Post your secrets, I'm nosy and I wanna know. I also

Op is faggot. How to tell op?

>>735863193
Nope, not a faggot. Try again.

How to encourage op to remove himself from closet?

>>735863379
Major eye roll

>>735863133
have I ever told you about the time my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car?

>>735863642
What did you do ?

i don't think i have any secrets, pls help

I masturbate by rubbing my foreskin between my fingertips until I cum.

I eat my own cum 99% of the time.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

Is It Possible to Learn this power?

>>735863759
the fuck do you think, I tried to fonger that bitch right back
aint nobody fongering me unawares in the back of my moms car

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I'm "racist" I suppose.

I believe we are part of a Western-Atlantic civilization that is being lost to global forces economically, politically, and demographically. This civilization spearheaded every meaningful discovery and innovation of the last 500 years and we're losing it. It's a terrible shame. The involvement in global affairs by Europeans and those of European descent is the best thing to ever happen to the world.

Other civilizations have great merit as well, but we should all keep relative distance from one another, although a degree of immigration and limited assimilation is unavoidable. Black Africa is the lone exception. Nothing good has ever come out of black Africa, nor is it likely to. We have now seen more lawful immigration from Africa than were brought to British North America as slaves. These lawful immigrants are welcome, but the descendants of those slaves have to go. They're a "remainder" of history (Remember that long division you did in the 2nd grade? It's kind of like that.) While there was never any serious effort to "ship them back" to Africa, it is an option we should give them today---to be a part of their own civilization.

Not from a Jedi

>>735863867
I'm sorry I couldn't get through the first sentence.

I'm fucking my girls best friend

>>735864345
How long has this been going on ?

I fucked my friends bf.

>>735864345
hey same here

>>735864802

hah very nice men

>>735864565

3 months now.

>>735863133
talking to a cousins girlfriend. hit it off and shes sent me pics while dating him. unsure as to whether i keep going with it because i really do love her, but im also debating telling her boyfriend.

I worked at a convenience store and we had a new guy start there. I invited him to come to a party at my house so he could meet some new people.


So we find out he's got a fiance and they're getting married soon. She decides to come visit that weekend and he brings her to the party. We all start drinking and later on I had to run to the kitchen to get something to drink. She comes in after me.

I've barely said shit to this girl and thought she was hawt as fuck. She sees me making a drink and says quietly "Get him to try to drink you under the table. Once's he's out, we can fuck."

I get him plastered and he falls out. I took her out into the yard with a blanket and destroyed that girl's pussy. Blew in her as hard as I could.

He finds out a few days later and quits his job. Goes home that night and murders his *entire* family but doesn't hurt the girl.

I feel guilty that I fucked his girl, but her pussy was so fucking cash.

>>735865162
Umm well think about it, she did that to him. She can do it to you too, plus he's family

>>735865568
Post name so I can read the news article.

>>735863133
From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.

I honestly don't remember anything other than his first name (Daniel). I was a shit head back then and fucked up most of the time. This was 1998-ish in Ga.

>>735865951
What do you mean by "take care"?

up until what point in your life did you sexually pursue your stepbrother?

How do you currently feel about this whole situation?is it in the past or are you still getting over it's effects in current time?

>>735863133
I make fake Instagram porn posts of my friends using Photoshop that i jerk off to.

>>735865951
how has that affected your life since?

>>735865951
I'm so sorry this happened to you, seek for some help please.

husband is enlisted for deployment!
party time!

>>735866426

you're fucking scum

>>735865568
>>735865860
And I would also be taking "shit that didn't happen" for $500

>>735866426
You're the lowest human being on this plant

>>735866261
What it sounds like. I sucked him off/had sex with him. He's younger than me so till he was 22. It's with me everday. I have self esteem issues and don't value myself to much. Getting better tho.

>>735866426
Kill yourself honestly.

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>>735863133
I hide the fact that im lonely and bitter

Car mom fonger back of my friend.

>>735866545
I don't value you much either.

I regularly cheat on my military husband with creamy logs of shit from Andy Sixx, so smooth how it goes down in the Georgia heat.

