussies are nasty and I can't relate to that like at all. I can't look at a man and go, I'd hit that. And it's also a weird thought that I genuinely enjoy getting the occasional rim job or a finger up the old starfish but only from a woman. I'll let them be in charge, take charge. But the thought of a dude to me, I'm not revolted by it but it's a vaguely uncomfortable thought I suppose?

Its a interesting subject for sure.

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>>735909304

>>735909801

This would be considered another form of autism. Quite the rebel there, Anon.

>>735909614
My older brother got my baby sitter waifu fired by blaming her on the shit he was stealing. I miss her even though its been like 15 years lol

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>>735909801
>I lurk in bathrooms when I sense a dude having trouble pissing

And you wanna make fun of people who don't like to piss in front of strangers?

When I was 7 I sucked my mum's tits while she was asleep

>>735909711
> XD
There is still need for beatings

>>735909304

your dad abused you dude. his fault not yours

>>735906460
You are the cancer of /b/

>>735909609
thanks

I tried out being a sissy with a domme just to see if I liked it.

I wasn't a fan of wearing all that make up and I don't look like a girl at all lmao

>>735909914

It is. And at the same time. I find traps and transexuals incredibly sexy. Maybe even more than women in some occasions. Maybe I just like women and dicks, minus the men (or a masculine body/face) unless they are amazingly built. I'm having an epiphany here.

>>735910225
Good for you?

>>735910065
>>735909951
I don't care lol. And I'm not rebelling or anything I just think its funny. I was pee shy for years but got over it. We all do stupid shit. At least I fess up to it.

>>735909507
do your realise that you could still kill someone just out of that curiosity.

Is it weird that l want to be raped?

>>735904906
Maybe you are not as straight as you think.
If you did it once for a milimeter, ok. Otherwise, try going gayclubing ?

hf

>>735910352
No. Very common

>>735910352
Its becoming more common now so I guess not.

>>735910263
Now see here's an interesting part to me. I don't like traps cause I can go, yeah that's a dude. But like if a chick had both and big'ol tits. Then I start to question myself kek

Sexuality is such an interesting thing. Fetishes and shit. It's nuts.

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lost my virginity to a bulgarian hooker. great stuff.

>>735902806
I molested an underclassmen as she slept

>>735902806

I love to browse /b/, I find it mostly disguting but also it is the pinacle of the internets.
Also, I feel /b/ is gathering way too much info for the inteligence department of our respective countries for its moto not to be true.

>>735910355
Straight guys like anal. Pegging is a thing for a reason anon.

>>735908911
can I ask you now question?
why do you assume that we know who you are and why do you feel like you need to justify yourself HERE

>>735910476
Ok thanks, just wanted to get some help, I'm really confused with my sexuallity, sometimes I just want to be fucked hard by a boy and sometimes I really like girls,

>>735910547
>underclassmen
Explain

>>735910476
But I'm not bi

>>735910659
Wear a lace thing lol. Guys will get the message.

>>735910572

Same. Odd isn't it, so wonderful yet so horrible; like a mech suit with an anal interface.

When I was eleven I tried to fuck my other boy-friend, but we stoped because we thought his mom is gonna come in the room

Diagnosed nymphomanic here. Cheatin on my girlfriend every few days. I love her but without sex things go down.

I had a brief weird affair type thing with a friend's mom when I was 16. She would have been in her late 40s at the time.
This was years ago but he and I are still friends. Different states but talk, play games, etc, normal stuff. I haven't seen his mom (in person at least) in ages and it would really upset him if he found out about it.
Even my wife doesn't know, but maybe that isn't very scandalous.

>>735910151
then why did he never tell anyone what I actually did? there was a fucking trial and he still never told anyone. he wouldnt even look at me he was so ashamed of me. but he never broke my secret. he had the chance to defend himself and probably even get me arrested but he never did.

>>735910812

>>735910812
:)

>>735903037
IA STRILL MISSAYOO TOOH MR SOLDIER WITH BIG DICK ANNA LOTTA MUNNNI

>>735910863
I feel ya fam, once I found out my friends mom was a horndog and a good cook I was there all the time lol. But in my case he knew and didn't give two shits lol

I swallow my cum when I ejaculate

>>735902806
>I buy guinea pigs just to kill them
I can't describe why i hate them so much even tho my gf owns 1

>>735910907
Bcuz ur still his son.

I suck my own dick, well at least I try to, and sometimes it works

>>735911109
Dude even rabbits hate guinea pigs lol buy a rabbit then u can jump those worthless fat rats together!

