ITT: we discuss the most socially inacceptable thing we did

This is fucking great.

top kek

>>735901088
your mom

>>735902262
its also your grandmother
respect her

>>735901088
gold!

Annnnd then she goes to the nurse / principal who then calls the police and they take the DNA. Dumbass.

I used to beat off to the sound of my little sister fucking her boyfriend.

I once fapped in a math classroom in secondary education hiding with my jacket.
I jizzed.
No one noticed.

>>735902693
That's just sad

>>735902799
What's even sadder is that I used to swipe her panties from the dirty laundry hamper and masturbate with them.

>>735902923
A couple of times I jizzed in the crotch of her clean panties and put them back in her drawer, too.

we'll see
but i think the girl said it was cum as a joke
anyway, i doubt they are shocked enough to talk about it to an adult
they wiped it all, so no way for an adult to check if it was really jizz

>>735903134
oops, i meant to reply to this guy >>735902686

>>735901088
OP is a god

>>735901088
It's unacceptable you damn moron

>>735903266
sorry, im not a native english speaker

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>>735901088

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cmon /b/ your turn now

Fuck a half black girl. She was hot though.

>>735903725
I have a panic disorder and can have a panic attack at the drop of a hat if something startles me. 90% of the time it's fine, but sometimes it happens in public and then it's a shitshow.

The worst example is when someone nearly backed into me while getting out of a parking space. They turned their engine on and lurched out instantly without checking. I jumped and had a panic attack immediately. Sometimes I'll turn and run but this time I walked over to her door, opened it and started yelling the nastiest shit I've ever spoke right into her face. I can't remember any of it but my wife says it was mainly about smashing her car up and beating on her while her kids watched. I then burst into tears and fell over. She left having no idea what the fuck just happened and why this fag just went ape shit over a simple mistake.

Someone phoned the cops and a PCSO came over to speak to me. This isn't the first time they've had to speak to me; I once headbutted some kid who was mouthing off after the same thing happened, and they know it's a medical condition rather than me being a cunt just because. They were actually pretty understanding and gave me a lift home.

I don't go to that part of town now in case someone recognizes me.

Probably same thing I shared in secrets thread. I blackmailed my sis into getting naked for me and sucking me off.

Yes I know I'm fucked up.

>>735903392
>>735903266
Yeah. Give him a fucking break.

1 > go to friend's house
> his sister is hot as fuck
>she came back in house after a party
>left her dress in bathroom after changed
>ask if i could use the bathroom
>find her dress still hot with her smell
>horny as fuck
>jerk off, came in the toilet, no one noticed

>>735902686
And what would they compare it to? Dumbass.

>>735904589
This

>>735904423
didn't think those kind of disorder existed

>>735904562
nice

>>735904589
i'm not registered to the police (never been to the station) but maybe they store the DNA it in their database and then if i get caught someday for whatever reason, they can find it

>>735904495
greentext that shit, I wana hear more!

>>735904589
The international semen database. Duhh

Sometimes i like to came into food, before a launch with parents or friends. I have some cousins and friends very hot. It is fucking horny to watch the unconscious girls eat the food with my cum.

>>735904495
Story?

>>735901088
streaked a highschool football game going on near my house when i was like 17. outran two fat cops easily, this was like 9 years ago though so noone got it on their potato phones. Which im glad for honestly.

>>735904786
>didn't think those kind of disorder existed

Yeah, it's pretty shitty at times. It's a brain chemistry thing where I react to minor stuff how most people would react to a life or death situation. I logically know it's dumb, I know there's no need to act like it, but it's like not being in control of yourself for a time. Your body goes 'fight or flight' to confront or run away from whatever it feels is so dangerous. In my case that can be something as small as a car backfiring.

It doesn't get in the way of things that much, but I spend a lot of time indoors so I can at least manage it if it does happen. Easier to freak out and break something in my own home than in public.

>>735905115
Have you ever freaked out while watching a modern horror movie from a jumpscare scene?

>>735905247
Never! I actually love horror or stuff with jump scares, it's nice to find being scared funny or enjoyable rather than having a panic attack.

>>735905115
that's probably why it does happen, you'd be more in control if you dealt with this kind of shit regularly. I spend alot of time indoors too and my blood fucking boils from the drama when i go out in real life.

>>735905359
Interest

Do you remember the 1st time this happened?

>>735905419
>that's probably why it does happen, you'd be more in control if you dealt with this kind of shit regularly

It's a physical problem with my brain rather than a psychological condition. I had Hydrocephalus when I was born and this was (luckily) the only lasting symptom. Exposure wouldn't necessarily help that much but I understand where you are coming from.

another one (i'm OP)

>be me
>be 17 (last year)
>my mom asks me to walk neighbors dog coz neighbors are in vacation or some shit
>they have a terrace so i just have to open the door and let the autistic dog poop up here
>the dog grunts and is shaking a lot from being autistic
>whatever
>i know the neighbors daughter since im little
>she used to babysit me as a kid
>only a few years older than me (like 25)
>i remember her farting on me
>and me sniffing her ass
>also remember her taking a bath and asking me to wash her
>too shy at the time
>regret now, and get horny about her
>back to story
>steal her panties in the laundry basket
>wank my diamond hard cock
>sniff her pussy juice stained panties
>decide to cum somewhere fun
>toothbrush
>thick cum is now impregnated in toothbrush
>mom asks me several times to walk the autistic dog
>repeat operation and cum in soap bottle, toothpaste, pillow, drawer, etc...
>i even found her vibrator and came on it
>she never found out

next time my mom asks me to walk the dog, i have a master plan:
>cum in syringe (last story gave me this idea)
>but with needle this time
>buy condom
>puncture condom envelope (not condom) with needle
>inseminate envelope with my semen
>condom is now cum soaked, both sides
>my cum will enter her flower-scented pussy
>nice

>jizzed on toothbrush left it
>jizzed in shampoo left it
>jizzed in body lotion left it
>jizzed on clothes left it
>jizzed on walls left it
>stuck hairbrush up my ass
>left it

>>735905834
that is fucking acoustic dude

>>735905467
I was 5 or 6 and I was on a motion simulator alone. My parents didn't want to go on it and waited outside. There was a jump scare and I lost it instantly, started pleading with this random guy to stop the ride. He had no idea what was happening but took me out to my parents. I was white as a sheet apparently and threw up just after. I don't remember a lot of it, so that's second hand, but that's the first one anyone one is aware of.

The first one I remember I was out to dinner with my girlfriend of the time, I was 19. We were just about to leave when there was a problem with my card and the waiter got shitty for some reason. I reacted like he was attacking me personally and started having a panic attack. I hadn't been diagnosed then and honestly thought I was having a heart attack or something, so I ran out of the restaurant to get some air. My girlfriend was left to sort the bill and was pretty angry till she found me outside, jet white and sweating buckets and basically hiding in a back alley across the street.