>>735867134
you forgot your picture

I want to fuck my friend's sisters

>>735866545
I'm terribly sorry all that happened to you. I can't imagine being raised that way, but you need t know that none of it was your fault. Hope everything gets better anon.

Yes, I'll finally fucking admit it, I fucked your girlfriend when I stayed in your apartment for those 3 days. I always thought she was hot, whenever you would go to the bathroom, she would flash her tits at me.

When you went to work, she called in and took those 3 days off. No less than 10 mins after you left, she walked into the living room completely nude.

>Just had awoke, only wearing boxers, morning wood at full mast
>Look up and see her standing there, naked and gorgeous
>Perky DDs with left nipple pierced, trimmed bush, long brown hair down past lower back
>She walked towards the cough I was laying on and told me to sit up
>On her knees, she pulled my boxers off, my cock harder than stone
>Her soft lips wrapped around my dick, spit flowing forth all over my shaft and balls
>She stops, stands up and turns around, lowering her pussy into my cock
>Basically dripping wet, she slams down, balls slapping against her pussy
>I couldn't hold it long, I cum as her cunt milked my cock

We had sex all over your bed, kitchen, bathroom and everywhere inbetween. She's your wife now, and you have two kids together. Just to let you know, the first one is mine, she's looking more like me every day now. You live within walking distance, and I'll make my way over and fuck her when I like. I know her body better than you do.

>>735867409
Maybe I'm not the person who usually posts that.

I was raped by my father till he fled the country and I moved in with my step family when I was 5. He raped me for 5 years. My step father is considered my real father now. He's the nicest bro on earth. I had a twin but he didn't survive the abuse. For years I'd be violent to wards other kids. Then I stopped talking to people all together. But I started healing about 4 years ago and now I'm very close to normal. My step family treats me like just part of the family. I still have some anger problems tho but its not so bad anymore.

>>735867512
topkek this is so pathetic

I'm not bi or lesbian but I do enjoy sex with other women from time to time

>>735867832
I think you're just a salty bitch, you must be the guy anon is being cucked by.

>>735865951
This is hot

>>735863133
I'm really a God incarnated on earth. but no one believes it so i just say it.

>>735867483
Are you in the right place anon?
This is /b/ right?

>>735868984
prove it by fixing something wrong with the planet,

>>735865951
To be perfectly honest, a good father should always teach their daughters how to properly please a man. Who better to practice with than Daddy? I bet you got used to the taste of his cum, even looked forward to it. He should have rights to every inch of your body, inside and out. I bet your pussy is wet just thinking about how he used to fuck your tight pussy. Did he try anal? Did you ever cum?

>>735869130
Hey, I know the kind of cesspool I'm lurking in and all, but I can dole out a little compassion every now and then. Shit's fucked up yo

>>735868272
nah, save your projection

Posted before but whatever.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

>>735869508
What aspect of the situation did you enjoy? being displayed for everyone to observe? the idea of strangers/acquaintances possibly jerking off to you?

>>735867588
You deserve to be loved anon. Don't ever forget that. What happened to you can't ad won't change, but I'm glad you held on. I'm so happy to hear of the light you've found.

>>735869716
The humiliation and loss of control were admittedly a turn on but at the same time I also hated them. My feelings on the matter are kind of complicated understandably. I didn't exactly like my pictures being posted because it was terror inducing, it just gets so out of control so quick. It's really difficult to describe how I feel about it because in retrospect it's more enjoyable than it is when it's actually happening, but that level of fear is something I never want to deal with again

>>735869508
I remember you anon.

when are you going to give us an example of whats out there?

>>735870199
Tiphany?

>>735867029
Good thing your worthless to or that might have mattered.

>>735863945
You will have a painful death

>>735869236
He was not my father.

My biggest kink is having some other dude absolutely use my gf as a fucktoy, just pin her down and fuck her until she cums. She 's quite open minded and I have several friends who'd be down for it. Problem is, she got raped 6 months ago (another story) and her sex drive/kinkyness has hit an all time low, and I know she'd probably freak out if I asked her to do that now, but old her would have probably said yes. What do?

