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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan's Delivery Edition
RULES:
>first to get dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character.
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry.
>If there is already a winner, wait for the next turn to start before trying to get dubs--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>the next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan is relaxing in his house one day when someone knocks at his door. It's the delivery man, and he's got a package for Dan. The delivery man needs Dan's signature for the package. I wonder what Dan will find in the package? Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
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dont awnser the door
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>>735857909
He already answered it, just look at the picture.
Slam the door on him
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Dan pulls out his dick
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>>735857909
RETARD ALERT
>>735857508
Dan, in response to the requested signature, jizzes on the delivery man's face.
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>>735858366
OP still here? We got a winrar
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Stay indoors because of extreme anxiety and hope the delivery man just leaves the package at the front door
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>>735858366
Dan whips out his cock and instantly shoots a stream of cream at the delivery man's face (how is that even possible without jacking off?). The delivery man drops the package and falls int Dan's rose garden to vomit.
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Dan grabs that package and retreats inside
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dan puts the mailbox into his anus, not "tries" HE FUCKING DOES IT.
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Dan shoots the man's legs and drags him inside and cooks him alive into a delicous meal
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Dan breaks the delivey man's legs for stepping on his rose garden
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>>735858984
Dan's children run out the house and violently fuck the living shit out of the mailman, and return the package to inside the house.
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Delivery man suddenly starts to enjoy the taste of cum and proceeds to suck Dan's cock.
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>>735859116
Roll
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Dan gets his grandfathers shotgun and shoots the delivery man in the head, then dan opens the package
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>>735859668
roll
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>>735859495
rell
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Wrong address, Dan decides to deliver the package to his neighbor Steve, but forgets to put clothes on
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Dan checks what's in the package, while the delivery man, who was blinded by his semen, wanders into traffic
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>>735859804
Reroll
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Fuck his boipucci
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>>735859668
rolling
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>>735859877
Winrar
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>>735859877
Checkdd
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>>735859877
Winrar
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Dan's cock turns into CHAD and fucks both dan and delivery man in the ass
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Thread bump
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>>735859877
Dan pulls down the delivery man's pants. The delivery man try's to put up a resistance, but that only makes Dan hornier. Dan fucks the delivery man good, then a neighbor walks by and sees this happening. She is gonna snitch on you dan--what are you gonna do!?
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>>735860530
Neighbor joins the fun, getting dp'd by Dan and the delivery man.
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>>735860704
Rer
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>>735860530
Pull out a silver ghost gun and shoots the noisy woman in the back
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Dan opens up his package. It's a katana. Dan cuts the bitch in half
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>>735860907
Re roll
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Dan whips his secrete tail cock and wraps it around her
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>>735860978
Damn it roll
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Shoot jizz at the woman's face like you did to the delivery man
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>>735860999
winrar
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>>735860999
Winrar
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>>735860999
Fuck me, winrar
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>>735860999
Winrar
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>>735860530
Dan uses his mind control pistol to make that girl leave, and forget she saw anything.
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>>735860999
Secret* fuck me and my shit trips
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>>735860999
Before the woman can scream and alert others, dan snatchs her up with his retractable tail penis. Dan's snake coils around the lady; she cant breathe and starts to go blue in the face. You're gonna kill her Dan! Is that what you want!?
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>>735861564
Dan kills them both with his tail cock and opens the package
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Hello Dan
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>>735861564
Dan impregnates bitch while blowing up UPS man with seman load
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Dan lets them both go and goes back inside to watch some tv
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>>735861564
Yed
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>>735861774
oh it yotsuba agen
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The police arrive, however dan's penis grows a numerous amount of arms and grabs the police officers.
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>>735861966
wasted dubs
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Dan attempts to open the package using the delivery man's dick and the woman's teeth.
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Thankfully this was all a dream. Dan wakes up in the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
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>>735861564
Dan opens the box to reveal his daily delivery of chicken tendies. With his sexual needs sated, he kills both the neighbor and the delivery man by suffocating them with his penises
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>>735862066
change of pace tehre LOL
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>>735862066
WINRAR
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