Hey /b/ Just wondering if any of you have ever successfully been

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Closest I have come is sticking the tip of my finger in her ass while we were on vacation during christmas. I came buckets

I would like to lick her asshole and fuck her without her knowing

Just communicate with you wife. I did and one night she said she was up for it and she took some zzzquill and passed out to the TV on. Did it and it was great. We don't do it often but every once in a while when she's in the mood I get to fill her with cum while she sleeps.

>>735856827
>>735857063
what kind of small dick, lame ass sex do you have? how the fuck do you cum when a girl is passed out? i need interaction and i need them to tell me they want to be filled with cum.

xanax and alcohol

>>735857063
I tell her all the time how much I want to eat her asshole or do anal and she tried it once and wont do it anymore.

How welldoes the zzzquil work? did she wake up at any point?

>>735856827
First make sure that he is cool with it

Then an Ambien and one small glass of wine

>>735856827
Fucked my wife when she was passed out from being drunk a few times. She knows and didn't seem to mind. Good times.

>>735857209
There is a 60% chance you are either gay or a woman

>>735857209
Lol, you are obviously not married and have not been in a LTR for longer than 5 years. Or you have and you have just cheated.

This guy is just trying to add some variety in his life without fucking a tranny.

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>>735857342
yea my wife never drinks and if she does it's barely any
>>735857288
have you tried ambien/wine combo?

>>735857209
She does tell me. She knows I'm gonna do it and is fine with it. It's not the only thing we do, but it's a small side fetish I have that she supports. We have a very happy and healthy sex life.

My wife doesn't mind. I'll do it after she's been drinking and passes out. She said her body us mine to use and doesn't care.

>>735856827
>I want to rape my wife. how do I do it?
Husband of the year, right here

>>735857447
No, I have sleeping gas, but I hear thats a decent combo

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No...

>>735857585
Nice

>>735857262
Worked well enough. Slept through he whole thing. One time she said I could cum on her face when I do it. I did and she woke up but after orienting herself sucked me off a little after I was done. I love her

>>735856827
>I want to rape my wife

impossible. she's your fucktoy. you can't rape a fucktoy, you just fuck it.

>>735857651
Cosby didn't do this with his consenting wife, and wife alone...

>>735857505
>not doing it to the thrill of your wife not knowing

I pulled off anal on my wife a few nights back after she'd drank some wine. The muscles actually relax alot more than you think if they are really out, and you're good to go. Shit was cash. Shes the kind that would get pissed if she caught me, so it's got a thrill factor.

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>>735857697
I'm trying to make the fucktoy not resist as much

>>735856827

eg GF used to be a heavy sleeper.

Awake she liked practically anything and had a high sex drive.

Asleep almost anything could be done so long as it was slow and merged into a dream.

She'd always wake up just before she came though. So I could never get away with it completely.

>>735856827
I've woke my gf up fucking her.
We had sex the night before and she was moist so I just slipped in and groped her. She woke up after a few pumps and enjoyed it.

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>>735857816
I frequently try to touch her butthole when she is asleep. most of the time she grabs my hand and shoves it aside or wakes up and says stop

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>>735856827

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I do it very often because my wife was recently diagnosed with MS, so the meds she takes kills her sex drive but makes her knock the fuck out. I can nearly just go to town and she wont wake unless I slap her in the face or some shit.

At first, it was great, but it gets boring after a while, it would be nice to have some participation.

>>735858136
>>735856827
MOAR

>>735857980
Mine is a heavy sleeper. I always test by touching her lips and nose, sensitive parts. if she doesn't flinch I move on to the tits, and so on

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>>735856827
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59419ae820251

>>735857824
Sometimes I wish my boyfriend would try and make me a fucktoy

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>>735858149
Sorry to hear that

I just need something different in my life. Don't want to cheat on my wife so this is the next step

>>735858200
she lets me grope her tits and ass as much as I want if she's asleep. sometimes I can touch her pussy but almost never her butthole

I do this to my fiance from time to time. She's fine with it, when we plan it she will take a couple benadryls or some zquill. However the best time was when I was prescribed xanax and I gave her one. She even often tells me I can touch her in her sleep without me even asking.

>>735858598
maybe I need to go to the doctor and tell them im not getting any sleep.

I don't really want to ask my wife if she's okay with me drugging her until after I've done it once or twice

I was fucking some girl I met recently who fell asleep while we were fucking and she was out COLD. We had been drinking but I'm pretty sure she took some other shit. It was pretty hot fucking her and she wasn't responding or moving at all. Not even sure she remembered it in the morning. Anyways, I regret not fucking with her more now that I think about it, should've shoved it in her ass or something.

>>735856827
give her a soma and some alcohol, she will be done for

>>735857063
I don't ask my wife, but she doesn't care when I do. When she drinks too much and passes out, I fuck her, tried anal a couple of times.

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>>735856827

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>>735858841
soma?

