Your name is Billy. After a long day at work you come back home

Go back jerking off to my hentai

>>735867754
Winrar

>>735867754
Oh great i won
Dint expect that

>>735867754
>>735868244
You decide to just jerk it off to some hentai as usual. However, since you can't get in, you do it right there in the open while looking at hentai pictures on your phone, much to the shock of the scandalizers pedestrians.
7 decides now.

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SHIT, forgot pic.

>>735868757
Its 2017 and the pic is not in 4k

>>735868757
Ask the others to join in

You are jacking it to loli and the police come to take you away

Go postal at the local dnc.

>>735868757
Fap harder to intimidate them

>>735869267
Winer winer chicken dinner

Kill all the witnesses.

>>735869297
Dnc is Democrat national committee btw.

Gun was in trunk of car

Kill the police.

Kung fu kick cops, take their guns, and go kill some Bernie Sanders supporters.

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>>735869267
Damnit! You knew it was a terrible idea to visit that loli thread while jacking it in public.
Anyways, these meddling cops lock you and take you to their car, no matter how hard you try to explain them that loli is legal in your state.
Dubs decide how to get out of this one.

>>735869311
>>735869422
>>735869700
Guess these don't count since they were posted too early?

>>735869700
This

>>735870333
Fuck yeah I got trips right after dubs!!!

>>735870126
Dick slap the cops and steal their car

>>735870333
Winner i guess. Trips are just dubs with an extra number at the end of it

>>735870512
Indeed they are, my friend.

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>>735870333
You kick the cops away, break the cuffs and take their gun.
Since it's late in the night you know you won't find any public event or manifestation, so you just use your excellent lockpicking skills to break into the house of your nearest neighbor who voted for Bernie while he's sleeping and point the gun at him while he's still on bed.
1 decides what happens now.

>>735871388
Load your cum into the barrel then shoot him

Bump to keep thread alive

Bernie sanders jumps out to take a bullet for his loyal supporter

>>735871388
Kill him and steal a rock

>>735871388
You are a socialist so you must share
He then proceeds to take all his money,snacks, and porn off of his computer

>>735871388
You actually shoot bernie in diaguise

>>735871388
Burn him alive

>>735871388
Find a pen and stab him with the pen

Billy's neighbor wets the bed in fear, you are amused and decide to spare him, however you take him hostage as leverage against the cops who are after you

>>735871388
Fuck him

>>735871515
Rollimg for this

This >>735871795

>>735871633
i got dubs

>>735871388
Sensually stroke his cock, just as he's about to cum, blast a hot load of LEAD in his face

>>735871736
This

>>735871388
Snap his neck with the barrel, not by shooting him

Get in bed whith him to sniggle and order him to go back to sleep or else you'll shoot

>>735871929
Reroll

You put you weewee on his but

>>735871388
Fuck him until he dies

Gouge hus eyes out

Leave, bury the gun, and run off to be a Buddhist.

>>735872031
Eyyy

>>735872031
Winner

>>735872031
Win

>>735872031
Winrar

>>735868244
>>735869311
>>735869422
>>735869700
>>735870333
>>735871388
>>735871633
>>735871866
This is now a gets thread

>>735872031
Lets get fucking

you masturbate furiously and cum into his testicles

After fucking him you then proceed to neck

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>>735872031
You remember you still haven't cum from fapping to all that sweet sweet loli, so instead of using the gun you just decide to rape your neighbor to death.
This takes a while, and you can still hear the police sirens outside, but you eventually manage to cum just as you take their last breath.
Just then, the police shows up on the door!
3 decides your fate.

Billy's neighbor still had a little bit of life in him, and with his dying breath he says: "fool. Don't you know I'm HIV positive". The police take you to the slammer

>>735872819
Surrender. No good can come from resisting the mighty gavel of justice.

>>735872911
This

>>735872819
You fuck the black cop and he dies and he drops a master key

you just need to an hero friend

>>735872819

Billy breaks the fourth wall and deletes system 32 on faggot ass OP's computer

>>735873014
Rerrol

Jump out that window now

>>735872819
you take the dragon dildo you find underneath his bed and fend off the cops long enough to make a getaway in the cop car

Break down in tears over what you have done.

