What a do /b/ I've got 20 bucks to spend at Walmart or a

Buy laxatives and take a shit on a random car

>>735878662
this

>>735878662
re-roll lmao

>>735878430
4x4 truck?

Go buy some cigarettes and get addicted to them.

>>735878662
>>735878662
This is doable will deliver for whatever as long as it isn't too illegal

you're a nice dude,just eat some food!

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>>735879221
Way ahead of you

>>735879341
Thats my boy.

Now buy liquor and drink it all in a Walmart.

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buy gas
burn down walmart

>ford ranger
>truck


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Go buy some stick on chrome accessories.

Somebody post screencaps of the previous brofessor threads, let people know this shit is legit

Buy condoms, put one one, fap in pubic, get arrested, kys in prison.

Do a burn out OP

The king of /b/ has returned!

>>735879415
If not 21

Go to a Walmart. Take as many condoms or whatever is really weird, and put them on each cashier station that's empty.

Do it til its too sketchy.

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>>735879780
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go into the middle of an intersection, put your truck in the lowest gear, then do donuts while continuously honking your horn.

>>735879486
Close not quite bronco 3
>/o/tist wrong as usual

I've got Trips, pull into a gas station, buy a pack of condoms, fill them with gasoline, put your dick inside and finish until completion

>>735879780
>>735879908
>>735879632
>>735879415
All doable

Buy a pack of skittles, open the package, and throw em all up in the air and then run. Periscope it

>>735880031
Kinda like this one you got spunk kid

>>735880031
That's just straight up mutilation.

>>735879478

Buy gas from Walmart
Burn down Gas station

Ps. Roll

Buy a gallon of gasoline and give it to the next person that drives in for free. It'll be a good deed

Come on /b/rothers get rolling I'm ready to go don't let this act of good faith go to waste
I wanna make /b/ great again

>>735879780
>he thinks condoms are weird
foudn the betavirginfgt

>>735878430
If total bitch.

Goto Walmart, take balloons that are everywhere.
Breath them in and talk to people through isles.

If you wont do anything else, than im out.

>>735880985
>he
foudn the cisgender

Taking too long, now accepting trips or even number dubs

>>735878430
Buy and consume laxatives, shit into purchased empty balloons and throw them at cars and the front of Walmart.

Give the money to a homeless dude

fuck another twinkie

Buy adult diapers shit in a pair immediately and wear it for 3 days

>>735881037
Roll

>>735881605
This

nut in a twinkie

>>735878430
Buy a gallon of gasoline, slowly pour it on the middle of the road while driving for as long as you can, light it up and watch the world burn

>>735882013
It's raining or I'd say fuckin do it right now

Go into Wal-Mart and start chanting "They Will Not Divide Us"

>>735882104
tooootalllyyyy

buy pizza
thats never a bad decision

>>735878430
>buy pizza
>thats never a bad decision

>>735878430
Walk through Wal-Mart with a Zippo lighter lit singing koombiyah as loud as you can

Buy something that looks like blood, put it all over your cloths and hands, run into a wallmart looking scared. Buy anything that resembles some kind of weapon - gun, knife and hammer, anything that can be done quickly, now Yell "They are finally here, they'll kill us all, save yourself" run out of there as quickly as possible

idk man,
you got a car
you got smokes
you got 20 bucks the world is fucking yours
you can always drive to mexico where 20
bucks are 400 pesos and they have 200 pesos
whores
so basically, yeah, a 10 dollar prostitute

Buy a gas station burrito, cum in it, and eat it

Fuck guys come on I'm literally willing to light a city street on fire right now just fucking roll

$20 worth of ramen, cook it all, eat it until you get sick.

>>735882724
This

>>735882664
Roll!