>inb4 cuckfag

>>735870563
Nope

>>735870451
What kind of example? I posted a picture of my butt previously.

>>735870917
Elizabeth?

>>735869779
Every year on my b-day I made two steaks. One for me and the better cut for my late twin. When he died I held him. I could barely speak but I did know what love was. He faded slowly listening to me singing to him simple hums. Some times I even order two drinks of whatever and pour out the second one.

>>735870885
Back to le ddit please. Cuck fag

>>735870917
>I posted a picture of my butt previously.

I must have missed that one. feel free to repost that butt
>if you have tits tho that would be even better

Im a straight male who accepts requests from gay men on kik for cash. I do whatever they want for $3 per request. Gotta do what you gotta do. Anyone interested in a bitch boy?

>>735870917
What happened to the blackmailer?

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I fuck alot of escorts

>>735870967
Nope

>>735871082
I'll think about it

>>735871375
He'd had his fun and decided to just start posting my pictures on sites and chat rooms and stuff instead, which ended up starting a bunch of other shit.

>>735870885
So you've masturbated to her rape story

>nice

>>735871730
>I'll think about it
pls
I need to see if the body is worth the trouble he went to for it

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>>735871082
>>735870917
and I saved it, nice ass

>>735871730
When will women learn that the cache will be spread regardless of how much they cooperate.

>>735872046
if legit, that is 100% an ass I'd blackmail a girl for more of
but the tits are what I really need to see.

>>735872046
Thanks

>>735871919
Hope that answers your question.

>>735872145
Yeah I was naive and pretty stupid when it began.

Me and my cousin had sex when we were 12 and we're now secretly in a relationship

>>735871730
Ever consider telling the police?

>>735871864
In any normal scenario, yes I would have. But I can't bring myself to it because long story short, a good friend of both of us roofied her and fucked her passed out, then went and told all our mutual friends she'd wanted it and was fully conscious and consenting, therefore making her look like a bitch who wanted to ruin his rep. She lost her fake ass friends. Absolutely devastated her. Came this close to murdering the fucker. So long story short, no, major turn off lol

I'm a spy

>>735867832

I agree kek, this shit makes me cringe. Can't even get your own woman, so you become a beta slave for this bitch. What a fucking winner.

Ive only had one girlfriend at the age of 20. I fucked her a few times. She was a desperate single mother I met on skout. Im 22 now, haven't had sex since. I've been going to community college for over 2 years now lol. I work at retail, pushing carts mainly. A slutty chick would always flirt but I dont want it if its that easy. Other girls are just tease at work. Now this older woman at work has been flirty and always smiling lately. I think I'm going to try to go for it. Personally I'd like to be a creative for a living. Im starting to learn music theory but also picking up html to be a freelance web developer. I know I need more than html. If she shoots me down I'll be hurt lol. All the girls in my age group just flake on me when I try to set up a date. I'm a beta but it's not my fault. I'm short and thin.
>Going to try to fuck an old lady on the low from work
>If I get rejected I'll be hurt

>>735872340
>Hope that answers your question.
kinda, its nice but I'm not really an ass guy.

>>735872346
I considered it but never did.

>>735872371

Go go gadget bait box, I will take you down splinter, with my golden gun, you will never get hold of the octopussy

>>735872344
Been there, 3 times. Now I have 3 inbred bastards that I don't even have to raise cuz they all got married. No one suspected anything cuz the gene pool is less then ideal here anyway lol my cousins fell for me right away lol their initials r ES SJ BT they all know about each other and sometimes all three of my babies hang out for play dates and they don't know lol.

>>735867512
Fucked up. Hope you die sad and alone

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I find some guys cute, but not worth dating.

>>735872704
why? the thought of the court case? being in a room giving your statement, looking around, and knowing every lawyer and jury member has seen you acting like a whore and is probably just thinking about you naked?