>>735873097
reroll

>>735872819
Billy hangs himself

>>735873097
rolling again for this

>>735873030
reroll

Billy's old childhood friend Dan comes to the rescue and guns down those cops. The two of you make your getaway in Dan's sports car

Billy fucks the black cop and fucking dies

Billy usis his ninjutsu to disapear in a cloud of smoke

>>735873206
last time

You through your dead neighbors cum on the cops eyes and break through the window and run to nasa

Throw box of donuts to distract cops, run out back door

turns out you were a black person painted white to get that sweet white pussy. After sweating from raping the bernie supporter the paint comes off. The cops seeing this let you go with a free pass and you continue fapping to loli porn

>>735873363
ffs finally

Billy bribes his way out of this situation by giving all the cops a blowjob. They bukkake all over his face

>>735873363
Wimrarr

Seduce the black cop and together kill the other cop

>>735873363
Winner

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>>735869311
>>735870333
>>735869422
>>735868244
Checked
Checked
Checked
And checked

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In this moment, you are euphoric. Realizing there is no god, you become god.

>>735873363
Of course, the classic donut box trick! It never fails!
As the men of the law devour these delicious, greasy goodies you run downstairs for dear life and escape right through the back door.
Where to now, Billy, where to?

>>735873913
Also, 8 decides this time.

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>>735873913
>>735873939
Aaaaand, forgot the pic again.

>>735873939
He goes on a journey to find out if traps are gay

>>735874097
Reroll

>>735873939
He finds redbull in his local trashbin. He drinks it after running from the cops and now he has wings. His power runs out though over monster island and falls into a pit with a ugly brute with horns on the other side

>>735874119
Roll

>>735874127
SO CLOSE
Reroll

>>735873041

This

>>735874000
Go on a rocket to space to cum on earth and the other astronauts

>>735874235
Reroll

>>735871388
If i'm so great at lockpicking why didnt i just bust into my own house?

>>735874000
HE embarks on a quest to find a Way to enlarge his penis

After running from the cops for so long he decides he needs a break and heads to the local sauna to lay off some stress. However when he enters the sauna he discovers that it is occupied by big tittie anime girls and begins his raping spree

>>735874338
WINRAR

>>735874278
Winerar

Billy brings rocket back down to earth and uses rocket engine Flames to set Clinton presidential library on fire, and watched Bill Clinton feel the bern!!!

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gr@[email protected]

>>735874235
>>735874278
You enter Kennedy Space Center, where you steal a SLS prototype and use it to get to High Earth Orbit so you can fap there and cum all over the Earth and the other astronauts down there at the ISS.
However, since you've already cum while raping your neighbor, only a few dropplets come out. Shame, they will probably burn during athmospherical reentry, long before they reach the surface.
4 or dubs decide how you solve this terrible mishap.

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>>735874303
If only I knew, anon.

Now that billy is out of cum, he lands his ship at a sperm bank to get all the sperm he needs to try this again

>>735875345
Crash the iss into north korea

>>735875452
Rollimg for that

>>735875111
Trips again!!!

Shame posted it before OP started next round, so reroll for it :-)

Aliens abduct Billy to probe his holes

>>735875452
Reroll

>>735875345
Billy makes a the iss kamikaze dive into EA headquarters

>>735875298
He uses his expert lockpicking skills to get into his home and goes to sleep, only to wake up and realize it was all a dream.

>>735875345
Frustrated by the mishap. Billy takes his rocket and crashes it into the white house.

Ty for a great thread OP

>>735874333
>>735874000
>>735875111

>>735875697
reroll

>>735875345
Flies further out to mars to start a nigger free human colony

>>735875298
Lands the rocket and breaks through the window of his home like the koolaid main

>>735875799
Winner

>>735875799
WINRAR

Have sex with donuts

Comit suicide.

Seriously though how is it that there are sooo many dubs in this thread
And also incase i get dubs
I roll
>>735875900

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>>735875697
>>735875799
Disappointed you couldn't cum all over the Earth you jsut grab the prototype Orion capsule and go back to Earth, crashing it right into the White House, killing yourself and taking Trump with you in the process.
After you die you end up in Hell for murder, rape, doing freestyle rap in the subway and pedophillia.
Trumo ends up there too.
5 decides what now.

Satan is a pretty cool guy and invites Billy and trump to his birthday party this evening

>>735876670
You realise you crashed into the wrong white house, and have actually crashed into your house and the antifa protestors who were dressed like trump who were nearby, and you made hell crowded

>>735876670
Get the devil drunk and when he passes out sneak into heaven.

>>735876899
this

Billy is deeply remorseful of all he has done and becomes a Born Again Christian

>>735876915
Der Sieger

You ask realy realy nicely if you can return to earth. Satan agrees and sends your soul back to your body, but you return to your mangled body underneath all the rubble and are in an immense ammount of pain.

>>735877225
Winner

>>735876915
winrar

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>>735876915
You take advantage of one of Satan's few weaknesses: his vice, and get him completely wasted so you can escape Hell. Trump comes with you too.
You try to sneak pass the gates of heaven, but not before Saint Peter finds out!
Dubs or 69 decides how you convince him you're worthy of entering paradise.