>>735901088
greentext show

>be me
>last year
>went in mountain with 4 friends to have fun and eat togheter
>don't know why, i get horny
>everyone was sleeping and drunk, me too
>started walk in the forest
>enough away from the place
>sit on a rock, start masturbating watching porn
>came on rocks
>came back, nothing happened

>>735906095
>I masturbated alone and no one saw or knew that I did

Oh gee that's some unacceptable shit right there

>>735906095
another story

>be me
>with actual girlfriend, she's very open and pervert
>going on mountain
>a place with families, kids, pic nic
>starting thing about pervert things to do
>get horny
>we were a little isolated from families
>girlfriend starts ride me with leggings, mi dick goes big in pants
>ride and ride
>she came with an intense orgasm
>realize there was a couple behind us, not too far
>realize they saw everything
>don't give a fuck

>>735904793
Not much to say.
>I found out she has Kik acc so I created one myself to fuck with her.
>Soon it turned out she's big slut.
>It was easy to get nudes.
>Firstly I just fapped to them, but then I wanted more
>so one weekend when parents were away I just came to her room and showed her what I have
>I threatened to post them online
>of course she tried to threaten me with parents, police, then beg but finally agreed to striptease
>I felt I'm in strong position so I demand that she will masturbate in front of me
>of course I heard how disgusting I am etc, but she did it
>when I decided it's enaugh I just said I deleted few pics and left, she got really mad
>I just said some shit like "I bet it made you horny anyway you slut and don't do anything stupid or I will post it online"
>when I left she was crying and shaking

>later in night I woke up because of some noise
>turned out bitch tried to delete them from my phone
>she's dumb because 1) I have my phone password protected 2) I already copied them somewhere else
>so as punishment for misbehaving I forced her to suck my dick
>she stopped mid bj and begged me to let her go and delete, so I "helped" her finish
>next day parents came back
>two days later parents busted into my room really mad, apparently she said them
>demanded to see my pc and phone, I agreed
>they checked it all, found nothing
>so I just said she tried to get me in trouble because I didn't let her do a party with friends on weekend
>since my sis is a bitch and previously lied to get revenge on people (on me too) and parents know this then they believed me
>later I just said sis she will have to work harder now to get those deleted
>since then i didn't do anything "bigger" because i would need parents away at least for whole day

So I guess I will get more fun. Unfortunately last time when parents left for weekend my sis decided to spend night at friends place.

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>end of school year
>steal dead fish from science lab
>sneak it into classmate's bottle during recess
>classmate walks back, everyone laughing at him (confused.jpg)
>sees dead fish in his bottle
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>nobody suspects me cause I'm the good kid
>somebody else got blamed
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>>735906388
pretty sure that's rape. Beware that she doesn't film it next time!

>>735901088
Encouraged my 18 year old gf to go on craigslist and find a bbc to suck

>>735906728
This, you dun goof'ed anon.

By making it this big a deal you're getting it closer and closer to the point she snaps and goes to the authorities.

Even without much hard evidence it'll be a thorn in your side. Have fun at family events, getting work locally and so on. Hopefully you get a judge that's understanding to her case and you get sent down.

>>735906898
Im aware of that. I know I should stop (or don't start at all) but even thinking about fact that I can force her to do something, that I will see her defeated, begging, crying is making me rock hard.

>>735906746
did she?

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>>735904589
The global semen database of course!

>>735907304
Can you supply nudes anon?

>>735907304
Things have a way of working themselves out. If you genuinely get off on causing that kind of misery (it's not like she's getting off on this; she despises you) to a family member then you'll get your time to feel shitty eventually. For all the misery you cause her, you'll feel just as miserable.

It'll either be through jail and shunning from your closest friends and family, or by years and years of crippling guilt and depression once you're emotionally mature enough to understand why what you're doing is so shitty.

Whatever the case I'm not gonna change your mind. You do you, but remember that actions have consequences and the more you feel you are in control, the harder it'll hit when you realize you're not.

>>735907516
>all this white knighting, redditor spacing garbage
post moar fucked up shit plox. this is boring.

>>735907448
this

>>735907448
Sorry, but no. Maybe I'm fucked up in the head but I'm careful. So no Kik name, no pic, basically nothing.

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>>735901088
maximum kek

>>735901088
when i was eleven i tried to hit on a supermarket employee twice my age

>>735907561
Sorry I ruined your totally secret edgy club where we can LARP about rape because society just doesn't understand us.

>Guize I raped a girl and I hate niggers lets do a raid rule 1 and 2 amirite

Is that better?

>>735907337
>>735906746

Yeh some fucking nigerian old enough to be her dad. Who once he had throat fucked her until she cried, just picked her up one handed (she was petite) and slid her down him cock and didnt stop til he had cum despite her telling him she wasnt on birth control.

>>735905834
That's some MTV Unplugged shit right there due

>>735907761
men are physically designed to rape women. Getting near uncontrollable urges while also being far physically superior. pretty sure nature fucking intended this.

>>735905031
That's what you think. I happen to have a case with two "fat" cops who said they chased down a streaker In late 2008 and I happen to get it captured. Good thing your IP is traceable so we can get the ball rolling for a petty fine! Woo!

>>735901088
I used to think niggers were human.

>>735907939
Nature also intended us to eat our weakest child and smear shit everywhere. We are more than biology and I think you know that. If you're using the biology of primitive man to justify rape in the modern day then your an Olympic tier mental gymnast.

>>735904423
you sound like an utter asshole

>>735904896
This scares me because I can't understand it and the only things I do understand sounds very strange

>>735907516
I know this is shitty. I know I really shouldn't do any of this. It's not like I'm not aware of that. When I left her room I went to toilet and fapped I went back to my room. I passed near hers doors and I heard her crying. The same crying that made me hard maybe 10 minutes earlier made me feel like shit. But when she came to delete photos I didn't remember guilt. I wanted to show her again who's in charge.

Maybe I should seek help. But also as I type this I think what could I do with her.

>>735908149
I feel like one when I act like that. No need to remind me. It's frustrating as fuck but it's something I am totally 100% not able to control. I stay inside whenever possible to stop it affecting other people.

>>735908300
You sound awfully cute

>>735908223
Seek help if this isn't just a LARP.

If you keep going it'll blow up in your face, guaranteed, and you'll feel like a right cunt for not listening to your conscience telling you how retarded you're being.

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>>735908381
Thanks mate.

holy shit so much autism take your asses to /r9k/

>>735906388
>Unfortunately last time when parents left for weekend my sis decided to spend night at friends place.
Gee, I wonder why!

>>735908439
>trying to promote board quality on /b/

It's a fools errand son. If you can't beat 'em, shitpost.

Broke up with ex via text. She wanted to get back together so I went down to see her. Must have been desperate, she sucked my dick in a railway station (?!) on the bridge between the tracks. We didn't get busted, but I split with her the next morning, again via text. Haven't seen her since. We had dated for two years prior. Was years ago, best part was... I came as a train went under the bridge. Would do again.

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>>735907762
thats the hottest thing ive read on here

>>735906356
>Mi
Hablas español?

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>>735908223
>Maybe I should seek help.
Nigger, I'll help...don't stop until you get her to suck you clean after being balls deep in her ass. This will be a short lived opportunity. You must make the most of it while you can. Ask for forgiveness later, after the once in a life time memories.

