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>>735890893

>job title
power station operator

>how much do you earn
$61 an hour... about $120k a year

>2 good things
lots of overtime and good penalty rates, 12 hour over time shit on a sat or sun will get your around $1500

can literally nap for 3 - 4 hours at work on night shifts, its not really allowed its just one of those gentlemen agreements that everyone does

>2 bad things
coal fired power station with a limited life span left in it of about 10 - 15 years, will have to look for a new job about then

its a dirty dusty shit hole of a place

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> Job title
Programmer

> How much you earn
$73.57 p/h - About $134k per year.

> 2 Good things
Complete freedom in how I wanna implement shit. I can leave work whenever I want, and work from home if needed.

> 2 bad things
Boss refuses to let us use encryption to store client data. Passwords stored in plaintext and I'm not allowed to change it.

>>735890893
>110k+
>i get to do what ever the fuck i want pretty much.
>circumnavigated draconian IT system.

>cant really take long holidays
>sometimes get caught in the middle of upper management politics...
> pay should be better

>>735892500
that's just fucking retarded.
Guessing smaller company?

>>735891288
>will have to look for a new job about then
Get some retirement savings you fuck stick

>>735892686
Yeah, doesn't want to waste resources on "non-demanding tasks that is transparent to the user"

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>>735890893
CEO

Get to fuck whoever I want because of fame
Rip off hundreds of millions of people with our shitty tech

Replaced previous dead CEO, who people comparing me to
Lots of people rely on me

Salary : Millions of shares of this tech company

>>735892820
Yeah thought as much since in larger corporate environments there's no way you'll get any work if you don't meet the industry standards/are certified

>>735890893
Signalman/Signal Maintainer
40$ an hour after new contract it will be almost 43$

Good job with great benefits and good people. Lots of OT

Hours and distance from home can suck some times and working in bad weather

>>735890893
Guess I will be the first poor fag to post.

> Job title
Commercial airline services supervisor, LST

>how much do you earn
$13.60/hr........

>2 good things
I make sure the fuel used for aircraft is top notch, so that's a responsibility worth noting. I like the guys I work with. Easy going, get the job done efficiently kind of guys.

>2 bad things
Obviously, the pay for this line of work is absolute shit. If I fuck up, lots of people could die, and they don't want to pay you for that responsibility. Second thing, I never get to spend more than a few hours with my family at night. I am on call 24/7, even for the dumbest shit.

Currently applying to a toxicological research center.

>>735893021
sounds like you need a career change.

>>735890893

>job title
Retired

>how much do you earn
No salary.

>2 good things
Can do what the hell I want, when I want.

Pretty much never having to be woken up by a fucking alarm.

>2 bad things
Because everyone I know works days can sometimes be a bit lonely

Become a bit lazy as I can just do things when I want, so plenty of times stuff always becomes "I'll do it tomorrow"

Shop manager 50k a year

Goods.. the money and the fact I'm fucking a member of staff on the side

Bad... it's very hard work... marriage is going to end in tears

>>735893092
Really trying right now. I manage all the fuel facilities which involves constant testing, all airline audits, all budget reconciliations, all fueling equipment, facility maintenance, GSE maintenance, airline inventory, training new hires, and managing the current guys on the line. Plus whatever else they ask me to do. Just spread way too thin for the demands. The job I just applied for yesterday is HAZWOPPER involved. I can easily get certified for that, and they are starting out at $27.50/hr. It is also a good start for networking.

>>735893299
Its all about who you know and ensuring the right people know how good you are at your role(s).

Good luck.

clerk at a market / student
$20/hour
Easy job
Understanding boss

It's fucking boring
Lowtier as fuck

>>735892028
Bruh, sauce

>>735890893
storyboard artist
$50-$80/hr
draw for a living/ fun coworkers
stressful times finding more work/ cali taxes

most recent invoice was 6k for work since may

>>735890893
>job title
intern in radiology

>how much do you earn
about €55k a year

>2 good things
get along well with everybody in a small hospital. really nice collegues.

good working hours compared to other specialties.

>2 bad things
stupid colleagues (still nice) who give you more work than neccessary because of their lack of medical knowledge

> Job Title
Barman/DJ

>Wages
£7.50ph or £100.00 for a gig (approx. 6 hours) respectively.

> 2 Pros, Barman
I work in a very laid back environment, trade varies from being very quiet on weekdays to being manic on weekends

Tips, can make an £20 some nights

>2 Cons, Barman

"Beer" Shandies

Customers thinking they know more about their alcohol than I do, even though they've never pulled a pint in their life.

>2 Pros, DJ

I love the reaction people give me when I play the floor fillers, it makes my night.

I can get pissed too with all my mates, then go out on the town after.

And of course another good thing about where I work, for both "jobs" is that there isn't a shortage of drunk women wearing almost nothing.