>>735910352
male or female?
male here and I am also quite fond of the idea. Don't know why tho

>>735907051
I actually hope you just fall over and die.

>>735908073
>>735908134
No, this is disgusting. Event for b standards.

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>>735907055
>but you don't have the bracers

>>735911253
Male, it's really weird, I just like the idea of someone going in at all power at fucking my ass.

>>735910977
U gotta think like prey if u wanna become prey. Guys love anal. Hell if I saw u flash ur thong in the men's room then no hesitation. Bring condoms. I got a few std s this way that condoms wud have

>>735902806
I murdered some woman when I was in my late teens,
>was homeless at the time and camping out in some woods
>wake up to my tent being attacked by branch/stick
>open tent and bolt out with large serrated knife half asleep
>see figure holding long stick
>flailing my arms but with strong force
>struck person
>they fall to ground
>adrenaline kicks in
>start going to town on this person
>eyes focus in on what im doing
(was shocked and half asleep that most of the attack was visibly blurred)
>was a woman in her mid 40s look rough so probaly also homeless
>spend two whole days cutting the meat from the bone and burning it all
>chunks of person meat being cooked until black and then throwing in different directions
>bones i threw on the fire and when it was all out i just smashed them to pieces with the stick she was beating me with

fuck her crazy bitch, was self defense
>used the stick and basically just destroyed the earth where it all happened
>packed up my shit and left
>remember throwing knife in a stream not too far from where it happened

not saying what country

>>735911444
And also, I'm not gay, so it's really confusing, don't you think? For me, I'd just like to have something in my ass because it feels SOO good

>>735902806
I lost mine to a 40+ year old hooker, I was on an interstate piss trip with the boys and I left our hostel after everyone had fallen asleep, caught a taxi to the main strip, got money out of an atm and started looking for a hooker, god we are pieces of shit haha

>>735909801
>mobile games
>being over the age of 15 and having games on your phone

>>735911496
And also, I'm not gay, so it's really confusing, don't you think? For me, I'd just like to have something in my ass because it feels SOO good

>>735911496
Before, I used to put shampoo bottles in my ass coz I felt good, but now I stoped

>>735911608
>not saying what country
Has to be some desolate shithole considering the smell of burning human flesh is extremely noticeable from quite a long ways away.

>>735910907
There's a difference between "I will not enter a reason" and "this is my shitty reason" when you're defending your case. He did what's best for himself legally, and you can bet he told his lawyer, who told him to keep that shit quiet. Jacking off a dog is not bestiality anywhere by law, and cannot get you any kind of charge except for animals abuse if the dog was injured. You're kinda weird for doing it, but you've done nothing "illegal" like you seem to think. I imagine you're putting too much stock into your guilt because the idea was beaten into you.

If your father spoke up about his reason, he'd be guaranteed to be sentenced as if he were unable to control himself in the least. This way, he left doubt and implied that he may have had a reason to do so that would be justifiable. That's just how the law works. He acted in his best interest and you didn't do anything wrong legally. Be glad you triggered that unstable time-bomb when you did, or it could have been someone less suited to take the heat for it, or even had him get off free with assaulting someone else.

>>735904996
That's misleading. There's still pretty much nowhere you can legally fuck a 13 y/o, because all the cities have their own laws about it which are higher. It's pretty much on par with the US, with maybe one countryside where you can get away with it.

>>735906784
A cat murderer can't redeem himself? That's ridiculous. Are you cancer?

>>735907207
Nah, I'm a guy and she's a girl.

>>735906784
Most people here have a bad upbringing. maybe you're better than us and need to leave.

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>>735910572
PLEASE listen to me
You should leave NOW
/b/ consumes people. At first it is just fun, but soon you will see yourself only spending your time on here.
/b/ desensitizes you.
One day you will wake up and notice that YLYL threads aren't funny anymore. Rekt threads aren't disgusting anymore. Feels threads don't cause any emotions to you anymore

/b/ is a trap isolating you until you are fucked on every level. You have the chance to get away now before the trap snaps and keeps you here forever.
Please take this serious as can see my older self in you. /b/ ruined my social life and made me depressed.
leave while you can

Shoved my cousins lava lamp in my ass

Had a wank in my nan's bed while she was sleeping next to me, she wasn't actually sleeping tho

>>735910275
how? how did you get over it?? I'm 26 and my stepdad used to yell at me over this, I've tried drinking so much water that I was just cycling it through my kidneys without hardly any color at all, I've gone so far as to leave a party and hike over a mile to the most remote part I can find before I can relieve myself and go back later.