>>735908510
Yeah man, I have no idea too

>>735907939
>men are uncontrollable animals

so, i guess you're no better than a nigger

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Posted a female friend's phone number and pics on here, including a nip slip.

Pic related

>>735908510
Maybe because she was invited by her friend. Not everything is connected, cismale white devil faggot.

>>735903077
how didnt she notice?

>>735908723
There is no chance that she would allow me that. She had big problem with sucking me so I guess if I would demand anal she would stop giving a fuck about nudes.

>>735908978
She did but that faggot is too autistic to realize it.

>>735901088
Most socially unacceptable thing I've done?

>Be me
>Be white
>Be male
>Be heterosexual

>15
>Out to lunch with mom and bro at cheesecake factory
>get the urge to fap
>beeline to bathroom
>twice
>mightynuts.jpg
>into toilet, don't flush, let someone else find it, conserving water
>food was cold when I got back, mom thought I was sick
>got hard again on the way out

>>735909258
This

>>735908901
She told all of her friends at the sleepover about how you blackmailed her, made her show her curves off and even got a bj when she was in defense mode trying to delete pictures, AFTER you made her cry and reevaluate her entire life a few times. When you try and get a job in your town a few years down the line one of the girls from the sleepover, or one of their friends who heard about this will be the one interviewing you. It's a small world, bitch. Good luck.

>>735905834
Semen dies after 3 hours outside, so make it count

>>735909258
>>735909375
you sick fucks

>>735902693
how old was she?

>>735909433
with the envelope, i think it can last at least half a day, even with a small hole poked, its almost sealed

>>735902711
>I jizzed.
>No one noticed.
so, like all your sexual encounters then?

>>735909404
You are not responding to me.

That was me:
>>735908793

Also who the fuck know what will happen in next few years. Maybe I will go abroad to work there, beybe I will move to other city, maybe tomorrow a car will hit me and I will die. Who the fuck knows

doing gods work

I jerked off in public under a bridge once.

I couldn't cum because it arched right over a somewhat busy highway.

Surprised nobody seen me...and if someone did, nothing happened.

>>735901088

College party. Everyone ended up naked, but because we were all doing so many drugs, nothing sexual happened (besides me in the shower with two chicks who were grabbing my cock while we washed paint off of each other). So as the party wound down, I went back to my room to get in bed with my girlfriend (4 of us guys shared a house...there were 3 chicks and 4 guys all partying together). I hear my housemate in the room next to mine trying to get my girl's best friend to fuck him. Played white knight. Knocked on the door and asked if she needed a ride home. She said hell yeah. Took her to her house and fucked the shit out of here. In her bed. In the shower. In the ass. Came back and got into bed with my girlfriend. My buddy was not pissed...good looking man-whore just stepped out and fucked someone else after I left.

>>735909608
If you're fine with the concept of dropping everything currently important in your life and starting again then great. That's still not the worst case scenario; that'd be prison and the sex offenders register.

Guaranteed she told her friend when she stayed over. I'd place bets on her friend trying to convince her to go the cops. Not looking good for you, and that's exactly what you deserve.

If you want to move and start again, you better do it soon before this blows up in your retard face.

>>735909102
You've got the right instinct. Work your way up to that. Have her cuddle with you while watching a movie. Have her hug and kiss you hello and goodbye. Do the 36 fall inlove questions thing (https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together). Have her join you in the shower and wash you down. Get her to send more pics or let you take some. Have her tell you shit you know she doesn't want your folks to know. Ease into the sex while building up more to blackmail her with. You've got this anon.

>>735909796
>have her develop Stockholm Syndrome

Don't. Just give up your pathetic little power trip and admit you fucked up. The longer this goes and the more you fuck with her the worse it'll be for you.

>>735904562
can we hear more about his sister ? a photo too maybe ?

>>735901088
>be me
>be 27
>horny as fuck
>roomates not home
>go to the somewhat attractive one's room
>dildo with dry something on it
>search for dirty underwear
>manage to find dirty panties
>get dildo
>put panties on
>masturbate furiously
>cum
>all flaky dry stufff is gone
>start to get paranoid
>put a little cum in dildo so it seems flaky when dry
>leave dildo and panties where I found them

Funny thing is I did dis almost every day for about 3 months.

>>735909404
>>735909783
How's that bleeding cunt of yours doing. Judging by your posts, it might be bothering yoj a tad and causing you to lash out.

>>735909726
Great story bro.

>>735909726
Bro your buddy was smug and happy because he banged your girl with the energy you portayed into her friend by driving her home and fucning her. Your girl and your bro obviously knew what was up and took the high road and fucked eachother. That wss probably intense. He got back at you for taking his lay away by banging your girl, and she obviously has suppressed sexual tension built up and you literally left for a while. I wonder how hard they fucked, and how cucked you are to never realize or even get the inside scoop by the people who were around. Kek

>>735910094
>guise I raped a girl lets go on a raid rules 1&2 don't forget our secret club, fuck the niggers amirite

Is that better you edgy teenage wank stain?

>>735909907
Why do you hate young love? Who hurt you as a child? Was it a bad teacher? No friends to spend lunch time with? Did fido's knot hurt and frighten you? It's ok, you can open up and tell dirty Uncle /b/.

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>>735906388
not only are you severely autistic but you've also molested your own family member. i hope she gets a bf/husband and he beats your ass

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>>735910094
I'm being a reasonable person by giving you a dose of reality; something you're clearly not familiar with. Get your shit together quick, son.

>>735909783
Mate, I can't really argue with that. Whatever will happen I deserve it. You didn't say anything I didn't thought about. It's not like I'm clueless.

>>735909796
That sounds like "how to go to jail in few easy steps". I don't really know if I want to escalate it further. Parents are leaving for few days on Sunday so I guess that's a chance to do something. But this something can even be talking with her and asking for forgiveness.

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>>735906388

>>735904423
>PCSO
Polk county?

>>735907939
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOGIC

if you can't control your own urges why should you be deemed responsible to hold any position of authority as a man?

>>735910330
Sheeeeeiiiit I forgot bfs and husbands that love their woman go insane and kill uncles/brothers over shit like this. It's instinctual to kill off the weak so they not around for their own offspring. This guy is fucked lmao. I bet the sister opens up to anyone who will listen. And this is the main topic of discussion to any open ear.

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>>735910213
>teenage wank stain?
Come on, do better than that. You just sound stupid right now. I can't be both alive and a wank stain. Learn some basic biology. Also, triggered?

>>735910415

You are pretty fucking clueless if you're not shitting yourself waiting for the police to nick you by now. You're clueless if you're still considering doing anything, and you're clueless if you're entertaining the idea that this won't come back and bite you.

Plead to your sister, check yourself into a psychiatric ward and hope she pities you rather than despises you, or else you'll end up in court sooner or later. You think you feel bad about it all now? Wait until you're sitting in the booth listening to your sister tell everyone in court, your parents included, exactly what you put her through.

>>735905967
Shit I hardly remember the last time I heard something that acoustic.

