Sup poorfags? Look at the new apple watch i bought for my girlfriend.

>>735844855
Mine has a heart rate monitor, but her's needs a seismic monitor

>>735844855
now paddle out to sea

that's so nice of you

Did you buy a custom wristband? Or use someone's belt to get that on your wrist?

Why would you get a watch for a whale

Goes well with your colostomy bag

>>735844855
whats wrong with your toenails

>>735844855
Looks like that's the only Apple she's ever had.

>>735844855
>incoming fat jokes
kek

i'd sooner be single then with a hippo

she is the walrus
kookoo ka choo

>>735844855
Oh look, it's this thread again.

nice ham radio op

Why tf ur arms so fat? And why you got nails?

>>735845454
>I've never seen a mole person

lele, fgt.

Topkek. Brilliant b8 OP, you funny fag.

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How many links did you have to add to that watch band?

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>>735845560

>>735845488

>then

l2grammar fgt

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It looks like you modified a belt to tell time and wrapped it around her wrist.

Pic related, my captcha. Not even joking...

Just look at the size of those fins... how on earth did a whale get on land?

>>735845465
kek

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>>735844855
>mfw the only way I can tell where her wrist ends is because of the watch

>>735845658
what's you're problem than? Am I two grammatically incorrect four you?

Why does she only have 4 fingers?

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>>735847938
Diabeetus.

>>735847938
My guess is she got BBQ sauce on it and mistook it for a chicken tender.

>>735844855
What's the arm version of a cankle?

>>735844855

i want to lick them claws

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>>735844855
Is it connected to the apple in your mouth while you rest?

>>735848730
Arnkle?

Should have paid for a lipo

>>735849057
Armhand?

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>>735844855
Is that Mrs. Puff ?

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>>735844855


this is very old bread yo

kys

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>>735844855

Nice diabeetus paw.

>>735844855
I see you keep yours well fed. But then, gruel is cheap, and a rich man such as yourself should be easily capable of buying it in bulk, as we can see.

>>735845560
No shit, What a bunch of faggots, no effort. Copy pasta newfags

>>735844855
baitbaitbait
stillfunnytough

not sure if thats a wrist or a pigs foot

hopefully she can check her blood sugar on that thing

>>735848730
Wankle, but she no longer can, missing thumb

>>735847938
Evolved, landwhale500.0
EZ- in n out for bags like chips, popcorn and of course butter on a stick

>>735844855
Damn nigger kys

>>735844855
is that a leg? what happened to your big toe?

>>735844855
Fucking fat pig ewww eweuhhh disgusting kill yourself i hate fat fucks like you probably living on disability gross ass disgusting homo kys please fucking fat nigger

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>>735852873
Missing thumb? Is it a hoof then??

>>735854262
no no, something interesting, something very new, last generation amerifatties started getting them, it's very hoofalike, yet a hoof would never form on a watercreature (whale), yet she evolved to become landwhale, so idk. more research needed.

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>>735854532
Something like this then???

>>735854952
almost, yet still has fingers, i'd call seacow. but you know, poor creatures don't deserve to be compared with this.

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>>735844855
So you asked your mother to pose for a picture for "le epic memes and trollz"? How hard was your little wiener while you took this?

>>735844855
I'm so sorry anon

Y'all got baited

i wish i had a gf this T H I C C i'd suck her delicious buttered toes all day.
Got moar ??

>>735844855
This is a creature made of ham.

>>735855661
can't read gook moonrunes.

>>735855826
its not Op's pic, thats the point

>>735856154
how do you know it wasnt op who put it up in moongook

>>735856154
well it looks like it is...

Not sure who is most beta, the person or people making these threads, or me.

I just gave my friend $150. I've given her money a lot over the years, but mostly recently. She's also my ex, but we dated 4 years ago and now we're just friends.

She's a single mom. The baby's father is dead. She is very much struggling financially.

I am broke myself. I'm an idiot with money. Had $5000 recently. Went to vegas for a bachelor party. Everything was so expensive. I owe my property taxes by the end of the month and keep doing math to see whether I'll be able to both pay off my credit card and pay my taxes. It will be close.

I'll be back on my feet in a month or two, so I don't want to let her miss a car payment or not have groceries. But I also need to buy a wedding gift for one of my best friends (guy whose bachelor party drained my cash).

I was debating whether I could afford to get my hair cut today, then I just sent away $150 because I found out she was broke.

>>735856281
no it doesnt, are you fucking stupid?

That's a fucking ipad

>>735856379
it most definitely looks like OP's picture what do you mean

>>735844855
Your girlfriend is fat. In case you didn't notice. You're welcome.

>>735856532
how do you know that?

>>735856365
think like this /b/ro
if you cannot afford food anymore for yourself, you die, she asks money of someone else, don't be cucked.

Watches go on the wrist, not on the feet.

>>735844855
Seems like a waste, she's probably just going to eat it.

Is that a hospital bed?