>Tier 2 helldesk supervisor at a MSP
>65k
Literally mid interview for a sysadmin position that pays 75k. Current position is nice but management keeps fucking things up and we just onboarded a ton of low quality customers that are incredibly retarded.

I love working in IT and I have a great team who make being in the office tolerable.

Moving up means moving to an internal position company's security is sorry. 90% of customer systems we sell and configure have the same local admin credentials. Employees have copies of customer data on unencrypted laptops in the field. We've lost several but fortunately no one malicious. Management picks customers over employees almost every single time. Makes it intolerable.

>>735893219
If you're fucking a member of the staff on the side you deserve to have your marriage end in tears you fucking nigger

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Engineering Project Manager
$120K/year

The good: my people are young, energetic, and hard working; my admin is sexy.

The bad: my management is a bunch of fossilized retards; stuck at my level until someone dies.

Might as well share the wife naked since there's nudes here.

>>735890893
Sailing instructor
40 hours weekly per 1400 euro/month

outdoor and sporty

too many germans and a lot of pressure

Job Title:
CAD Detailer - steel joist and deck

Pay:
19/hr + 5+ hours of overtime a week so somewhere around 48-50k a year

Good:
The work is steady and can be interesting at times. It feels pretty good to walk into a building that you were personally involved in the design of.

The bad:
Work can be extremely tedious and long hours without flexibility in my schedule and a shit commute. I wouldn't care so much about the hours if I could chose when I work. There's really no reason to have a fixed schedule in my industry, I could easily work from home. Also, limited job opportunities to go elsewhere because every other job requires multiple years of specific experience in that industry so I'm stuck.

Mineral sands plant operator
100k + ot

Bad:
Management have no idea what they are doing
Night shifts and weekends
Good:
Management have no idea what they are doing so I can do what I want.
4 on 4 off roster

>>735894041
>The bad: my management is a bunch of fossilized retards; stuck at my level until someone dies.

Same here.

production manager
95k / year

The good: I'm mostly free of anyphysical job and I've got only a President as superior

The bad: He's a dinosaur who thinks he stills manage a 1940 sweat shop and won't even consider any change in his organisation. Stcuk at that level until he RIP

>>735890893
>job title
Cyber Security Consultant
>how much do you earn
$75,000 AUD per year
>2 good things about your job
Every day is interesting (next month I get to dress up as a doctor, infiltrate a hospital and see what I can access), having real positive influence in organisations (finding serious vulnerabilities / risks, presenting them to senior stakeholders and knowing you've helped a company stay safe)
>2 bad things about your job
Having to defend your perfectly reasonable, legitimate findings to people who simply can't be fucked accepting risks, and report writing

>>735890893

title: IT Specialist - Application Developer
salary: under 20k EUR
2 good things:
1. projects only require overtime and serious time investment at the initial phase, after that there's a lot you can do at your leisure until the project is closed (or reaches a stage where it requires one person half day)
2. Good pay - instant upper middle class

2 bad things:
1. Any, even the smallest increase to salary mandates becoming a team lead (at least) or a general management role supervising people, which essentially locks your results to the lowest result of those you supervise
2. While days off can be rather flexible, ability to take longer vacations is seriously restricted

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>job title
Disability Support Worker - only work with highly to extremely severe autism (srsly)

>how much do you earn
A bit over $1100 a week but varies.

>2 good things
1. Current client hates human contact so I am paid to play video games in a comfy house for 16 hours at a time while the dude chills. Just have to give him neds and meals.

2. The staff. Really relaxed managers that are very lenient and most of the female staff are gorgeous.

>2 bad things
1. 90% of the time it's a cruisy job but the bad times are terrible. I've been stabbed, stuck with needles, bitten, spat blood at, seen suicides, not slept for 72 hours at a time during floods and stuck at work... Get attacked nearly every shift at certain places.

2. Huge percentage of the staff in the industry pick up a drug/alcohol habit. The shift work hours and shit you see at work can get to you. Took me a long time to deal with it all without booze and certain substances.

>>735893021
Plot twist: You're probably the second richest on this thread after me. Bunch of lying cucks, Seems like you have an important job, but you should consider working so hard and being on call so much for that kind of pay. you're worth more surely.

>>735895415
>Disability Support Worker - only work with highly to extremely severe autism (srsly)

You work for 4chan client support?

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>>735895537
>>>735895415 (You)
>>Disability Support Worker - only work with highly to extremely severe autism (srsly)
> You work for 4chan client support?

Haha. Was waiting for that. But kinda. Some clients I've worked with act exactly like some 4channers.

>>735890893
Who is the girl in the picture?

>>735895714
specialmoons/thatspecialsweets

>>735895624
Are they cucks or Emma Stone waifu foot fetishist? No, but seriously, happy to see that your job is well paid. Here social services and health (except for doctors) are paid like crap. It should be more valued.