>>735858491
What kind of real man wouldnt? Also tits

>>735858512
It happens, she is100% cool with it though and says "as long as you are taken care of". So I get to get my nut pretty much whenever, lol.

Definitely try an alcohol / sedative combo like Benadryl or Nyquil. Let her get like 30 minutes of sleep and then slowly work your way into it. Start with some arm ribbing, then move lower and lower, etc.

>>735857209
You're not married, shut up bitch. Sex isn't always interactive, sometimes it's just about nutting.

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I do it all the time.
It's great. Takes a bit of practice though.
You want to get them in a position where you can rub the clit. Once they start getting wet you can pound the fuck out of them and they won't wake up.
Or just use ruffies.

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>>735858962
I need some of the shit the Cos used

Soma is a muscle relaxer. I used to pop them all the time they're great. For someone with no tolerance it would knock them out.

>>735858972
No tits. I'm a dude.

>>735859257
Trap at least?

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>>735859177
we both take the advil muscle relaxers all the time

>>735859066
I remember seeing this but my wife is picky as fuck and probably wouldn't like the taste

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>>735858972
he's sweet at least and I love him. Excuse the scars :C
>>735859257
screw you man

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>>735856827

I fugged my GF while she was asleep once.

She farted on me.

Got mad at me the next day when she remembered.

Shit was cash.

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gotta go pick up my damn wife.

Thanks for the replies

I do this to my wife, and she just lets me fuck her. She'll wake up a few times but go back to sleep. Sometimes she gets cranky but I keep going

https://youtu.be/imsFXLqXFeg

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>>735858483
Okkayyyyyyy. Wat

>>735859653
Is she dead? Holy shit "necro"

Everybody with wives who don't give a shit. More like they prefer to be asleep.

When I get stressed in life I fuck my girlfriend while I am sleeping. It has happened with the last 3 of them. They have all said that they thought I was awake, and were shocked when they found out I was sleeping. They get used to it, and just go with it after the first few times. Good girls.

>>735859653
jizzus christ

>>735859599
pretty suckable! what about that fuck hole? shame he doesnt use you like you should

>>735859790
You just answered your own question. But yeah, holy shit indeed

In all seriousness I would say roofies or if you are bold try useing chloroform

>>735856827
>>735858136
More rapey stuff

>>735860379
No ffs don't use chloroform op, rape is one thing but manslaughter is something else completely.

>>735856827
Yeah, I fucked my junkie pill head ex all the time when she was passed out. Methadone, man... She still doesn't know she lost her ass virginity to me.

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>>735860763
Her tits, because we need more of those...

Wat drugs safe to put into alcohol that she wont taste?

My Ex at the time now use to want me to fuck her while she was asleep and would love waking up mid fuck, I enjoyed listening to her moaning and screaming during.

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>>735856827
Get her drunk as fuck, put her to bed, when she passes out rape the fuck out of her
Done it, watched my friends do it to her too

>>735856827

Fucked my ex-girlfriend several times while she was passed out drunk.

It was hot at the time, but I basically viewed it as repayment for having to carry her wasted ass up 3 flights of stairs. Little lube, start out gentle, and then off to the races if she was drunk enough.

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>>735861206

>>735857725
moar

>>735861206
>>735861636
I'm kind of jealous of her

>>735861206
Nice, man...

>>735859599
I'd make you my fuck toy. Let's see that ass.

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>>735861206
her wrecked pussy after me and a buddy took turns on her after a party

>>735857816

Same. I got her loosened up to almost 3 fingers while whacking it and slipped in to finish. It was so hot hearing cumfarts in the morning when she went to the bathroom

Wat drug would mix and taste normal in a shot of tequila?

Plz answer

>>735861962
thats actually pretty fucking hot

>>735862072
roofies

>>735862072
You dumb fuck, tequila will do it all by itself.

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>>735861981
yeah I did that too, with enough lube and patience i got my whole fist up her cunt. Loosened her up then fucked her. To this day she has no idea she's ever been fisted, thinks her pussy is tight as fuck hahaha

>>735862103
Illegal in usa:(

>>735861206
>>735861636
>>735861962
>>735862428
Post more of her please anon!

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>>735861206

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>>735862746
I microwaved the cucumber for a few seconds so it wasn't cold going in. She was outcold but moaned when i fucked her with it

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Yes.

In college I "molested" a few girls at parties who were too drunk to do anything about it. I'd start out by introducing myself under an assumed named, garner just a little trust (which isn't that hard to do with a drunk girl if you just get down on their diminished level), and make them laugh. I'd lead them into a separate bedroom or closet at house parties and moved fast enough so they didn't know what was going on and got my fingers inside them. I remember how they all just froze and took it without protesting for a strong minute before they protested. Three girls total. Never got caught. No regrets.

Lastly, the first serious girlfriend who I played "house" with was super submissive. She thought it was hot for her to drink to the point of being blacked out and let me have my way with her. It's actually a lot harder to fuck someone who is passed out than you'd think. Sex takes a little more cooperation than you might suspect. But she was submissive in a lot of ways and this was just one of them.