>>735863133
I molested a baby when I was 14 and spent 6 years depressed and hating myself over it

>>735872909
Well fuck wish I could make babies with my cousin. But they would just be born with deformities so we can't start a legit life together which is a shame because we love each other very much

>>735873089
A couple things...That's strangely hot and terrifying. Also yes, I was nervous about being judged if I went to the police and worried my family would find out. For a bit too long I thought if I just listened he'd really not fuck me over. On top of that he and I spoke mostly through an anonymous chat room and I never learned much about him. I was so torn between enjoying and hating it that I fell deeper into it and by the time I worked up a nerve to break it off he was done and started posting stuff, then I never heard from him again.

I've spread nudes that were sent to me with the promise that they were for my eyes only. I've done this a couple times. Been caught once. I feel a bit of guilt doing it, but can't stop myself.

Sharing a friend's secret. A girl I know is in an incestuous relationship with her sister, mother, aunt, and another mother/daughter couple. There are also a few non-related women involved.

>>735873416
At least u never heard from your bm after that. Some chick I used to have a class with was forced to marry her abuser. After she moved in with him the cops dropped her case against him.

>>735873416
>That's strangely hot and terrifying
I know.

> I was nervous about being judged if I went to the police and worried my family would find out.
your family would only have found out if you were a minor, they'd have been obligated to tell.

I'd say a bigger worry would be the police passing around those pics. I've had police I know send me some of the hotter pics that get shared around from their cases. They wouldn't be judging you, they'd just know what a hot little slut you are.

>>735866426
My Bumper Sticker: My girlfriend's husband is fighting for our country.

>>735873416
when was this? this sounds a lot like what happened to a friend, but that was probably 10 years ago

>>735873244
Lol your in lust with her don't get it confused. Also move on man. Take it from a guy whose been there. It won't last forever.

>>735873685
Really.. was forced. By who exactly?

A picture of my cock has been spread around this board like internet aids. I'm happy that people like it, bud sad that I can get a girl to ride it :(.

Talked to my first gf after many years today. She wants to see me without telling her husband. I know she is DTF but ever since my wife (now ex) cheated on me, i cant bring myself to be a part of something like this.

When I was 16 or 17, I spent the summer living with my dad, his new wife, and her three kids. One girl was 15, one was 13, and the son was like, 7. Long story short, I ended up finger banging the 12 year old multiple times, ate her out, had her blow me, and all but fucked her. Never told anyone.

Never saw her after that summer, folks split up. Part of me wants to find her, see if she's still fuckable.

>>735873685
That's just awful. I definitely count myself lucky that it wasn't worse

>>735873706
Reading this gave me a knot in my stomach...

>>735873811
It wasn't that long ago

>>735873811
Since the rise of computer use this shit show has sky rocketed in communality. There's thousands of stories just like this.

>>735863133
One time I tried to catfish a suicidal girl to make her like me then drop her. However I quickly became friends with her. Soon we were DMing nightly and eventually we were face timing constantly too. She helped me through a rough breakup, and I helped her stop cutting. Next thing I know were exchanging nudes and eventually we had FaceTime sex. She lived a few states over but eventually I drove to her house and we had some of the best sex I have ever had. I even hung out for a few days afterwards. We fucked a few more times after that but none of it was as good as the first night. I drove back 4 days later. Haven't fucked since then. We still keep in touch, but she recently got a new bf. I haven't been able to find anyone else because I absolutely love her and her body.
>how to not become an hero

>>735874098
Convince her to break up, fuck her, then drop her like a bad habit. Unless she was good to you when y'all dated.

im a lolicon

>>735874389
That's nothing unusual for /b/

>>735874098
Just go thro with it. Get your nut. If I was the husband I'd know wat was going on. He will recover. Hell they probly cheat on each other a lot. That too is becoming the norm

Back in vanilla WoW, I met a girl a few years younger than myself. I gained her trust and she would let me log into her account and level her toons. She sent me nude pictures, made videos of her masterbating. We met up, I was 15 at the time, she was 12. We had sex and I came insider her and she freaked out and left. I deleted all traces of our conversations, logged into her WoW account and turned on a speed hack. Her account was perma banned within 15 seconds, never heard from her again.

i secretly wanna suck a dick. i fantasize sucking dick when i'm horny but after i cum i lose all interest and am disgusted.

>>735874149
>Reading this gave me a knot in my stomach...
turned you on a bit too, didn't it? thinking about being traded around like that?

