hey everyone whats you drinkin i am not drinking anything this is just a red cup
>>735874863
Hey camfag. Thatoneguy here. Daily reminder that i still want your nudes. Also bump
>>735874863
You're an odd guy. You seem friendly though. How old are you? You look underage tbh
u look like a trans
those are the shittiest matt daemon horns i have ever seen.
>>735875122
imagination is key here
>>735875177
i know i do
>>735875232
You remind me of eliza
>>735875232
Kik?
>>73587523
Your hat looks photoshopped on you
>>735874863
water
>>735875365
>>735875419
whys that
>>735874863
you got a purty mouth
tits or gtfo
>>735875577
thank you
>>735875777
trips.
>>735875777
Why is your personality as blank as your wall?
>>735875777
Open wider, im imagining giving you something to put in that mouth;)
>>735875957
>>735876027
better?
I thought I told you to cut your hair.
>>735876257
i rather not
>>735876112
Either those Good & Plenty go in your ass or I lose interest
>>735874863
I am drinking cum
/b/'s official drink.
gr@[email protected]
this is a shit thread
>>735876469
no
>>735876533
never had any
>>735876548
FUUUCK YOOOUUU
>>735876732
>image forget
You need to be 18 to post here. Come back ina few years and make sure it's back to >>/soc/ you dumbass summercunt
>>735876732
>never had any
Its because you were never cute enough for your father to molest you.
>>735876953
but my sisters were
>>735876887
thanks for the advice
>>735877097
And how did you know when they were on their period ?? Was it when dad's pee pee tasted like blood ?? Idk just askin' incest stories are soo hot.
>>735877323
wincest*
>>735877097
OP if you ever wanna try cum for the first time hit me up;)
>>735877323
idk but i heard it hurt
>>735877418
couldnt i just try my own?
>>735877666
You can, but wherees the fun in that?;)
>>735877895
*wheres
>>735877895
itz cozy
>>735877666
>>735875777
check these trips
>>735874863
Fuck off you little shitass bitch
>>735878058
eeek confrontation
>>735878143
No dont hide that precious, beautiful, gorgeous, hot, sexy, fuckable face of yours!
>>735878520
huh?
>>735874863
>being this attractive
I don't know if I envy you or if I want to pound your asshole to smithereens. I'm conflicted.
>>735878627
Nodonthidethatpreciousbeautifulgorgeoushotsexyfuckablefaceofyours!
Is it more clear now that i said it again?
>>735878738
Why not both?
ITS YOU AGAIN
>>735878738
>>735878784
did you kill the mormons yet?
>>735878898
them gauges
>>735878905
I feel like you have me mistaken for someone else. (Im the poster on the bottom btw. Youre stalker, thatoneguy)
>>735879183
*your
>>735878958
earholes ?
>>735879183
join my discord so i can power trip
>>735879348
black holes into nothingness
>>735879429
xxw6Yq heres the discord
>>735879429
Can you add my skype dad ?
>>735879429
I think im already on your discord, i just never know when youre posting
>>735879531
its another discord
>>735879522
nahhh just discord
>>735879646
Just joined
i thought i told you /b/ tards before you niggahs need to start drinking the glorious diet coke
>>735879762
oh shit more confrontation
>>735878857
I never thought of that.
>>735878905
There are no mormons here in NYC, thankfully.
>>735879829
Your bloody right son shine now stop your whining and get drinking some diet coke
>>735879646
Hey how do i know which person you are on the discord? Where are you on there?
>>735874863
HEY BLACK LEATHER HAT MAN GO TO BED
>>735879830
lucky
>>735879964
im drinking zero
zero drinks
>>735880044
Did i stutter? i fucking said diet not zero
>>735880039
NEVAH ITS NOT NOON YET
>>735880083
SHOW THYSELF MONGREL
>>735879762
>>735880193
GODDAMIT FORGOT THE IMAGE AGOON
>>735880231
k
>>735875419
You're a cool gui
Your Discord?
>>735880193
ello mofo
>>735880382
yellow
>>735880305
head down in shame
>>735880477
Hey Mr black leather hat man, don't tell anyone but I think I love you
>>735880556
hey there friend do you have discord?
may i ask everyone what the meaning of life is
>>735880556
There can be only one stalker for samefag. Get your own qt to stalk
Hello
>>735880744
>>735880714
hello have fun
#8599
What is the discord?