>sharing house with three friends
>all girls
>all pretty hot
>I finish work at least 1 hour before them
>get home super early one day
>decide to fap
>notice pile of washing in one girls room
>underwear tantalizingly on top
>grab pair
>wank like a circus chimp with 8 arms and 4 cocks
>decide to keep panties
>repeat with other girls panties
>build up collection of around 10 pairs
>they never seem to notice

Lived with them for about a year, then moved out with a stash of around 10 or 15 pairs. They never seemed to miss them, strangely...

>>735910643
This.

>>735910522
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you teenage wank stain? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>735910415
Kek. He's breaking. I detect sweat from the key algorithm

>>735904896
Green text mate

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>>735905967
Saucing your post for you

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>>735902686
>be police
>some faggot cunt comes in with cum on her face
>tell her it's going to be ok, well catch the nigger that did this
>pull DNA test kit out of fanny pack
>swap evidence and run analysis
>comes back with no match
>mfw the perp is white

>>735904562
This but with her panties ,9 old.

>>735910643

Why should he be shitting himself? Is there any actual evidence that proves what he did? Frankly, pleading to the sister is the WORST idea possible, since it gives her an opportunity to record the blackmailing as it happens.

I would recommend getting rid of any pictures, and proceeding as if none of this had ever happened. You are lucky to have gotten away with it so far, I would just let your sister know (very subtly) that the pictures are gone and you are done asking her for anything. It will encourage her to just move on as well.

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>>735910381
Oh golly gee, I insulted two crybaby cunts at once. How could I be so careless to lump similar faggotry together instead of singling them out one at a time?

>>735910958
Why do you have images of babies saved? Bad enough you rape your sister and have back jokes/insults, but this? Come on man. Check yourself in and get some help before you hurt other members of society that aren't family.

>>735904423
Nice being white, isn't it.

>>735910933
Even if he's deleted the pics, they'll be evidence he owned them somewhere.

She went to the parents with the same issue in the past, so there's a history of her making such claims.

Her personal testimony will also likely hold a fair amount of weight.

Even if he doesn't go down, there's enough here for a muddy court battle that'll ruin him one way or the other.

I suggested pleading because moving on will just make his sister more resentful later when she realizes he got away with all this, and she might drag him to court later. He should go for pity and hope he comes across as crazy and ill rather than creepy. You're less likely to fuck up the life of your mentally ill brother than your sexual deviant brother who got bored of you and stopped.

>>735910415
>But this something can even be talking with her and asking for forgiveness.
That never goes well. Either just move the fuck on and refuse to talk about it while still living at home or double down and get more blackmail material. Going backwards is going to put you in a weak position where you'll end up admitting what you've done in an ill guided attempt to "make it right". You pussy out now and all the shit femanon is cunt crying over will come true.

>>735911219
The thing that saved me was my doctor and therapist, not my ethnicity. The first time the cops got involved they didn't just understand straight away and were looking to book me for something.

>>735911219
Tumblr??

>>735911226
The dude is literally mentally ill by doing these actions. Not treating her like a living person. Not considering her perspective. Not thinking about consequences. He can plea insanity and get pity rather than be a sexually deviant creep.

>>735909579
>>I jizzed.
>>No one noticed.
>so, like all your sexual encounters then?
If an autistic kid jizzes in the forest and there's no one around to notice, is he still the OP?

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>>735901088

>buy "acid"
>turns out to not be acid
>get drunk bc you got stiffed
>walking home from bar
>some faggot in big muh truck following me
>cops show up
>get aggravated bc just going home
>get put in cop car
>take to hick county jail
>not saying a word to the cops bc that's my right
>get put on "suicide watch" in drunk tank
>have to give them all my clothes and wear some pad thing around my body
>whatever im just going to go to sleep
>take off pad thing and use as bedding
>catch hick guard lady looking at my little junk
>lay down
>start to have onset of the fake acid or whatever it was
>can't sleep
>have to poop all the sudden
>no toilet
>ask to use toilet
>NO NO NO
>squat down over grate on floor and poop on it
>SO stinky
>feel naighty
>sit down and fap
>stand up and cum on window of door while hich lady guard watches in all its glory
>doesnt say anything
>lay down to force sleep mode
>hear various cops thorughout the night complaining of the poop smell
>lulz
>get out next day with fine
>wait ALL day long
>call friend
>get some blow and have lulz about my story

>>735911315
This x100
He's fucked either way. Dude is bananas. Who does that to family..

>>735906728
And I'm pretty sure he invented this shit, he can't post the nudes because he doesn't have any

>>735911564
no he's not me (OP)

>>735911654
shut up you autist

>>735911618
>felt the need to jerk off right then and there

i don't get it but ok

>>735911618
u fuckin chimp

>>735911080
You are all sorts of mixed up. The internet is my /b/ folder, downsie. I'm definitely not the person you think i am.

>>735901088


>inacceptable

>>735911916
are you retarded ?
its spelled "unacceptable"
fucking mong

>>735905834
So she's going to use a strange condom that showed up out of no where and its package is punctured and injected with cum. Apparently you are a flaming retard.

>>735910768
Maybe he is. It's not like I wasn't afraid anyway

>>735910458
Nope, that anon's a britfag through & through.

>>735911856
>parents find his folders
Muh secret klub mom u wouldn't get if
>confronted psychologically
im not who u think i am

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>>735911809
>>735911817

hey felt like the thing at the time. im not exactly proud of it but it is what it is.

as displeasing as it may sound, our "civility" is only a fine veneer. we are animals. this thread is about "most socially unacceptable things we did". i own up to it. i mean it's not like im a kid toucher, or somebody who would spit in your food no metter how much of a cunt you may be as a guest.

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>>735906388

>>735904423

maybe they know how to mirror.

snob ladies do this all the time in the grocery store parking lot

they will beep their horns like maniacs even though can clearly see them in my mirrors

from basic ones to more weird ones

>regularly wanks in stepmother dirty panties
>There's always a pair somewhere always smelly
>I can't fucking resist

>At a friend house
>This guy is drowning in pussy
>when he's not in the room notice panties laying on the ground
>sniff them, pretty fresh
>couldn't cum in it, didn't have time

>Younger but at the house of the same friend
>notice all the thongs of his hot older sister in bathroom
>try to find dirty one but couldn't

>I fucked myself several times with my stepmothers dildos
>Tried all the one that didn't seem to be used frequently
>The anal beads were fucking great times
>But very messy, a lot of shit
>Clean them put them where they belongs

>Tried some of my mothers dildo
>She has a fucking huge collection
>And they're fucking big
>But pretty much a great time too

>I watch "secretly" my stepmother when she's in panties
>Often fap when she's outside topless from my window
>I know she's a fucking whore and that's why my dad married her
>I hope to fuck her even tho she's becoming more and more ugly

That's all i have from memory. I remember that younger i liked seeing my stepmother bush. I was probably very young because I was often on my parent's bed. I liked the smell too. I really think she wants to fuck me. I can see in the way she behave that she wants to prove to herself that she could get a young man like me.

