Rock thread >favorite type of rock >last time you touched

>>735896470
Is Hard Rock Cafe a type of rock?

>>735896470
malachite
today
threw it at a tree
love rocks, they are a vital part of the ecosystem and life in general

>>735896470
Does my rock hard cock count?

>>735896470
I'm more the cobble type persona.
It was a few weeks ago but i have an urge to go back to touching it.
I grabbed it and took a good look at it.
They somehow make me happy, you might just think they are a solid thing but one day they will turn to sand, they are just as temporary as we are.

Wow I like Rocks as well. What a coincidinc

I like to throw rocks in the water where people are fishing

Have some quartz and amethyst with me. Huge mineral collection at home, rarest being a small ruby still incrusted in corundum.

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>>735896977

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My kind of rock

>>735896977
Hank? Didn't you die?

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Granodioite

>>735896470
Camaro iroc z28

>>735896470
Serpentinised Peridotite (from the Lizard peninsular in Cornwall)

Last rock I touched was a Migmatitic gneiss during a geology exam last month.

>>735897127
My nigga

>>735896936
How cheeky ;^)

HArd coCK https://youtu.be/69xB7t2QWBs

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>>735896470
>mfw this thread

>>735896780
What a [talics]what?[/italics]

>be betafag
>never hunted stones in my life
>friend invites me to go hunt rocks with him
>gonnabefun.jpeg
>friend has a rifle with him
>the big and menacing kind you can see blowing away bad guys in movies
>says he has it 'just in case'
>go to hunt place
>sneak in bushes all stealthy like
>"psst anon i see one over there"
>pic related
>friend grabs a plastic bag
>autisticwarcry.iso
>everything happens so fast
>after a while see friend victoriusly standing over the monstrous pebble that he cought in a wallmart bag
>go closer to inspect the speciment
>see it is of the female gender
>barely have time to think what that means
>ground starts shaking
>fuck an erthquake
>see a rock the size of Dolan Drumpf's ego
>must be the captured pebble's husbando
>immediately shit pants
>friend grabs rifle
>blasts a hole right through its gut
>his insides spill everywhere
>friend and me get covered in rock guts
>fml covered in rock guts
>friend cuts it's head to keep as a trophy
>sell the female pebble to geologists
>get rich
>still go rock hunting sometimes
>always make sure to have a gun ready just in case

>>735897795
>not expecting random shit on /b/
can't tell if this is normal now or if you are just new.

>>735897883
no one cares

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>>735897883
Here is pic related. Didn't let me post it before cause googel was being a faggot.

>>735897795
looooool

>>735897883
tl;dr

>>735897899
Not sure if troll or retarded

>>735897965
>>735897921
And this is what's ruining our economy

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>>735896470
Check out this granite boulder, it was just sitting in a rock clearing in the middle of the bush

>>735898042
I'll put my boulder in your moms clearing, in the middle of her bush.

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>>735896470

>>735897899
He's mad because they're not rocks, they're MINERALS.

Pyrite
Yesterday
Throw it at a kid
They nice, what this guy said >>735896513

>>735896470
Granite
>inb4 hur dur Quartz is a mineral so Granite must be
This morning.
Stepped on one.
Fukken A mate.

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>>735896470
>Veldspar
>Long time ago, now my mining lasers do it all for me
>Compressed it and sold it at a local station
>I don't mind them, find it a relaxing task. Others will think differently.

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>>735898262

>>735900039
I was expecting this

>>735900098
Try reading the whole thread next time.

>>735900236
Yeah I saw this >>735897310 but I expected that exact picture

>>735900000

>Granite
>Yesterday
>Flipped it over (Field Herping)
>Wooden Boards usually have more reptiles under them, but they're nice I guess.

I've always loved foolsgold
Today, noticed a pebble was in my weed and cacti plant box on my patio.
I dropped it off and watched it fall
No rocks = no land = no humans