Postal carrier, 17/hr

Can finish routes early and get paid out for a full day, pretty chill management

Can't smoke pot, low man on the totem pole so I get a lot of weekend and holiday shifts

VP of ops
$200k
Challenging / Impactful
Extremely stressful / little reward outside compensation

>>735890893
Mortgage Loan Originator:
$1,000 per closing + 1.75% of loan amount (2% total, firm takes .25%) - 184k last year pre-tax

Good:
Great compensation for a good schedule
Clients are usually great to work with

Bad:
Having to explain to people that MLOs and Mortgage Brokers aren't the same thing anymore, ridiculous laws that limit professional referrals.

Potter
$13
Get to work with my hands. Customers are nice.
Hotter than satan's asshole in the summer. I want to murder the new hire.

Mover
$12/hr or $140(cash) a day
1. Cash
2. Some very easy days
1. Most days >14 hours
2. Never know next day's schedule more than 24 hours in advance (typically 12 hours in advance)

Project manager $45-$65 / hour.

Pros : easy and good money
Cons: there are sometimes long periods of no work

>>735890893
Nice bot thread.

Business Consultant
Av. £20-50 ph

Meet new people, usually educated and good looking.
Easy job (poorly operating companies are usually failing in the same three ways)

Stupid/stubborn types who think they know better (and fail)
People ungrateful for the Pro Bono work we do for start ups (around 2%) who don't even email you back when you just offered to save their Ass for free.

>>735896662
"I'm unemployed"

>>735890893
Systems software developer:

My lowest paid coworkers (associates, usually 24 to 32 years old) make $65k usd.
My higher paid coworker (senior and principal, youngest is 40 years old) make $110k to $140k USD.

Good things:
No stress, relaxing project schedules, come in late and leave early.

Bad things:
All of us are smart enough to have been doctors or lawyers and we chose systems development (IDM, SSO, continuous delivery, red hat package development, docker integration, etc). It may be extremely relaxed, but my cousins lawyer husband made $160k USD his first year out of law school.

>>735895064
what the heck, if they catch you what happens?

da heck, how americans make so much money?

beginner sys admin

56K AUD / year

pros:
kinda easy since i started less than a year ago
people are cool

cons:
have to talk on the phone all the time
not sure if im cut to worknig in a office for that many years

> Job title
Software Developer

> How much you earn
$72k / year

> 2 Good things
I work on a small team and very valued, job security. I can work from home and when I go in there is a private gym I use all to myself.

> 2 bad things
Shit is so unorganized and lacks almost any project management. Boss is a stooge beta bitch.

>>735891288
how do i into the job of non renewable resources for $60/hr?

>>735895064
We have a 'undercover' section as my role as Business Consultant. We caught a Morrisons manager in the UK stealing £20k a year, and a Starbucks assistant manager fingering the after school cleaners. Both went to jail because of our testimony.

Frozen department manager
22/33(8 hours ot weekly)h
Show up do my job go home. Sit in a freezer 5 hours a day away from people.
-45 freezer is fucking cold you never get used to it.
Leave work smelling like frozen fish and tv dinner cardboard

>>735890893
>job title: i organize gangbang and orgy
>how much do you earn (hour/salary): about 2k€/month it's highly variable
>2 good things about your job: i'm my own boss and i have a lot of free time

>2 bad things about your job: i don't choose when i get to work, and the social stigma

>bonus points if you post up your latest time sheet or pay slip etc
this month i organized a bukkake the 2nd at lunchtime, a 100people orgy the 3rd in the evening, a blowbang the 5th in the afternoon, a bukkake the 13th at lunchtime and a gangbang yesterday evening.

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software engineer

work there for 3 months now

should get €25,5K / $28,5K per year
not counting the money i get from business trips

ill have 50% business trips and ill get 100% more

with business trips i will earn something like €37,5K / $42K first year of working next year i want more

>>735890893
>job title
Construction project manager

>how much do you earn
about $80k a year + benefits

>2 good things
I can work from where i want and have the schedule of my choice

I get some things like a cellphone, credit card and a truck

>2 bad things
In this field load of work is really dependant on the market so no work security

Every one is hard to deal with in this field

Department manager at sensor production factory. 40k/yr, quarterly bonuses $1000-4000, on top of salary.

Pros: easy work and very stable, busy industry and tons of job security for me (12 years in). M-Th schedule, 3 day weekends

Cons: when we get busy I'm easily 50+ hours a week on salary. Not all that often anymore.

>>735890893
Gas station Asst. Manager - $10.40/hr
I pull 55-60hrs a week so I always get $500+ a week.

I do side jobs for laughs and collect VA comp monthly.