>>735911996
i don't plan on injecting my whole ejaculation, just a tiny bit so it could be confused with lube

also, wearing any condom is better than not having a condom at all, which is a situation you can easily get into

i admit that my idea is probably never going to happen but its a long shot

>>735911226
>>735911547
The world doesn't work the way hou two think it does. No one, outside of the immediate family, cares about forced sibling rape. People should but they just don't. Even the immediate family is hard pressed to care about coerced sibling sexual interactions except out of fear that their family will have to be shackled with the incest taboo. No cops will get involved. No computer sluthes will get involved. No sister friends will get involved. Maybe, some disappointed parents and some yelling but they will happily cover ever thing up out of fear of being seen as the world's worst parents. As long as the parents or sister can't find his copy of the nudes, this /b/tard has all the power over his sister.

>>735901088
I have tasted my cousins cum 2 times and he doesnt know anything.

>>735912504
Wrong

>>735912515
Why tho

>>735911627
>Who does that to family
Most humans throughout time would. Learn history and you'll see how sick humans can be and often are.

Since everyones going on about jacking it, I lay on a sofa bed with my ex imagining her fucking my brother while she slept, bust a nut with out even touching my dick

>>735911652
Ageed, anon.

>>735911226

Drag him to court on what basis? "My brother found nudes and blackmailed me into blowing him" seems like a weak basis for probable cause to make an arrest, much less seize his computer equipment or subpoena an ISP. I do agree though that her testimony could cause a lot of problems potentially, BUT is she likely to give a 100% honest testimony up front? Women rarely tell the whole truth immediately, which compromises their credibility. Just a thought.

Even if she did drag him into court, it would become a he-said she-said, in which she would be exposed as a huge slut. My guess is that she has some desire to just let this be over, assuming the guy is smart enough to signal to her that he is done with the blackmail.

Also, asking for pity and magnifying what happened can go wrong, too. Frankly, if this girl is sucking/fucking a lot of guys anyways, a blowjob just is not a big deal. He should respectfully let her know it's done, but not project weakness, either. Women can sense weakness and despise it utterly. Being taken advantage of by a weak man is one of their utmost fears and anxieties, hence their utter hatred for beta males.

>>735910738
Grade D shitpost, 'kiddo.'

Try again.

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>>735912833
I literally have no interest in proving you wrong.
>>735912902
Sounds smart

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>be 24
>lead singer of popular indie rock band
>playing show in hometown at bff's nightclub
>Miami
>do blow and drink all evening
>take stage with half of Bolivia lodged in sinus
>one minute into first song boulder of coke dislodges in nose
>lands on vocal cord
>start gagging
>gonna puke
>in front of ~1000 people
>grab cup of beer
>turn around during instrumental part
>sneakily vomit into cup
>return to front of stage
>lob cup o' vomit into crowd
>crowd cheers
>mfw

>>735913274
That's because it is smart. You already did very well, but would be smart to put a stop to this now. If you wanted to be REALLY smart, you would project absolutely no weakness or shame, but do something genuinely nice and flattering for her, too. That will do far more to placate any angry feelings than begging like a pathetic beta male would.

>>735913274
>I literally have no ability to prove you wrong
I'm aware. /b/ has become easy to troll because no one demands proof anymore. I don't care enough to be that anon.

>>735910720
Eh, probably thought the laundry machine ate them or something, happens fairly often.

Besides, would you be suspicious if, every once in a while, you happened to misplace a pair of boxers?

>>735913490
>do something genuinely nice and flattering for her, too

OK, I'm a moron so I'm gonna ask... do you have any ideas?

>>735913539
I don't care too. You can think whatever you want.

>>735912626
He fucked a virgin girl.
I arrived at his house right after he fucked her.
She leaves.
He falls asleep.
I find used condom.
Still warm.
Get horny
Suck the outside taste the virgin pussy.
I open it up
Taste my cousins warm cum
I jerk off with my cousins warm cum in my mouth

After that I wanted more so second time was a couple days later

He is sleeping
I touch his cock
It gets hard
The tip sticks out of his underwear
I lick it
Really nerveous
I think fuck it and in one move I pop his cock out
I suck it
Can feel it getting rock hard in my mouth
I keep sucking
Can feel pre cum
I suck it like a porn star
He shoots a big load in my mouth
Taste disgusting
Keep sucking cuz horny
Suck him dry
He still sleeping
I grab his hand
Put my cock in his hand
His hand grabs my cock
I almost get a heart attack
He stil sleeping
I use his hand to masturbate
Cum over his hand.

Go to sleep

Since then want even more

Fuck greentext

>>735913490
You sound like a white knight that is trying really hard to project a MRA, pick up artist, alpha male ideology but keep falling short. There is literally no reason for anon to stop or even keep from pushing it a little farther. If he wants to stop then he should just stop. If you follow your "women respond best to strong men"'' bullshit, than he should keep exploiting his sister. She did tell their parents and what more ballsy move would there be than to demand sex for that indiscretion of hers? Bj for the phone, fucking for the tattling. Or anon can do what you say and pussout by telli g her it's over and buying her flowers.

>>735901088
If real
Champion/10
Also nice dubs

>>735913803
Please don't "do something nice". That's autistic thinking. If you feel bad and want to take back what you've done...it's too late. Do you want to make it right? Tell your sister sorry, let her watch you delete the pics, don't defend yourself when she yelling, screaming, crying, and all, do whatever she tells you to and with humility. Expect a shitty life for a while. Do you just want it all to go away? Than delete the pics and stay clear of your sister. Don't bring it up and if she asks then just tell her direct "the pics are gone" and leav it at that. Do you want to keep exploiting the situation but are scared of being caught, don't let her even think you're rattled and let her know the pics are still safe and sound someplace. I'm saying, get a piece of ass.

>>735914903
Context?

>>735904495
no. no you didn't.

>>735915063
Ya, but those pics don't have "infinite power". I can't make her do everything. Also it's not like I could keep it going long. At some point she would realize I'm not going to delete them.

>Camping trip with retarded ass friends
>Eventually set up in a wooded area next to some fields. Little shetland ponies fucking everywhere.
>Friends go to bed. I go take a piss and end up fapping as well. See pony watching me in the moonlight
>Get ideas
>Hope the fence. Stroke along its face, working along side
>Learned a little on equine behavior from living rural. Scratch flanks, scratch tailbase, breathe over nose. Fucking cassanova
>Slowly let it get comfortable with me being around its back and and rubbing its ass before sliding my hand under its tail
>Gelding. Fuck.
>Find a female. Same business.
>Takes longer but eventually lets me around the back. Just barely tall enough to get it in without needing to scrounge something to stand on
>Loose and a little dry but very, very hot. Every now and then tenses up and gets tighter than the gods
>She stamps and tries to walk off but I follow and repeat until she gives up and lets me have my way
>Blow in seconds from nerves/excitement/taboo
>Round 2: begin
>Other ponies milling about, worried they're going to attack but they just stand there
>Blow twice more then get spooked and can't stay hard enymore. Leave the now pretty pissed off mare flexing her cunt and dribbling
>Gelding is a foot away the entire time with its ears pricked, tail up and dick half out. Goes and starts licking it out of the mare. Fucking cuck.
>Covered in hair and stink of horse. Get back to camp, give a once over with wet wipes and stow clothes for new set.
>make excuses to go back to that area every summer for the next five years and give a repeat performance.