>>735877429
Op said 5's are winners this round

>>735877504
Im not a jew

>>735877504
Point to Trump and say that he was basically God of earth and he challenges God to a duel.

>>735875708
You're welcome!
Haven't seen one of these in a time, so I thought I'd give it a go and make my own.

>>735877628
reroll

>>735877504
I got the spongebob on vhs

>>735877504
Tell him that my cock is so large god wanted a good look

>>735877504
I can make you the dankest memes

Tell him we killed satan by fucking him to death

>>735877504
Say that he is a normie so he can just pass right in

Billy tells of this one time i banged an ugly chick out of pity

Tell him we got rid of the gays

>>735877504
"Im a vegan"

>>735877800
Winner

>>735877800
A winr is you

>>735877800
Winrar for the second time this thread

>>735877504
"I defeated Satan, what makes you think I can't defeat a lowly servant like you"

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>>735877800
You tell about how you killed Satan unsing the mighty power of your cock, so he decides he's okay for you two to enter. He also gives you these cool wings, spears and armors and promotes you to honorific Archangels of the Lord.
42 or 2 decides what do you to so he and God don't find out about your lie.

>>735878262
it's okay*

>>735878262
Send heavens legions to fight the demons while you go to your house to unlock it

>>735878262
You slip them a 5

>>735878262
You kill satam while he is still passed out drunk

>>735878262
Go down to hell with your spears and shit and actually fuck Satan to death.

>>735878493
Rolling for that

>>735878357
this

>>735878515
Rolling to keep a promise

>>735878582
A win

BUMBO

Dracula

>>735878582
Your army of angels struggles to defeat a drunken, passed out Satan.
But you've got more important things to do. So you and Trump come down to Earth so you can finally unlock your door using your newly acquired heavenly powers!
Should we consider this a happy ending, guys, or there is mroe to this story?
Dubs decides.

>>735878262
blow god.

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>>735879641

>>735879641
Moar
You must secretly preform the ritual rape execution of satan

>>735879798
Roll

>>735879662
Force satan to give billy a happy ending, then kill him

>>735879954
So close

>>735879988
With these dub dubs i choose the happy ending then execution

>>735879641
Have sex with satan

>>735878425
Rolling for this

>>735879662
Consume the flesh of trump and satan to assimilate their powers, then challenge god to a thumb war for his seat of power

>>735879954
>>735879988
>>735880057
Going to consider this a winrar. Be back in a moment, guys.

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You return to hell and fight off Satan and his hordes in there, and you and the other angels and arcangels force him down and make him give you a happy ending. Then, when you have hummilliated him enough, and having him at your complete mercy you are about to stab him with your spear, when...
9 decides.

>>735881021
He promises his legions to forever keep your house unlocked and to guard and look after it, and the same with heaven. Billy then walks away with his dick flopping in the wind. The end.

>>735881021
nigger jesus appears and fucks yer pooper hole

>>735881333
3+3+3=9

>>735881333
Lel trips override the 9 decides thing right?

You let the angela finish him and you watch your new angel bretheren rip the devil to shreds,

>>735881519
Winnnrer

>>735881333
>>735881390
For this time, I guess yeah.
Sorry, >>735881519

Anyways, Jesus shows up in the form of a huge nigger called Bubba and, right after stabbing satan to death he rapes you right in the butt as a punishment for lying about having killed the devil before.
7 decides now or whatever...

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>>735881808

>>735881823
You get pregnant. Birth a kid called Jezus, New Testament ensues.

>>735881808
He thanks the lord for his punishment, and is exiled from heaven back to his home, but is promissed heaven later because he helped to kill satan
He finishes off eating a box of donuts with one on his erect dick

Reroll >>735881948

>>735881808
>>735881823

>>735881978
Last reroll

>>735882007
Win

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>>735882007
Somehow you feel thankful for your righteous punishment, even while your ass aches like hell.
You go back home with a literal promise of Heaven waiting for you.
But for now you just relax with that extra box of donuts you always keep in case of cops, and evens share one with your dick after helping you out so much today.
Your keys hang on a hook on the wall, just where they should be, waiting for you to pick them up the next time you leve the house.
THE END
(Sorry, I'm tired now, despite of the simple drawing style keeping one of these threads still requires some commitement).

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>>735882520
Thank you op and rest well, you deserve it

>>735882520
Thanks for thread OP, papa bless.

>>735882520
Good thread
Ill trie to make yt vid outta this
Always wanted that sex scene though!

>>735882520
*awkward clap*