I've been to three separate doctors a specialist and two general doctors and they all examined my prostate and said "welp, tough shit, stay at home to urinate."

I jerked my uncle off by choice, but he taught me how to suck my own cock

>>735912109
You're just a weak minded fag if you can't use your self control. >>735912247

>>735911608
>crushing bones with a stick

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>>735912109
You can't leave trust me I've tried

>>735907051
I love you cat-killer
Dont let these people tell you what to do
Live your life

>>735911897
Uganda
but I don't recommend unless you are planning on getting aids or already have it

>>735912325
Wdym self control, Idk she could hear me or anything, plus I was 11

>>735912247
same with my mom

>>735902806
I'm into guys and girls

>>735912418
Thanks, they're just overreacting and exaggerating about nothing and something that will never be known anyways

>>735903037
its one thing to get pussywhipped by a slutty bitch, but to get emotionally involved with a women you give money to fuck...

gentlemen, welcome to leading edge of autismo-faggotry.

>>735912325
I don't think that was addressed to me

>>735902806

once I used friend's mom's dildo on my prepuce whilst breathing into a pair of her dirty panties.

wow i never shot so far.

I'm addicted to porn and fantasize about sex virtually constantly, especially with students.

One time my friend came over and we were going to sleep in the same bed because of space reasons. While I was sleeping he started to jack off furiously. I woke up but decided not to say anything to avoid weird conversations, plus he had his dick in his hand. I still haven't told anyone this

>>735912587
hot AF

>>735907562
I know that feel bro ... I'm 31, I'm a (not kissless) virgin, I've never had a job and I live with my dad.
I spend all my time on my PC. :D

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I... I don't seed any of my torrents.

>>735912832
YOU MONSTER !!!!!!

>>735912801
that was a very sad :D

When I was 10 I found a dildo under my mom's pillow, I didn't know what it was so I licked it, tasted weird so I put it back down

I set up two abusive people with each other and they killed each other. I feel some regret over that since the guy was actually cool when he wasn't screaming at someone.

I have broken up several marriages early on in my family once I noticed that things were not good. Examples include: getting a friend to record himself fucking with the guy's wife and putting it online to prove it to him, "accidentally" getting someone else's mail that had tons of terrible credit card expenses in it and "innocently" asking my cousin what it was so he'd see his wife's several thousand dollar spending spree she tried to hide (she would have gotten caught eventually anyway), and sending like 3 different drug runner boys to my brother's house to get him arrested because I knew he beats his wife. (cops got him just in time that night when I called about the drugs. It was bad. She had broken ribs.)

Replaced all the windows sounds on a public computer with sexual moans. It was unsecured and they kept using it for almost a week. I don't regret this one at all.
>>735912111
Was it turned on? Did it turn you on?
>>735912832
you can go ahead and fuck right off

i like pizza with pineapple on it

>>735906026
You're a disgusting piece of shit.

>>735912886
holy fuck a girl told me the same exact story a couple years ago

love this man. can do no wrong. makes sense. the known universe needs him.

>>735903037
Captain Save-a-Hoe

>>735911851
i ruined this by lying about it from the start then. i should have told everyone and then offed myself. im sure it would have been kept quiet if Id told mom and the sheriff

I've gotten a girl pregnant and taken her to get an abortion. I pretty much raped my 12 year old cousin when I was 13. With the exception of fentanyl and some designer drugs I've done every drug, including but not limited to heroin, cocaine, meth, pcp, and ketamine

>>735912896
No, I thought it would hurt coz it would be hot

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>>735912832

>>735912987
That's weird *)

I think I got abused by my brother when I was 8 or something. I know that he told me that he wanted to try something and then he tried to rape me anally. I only got that recently still don't know how to think about it
any advice /b/?

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>>735906949
QeQ

>>735902806
>no disco house
>no future funk
>no electo swing
>no italio disco
>no eurobeat
Pleb

>>735902806
That, I want to fuck my cousin

>>735910607

>Straight guys
>Pegging

Choose one and only one faggot lmao

>>735905857
>>735905857
I like butt stuff. I'm a straight man. Their butt. my stuff. But that's all I like.

>>735913037
Lying is definitely bad, but I think it's kinda overshadowed by what actually happened. The truth of it is that you were beaten dangerously
(not as would be proper for a father to discipline a son), he went to jail for child abuse, he should have and would have gone to jail for child abuse anyway, and if he couldn't express his anger any better than he did, he was probably going to blow up on someone else eventually.