I pull over $5,100.00 easily a month. It's awesome hahahha

Membership Sales
35k USD + $50 for every sale I close.
Pretty chill environment
Sit on my phone for most of my shift and maybe make a couple calls in a day.

Boring as shit, youngest guy here.
No babes at all

>>735890893
>cook
>10.55/hr, 38-45 hours/week

>i enjoy cooking
>made some pretty good connections

>niggers
>niggers

awful lot of niggers "work" in kitchens

I work at a halfway house for addicts and parolees.
$15
My boss/director of the program is awesome
I love being able to help people out considering ive been where they were
Pay sucks for what i do, it's state funded so they have checks and get mad at the way we do shit while the house is falling apart

IT Security Team Manager
$160K/yr plus 20% bonus
Pros: Challenging environment, get to see some crazy incidents
Cons: No one in the company wants security until something bad happens, hard to find qualified staff

I guess you could say, electrical appliance repair dude. I fix welders basically.
$25/hour I think, $62,000/year or something like that

>small friendly company, laid back work environment
>they fly me around the country every now and then for service technician training with various manufacturers

bad-
>not really the field I want to be working in
>little/no room for ladder climbing or progress in my career. This is it.

I thought I wouldn't be here very long, but the longer I stay the harder it is to leave since I'm the only repair guy, everyone else is sales. Plus I've been out of my preferred trade long enough that nobody would hire me in that field anyway because I've been out of it too long.

>>735899429
>but the longer I stay the harder it is to leave since I'm the only repair guy

Fuck them

It's your life. Do what makes you happy.

>>735899429
What's your preferred trade?

>>735899619

I was a tool maker/machinist. But there's fuck all work doing that in my town.

>>735894041

I'm kinda right there with you.

Operations Analyst at a Oil/Gas Pipeline Company
$47K/yr

Good: I'm staying home from work because I want to fuck around and I sent a text message to the boss to do so

Bad: Old, archaic fucks who don't appreciate talented people and give the higher management jobs to assholes who "served their country"....and get a nice tax break to do so.

Doesn't matter than I know Arabic and did linguistic support during the war FOR FUCKING FREE and saved the morons (who now work above me) from getting killed in a place where they started a war without knowing the first thing about how to communicate!

Fuck this place

>job title
Waiter

>salary
Unsteady, but on average around $20 an hour.

>2 good things
There's a free meal at the beginning of every shift. I work almost every day so I barely have to spend money on food.

Also, I love my co-workers. Work is not only easy, but fun.

>2 bad
I can't clock out until my last table is gone, obviously. Which has sometimes resulted in my having to sit around until well after midnight.

Also, it's a lot of walking. No sitting down allowed, so after something like a 12 hour shift, my feet can hurt quite a bit.

>>735890893

>job title
marketing analyst

>how much do you earn
$70k/yr

>2 good things
work from home/anywhere most days
cushy gig with tons of freedom

>2 bad things
dealing with mommy blogger type on the regular
no room for growth in current org

>>735890893

>Job:
Registered nurse
>Pay:
$31 USD/hr (introductory)
>Pros:
Job security because old and sick people will always exist
People inherently trust you when you tell them you're a nurse
>Cons:
Unpredictable hours, some weeks you easily work close to 60 hours if workplace is understaffed.
Bureaucracy and documentation everywhere. Makes it hard to do the actual patient care when you're buried in paperwork.

Line Cook
$9.50/hr
Doing something I lIke to do
Helpful lifew skills

Schedule is weekly so hard to plan things
Sometimes management is unreasonable

>>735898004
That Starbucks gig sounds sweet.

Registered nurse in an ICU.
$84,000-160,000 depending on how much OT I want to work.

Base salary is only 3 12 hour shifts a week, get to help people at the hardest moment of their life.

Human shit, a lot of people have the HIV

Trainee investment manager
£28k a year

Pros:
The work is interesting and the long term salary prospects are very good.

Cons:
Relatively long hours, could face redundancy when markets crash, takes 2 years to pass exams to be qualified.

Walmart Customer Service Supervisor.
$14.00/hr (not terrible for 19 I think?)
upper management has a hard on for me and thinks I'm hot shit because I'm not a lazy fuck like everybody else.
Met some pretty hot girls, surprisingly.
Work nights so our shift has to carry the whole store while day people do nothing.
Hottest girl I met actually liked me before moving states and then completely lost interest (fucked me up bad, fam)

>>735900596
ok faggot, I make between 60k and 160k cause overtime.

>>735900405
The undercover or the fingering?

>>735895064
Could you tell us more about this job, and perhaps some fun/good stories surrounding? Sounds interesting.

>>735900596
>have the HIV
You're a fucking immigrant then? Or nigger/Paki?

>>735901311
3 12's a week = 84k
5 12's a week = 160k
I work 4 a week usually, but there is always more shifts if I want.