Any homemade sex toys that are better than sex? women have giant

>>735889196
Physically? Maybe

Mentally? No

>>735889196
Can someone post the one with the feathers and the vagina knees?

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Warm liver works best

Get a glove, 5-6 socks, lube and a rubber band.
Place 2 socks down together on a table, put the lubricated glove on top of the two socks, place the other two socks on top of that wrap a sock or two around the socks and hold it together with a rubber band. After that wrap the base of the glove around the socks

>>735889196
Just fuck a whore.
Best sex toy out there.

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who said that dildos were for women only ?
are u fucking gay or something ?

>>735889196
I think masturbation is better than sex, so my hand.

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>>735889987
>feathers and the vagina knees
>vagina knees
wut

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>>735889196
this.
when using lube, it feels quite good

>>735889196
I help out aguy who makes fuck dolls here in the UK. He has a few private customers who pay him a fortune. The early stuff was dreadful but the recent stuff is fucking incredible. The only downside is he cant go full legit - it has to be vetted clients only.

>>735892695
>lying on the internet

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>>735889987

>>735889196
The foreskin.

>>735889196
Yes, a daughter

>>735892145
Add warm water to the sponges too

>>735889196
Condom balloon. Inflate a large condom until it's mostly filled, tie it off, then insert a jar lid through the entire thing and twist it shut. Instant pocket pussy that you can even get on top of and fuck if you're careful.

>>735892695
So, please, do tell why he can't go legit?

>>735890996
You don't think it's better, it's just your only option.

>>735894252
To be fair, Jacking off is 3-5 minutes then relief....there are occasions where you just need to cum rather than go through the whole affair of fucking....

That being said, it doesn't make it better, so you're likely correct in your assumption

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>>735889987

>>735892695
pics of his/your work?

>>735893417
I don't quite understand. do you put the jar lid into the condom before inflating it?

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Been thinking about getting one of (pic related) lads

>>735894920
that thing's so horrible and out of proportion that I lost my boner

>>735895059
that's why I've been thinking on it

you can get nicer dolls that are a similar scale, but the gimmick with these spit-back dolls is that they have the tube from the pussy to the mouth so you have variable suction and when you cum it comes out of the doll's mouth

maybe I should just get an onahole...

>>735892145
god damn that's simple

I've been making something far less optimized with more than inadequate results now I can really step it up a notch with this design

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>>735894920
that looks horrible -- this is the one I think I might get

>>735894682
no it goes in your ass

>>735895524
Sauce for that? aliexpress shop maybe?

>>735892145
Too small and too short

Sex toys better than sex with a woman? Impossible.

Now, when I say "sex with a woman", I mean penetrating a person born with a vagina, in a comfortable setting, where all circumstances are enjoyable.

For all intents and purposes though, the following is true:

>sex with a mutilated, post-op faggot would be fucking disgusting, so pass.

>sex with a whore might be less pleasant than a toy, due to wearing condom and worrying about STDs.

>toys CAN be better than anal. Seriously, anal is super overrated.

>toys can be more pleasurable than awkward sex with some bar bitch

>>735895186
Just get a couple Onaholes. I've tried everything Tenga makes, Fleshlight, strokers, etc. These days that's all gone and I have 3 Onaholes I use whenever I jerk off. Easy to clean, last forever, feel fantastic.

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>>735890142
kek

>>735895846
I don't remember typing this but damn if doesn't sound like me.

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>>735889196
Tenga 3D Sleeve Spiral. Normal tenga lube.

i fucked a thing of oobleck
wasnt that erotic
really messy

>>735896301
BRRRRRAAAAPPP

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>>735896294
Try it you will never go back to any other meats

>>735892145
advanced mode:
no glove and black side as the inner side.

>>735889987
tf niggay

I have a fleshlight (Stoya destroya), and i have to admit it does feel really good. Obviously not as good as having sex with someone you like and find attractive, but i like it more than the time i fucked a fat bitch with a smell that took 3 days to wash from my fingers. And you can just put it in some hot water for a few minutes and you can go, which is pretty useful for a socially awkward guy

>>735890932
*aren't you fucking gay or something.

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>>735896301
>>735896290
>>735895524
Wow her stomach rolls up? THAT ICH MY FETISH
hnnnnng

>>735889196
Sex is good but I prefer having a wank.

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>>735889196
but they cant do this

>>735898723
Hory shit

>>735898723
No way in hell human flesh stretch that much

>>735899416
I think it just did

>>735898723
Who the hell???

>>735898723
I want to see how it looks like when He take it of

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>>735889987

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nothing better than the disposable latex glove /b/ro

>>735899845
It feels like nothing. And looks like you fucking a slime-girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbovW3xK_U
ACCEPTNOSUBSTITUTE

>>735899845
details?

>>735899733
It would be extremely painful

>>735900331
That's the point

>>735899845
it looks like an inflatable butt

>>735895409

You'll have your PhD in jacking off any day now!

>>735892695
Im gonna need to see pictures.

How young do the dolls look?