>>735882866
Dubs confirm, light the street on fire

>>735882827
Reroll

>>735882488
This was dubbs

If you don't buy eggs and start throwing them at people as they are walking in you're a faggot

>>735882979
Are we counting the dubs I as OP rolled? I mean I'm down

>>735882979
Roll, light the street ablaze and shout fuck islam

buy rocks and break peoples windows until you get caught

shit in a bag and put it in an unlocked car

>>735882979
>>735883035
>>735883069
The only problem with this is its fucking raining

>>735883116
Dump bag of shit on car. Roll

>buy a large dildo
>break a windshield with it
>throw the dildo into the car
>scram

>>735883029
Start free running over cars in the parking lot. Try to set off the alarms. See how many alarms you can set off before you have to split. Roll

>>735883183
bump

Get gas and drive away

>>735883183
bumpin

>>735878430
$20 worth of ramen, cook it, eat it until you get sick.

>>735878430
Hey look a ford fag. Go get a real truck.

>>735883035
Sure, why not, you mentioned lighting the street up on fire. I know it's raining but find a way to light something on fire if not the street

>>735883235
buy a baseball bat and set off the alarms fight club style

>>735882724
Roll

>>735883328
While screaming "FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB". Roll

>>735883183
bumped

>>735883328
roll

buy a sharpie and stick it in ur asshole steady300

roll v2

>>735883405
rollin

>>735883405

Can one of you faggots win ffs

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rolls

im gay lol

Ask a cashier if they want to help you burn the fucking store to the ground

>>735883405
rollerino

edgy

>>735883521

>>735883266
Winrar will get gas and go from there

gang

HEHE XD

xdddd

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buy a knife and stab a nigger

olol

>>735883556
>>735883554
shit, just do the fight club thing already

>>735883655
reroll

1 for the boss babys mission

xddddx

gangngngg

>>735882724
Re roll

kill nigger with fork

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>>735883655
Embody Tyler Durden.

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edgy lol

>>735883655
Winrar

>>735883405
roll

>>735883555

>>735878430
Goddammit. Do >>735882879

>>735883824
rollin

Come on fight club. Let's go fight club. Putting it all on brad Pitts best role

>>735883911
fight club
pick a fight with a stranger and lose

>>735883655
roll

>>735883990
fuck me roll

Taking this into my own hands getting supplies now

are our dubs not enough for you op?
are you still even here?

>>735878430
buy a large number of googly eyes and stick them all over your car

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>>735883947
Tell random stranger "I look how you want to look, I live how you want to live, I fuck how you want to fuck" then catch him with the meanest sucker punch you can. Roll

>>735884050
Pics or didn't happen.

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>>735878662

Ask the cashier where the supplies are to clean up some blood... like a LOT of blood. Get pissed when they freeze and write her/his name in your phone. Mutter "I'll remember this (name of employee)

>>735884234
Ask the employee if they can help you move a body out of your truck

Shout as loud as you can in walmart: I SEE NO SHARTING IN MART

then shit a huge log on the aisle for kitchen stuff

>>735884328
Roll xD

Anyone checking his Snapchat like a crack fiend or just me?

Rolling for you to run in screaming nigger over and over until security grabs you

just do something fight clubish already

>>735884479
This but while doing the Nazi March. Roll

>>735884129
reroll

>>735884129
Reroll

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>>735884129
Tell all employees available some Tyler Durden level quotes about life while smoking a cig in the store

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Also, 3 K cup coffee blend things, pack of sparklers, and a red bull

>>735884916
Make it look like the fourth of July in the parking lot. Roll

are we still rollin? just buy a bat and start smashing shit in the store.

rerolling. shit in a bag and put in unlocked car.

>>735884978
He just updated his Snapchat with a picture of the supplies.

>>735885018
Roll

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>>735885036
Pic related

>>735885036
Whats his snap?

>>735885134
Brofessor45

Pay a homeless person to sing christmas carols to you for 30 minutes.

>>735878430
my names brofessor also... wow

>>735885171
thanks

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>>735885177
No hobo here. Also cops here leaving now they cased me out #spooked
>pic related

>>735885275
Anticlimactic

>>735885275
Roll down your window and yell "FUCK THE PO-LEEECE" and drive away at max speed.

>>735885471
Roll

Shove red bull up butt

>>735885471
Roll

>>735885471
roll

>>735885471
Roll

>>735885471
roll this shit

Buy something for a dollar or less, make the cashier get all the change out, and then eat it in front of them.

