Theirs a 50 something year old at work >I've been there

>>735848056
>Many weeks later we're alone and she touches my hand

honestly anon if you don't get to boning this lady you're a damn fool

This is copypasta, and not even very good.

Sage

>>735848459
No i admit i posted this yesterday. Since I have no one to confide with im here

>>735848056
Probably both OP, but don't shit where you eat.
>coworkers are off limits until you last day at work

>>735848351
I shortened this for 4chan but i originally wrote it all out and it was way too long. Still in my notes app though. After she touched my hand sje broke eye contact and walked off.

>>735848690
It's retail lol and i haven't had sex in months cause im a short skinny fuck

>>735848767
Just go for it and see where it takes you

>>735848056
she wants the D you faggot
go for gold

>>735848056
Pics and how old is she u nigger

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thats kinda sweet OP

u should hit it

>>735848056
she sounds like an excitable reckless person
she'd fuck you and then feel stupid the day after

you can bang her for sure anon but unless you wanna commit to this FwB situation for the duration of your working there, stay away and keep it platonic

>>735848767
>>735848690
if she is touching him already based on the fact he complimented her and had a moment, then its safe to assume that he might be able to get HJ/ BJ in the back during work hours

I mean think about it OP
in the grand scheme of things
the most you have to lose is a shitty job, and your "reputation" amongst a bunch of retards, half of which would also fuck her given the chance

do you want to look back later in life and think "damn wish I had hit that"?

With an older lady you need to make sure she doesn't feel like it's a hook-up but also be pretty quick about it. go somewhere after work, have a couple of drinks, then bring her to your place a few days later. Remember us when she finally sends you some nudes, anon

>>735848767
At least your not a tall fat fuck anon

>>735848056
Is she actually in her 50s? What does she look like? Describe her for us. Does she have kids? And where do you live? At least, the state. Details increase the intrigue/desire to reply factor.

>>735848056
She wants the D. I had the same thing happen when I was 23 and she was 50. Go for it /b/ro

>>735848056
So fucking retarded

>>735848056
Lonely and horny go hand in hand OP. Just fuck her already. Its probably been so long she'll cum as soon as you put it in. You can get a bitch to cum as many times as you want if she's desperate for a dicking.

>>735848056
>>735850067
Where the fuck did you go, OP? Where are some more details?

Invite her for beer after work. Go directly to Ken Bone's Bone Zone.

>>735848056
Let's see some pics of her op

>>735849666
Shit, you can't just take the handy/BJ if she's absolutely desperate for cock. It seems cruel to not fuck her.

>>735849635
>>735848690
She's 50 and he's 21. There's no way she'd be thinking of settling down with him or some shit. OP should be fucking her regularly. Its consequence free and she's likely up for it any time you want it at her age.

>>735851754
And you get to creampie her with no worrries

>>735848056
do it. you'll be happy

go for it

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>>735853874
BANG HER

>>735853874
LET SATAN GUIDE YOUR COCK

>>735853874
That's a very manly face. Got any body pics?

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>>735853874
>>735854734

>>735854825
Do it op. She looks great for her age

>>735853874
I was imagining she looked like the woman in OP's granny porn pic.

You need to give this woman the dick. Absolutely no reason not to

>>735849837
I live at home lol

>>735848056
>she touches my hand
Good god OP just fuck already

Post more pics of her, I'm horny

>>735850067
>>735851615
>>735851693
She looks like in her 50s. I think she has some kids.

>>735854954
Does she already know this?

Also move the fuck out of your parents house

>>735848056
There's a saying sbout older ladies

Don't tell
Don't yell
Don't swell
And they're grateful as hell.

She can keep a secret, anon.

>>735855327
>Don't swell
What did he mean by this?

>>735853874
She looks like Lois from Malcolm in the Middle

>>735854566
>>735854682
>>735854734
>>735854903
>>735854918
That guy is a troll lmao
I dont have a pic of her and she looks older then that. More like the pic in my OP. Touche to the troll thats what i get for being away I guess lol

>>735855434
they don't get pregnant

>>735848056

List all the reasons why you think you should not fuck her. Write them down on paper. Also shove the list inside her when you fist her cave pussy.

>>735855474
bad thing?

>>735855581
No. Just an observation

>>735855250
She should seeing how this job pays shit

>>735855675
Not really an excuse. You should be living on your own asap after turning 18

>>735855327
Yeah I'll keep shut if it goes through. I shake my head everytime a hot teacher gets arrested due to these gossiping ass high school kids.

lol...my wife is 51 and looks great...we hit gym 5 times a week

>>735855474
That guy is a troll lol

>>735855566
Wtf dude lol

>>735855788
Yeah but im a fuck up in community college, so yeah man :/

>>735855790
Yeah, it's actually about the old lady, not you. She won't tell anyone, she won't fight with you, or get pregnant.
She's just glad to be getting the D.

>>735855860
My coworker looks more like the woman in the OP (not resembling her but in the sense of seniority) beimg fucked but looks a bit older.

>>735855985
So was I, making $8.50/hr working at Staples.

>>735856107
This is why I hope it will go through. Im tired of the bullshit from girls in my age group.

>>735855912

Op said she is older. Older ladies need fisting.

Have you never been with an older lady?

What beer way to humiliate her than to fist her cave pussy with all the reasons not to fuck her.

This seems self explanatory to me.

>>735856231

What better*

>>735856149
Alright im a fuck up. Get off my case dude. This is not bout that.

>>735856331
fuck and record, post pics and video here.

>>735856231
No i havent but my pleasure nerve endings are on my cock not fist

>>735856221
Idiot. Work out some time when you can get alone with her. Compliment her, move in for the kiss. If she balks at first it's only out of surprise or coyness, so then ask her to kiss you and she will. This is too fucking easy.

>>735856331
Whatever you're not my real dad

>>735856447
One day and it'll have to be like the 5th fuck or something

>>735848056
>Theirs

There, they're, their - I realize it's super confusing because they all sound the same, but figure it the fuck out already.

>>735856498
I'll try it man.

>>735856544
The irony in your response is my dad isnt my real dad lol. Ive never said that to him though.

>>735848056
Older women are more straight forward.
You need to talk more to her. Little innuendo's here and there. Stuff like. When she mentioned that if she were younger, she would chase you....reply simply that you like more mature women and would love the attention that being chased would bring.

Yes, she wants the D.

>>735856686
Does she text? Text her a joke, or a meme. Get that communication channel open. She may lead the convo toward attraction at some point. Or you can.

Christ, this is easier than raping a baby.

Introduce her to the term "sport fucking". If she's down set up a date but it should be a weekend out of town in a hotel with a bar. Spend a couple of days fucking her silly. Pussy will be at your beck and call from then on. I remember fucking a 52 y/o when I was your age. I would hit it before going out on Friday or Saturday night. That way when I took a bitch home I was able to fuck awhile and not blow a load because I was so horny.

At least lick her asshole

>>735855232
What's her name? And describe her body to us? Is she thick? Thin? Big tits? Big ass? Both? Seriously, homie, more details!

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>>735848056
GO FOR IT! Older women are the best! They buy you thing, make you food when ever you want, and give it to you when ever you want. They are more independent and less annoying then younger women.

>>735849388
early take of macron and waifu ?