>>735903077
you could've impregnated your sister doing this.

>>735907668
well... fuck off

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>>735913997
>suck cawk
> sleeping

Choose one

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>>735912356
>>Often fap when she's outside topless from my window
>outside topless
make a noise and try to get her to notice you. maybe you can make something out of this

>>735904423
Sounds like you have anger issues rather than an anxiety disorder

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>>735915357
Happy with being sister's human flute but not looking to get busted for it. Now, that's the /b/ of old.

>>735907304
You are going to get fucked, I hope you do. I hope she gets the courage to go to the police, I hope she gathers hard evidence from her encounters with you, and I hope you get raped in prison.
Or
More plausible possibility is that, assuming she is attractive. She will convince some husky, autistic dude to murder you in her honor.

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>>735906388
Idk how well this is gonna end for u mate

>>735915388
>your friends know you fuck ponies

>>735907728
Oooh boi.

>>735915731
You know people can get erections when sleeping.
Or didnt mommy teach you that Josh?

>>735914903
Shes my aunt and we had sex once in a drunken stooper.

Not blood related. Would have been even hotter.

>>735915357
>Ya, but those pics don't have "infinite power".
No shit, nigger. You need to pull a power move on her and quick.

>>735915388
>Goes and starts licking it out of the mare. Fucking cuck.
fucking loled

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>>735915388

fucking legend

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>>735904423
I refuse to believe this "panic attacks" are something real, you must be either a Fucking idiot, an asshole or a little bitch, and like to blame this on your "condition" when you are really just a man-baby who can't deal with life and problems
Go back to Tumblr you Fucking bitch

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>>735915581

>>735906728
>>735910330
>>735910516

kek, why are you butthurt sjw faggots even on this board?

this guy will get away with everything and maybe even get to fuck her in the future

>>735915879
>Idk how well this is gonna end for u mate
Anon already got a pussy show, a BJ, and his parents believe his sister lied about all of it because she wanted to throw a party. I think it's obvious, it's going perfectly for Anon.

>>735915756
ah man she probably knows i'm watching. I doubt she knows i'm fapping.
I'm not really sure what to make out of this. I'll greentext a great story.
I don't know how it's called in english but I have huge fucking windows that are basically the fourth wall of my room. I can make one slide to go on a decent sized balcony. I also have blinds that are most of the time slightly down so people in the street don't see me naked all the time.

>In bathrobe as usual
>The blinds are half closed (not half way)
>suddenly my stepmother goes on the balcony from the other room
>In panties
>Start doing cleaning or something like that
>She's like showing me her ass by bending down
>And she's like not even 1 meter from me behind the window
>I start to get hard
>geniusidea.jpg
>let's sit in a way so that my bathrobe let's her clearly see my rock hard dick if she wants to check it out
>I'm fucking excited
>she's on her knees scratching stuff or whatever
>if she looks back in the window she for sure can see my dick
>situation keeps my hard
>I'm clearly watching her
>I don't know if she looked at it
>but she looked a few times at my direction when on her knees

It was fucking great honestly. I wasn't masturbating just rock hard. To see if she will look at it. But I have no way to know for sure.

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>>735905834
>my cum will enter her flower-scented pussy
you trying to be a father OP?

>be me
>long time ago when I was 15
>walking around Kohl's waiting on mom
>get horny as fuck for no reason at all
>pass the girl's clothing area
>greatidea.jpg
>grab a pair of preteen girl's panties and shove them in my pocket
>beeline it for the bathroom
>takes like 30 seconds and I blow a huge load into the crotch of the panties
>put them back on the shelf
>walk away like nothing happened

Never told anyone about this before

>>735915843
Woh there, anon. I hope you factored into your fantasy that sis had the choice between sucking down some family batter or the possibility of friends finding out about nudes. (She told their folks so she wasn't worried they'd find out.) She thought about it and tonsilled her brother's head. She obviously only has an issue with the new power dynamic. No one is going to get their ass kicked or murdered.

>>735902493
Kek

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>>735917361
>Never told anyone about this before
I wish that was still true.

>>735902686
Sure it's summer http://store.steampowered.com/app/331470/Everlasting_Summer/?l=english

>>735913456
Band's name?

>>735916469
No, things like this actually exist. When you undergo extreme trauma, your brain remaps itself to better accelerate the process of being aware of your environment. This is why hardened soldiers coming back from Iraq would suddenly go into life-or-death mode when fireworks or something similar happened around them. The brain is designed to keep the human alive, so fear and adrenaline are the best tools it has. It sucks, but having the body respond better through chemicals the brain produces helps to resolve crisis situations, or at least when back in the day primitive humans had to deal with shit that would eat them or other killer human tribes, etc., You had to be able to react to stimulation that would get your body going. :(

>>735914300

He already got to enjoy his sister a lot, and is getting dangerously close to incurring life altering consequences. Cashing out now is the logical thing to do, plain and simple. If he keeps it going, she has several different routes to permanently fuck him over. For example, she could secretly audio record him, and then he is fucked. She could claim to be raped when his cum is inside her (and who would believe she consented to sex with her brother?) then he is fucked. The parents and/or people in their social circle could start believing her, and then he is fucked. This is not white knighting, it is called being strategic. One of most important laws in the "48 laws of power" is knowing when to stop in victory. He already got naked pics, watched her masturbate,and got head. Going further for a little pussy is 1) a lot more serious, girls obviously have strong emotional reactions to getting fucked, and 2) brings a ton of risks with it. Maybe you would think it is worth the risk, I think it's fucking retarded.

>>735915357

Exactly. If she realizes she has nothing left to lose, because you will just keep using her as a sex slave and never get rid of the pics, she will go all out to ruin your life. Frankly, you would deserve it, too. Quit while you are ahead, and let the whole thing blow over.

>>735907561
>redditor spacing
Double spacing has been a thing on 4chan since day 1, several years before Reddit existed. In fact, "LE REDDIT SPACING" only became an insult on here in the last year or so. So lurk moar before you try to out people for being a newfag, newfag.

>>735901088
>checked
pics or didnt happen

>>735918128
wow mate, you srsly think I would even think about fucking her without a condom? That's like asking for getting busted, totally opposite of being cautious. Also wtf you think I would like to get her pregnant?

>>735904896
Are you Indian? You sound indian.