>>735873163
Good, you piece of shit, I personally would've killed you if I knew you.

>>735874740
Have same feelings

>>735874616
Ahh lolis, nothing cures like having a 11 yr old to use. Had mine from when I was 13(her 11) till I turned 20. We got bored of each other then split lol

>>735874740
I felt the same way, until I sucked mt friends cock. At first it feels weird in your mouth, but wants you get into it, it's an amazing experience. To feel his cock pulsating in your mouth as your soft lips glide up and down his shaft. To feel the heat of his dick filling your throat. Nothing compares to when he forces your head down and explodes in your throat, forcing you to swallow as his cock explands inside you. Things progressed and I rode his cock while he jacked me off, beat orgasm I've ever had. Don't be ashamed anon.

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gr@[email protected]

During college I had a fuck buddy but we would mostly fuck about with her younger sister. We were 17 younger sister 14

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i like sideboob

>>735874294
They have a kid together. She used to treat me like a god 50% of the time. The other 50r of yhe time she used to be a massive bitch with huge jealousy issues. I ain't gonna put up with that shit for sure.
Thanks for the advice though.

>>735863133
Got a friend kicked out of highschool because of my inappropriate behaviour, have been shutin ever since

Protip: don't have an orgasm on a bus on the way home from school

>>735874877
It did a little bit.

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I am Rick from Rick and Morty basically. Ask me shit, or give me alcohol coupons, w/e.

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Sometimes I like to finger my butthole when no one is looking

>>735874604
Seems like a good idea. Perhaps count it as a step towards my personal development.

>>735863945
Hi visitor from /pol/

>>735875101
I'm a biter so I'm rarely called back lol shits fun yo. The first time I succed was in 6th grade. He was in 10th grade. He wud always hug on me and talk to me. I'm straight but I loved his attention. So one day I hug him and he was sporting sum wood so I rubbed it and ran off. He chased me to his house and I made him succ my cock first. Then before I came I slowly pushed him to the bed and let his 8 inch cock slap my face and ate it like there was no tomorrow. I sucked him off for an hour and a half swallowing each time he came. God he was horny all the time. Never fucked tho. I didn't care for that.

>>735875366
do you ever think about the fact that some people you know in person would have seen those pics? people you work with, that guy at the coffeeshop, maybe some friends. That you're carrying on a normal conversation with them and have no idea what they're really thinking about you.

I fapped on cam the other day with a 9yo girl

>>735866426
That's fucked dude he's out there dying

>>735875791
if he dies the party never has to end, just think of all the mourning sex

>>735875755
It's crossed my mind in bouts of paranoia but I've never given it a serious thought before..

Was beaten and molested by my father for years as a young girl. I use to remember everything vividly, but now I can barely remember a thing about it. Every now and then something will trigger a memory. Been taking medicine for major depression and anxiety for years partly because of it.

>>735875479
There's no actual fix for shit like this but wat I suggested is like a band-aid. I been cheated on by my wife and there's no ego boost like having another girl pine for u.

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>>735875865
Heartless bitch

>>735876098
how do you feel about it?

>>735876120
This gave me an erection, I know it's fucked up, but at the same time my cock is diamonds now. I'm confused.

>>735875784
Love it when that happens. Thus grill from NZ was about 5-7. She wanted to see my dick so I made her get fully naked. Threw away my laptop after that and shut down my internet service and got a new one lol.

>>735876120
my gf is the same.

some memories may fade, but the anxiety and depression are there for good. and then suddenly something triggers and even if you don't remember why you're having a panic attack.

Happened to her once when I was choking her in bed, suddenly went from normal struggling to screamcrying and trying to claw her way free.

Started getting hand jobs from my mom at bed time when I was 11. Stopped when I was 13. Later when I was 16, we had sex until I finished college.

>>735876383
Fuck off copy pasta.

>>735876292
At least you know it's fucked up.

>>735871274
Where do you live? Are you cute? I wouldnt mind doing some stuff with a willing straight guy;)?

>>735876381
Surprising a girl with a history of abuse would let you Choke her.