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>>735862746
put a perfume bottle up her cunt, wide end first, got so hard when i started pulling it out and watched her pussy stretch, jerked hard

>>735862964
That's hot anon!
Any pics of you fucking her ass?

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>>735863223

>>735863223
do you have a throwaway email anon? I really want to get more pics of your girl from you! These are fucking hot!

>>735863341
I want to cum over her pussy while that bottle is still inside her!

>>735857063
That takes away the fun from it

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>>735863283
nah i only ever raped her cunt, she squirmed too much if i started putting things in her ass

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>>735863359
i don't have that many i'll just post them all here

>>735863736
Would you ever take more?
Could you post a full body pic of face pic too anon?
Amazing pics!

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>>735856827


If she's your wife, it's not rape

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buddy stretching her pussy before he fucked her, she has no idea he had sex with her or how hard he rode her cunt. i still get rock hard thinking about how he used her

>>735861206


FULL OF SHIT. This is from an old, archived thread, a simply reverse image search shows this.

LIAR.

>>735864179
Wish I could use your wife!
Post the pics of it please anon!

>>735864371
sauce?

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>>735856827
I have fucked my wife when shes had too much to drink and passes out countless times. I get to nut ad she dgaf. Its nice when your partner "gets" you.
>pic related

>>735864599
Any pics of her spreading her cunt anon?

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>>735864701
Lol funny you should ask...

>>735865296
Nice!
More pls anon

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>>735865473
What do you want to see? Only passed out stuff (she was dead to the word in that one) or other?

Wat besides roofies can mix well with tequila shots

>>735856827
I fucked one gf I had while she was sleep once. When she woke up asked me if I had fucked her or was that just a dream.

>>735865775
She's got a nice looking pussy anon, I wanna see everything! And fingers or dick in her ass?

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>>735865993
Clostest I have. Also this thread is kind of dead. Maybe I'll start one for her. Keep an eye out for my first pic if you're interested

>>735861962

Yeah bro those are some sexy ass sweat pimples she's got. Does she not bathe or just not ever get off her ass?

>>735866382
Really interested anon!
Could you link the thread here?
Or do you have an email I could get?

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>>735856827
my ex used to say to me
>u should start fuckin me in my sleep that'd be hot
then one day i did and she woke up like "WHAT THE FUCK" then violently got into it and it was probably the best wake up sex she ever had but at first i felt like do i keep going or am i in the wrong here? i just went with it and no fucks given. one of a thousand times i nutted in her that were far from the normal shit people do. good times. anyways she cheated on me then got spinal cancer after and now she can't walk or feel her vag, karma is real. now i fap to traps and talk to you fags. my life really has gone downhill, but at one point bro i did it, and it was dank. guess you just have to yolo swaggins it up and not give a fuck and do what you do, hope you don't go to jail or some shit with this new liberal pussy feminist movement.

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>>735866837
oh i guess i forgot the part where she went from violent crazy to damn this is hot and enjoyed it. im not a rapist, this was predetermined consensual and she was happy after. needed to clarify that bit.

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>>735866768
I'll go to the trouble of making a throwaway if you'll tribute :)

>>735856827
Ambien or Xanax.

>>735861962
now thats a proper cunt!

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>>735864077
can't argue with dubs....
...in the middle east.
it took dubs to take down the twin towers on 911
a day of gets bro.

>>735867034
Damn, tributes aren't really my thing anon. Sorry :(
I just like to email back & forth, get more pics, and talk about using & abusing your girl ;)
Would that be alright?

>>735856827
That chick is hot, Holy shit her tits.

>>735867276
Anon23123@yahoo

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>>735866837
>>735867024
U shoulda read the thread bro, this is not a thread for people who get women to fuck them on the regular, this is a thread for dudes who want to rape unconscious women. The same pieces of shit that live in their basements and fap to loli/shota with cum stained waifu pillows. Sometimes I wonder why alphas even bother partaking in this faggotry, from here on out just assume everyone on here is a chomo pedo piece of shit before you post and lurk moar...but still alpha underrated post.

>>735856827
Hammer

>>735867938
You should read the OP, you retarded faggot.

>>735859653
He wears gloves, but no condom...

>>735857342
Yea its great. Mine has a rape fantasy and just lets me take advantage of her if shes drunk or using her sleep meds, she just likes me to retell it in the am

>>735867842
>Anon23123@yahoo
mailed :)

>>735868277
aids died with her m8

>>735857210
This

I love Xanax myself

Prob is when I take it, I'm prolly gonna get butt raped and not remember it.

What a wonderful drug.....

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>>735856827
A dash of MSG in beer should do the trick.

>>735864179
Reverse google these are old

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>>735859653
what ze fak

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>>735856827

>>735858136
Real or fake and gay?

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>>735856827
for the fags

>>735857063
This anon knows. It's my fetish to have sex with girlfriends when they are sleep and to have them awake to being fucked. Communication is key.

>>735857607
It's his wife dude. It's not like he is raping someone else