>>735901088
Lol

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>>735901088
>inacceptable

>>735901088
This one was 5 years ago

>Be 13
>Mom forced me to join a scouts group
>Go on a big trip with about 300 people
>At this age my nuts got sore cuz puberty idk
>Wander into the woods and find outhouse
>Stood in the house house with my dick in hand watching through a crack to make sure no one was coming
>Turn around and busted a nut into the hole
>Left and no one noticed
Fast forward 2 hours
>Ate 4 Hamburgers and have to shit
>Took a liquid shit on top of where I came only hours ago
>I also learned how to tie knots

>>735918128
Look at the statistics, nigger. 3/4 of rapes go unreported. Of the reported shit, it's lik 70 or 80% that get dismissed. Of the successful cases, the evidence is demonstrable and the crime is violent or culturally repugnant (pedo). This anon's little bitch is stuck and she knows it. She tried telling the parents which resulted in her being in a worse power position not a better one. I get it that you have strong "nice guy" tendencies but they aren't helpful in this situation.

>>735908822
No we aint. I dragged a 12 year old into an abandoned parking garage and raped her ass. Still remember licking her tears and the look of shock on her face when I pushed my knife between her ribs.
>Shit was cash

>>735915969
Yes but it's nearly impossible to sleep through someone sucking you off. I was so far gone on alcohol and benzos when my GF tried it on me and I still woke up

>>735908183
What scares me is that I understand exactly what he says

>>735918899
Depends on how hard someone sleep. My brother won't wake up even if you will shake him and loudly tell him to wake up (not scream but speak loudly). At the other hand I wake up when light rain starts hitting windows.

Got a handjob from some married man while his wife was standing next to him. It was a New Years event and everyone was gathered around the stupid ball thing that drops at countdown. Packed like sardines.

Didn't come but still 10/10 experience

>>735919061
I'm the same way, I sleep super deep, and it takes 3 separate alarm clocks to wake me up for work every morning. You could slap me in the face and I'll still sleep. Yet sucking my cock will always 100% wake me up fully in a split second.

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>>735918812
I don't mean to sound concerned but I can't help but notice that you didn't say you put down a blanket or tarp? I hope you didn't get scrapped up or ruin your clothes from dirt and oil.

>>735901088
based

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>>735901088
Bahahah! Fucking degenerate!

>>735910522
>can't be both alive and a wank stain
Lost at the cringe

>be me (15)
>nice day so decide to go to friends house
>no one home so walk in and wait for him
>go upstairs
>go in his mums bedroom
>see dirty panties
>diamonds.jpg
>notice box under bed with dildo
>fuck my ass whilst jerking with panties
>blow load into panties
>put panties in washing machine and go home

>>735919345
Yea, did you? Do tell.

>>735913539
>because no one demands proof anymore.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Nobody cares about dipshits and newfags demanding proof. Post more greentext stories for me to fap to.

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>>735905834
>i remember her farting on me
>and me sniffing her ass
omg... for god sake... story!!

>>735918757
You realize you are quoting feminist statistics, right? They simply SAY that 3/4 rapes go unreported because they want to make it seem like there are more rapes than there actually are. Even if that were the case, think about the consequences: 1/4 chance she goes to the police. At that point, it is a complete crap shoot as to what happens. Maybe nothing happens, but maybe some detective decides that the bro is a piece of shit and needs to go down. If she has any kind of evidence, there is a very serious chance he is facing an arrest. Maybe it would be impossible to successfully prosecute, but he then has that arrest on his record forever. All just to get some pussy from a chick he already got to enjoy. To me, it makes very little sense to keep pushing. A successful blackmail requires extremely strong leverage (for example, images that show a woman cheating on her husband/bf), and the leverage he has from the nudes is running out.

Also, the idea that she is stuck just is not true. All she has to do is get a voice recording of him blackmailing her, and he is fucked. That is a felony, and she would have smoking gun proof of it. Even if he did not get arrested, but she just played it for parents or friends, and he is a pariah forever.

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>>735919562
Time to go play outside, summerfag.

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>>735906095
>came on rock
wow... amazing... fucking bravo...

>>735918757
Also, this whole part of successful prosecutions needing demonstrable evidence or a violent/culturally repugnant crime just is not true. Where do you get this shit? The reality in these cases is that detectives and police officers get dumb young men to answer questions without lawyers present, then use the answers to those questions, plus an emotional testimony, to ruin their lives and send them to jail.

>>735908877
moar?

>>735915357
>I filmed you blowing me
That power enough for you?

>>735920242
This actually would work, and it would work really well. The shame of people knowing she was a slut and incestuously blowing her brother is worth doing basically anything to prevent. Way more leverage here than just the nudes. You would still need to be careful, but this is a powerful idea.

>>735904558
I say if you can't speak English, get out of America.

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>>735906388
siblings of the year award goes toooo....

>>735901088
When I still lived at my parents place , everytime I needed to fart I used to pick up a glass from the cupboard and farted in it, hold my hands on top of it not to let the fart escape and place it back, upside down, in the cupboard.
One glass I didn't touch, the one I drank from, but everytime someone in the house pulled out a glass to drink from the aweful fart smell came out, even worse than the fresh smell.
Parents cleaned the entire cupboard multiple times thinking something was rotting in it, smell goes away for a few days but appears after a few days, they kept wondering why. Somehow it stopped when I moved out.

>>735920438
You're welcome.

>>735920641
Thanks, I gladly accept this award and I would like to thank my sister. Without her it wouldn't be possible. Really.

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>>735919976
>>735920127
>You sound like a white knight that is trying really hard to project a MRA, pick up artist, alpha male ideology but keep falling short.
I wasn't wrong. Enjoy living under a rock, scared of your own shadow, believing cherry-picked facts. You're desperate to hate women because you know you're going to reach the lvl of wizard and need someone to blame for your failure at life. While, anon is here getting his balls sucked dry by his own sister. I can only imagine how much that confuses you and makes you die a little more inside.

>>735920768
That wasn't me. Anyway it doesn't sound stupid. I haven't decided what to do yet.

>>735908696
not that dude but chupalo :)

>>735920761
10/10

>>735906474
it really is summer...

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>many moons ago
>me and buddy on our way home after a shindig
>walking with 6/10 grill friend
>friend grabs one of her lovely mammaries
>we all join in, pull down her bra and play with her tits while walking
>we end up fingerfucking her on the side of the road in "broad daylight"
>threesome-y vibe and looks happening
>out of the blue her fucking driver pulls up (her cousin, but bro as fuck so didn't care...)
>no public teen threesome anyway

I also jacked off on an "empty" bus once, under a jacket, came all over belly and washed off when I got home... driver didn't see shit

>>735901088
I broke up a gay couple.
>be me
>be 15
>two fags in class that I don't like
>decide to get them back
>over the course of a day, I make pic related
>the next day, I stick a copy in both of their lockers
>one screams "HOT!" out loud and the other shows it to the principal
>he takes it home and fucking masturbates to it
>he has a dog and fat fetish
>the next day, they get into a heated argument in class
>the other one's not comfortable with the fact that he jacks off to kids and dogs, animated or not
>9 years later, he works at Walmart

>>735906388
>she will have to work harder now to get those deleted
What do you have planned, /b/rother.