>>735876736
Abused people r usually into a wider variety of things

>>735876381
Yeah, it's not something I expect to ever get over. The medicine helps alot with the anxiety, but also makes me feel like a zombie to a point.
I've had memories triggered while having sex with my boyfriend before too, causing immediate anxiety attacks. Doesn't happen too often though, so I've never brought it up to him before. I usually just wait for the anxiety to pass.

>>735876875
Yeah. But you'd think that she'd be reminded each time.

>>735875865
Damn thats still shitty it sounds like you hate your husband just get a divorce or something you smegma nugget

>>735876736
It's pretty normal. childhood abuse tends to lead to either quite kinky, or borderline asexual/distant from sex. rarely middle of the road.

>>735876920
yeah, the meds even you out a fair bit but don't make you feel like you live an exciting and interesting life. As long as the balance works for you, that's the important part.

If specific things set it off, it's worth mentioning to him. nobody wants to fuck somebody in the middle of a panic attack, and if he can make a couple of minor changes to avoid it happening he probably would.

>>735877041
>smegma nugget

>>735877133
I feel like if I was molested or raped as a child, I'd be more asexual

>>735863133
I kill random people. I drive to the next city or town over. When i find someone by themselves. I shoot them and just go home. My wife and kids are none the wiser. I'm out cruising for a victim right now.

>>735877337
maybe. the brain is a weird thing though, you never know how your mind is going to deal with traumatic events.

I still love someone I haven't talked to in ages. I know I shouldn't, but I think about this person all the time. I don't know where they are now, but I hope they're doing okay.

I dated a real life pedo mom

>>735877525
Come say hi. you know how to contact me.

>>735877525
How long is ages?

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>>735863323

>>735877787
Its been a few months

>>735877714
I wish it was this easy to contact them

>>735867588
Your twin didn't survive? He murdered your twin?

>>735877924
what's stopping you? what's the barrier?

>>735877872
Something bad happen between you?

>>735877924
Why did you stop talking to them?

>>735877969
They don't go to my school anymore, they were from Moldova I hope they didn't move back.

>>735878010
Life got in the way I guess

>>735878079
Well if they moved back then that'd make it easier for you to actually see them right?

>>735878249
I feel silly for saying this but I would save money to buy a plane ticket just to see them

>>735877966
They were a little older so they graduated

>>735863133
I suppose this isn't a secret for real, but if any of my friends knew about this, they'd crucify me. I live in a city in which hyperliberalism (aka shit like white guilt, SJWs, and trannies) is praised and encouraged. And here I am, the antithesis of hyperliberalism, a completely normal white male with a college degree that's a Republican. I would've gotten new friends, but literally everybody here is like that. It's like San Francisco bad. I can't move either because my job is actually pretty well paying, and I like my lifestyle. However, I'm fucked social wise. Any girl that I talk to ends up being the exact same way, and I just have to cut it off there. If I don't get transferred somewhere (which is unlikely) something tells me I'll be waiting like this for forever. Also I fucking hate black people.

>Inb4 NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735863133
i wanna fuck my little sister so bad and try so sexualize her as inconspicuously as possible

>>735878509
well

not sure how to handle that. nobody has their phone number or email? the school would have to keep some of that on record.

i wish to be respected
how to gain respect?

>>735879405
get a fast car and a gun.

>>735879450
sorry i can't

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>>735879167
I had their number at one point but life got in the way and talking got difficult.

>Never got to say "I love you"
>Have guts now but I can't tell them
>mfw

>>735879405
Get really good at making comfort food. Everyone will love you and call you "mac&cheese"

>I'm so fuckin stomed

>>735879640
if you had their number you can get it again.

mash the phone keyboard, hit send, say you pocket texted or some shit, and then follow on with 'how are you anyway its been too long'

>>735879787
Oh my God why didn't I think of that I hope I can find their number

>You're a star for helping

"Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes."

I'm responsible for the pasta above. I meant it semi-seriously but had a brain fart when I was typing it and just went ahead and hit post. I laughed my balls off after I noticed a few weeks later it was pasta, which had spread like cancer to leddit. My secret is I'm such a loser I actually wanted to tell people in real life. Babbies first pasta was an accomplishment.