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Got gas, gonna go burn melon

>>735885962
Take your shirt off, wrap it firmly around a stick or bat (whatever you have that matches those items) Blast the roof is on fire from your truck speakers as you dump all the gas onto the shirt. Light it on fire. Use as big torch. Roll

>>735885471
he actually did it. good on you OP for delivering

Cannot light cigarette with sparklers while driving

>>735885962
Pour it randomly on someone's yard light it drive off. Fuck their yard.

>>735885471
He did it, not sure how to save videos off Snapchat otherwise would have posted the webm

>>735886513
I'm currently sending them to my secondary account. Idk how to save the vids though to post up

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>>735886170
Will do this with condom grenades on melon

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>>735886389
Pic related. Screenshot of video

>>735886674
Start clipping mail boxes if you can idk what kinda area your in but if you can clip a mail box without driving over the sidewalk. Do it..matter of fact drive on the fucking sidewalk.

>>735884538
Rolling

>>735882730
362.2 pesos actually

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>>735886752
No mailboxes but will drive through cornfield after melon
Boys, how does one use gas and sparklers to exploderize s watermelon?

>>735887160
Throw it at a fucking house or a parked car

>>735887160
Of you want it to explode you'd either have to build up enough pressure inside of it or just smash it and call it an explosion

Yo op ask if you guyz want him to fuck the melon so reply to my post if you want this to happend

>>735887410
Smash against car or house window. Roll

Buy a slingshot or bow. Go hunt a rabbit stud a local park or country side. Cook and eat the body, leave the head in a random mailbox.

>>735887435
Fuck melon in Wal-Mart. Roll

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>>735887435
OP here, fuck the melon with my dick or try to explode either gas
You decide

>>735887568
Walk in store, throw it on ground, yell that's what I think of your low fucking prices

>>735887625
Kek roll and fuck the melon before you do this

>>735887625
Roll

>>735887568
Put dick in it and then pour gas in the hole and light it

>>735886561
go to the play store and get azscreenrecorder

>>735887794
Thanks!

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>>735887826
no prob

What are we doing, I'm getting equal support for both fucking and fire

>>735887991
Fuck and then fire. Roll

>>735887991
Fuck the melon first, then fill the hole with gasoline and let it explode

>>735888131
Roll

Alright fucking the sploding

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10/10 Wilson after the change

Shit in your own hand

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Melon Fucker. But he did it /B/ros

How'd that melon feel

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Update

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Not all its cracked up to be, but better than some women I've been with
Explosion to come

>>735889427
Try not to blow your fingers off

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I salute you brofessor. Carry on and blow shit up

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I got a special place in mind for the melon explosion...

>>735890050
The roof the roof, the roof is on fire!

>>735889997
Really hope they didn't shoot his ass for trying to make a melon bomb

>>735889997
If you get caught make sure you hit that send button before they take your phone

Phone is charging then melon bomb boys, waiting in truck outside the "special location"

>>735890858
With all this terrorism we need a good MERICA FUCK YEAH when you blow this shit up

5% more and shits gonna be lit boys

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Here we go

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It's happening

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Making fuse now boys

>>735891649
>>735891665
No way this is gonna work

>>735891665
You've got to cover the hole somehow tightly otherwise it won't create enough pressure to explode and the fuel will just burn down

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>>735891665
Where are you doing this OP?

Buy some firecrackers and put them in, that would work better

>>735891773
I still vote to fuck shit up in Wal-Mart

>>735891810
Not in wallmart but he already fucked the watermelon

>>735891863
Wanted to see some fight club shit. Kinda hoping he's lighting this in some assholes yard

roll a grass joint n smoke it

>>735891966
He's doing this here
>>735889997

Jump over the fire

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Melon on fire

The only thing that is fuelling the fire is the actual fuel. The watermelon won't serve as that, it will merely burn. It contains too much moisture and a soon as the fuel is consumed it will stop burning.

>>735878430
Buy some cheap toys to play with.
Or
Buy some silly string and spray it all over cars in the parking lot.