>>735874863
Beams 8 star. Its cheap and is burning away my stomach lining but I like it. Chasing it with arizona green tea.
>>735880887
gayleatherhatsfetish123
>>735880887
xxw6Yq
>>735880963
just drink some dam soda
>>735880827
NEWfag
>>735874863
Underwear when
>>735881238
one day
>>735881015
I dont like soda. I dont like carbonation. When I do drink a soda I shake it, let the gas hiss out the bottle a bit, do it again and again until its flat. People think I'm weird. I can stand a bit in beer, but I cant drink beer from the can or bottle, have to pour it, and usually over ice. I really piss people off doing this.
Anyway, I like sweetened green tea. And liquor. Why arent you drinking? What else are you up to?
drinking bleach fag
>>735881549
What can we have today?
>>735881552
too healthy for me
>>735881597
a thread
>>735881775
Do you smoke weed tho
>>735881905
yes and i enjoy it
>>735881944
OP can give shirtlesses?
>>735874863
tea mostly
show us your feminine penis or gtfo
>>735881944
r8 me please
>>735881997
meh
>>735882223
big4head/10
>>735882250
Reasonable enough thank u
Feet?
>>735881775
Oh that canned/bottled green/sweet tea shit is nowhere near healthy, neither is the cheap whiskey but I enjoy it. You ever drink alcohol? Just curious. I'm bored. I was checking out the comfy thread a while ago. I really like those. And I'm eating pork skins.
>>735874863
OP, the way you stare into the camera, it's like.. I don't even know how to word it. I've been told I do the same thing, but I never knew what it meant until now.
Also, you have a very feminine face, and eyes.
>>735882458
this, i want to fap to this cute faggot
>>735882701
>calls him cute
>HE's the faggot
>>735882644
>>735882615
im too tired to read this much and talk in a vc
>>735882836
Then just strip
>>735882223
Not OP but you're not bad. Decent looking for what I assume to be 16-19 y.o. At my old high school you could probably pull a few chicks. If you're gay then I dont know. I dont know what fags like, and I use that term because I'm old and coarse not in a derogatory way. Good face structure, lips a little too feminine but go get a tan and never use chapstik and that'll even out.
>>735882836
Post feet or cock or ass
also pls shit on ground and post
>>735882836
fair enough man take it easy, I'm gonna go meander on and see what other weird shit b has tonight
>>735882836
>and talk in a vc
Then stop talking in the vc. Duh
B I S E X U A L
I
S
E
X
U
A
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>>735882836
do you live with ur parents ? do u have a gf?
>>735883018
I agree, post feet and ass.
Pls do not show shit tho
>>735882836
your discord is shit everyone's spamming about niggers and some retard is playing loud german music in voice chat
>>735882904
I'll take the tan and lack of Chapstick to heart thank you for that advice
>>735883125
no yes
>>735883167
so just deal dont be autistic nigger
>>735883217
Im jealous
>>735883217
how long is your cock, and from where are you
>>735883329
why do you think it's okay to use autistic and nigger as slurs
Oh hey, it's this cute little faggot again. Are we ever gonna see something interesting from you or just the standard?
>>735883217
more like yes no, faggot
>>735883428
hey there
>>735883488
dumb nigger faggot
OP should copy the pose tbh
>>735883625
bisexual
>>735883625
you know the rules faggot, cock/feet or gtfo
preferably the bottom
>>735883625
How old are you anyways?
>>735883635
Not a fan of the pic, but agreed.
>>735883169
I should amend what I said. I get pretty painful chapped lips sometimes. Use just what you need when it gets painful. Dont use it daily. You're good looking enough, the lips are partly bec. of your youth. You should be confident when you go out. You have good hair, good skin, a good chin. Your lips just look a bit too "hydrated" if that makes sense.
i give up on this thread
>>735883899
bisexual
>>735883899
We just want your nudes camfag:(
>>735883899
SHOW US COCK FEET ASS AND POOP NOW
>>735874863
is that a slipint
>>735883976
I don't want to see anyone's poop.
see everyone tmorrow mayb e
>>735884226
Bye camfag:)
>>735874863
FACE ASS NIGGA
>>735874863
Hey it's the chimney cleaner guy again! Found any dead cats there today, pal?