I have 15 years with my boyfriend. I don't love him anymore, and it disgusts me to have sex with him.

I want him as a person or parter, but not as lover anymore. I want to leave him, but it makes me feel like shit. Also, I cheat on him with random dudes online. Recently fell in love with a guy 10 years younger than me.

Somebody kill me please

>>735880257
Just leave him. If you don't love him youre gonna be miserable

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today.

>>735880257
I'm in the same boat
>10 years with gf
>fine to live with, not really into the sex
>haven't had sex with her in 6 months
>lead rich online life with other girls
>cant see easy way out of relationship

figured out a way to actually end yours, or are you just planning to be unhappy forever too?

>>735863133
I'm sexually attracted to dogs.

>>735880754
bitches?

sometimes i bump threads

>>735880878
Males. The bigger, the better.

>>735880257
>>735880577
thread is finally picking up

I know a phrase that if put into Google Images gives you CP

>>735880577
I have the same issue

>With bf for 2 years
>Don't feel that "spark" anymore
>Flirting with guys online
>Feel bad about it
>Dating too long to suddenly break it off

I want to leave him and I think about it a lot, but I guess it's scary to be alone again.

>>735881063
fag

>>735881448
as somebody who considered it at two years but stayed:
go. it gets harder, not easier. If you feel like breaking it off now, you will not suddenly change your mind in 6 months time.

yesterday i was here around this time and i talked about what my dad did in the showers when i was younger and the thread died before i said thanks

so uhh thanks from the swedish girl if you're here

For all the people in dead end relationships: just get out of it. You are wasting each others time. It reminds me of people that bitch about their jobs but just stay in them because it's familar and change is scary. You have to get outside of your comfort zone to grow, stop being a pussy.

>>735881556
anytime anon. it was my pleasure.

thought any more about the xbox plan?

>>735871455
Cheaper and less hassle than a girlfriend.

Tell me I'm wrong?

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>>735881470
We're all fags here. Even you.

>>735881799
stfu fag

>>735881529
I needed to hear that thanks. I've been saying to myself "Oh if it doesn't get better in XYZ amount of time I'll leave him" but I keep getting cold feet on it

>>735880442
He has end stage kidney disease. Gonna die in any moment. Not recieving dialysis yet.
>>735880577
I'm just waiting him to die so I won't feel like shit. Good for you that skipped the sex part, the sex drive of my bf is still high despite his disease, god damn. Good thing we live far away from each other so is sex every 2 months
>>735881448
I tried once for other reasons to break with him, and yes >>735881529 is becomes harder with the time

>>735881833
Don't be a cunt about it though. Try to end the relationship on good terms. Don't just drop him.

>>735881833
yeah, I was that same. Always setting the break-up date about 6 months out, once your current plans are over. after christmas, after the next holiday. but 6 months never comes.

>>735881838
fuck, as bad as it makes me sound I kind of envy you. My gf has a bunch of medical problems, and sometimes I just wish I'd get a phone call saying something went wrong.

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My mental state is slowly deteriorating because when I look around I realize I'm fucked, My state's fucked, My government is fucked, My Country is fucked, and over all My entire life is fucked. Thinking about ending my life.

>>735881752
i don't play on consoles but yeah the gaming thing really made sense. but i need to find someone laid back for it.

>>735881953
You're right, I may not want to date him anymore but I still don't want to hurt him too bad

>>735882081
yeah. somebody who smokes a bit of pot and games is a very good choice for 'relaxed', they'd be happy to chill and game. never been much of a smoker though so I don't know how that would affect libido.

>>735882065
how would you like to end it?

>>735881953
this doesn't matter. drop him so he knows it is over and DO NOT keep in touch with him so he thinks you're a nice person, that is female bullshit that just keeps shit going in guy's heads.
better for him to drop him and never look back.
you're break-up talk should be less than 15 minutes, even if you've been together for a few years. do it in a public place. a cafe is ideal -- in a restaurant you usually stay longer, there's alcohol in a bar.