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>>735901088 (OP) #
I broke up a gay couple.
>be me
>be 15
>two fags in class that I don't like
>decide to get them back
>over the course of a day, I make pic related
>the next day, I stick a copy in both of their lockers
>one screams "HOT!" out loud and the other shows it to the principal
>he takes it home and fucking masturbates to it
>he has a dog and fat fetish
>the next day, they get into a heated argument in class
>the other one's not comfortable with the fact that he jacks off to kids and dogs, animated or not
>9 years later, he works at Walmart

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>>735921666
it truly is...
satan trips confirm

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>>735921906
I take it, that wasn't how you expected your boyfriend to react or for your life to end up so sad?

>>735922226
nice quads anon

>>735916737
Nah, she'll snap and stab him.

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>>735905834
>op be 18
>cums in syringe
>op becomes time traveler
>op be 17
>op gets idea of cumming in a syringe from the future when he was 18
>but with needle this time

fake and gay

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>>735922226
checked

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>>735921819

>>735922417
/thread

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>>735922314
>>735922467

>>735921885
Idk I just told her this so she would know she can't just fuck with me like that. Didn't have anything planned. Still don't have. Guys suggested saying I have video of her giving me bj to convince her to fuck me. Idk.

>>735922417
this

>>735922345
Are we still talking about anon or do you have a story you'd like to share wkth everyone?

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>>735922668

>>735922746
I'm talking about the psychopath who's raping his sister.

>>735921799
Description of bod would be nice.

>>735904163
Pic or description.

>>735922668
Why don't you get some GHB (really easy to make from GBL, which you can buy in most car places - Google it) experiment with dosage on a friend, then drug her and fuck her while she's unconscious? A GHB coma lasts about four hours, and during that time it's literally impossible to wake the person up. Despite the neigh-sayery around it, it's not easy to OD on, either. Case in point, there has not been a single recorded death where the person has had GHB alone in their system, and the dosage required to cause a GHB coma is literally the same dosage doctors prescribe for narcolepsy. Don't give it to her if she's had alcohol, though, because that's where shit hits the fan -although it still isn't as dangerous as most people think, which I can explain in detail if need be.

Think about it. Fuck taking more unnecessary risks, you can have your cake and eat it too if you go the right way about it.

>>735904896
Before a launch? Like Apollo 13, or the space shuttle?

>>735923087
Idk what I will do, I have time to think about it and decide. You guys wanna get update after Monday (probably Tuesday a little earlier than now)? But I gotta warn you guys update can sound like "I didn't do anything, decided to let it go"

>>735901088
>cum buckets
>syringe is almost full
pick one

Wow

phew

>>735923466
fag

>>735923322
That doesn't sound like fun at all.

>>735923322
Adding to this, I'd go for the arse over the pussy if you're going to do it. A girl can tell if her pussy has been fucked while she's asleep but the anus you can park a car in and, as long as you're very gradual and don't tear anything, it'll feel completely normal within a few hours. You can even get a finger up a girl's arse while she's asleep naturally without her waking up, though unless you have a good reason to be in her bed should she wake up and are familiar with bodily changes during REM sleep cycles I wouldn't advise it.

>>735902711
Yo is this Andy?

>be me a few months ago
>Work at a warehouse and have no contact with my only other co-worker
>No change of ever vinden a girlfriend
>Decide to experiment with different ways to cap
>Buy a peace of meat
>Cut a hole in it and warm it up
>Lube it up and fuck it
>Cum buckets but regretted it for being a negrophile and fucking an animal
>Do it another time
>Hate myself now

I can find the picture if anyone wants to
>

>>735901088
I done something similar to this before except I stuck my head out the window & they saw me. They then realised its cum & then the girl gets some on her finger, looks at me, licks it off then smiles at me. The other girl then french kissed that girl and licked my cum off each other. I then invited them up & we fucked like rabbits.

>>735901088
/b/ became good.
Incredible
Thanks OP.

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>>735923617
Having your sister as your own personal sex toy for four hours a night with no comeuppance doesn't sound like fun to you?

>>735923925
Also, i got this thread saved

>>735923925
sorry but >>735922417

I voted for Trump

>>735923966
Anon nearly has that now without your impotence drugs.

>>735923966
I don't know. I mean I think that fucking senseless body is not what I'm looking for.

So you guys wanna update next week or not?

>>735906388
See this is why I never want to have a son.

>>735923650
You sound like the type of rapist that would have pictures of some ruffied, hot, ass fucked bitiches. Share some pics if you would.

>>735924346
Agree. This is why I don't want son too. On other hand I don't really know if I want daughter.

>>735901088
Damn, she has a really bad cold.

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>>735904896
> Unconscious girls eat the food
> Unconscious
> Eats food, unconscious

>>735917880
Peace

>>735901088
>years ago, still 14 years old neighbors come over because we have a pool
>17 year old male neighbor is a moron and gets in trouble a lot
>12 year old female neighbor already has B cups and hips
>she's in onepiece hnnnnnnggggggg
>Everyone is one the deck , I slip inside to use the bathroom, catch her taking money from her mother's purse
>She knows I got her, I just ignore her
>>next day hear her brother is in huge trouble for stealing money from his step-mom's purse again. He denies it, hits his step-mom
>His dad calls the cops, he goes to juvie
>Next weekend I see her in her yard, call her over
>Tell her she has to do what I say or I'll tell she stole the money
more

>>735924196
Drop it whenever you have one. Figure out how to drop proof/sis pics next time, too.

>>735924154
Anon is playing a very dangerous game that will almost definitely eventually land him either in prison or as a pariah among his peers and family. Life is not a Manga comic. She will eventually ruin his life if he continues going the way he is.

I'm not sure how giving someone else GHB could make the person drugging them with it to fuck them impotent, so I don't know where you're going with that one.

>>735924556
More details about her looks.

>>735924630
I will think about it, but as I said I'm not going to risk if I won't feel it's safe. Also as I said I don't really care if anyone believes me.

Eventually I might post one of pics she sent me. But nothing sure.

>>735922417
op here
what i meant is that i just got the idea of cumming in a syringe with a needle, the idea does not come from 17yo me, but 18yo me, for next time i have to walk autistic dog
are you retarded ?

>>735924472
kek

>>735924462
Having a daughter would be great, you could watch her grow up and be something beautiful like a flower, not something rotten like this inhuman bastard.

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>>735901088
Anyone have the source of that piper scene?

>>735924993
I meant that if I'm fucked up enaugh to do shit like this to my sis I can't really be sure I wouldn't pull out some retarded shit on my daughter.

>>735924849
>I might post the only leverage (and evidence) I have on /b/

Definitely a good idea.

>>735907761
You're a faggot lol

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>>735924751
Turn your downs off for a minute. I was using the other definition of importance.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/impotence
Definition of impotence : the quality or state of being impotent: such as a : lack of power, strength, or vigor : weakness
… the growing impotence of governments in the face of corporate willfulness and regional factionalism. — Alan Wexelblat
b : an abnormal physical or psychological state of a male characterized by inability to engage in sexual intercourse because of failure to have or maintain an erection : erectile dysfunction

>>735924993

If I had a daughter and my son exposed to me that he was using her for sex and had blackmail info on her... I would start using her for sex as well. Fun times double-teaming my slut daugher with my shitty son. :D