>>735883169
>>735883890
Now, if you want to be swimming in pussy, broaden up those shoulders a bit with shoulder-flys and get tan. Dont change the hair. And be confident, not arrogant, or maybe a little bit arrogant in a flirting way, but be friends to the guys who are uglier than you, stick up for kids that get bullied, and always smile. Being mostly laid back but having a concrete moral code for yourself and being honest goes a long way as far as how people see you.
Advice for anybody other young guys, if you want people to like you, act like Dan Conner from the show Rosanne. You will never be cool as Fonzie or 007 or anything. Emulate Dan Conner. Thats the kind of guy that people really want to be around. Tough and funny, but humble and hard working. I'm drunk but I'm not kidding I love you guys and want all of you to have a great life.
>>735880259
>>735883899
So many secret fags here
>>735884576
I love you too man. Stay awesome like that
>>73588463
Feminine men get attention here
>>735884226
bisexual
>>735884576
Shit dude thanks bro I love you too, I love honest advice so that means a lot to me, keep being you too brah, one love
>>735884657
>>735885003
Hey you too bros. Dont be too hard on yourselves you young/youngish guys. You'll go through phases that make you cringe. I think we all do the "broody, misunderstood super smart guy" and try to pull off the "Suave, confident, ladies man" shit too. Remember we are all fundamentally the same. You young guys will come to a point where you've been heartbroken, stuck on a girl, or guy. Feel like you've been beat down or mistreated and/or want to cry and you will go through hardship, losing family and friends (its inevitable) and or be abused or forgotten.
You gotta like yourselves. The only way to really do that is to be honest with yourself and others. Channel Dan Conner. He's an everyman and the kind of guy people can rely on. When other dudes want to be around you, women will want to be around you too (or guys I guess whatever). Smile when you think back on your follies, and dont worry too much about the future. Do what you gotta do today and trust the pieces will fall into place. They do eventually. Dont let self pity gnaw a hole into your brain. Accept everything about yourself and work on the things you can.
Take care bros. And remember. Any dude will look scores better if they work on their shoulders and get a tan.
Using only the medium of mundane selfies documenting his life as an autistic faggot, OP has boldly tested the boundaries of what can pass off as content here. This is next-level performance art.
>>735886584
faggot here
Whipcream vodka strawberry mike's and sunny D, I call it the star burst.
Man, these captcha are unnecessary I think we're doing some kind of data mining or science experiment with how annoying they are.
I'm drinking this baby, in 15 days.
>>735888049
nice to know that also dam this thread is still up?
Relevance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbHfOhJNR4
Don't you die in me!!!
>>735888190
bisexual
earshot cuz im bored
I am drinking mushroom tea mixed with whiskey. Onto 2nd glass, am starting to get mild visuals
>>735874863
you need to die fag
MUSHROOM TEA>
FUCKIN FUCKMNMNAFINAIOWF
>>735890010
I want some. Ohhhh,
Special Mushroom...
Wait I think I might need to take mushrooms if that was my reaction.
>>735890052
I bet you eat nothing but "special mushroom" fagtron
DAMN IT.
>>735889697
bisexual
>>735890227
that's pretty shit, maybe if you ate less dick's you could draw better
>>735890339
It's tough to do when there's a dick right in my mouth. Trying to draw...
im confused
I'm not op. I just got drawn in.
is calling me a bisexual suppose to bother me?
>>735890691
whats that bit of shit over your lip? i'd like to kick you around like a bean bag, you look like an oompa loompa
>>735890912
jealous of my mole huh
>>735891052
you are a mole fuck breath
cam fags like you never take an insult well, you must have a pretty high zoloft intake or your a 15 year old meth head
>>735884576
What the actual fuck no to it all who the fuck wants to act their way through life just b urself degenerates
>>735891254
im crying under this hat
>>735874863
Nice bot thread. Faggot.
>>735891438
normal nonfedora hat tip
>>735891570
You look like someone I know
Where are you from?
>>735891758
utah and you?
>>735891946
Very very far from Utah
>>735891758
You'd know if u knew em irl. we both know this
>>735892184
He looks very similar to someone I haven't seen in a while.
Exactly the same except thinner, which could've happened over the years.
My kettle died, so I have to use a slow as fuck stove top to boil water for coffee.
I've recently had to have warm coffee, as opposed to it being mouth-burning-hot
>>735892333
1 of the many basic pasty white kids in the Midwest I'm sorry to burst ur bubble so soon
>>735892754
not that cmmon here actually
>>735874863
you look like the male version of eliza