>>735882209
i've never done that either

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Love this body type

>>735881838
This sounds fucked but I wish something was going on with my boyfriend. I mean I don't want to hurt him or anything but if some kind of freak accident or illness happened at least I wouldn't have to dump him

>>735863133
I'm a federal agent waiting for the next one of you to fuck up.

>>735863133
I shower with my two nieces whenever I'm babysitting. Nothing inappropriate of course, but their parents still don't know.

>>735866918
Same

>>735881953
>>735881833

No, dump him and move on. Don't try to be his friend. Don't drag it out and give him false hope. Be that "bitch" help him to move on too.

My ex did that. What should have been 6-month-to-one-year of pain turned into years of pain. Dating other women, she'd call to say hi.

I finally had enough and told her to stop calling. Turns out she had been using me as a crutch all the time. She would up in therapy.

Just do it. Don't drag it out

>>735882210 Haven't decided. Probably live stream it and rant for a while before ending on camera. Any suggestions?

>>735882258
in your favor is the fact that gamers who'd love a girl to come over and just want to game at home are everywhere, and pretty damn discreet.

> Been having an affair on wife for a year
> Mistress is fucking super hot and a little cumslut
> Fucked and dumped loads in every single hole repeatedly
> Developed feelings for her overtime
> tried breaking it off via text two days ago
> She told me she wants to do this in person
> Said ok and I am going to see her tomorrow
> she texted me tonight and asked if we can just forget about the talk and fuck instead.
> I made a joke instead of answering.

I want to break it off for good but am scared I will give in and fuck her tomorrow

>>735882332
I shower with my nieces, their parents are fine with it.

>>735882304
>>735882012
>>735881838
>all in unhappy relationships hoping partner will just die
at least I'm not the only fucked up one here.

>>735882316

That's funny I feel the same way about you, cointelpro.

>>735866545
That sounds terrible. Do you know what would help with your self-esteem issues? Posting a picture of your tits.

>>735882378
for city dwellers maybe but i live in a tiny town with no big cities nearby... welcome to sweden

i've been thinking of trying to meet someone online and just traveling a bit

>>735882065
Venezolano?

>>735882526
Is sweden run by terrorists like everyone said it is?

>>735882621
durka durka muhammed jihad!

>>735882621
country side isn't (where i am), it's like 99.99% white & swedish here.

but cities like malmö and stockholm are overrun with foreigners

>>735882464
It's not illegal when we rent server space.

i'm fucking confident i have the biggest hard on for feet (strictly female) out of anyone on this goddamned earth

i got married to the girl i'd been with since i was 18. i've been fucking the same girl my whole adult life,i'm 41 now. and i'm bored. i kind of hit it off with a really hot younger chick at work and... i cheated on my wife

>>735882356

dunno, bullet to the head always seemed the best if I were to ever off myself. stuff like hanging myself or drowning is kinda scary. i'd want it to be done fast.

>>735882526
remember I came from a small town too, I get it. much smaller pool to choose from.

if travelling isn't too difficult, then that works. talk to a bunch of people online who aren't too far away, whittle them down to who you think is most trustworthy with that, and try it with them. Meeting guys while gaming is pretty easy.

I'd volunteer and all but there's travel and then theres 24 hours in a plane

I jack off to your sisters pantys everychance i get. I used to do it daily until her fucking bf got her pregnant

secretly, i've always wanted to be a good person

>>735882823

Go to bed Mr. Trump.

>>735882798
well i'd make it up to you

>>735882755

post a pic of some godtier feet.
>>735882761

do you have any regrets?

>>735882931
how?

>>735882304
>>735882455
Yes I know I'm shit, but I don't want him to suffer more from a breakup.
He's in stage 5 CKD, he'll be in dialysis soon but I suspect he doesn't want it, so he'll leave himself to die from uremia.

>>735882754

Grey areas.

>>735877562
And she tried to make me do terrible things

>>735883010
>Yes I know I'm shit
if you're shit, you're apparently less shit than the rest of us.
yours is already sick, we're actively wishing a fatal disease on our partners.

>>735883002
first i'd have to find out what your desires are. not the ones you tell friends but the ones you look up online when you're alone at night.